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OC_James

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« on: 07-12-2003 12:18 »

A thread to reminisce about when celebrities turned to crime and other bad stuff. I remember hearing about Eminem going to prison after (or maybe it was before) P. Diddy got in trouble for pulling a gun out and firing randomly in a bar. Wasn't a very good time for rappers. Does anyone remember Michael Jackson's commercial pleading with people to believe he hadn't molested that boy?
Gocad

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« Reply #1 on: 07-12-2003 12:57 »
« Last Edit on: 07-12-2003 12:57 »

I've heard that R. Kelly has begun to dislike Video cameras ... and underaged girls.
Impossible

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« Reply #2 on: 07-12-2003 13:10 »

- Michael Barrymore and the swimming pool incident.
- George Michael and that 'public loo in LA' thingy.
M Jackson
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« Reply #3 on: 07-12-2003 15:29 »
« Last Edit on: 07-12-2003 15:29 »

Yes I remember Michael Jackson's commercial, he made it because he really was inocent! Would a guilty man continue to involve himself with childrens charities, and have his own kids! It's clear that Michael genuinely cares for children and the world in general. He himself is just a big kid.

Oh and more on topic, recently the guy who used to be Adam Ant (I don't know his real name) has apparently had a nervous breakdown, resulting in him causing some kind of domestic disturbance.
Although I think he probably deserves simpathy rather than ridicule.

Winona Rider shoplifting, don't forget that.

Oh and doesn't this belong in the offtopic section?
Gocad

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« Reply #4 on: 07-12-2003 15:57 »

Strange, nobody mentioned Hugh Grant so far. But then again, the bj he got that night in LA made him probably more famous than any of his movies...
Nurdbot

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« Reply #5 on: 07-12-2003 16:43 »

Apparantly, Spears is a slut.
Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #6 on: 07-12-2003 16:55 »

I actually liked Spears for a day or two, then hated her ever since.  She's a bitch.

I think Jackson isn't a bad person, I actually think he is a big kid. 

50 Cent anybody?  What a money-o-holic for ya. 
M Jackson
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« Reply #7 on: 07-12-2003 17:02 »

Michael Jackson has a new album coming out at the end of the year, incase anyone wanted to know.
"What do you mean I can't advertise here! Hey, what are you...No, take your hands or m...."
Just Chris

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« Reply #8 on: 07-12-2003 17:40 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Apparantly, Spears is a slut.

I heard from someone that sometimes she goes to this restaurant/lounge over at Baton Rouge (I forgot the name of the restaurant) and he told me that Britney is not very sociable with others. She's a chain smoker and keeps very much to herself, sitting in a table by herself, looking alienated.

ShineFusion

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« Reply #9 on: 07-12-2003 18:32 »

Oliver Stoned
2200 block of Benedict Canyon Drive
Oscar winning director Oliver Stone was arrested here in 1999 for drink driving and possesion of drugs.

Hit 'N' Run Halle
intersection of Sunset Boulevard and Doheny Drive
Before she was a blubbing Oscar winner, Berry was the subject of scandal when she smacked a car, injured the driver , then fled the scene.

O.J. Not Okay
875 south Bundy
O.J. Simpson was arrested after his ex wife Nicole was found murdered here, leading to the biggest court case in Hollywood History.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #10 on: 07-13-2003 00:05 »


Arrested for entering the Matrix under the influence of alcohol.  Bogus!


Arrsted for playing with his Pee-Wee.


Arrested for wearing that shirt in public...oh, and grand larceny.


Yessss!  Assss!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #11 on: 07-13-2003 02:00 »

Who is the last one?
Jeremy

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« Reply #12 on: 07-13-2003 03:43 »
« Last Edit on: 07-13-2003 03:43 »

Marv Alberts, you non-American bastard!

Who is the guy above Marv?
aussie dude

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« Reply #13 on: 07-13-2003 09:23 »

what about that music producer that killed his wife what was his name Spectre?? the girl from different strokes was done for bank robbery and willis from different strokes was also arrested for something im sure
Just Chris

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« Reply #14 on: 07-13-2003 15:27 »

Damn, I'm sure they didn't pay their actors enough for each episode then.
Mercapto

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« Reply #15 on: 07-13-2003 15:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Jeremy:
Marv Alberts, you non-American bastard!

Who is the guy above Marv?

After peeking at the file name, I'd say it's Larry King.
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« Reply #16 on: 07-13-2003 18:22 »

I hate Phil Hartman's wife.
Hope she got the chair, bitch.
OC_James

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« Reply #17 on: 07-13-2003 19:42 »

She killed herself after she shot him, Fazeshift.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #18 on: 07-13-2003 20:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Mercapto:
 After peeking at the file name, I'd say it's Larry King.

Indeed it is...or 'was,' for that matter.
newhook_1

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« Reply #19 on: 07-13-2003 23:35 »

Booker T. (A wrestler) was arrested for armed robbery before he bacame famous

bankrupt

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« Reply #20 on: 07-14-2003 00:14 »

 
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Originally posted by OC_James:
She killed herself after she shot him, Fazeshift.

Phil Hartman was awesome.  They should dig up his wife's corpse, then give it the chair.
Britz

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« Reply #21 on: 07-14-2003 22:04 »

Michel Jackson was a complete and utter sodomising asshole, the lot of you who actually think he's an alright guy must be nuts, you just have to look at the freakshow to see he ain't all there and what's left ain't pretty.
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« Reply #22 on: 07-15-2003 01:06 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2003 01:06 »

Who here remembers the New Kids on the Block?  And their hotel-fire-starting hijinks?

