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PEE Poll: Who Here Loves Porn?
Yes, I am an open Pervert, I LOVE PORN   -22 (61.1%)
I watch some porn, but I guess i like it   -5 (13.9%)
I watch Porn, but for some reason, i dont like it?   -0 (0%)
don`t really care about it, but i still watch it   -6 (16.7%)
Don`t like porn, and i don`t watch it   -1 (2.8%)
I HATE PORN BECAUSE I AM A GOD LOVING FREAK!   -2 (5.6%)
Total Voters: 36

Jeremy

Urban Legend
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« Reply #80 on: 06-15-2003 03:30 »

Squeezit = Nurdy
Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #81 on: 06-15-2003 04:01 »

 
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I agree with Squeezit

Good contrubution loverboy!
Squeezit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #82 on: 06-15-2003 04:31 »

Do you people even look at the little gender doodad?  tongue

and yase--I am a nerd   love
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #83 on: 06-15-2003 11:49 »

well, lets clear some stuff up, i am not The Toad, and im aware that i sound like him, that is what i was trying to do, and i got the Toads E-mail Address and I e-mailed him, he isn`t responding at all, i really do think he died or something

and squeezit, they are right, this is a 2nd account, I used to post here about a year and a half ago, and if i could find my old user name and password, mabye i could prove it, but i can`t, so Kiss my ass
Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #84 on: 06-15-2003 12:00 »

Satan, are u horny?
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #85 on: 06-15-2003 12:07 »

yes, very, why do you ask?
SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #86 on: 06-15-2003 12:08 »

A horn-ed toad, for sure. Satan, you two have the same IP. You ain't foolin' no-one.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #87 on: 06-15-2003 12:16 »

well, ok, you`ve got me, yet you are still wrong, I`m his brother, he lost his Computer Privlages a few days ago when his Report card showed up, I made a few posts under his name, but I made my own, he wont be back on for atleast 2 months, and yes he is very annoying, I should know, I did see that he was sneaking a few posts under my name, but i really don`t care, you probably still don`t believe me, but i was about to tell everyone who might care on my Riddle thread(before the Mods closed it), and i was also going to create a poll to decide wiether or not to Kick Greg`s ass(the Hypno Toad to all of you, and Greg the Bunny to me) but i could only assume that it would be quickly closed, but go ahead and not Believe me, i really don`t think it will matter
SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #88 on: 06-15-2003 12:21 »

What's that strange noise? Oh right, it's the sound of everybody not caring.

Just cut the crap, we don't really care whether you're your brother or not. All you need to do is behave youself and PEEL will be more ready to accept you. Stranger things have happenned.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #89 on: 06-15-2003 12:34 »

Behave Myself?

what the hell?

ok, whatever, just go and respond to some other Threads, and i shall do the same
Shadowcat

Crustacean
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« Reply #90 on: 06-15-2003 14:10 »

obviousley none of you guys find black women sexy! <-------Black Beauty
Akito01

Bending Unit
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« Reply #91 on: 06-15-2003 14:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Shadowcat:
obviousley none of you guys find black women sexy! <-------Black Beauty

Actually, I find women of East Indian origin increadibly sexy, but one doesn't come across too much erotica featuring models from that region.

There's certainly more erotica devoted to African-American women than Desi.  What's really lacking though is QUALITY erotica featuring women of non-European origin.  So many sites and magazines and videos with an ethnic slant are so scuzzy its hard not to be turned off simply by the presentation.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #92 on: 06-15-2003 17:52 »

well, no, i find many of the Tribal Type women of africa very Hott, they have the big Nips, HEHE
Ricky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #93 on: 06-15-2003 19:59 »

Oh well, when you're old enough, you can buy porn mags instead of the National Geographic.
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #94 on: 06-15-2003 20:24 »

I laugh at Akito's use of the word 'scuzzy' to describe non-white porn.
~FazeShift~

Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #95 on: 06-15-2003 21:00 »

No. 2
Porn's good but I don't buy it in truckloads, and until God or Jesus himself tells me to stop seeking it out, I'll just do it secretly!!
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #96 on: 06-15-2003 21:37 »

porn is my god, and i pray every hour im awake, and every 4 hours im asleep!  big grin
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #97 on: 06-16-2003 02:15 »

Why the fuck are you still posting?