 
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Courtesy FishyJoe:
It looks like Donnie Wahlberg was the main culprit. During his New Kids days, Wahlberg was also known for his wild ways. In 1991, he was arrested on first-degree arson charges in Louisville, Ky., for setting a fire in his hotel room during a tour.
Spice Weasel

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« Reply #23 on: 07-15-2003 01:49 »


Bill Gates - Countless felonies


Axl Rose - For having that voice coupled with that attitude.


Ozzy Osbourne - For renewing the fucking "show" for another year.  (possible capital offence)


Marilyn Manson - For being...well...Marilyn Manson

Fearlessly, the idiot faced the crowd...[/i]
Coop

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« Reply #24 on: 07-15-2003 02:23 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2003 02:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Gocad:
I've heard that R. Kelly has begun to dislike Video cameras ... and underaged girls.

Doubtful. Though im sure the camera thing is true.   laff

but heres my all time favorite.


The official CARLITO of PEEL
Nurdbot

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« Reply #25 on: 07-15-2003 02:53 »

What did Bill Gates do? Try to fix an Atari?
M Jackson
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« Reply #26 on: 07-15-2003 08:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Britz:
Michel Jackson was a complete and utter sodomising asshole, the lot of you who actually think he's an alright guy must be nuts, you just have to look at the freakshow to see he ain't all there and what's left ain't pretty.

Britz, how did you form that opinion of Michael Jackson? By reading the rubbish in the papers? Do you actually know him!? NO.

All the lies and negative comments come from people who don't know Michael. Have you ever noticed that his actual family and friends (the only people who are really entitiled to judge him) have nothing put praise for him. If you like his music or not doesn't really matter, either way you look at it he's raised millions and millions of dollars for charity, saved the lives of countless children, inspred a generation of performers, and put up with years of bullshit from the press. He's a living legend, a genius, a true superstar, and an icon of the 20th Century!

Oh and I hear that his Thriller album sold pretty well too.
Mercapto

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« Reply #27 on: 07-15-2003 08:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
What did Bill Gates do? Try to fix an Atari?

He did actually some illegal hacking in his earlier days, but that picture is merely from a traffic violation he committed.
BarneyBurnham

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« Reply #28 on: 07-15-2003 08:52 »

 
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Originally posted by M Jackson:
 Britz, how did you form that opinion of Michael Jackson? By reading the rubbish in the papers? Do you actually know him!? NO.
Yeah, but's not exactly "normal", is he?



Also, one of Wacko Jacko's friends speaks and "Charities condemn Jackson".

And I really don't see what record sales have to do with any of this.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #29 on: 07-15-2003 10:19 »

 
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Originally posted by Mercapto:
 He did actually some illegal hacking in his earlier days, but that picture is merely from a traffic violation he committed.
A former hacker, eh?

Another reason to hate him.
Juliet

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« Reply #30 on: 07-15-2003 14:27 »

I have to buy straight away when I saw this front cover today:



who wouldn't of thought that Gareth Gates, the hottest and cute teen idol would have a big secret! He slept with Jordan. one of the biggest busted supermodel.



There were rumurs that they have a crush on each other. but we didn't know till now that they slept with each other when she was 5 months pregnant.

Well at least Gareth got a decent girlfriend now.

Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #31 on: 07-15-2003 14:39 »

Oh your god...
Juliet

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« Reply #32 on: 07-15-2003 14:56 »

Yes I know. I don't know why he was seeing that slag in the first place.

OC_James

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« Reply #33 on: 07-15-2003 15:07 »

I don't now why people read those magazines. I'm not saying I don't believe it but, we really care too much about our celebrities. When I like an actor/actress it's not because of what goes on in their personal life but how intelligent or good of an actor they are. So basically anyone supported by MTV or a teen magazine is out.
Mercapto

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« Reply #34 on: 07-15-2003 15:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
A former hacker, eh?

Another reason to hate him.

I don't know if I would call him a hacker. It was from when he attented Lakeside High School in Seattle. There the students had access to a computer, which in those days where merely a terminal connected to a mainframe. Access to the mainframe cost $30 an hour, so Billy & co had a very limit time with computer. So what to do other that use the terminal to hack into the mainframe and change the number of hours on their bill?

They were of course discovered, but rather than punishing them, the company that owned the mainframe hired them to check their system for bugs in exchange for free computer time.

Nurdbot

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« Reply #35 on: 07-15-2003 16:13 »

Heat?  no no

How many innocent tree's died for that pile of shite.
Juliet

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« Reply #36 on: 07-15-2003 16:17 »

Hey Heat happens to be my fave magazine.

Futurama_Hil

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« Reply #37 on: 07-15-2003 16:23 »

I'm not really against magizines, but most of the time they're so cheesy, the reporters are such jerks and most stories are just stoopid.  Sure, sometimes I care about what my fav celebs are up to, but do I really care about who they slept with? No.  I care about where they're in concert, what they think of their music, what movies they're in, etc.  Not personal lives. 
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #38 on: 07-15-2003 18:01 »

 laff @ Bill Gates smiley head.
It's a mugshot you idiot!!
Nothing to be happy about!!  laff
Just Chris

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« Reply #39 on: 07-15-2003 18:42 »

God, I hope that's not like a Tiger Beat or something. It probably isn't since teenybopper mags tend to have cheesier-looking covers. Still, I don't read mags like People cuz like Hil said, who cares what they do in their lives? They're still celebrities and I can't relate to them.
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