Shouldn't our Martial Law got rid of him by now?
Britz

Starship Captain
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« Reply #98 on: 06-16-2003 03:11 »
« Last Edit on: 06-16-2003 03:11 »

Oh man Toad, you just get more outlandish, why don't you and your alter-ego fuck off and quit bothering us, jesus christ on a crumpet, I'm running out of expletives that express fully how much I can't fucking stand you, piss off cock sucker, maybe find yourself a guy who'll put up with you and kick the porn habit as well.

And Squeezit, you're truely a woman after my heart, run away with me and we can go toad hunting together.
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #99 on: 06-16-2003 03:12 »

After he's had his electro-shock theropy, mind you.
Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #100 on: 06-16-2003 03:15 »

Strong words, Strong bewildering words.
Squeezit already has a boyfriend, I kno because im stalking her.
Britz

Starship Captain
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« Reply #101 on: 06-16-2003 03:45 »

A bit of a problem but one I assure you I can work around.
~FazeShift~

Moderator
DOOP Ubersecretary
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« Reply #102 on: 06-16-2003 15:02 »

Jeremy will lend you a shovel if he's not using it.
Squeezit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #103 on: 06-16-2003 17:08 »

Hahahaha! Toad hunting! You know--I have a bunch of friends who go to a river around here and actually do that! And then they eat them--which I am not too keen on. Maybe I'll go with them next time and I'll be an expert at it. . . except I won't eat them.
Juliet

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #104 on: 06-16-2003 18:58 »

The that pisses me off about porn are big boobs bimbos and those lame things where they were acting fake and think "oh sex is great" and stuff.

At night time Uk Living shows lots of porn and I said to myself what the fucking point in that. guys if you want sex have really sex. don't watch other people have sex.

boingo2000

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #105 on: 06-16-2003 19:02 »

"I like porn, I think porn serves a purpose.  I use it to masturbate to, I don't know about you guys..."
-David Cross
Akito01

Bending Unit
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« Reply #106 on: 06-16-2003 19:26 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
The that pisses me off about porn are big boobs bimbos and those lame things where they were acting fake and think "oh sex is great" and stuff.

At night time Uk Living shows lots of porn and I said to myself what the fucking point in that. guys if you want sex have really sex. don't watch other people have sex.


The silicone stuff does turn me off as well, and I know I'm not alone.  There has been a growing trend towards 'natural' women in erotica, and there is also a greater range of interest in amateur material as well, where the couples involved are real couples not actors.

As for the reasons for porn, things can get surprisingly complex. A lot of it has to do with the differences between sex and masturbation.  Despite the fact that orgasm is the common goal, the two activities are very different.  Despite being married, and pretty much being able to have sex with my loved one whenever the mood takes us, masturbation and fantasy remain as much a part of my private life as ever.  This is a fact that is actually true for most people, though it is widely misunderstood.  Perhaps this isn't the best forum to go into a great deal of depth on this subject, but I would leap to the defence of anyone who was accused of being pathetic or unhealthy because they choose to masturbate, and use erotica as a tool to that end.

In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Lee Lemon

Crustacean
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« Reply #107 on: 06-16-2003 22:07 »

wow, i didn`t understand a thing Juilet said, but how could you not love porn?
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #108 on: 06-17-2003 02:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
The that pisses me off about porn are big boobs bimbos and those lame things where they were acting fake and think "oh sex is great" and stuff.

At night time Uk Living shows lots of porn and I said to myself what the fucking point in that. guys if you want sex have really sex. don't watch other people have sex.

Keep thinking like that, we wouldn't want you to reproduce, would we?
Venus

Urban Legend
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« Reply #109 on: 06-17-2003 02:50 »

i watched a porn once. it was absolutely hysterical. It was called Muffy the vampire slayer and what made it so funny was that me and my friends are convinced that the main vampress priestess whatever used to be a man. She was built weird and had what looked like electrolisis scars on her chest and way to perfectly shaped boobs. And she never spoke or did anything other then wave her cape around and have sex with her vampiress underlings.
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #110 on: 06-17-2003 03:02 »

 laff

Sequel:Busty the Vampire slut.
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #111 on: 06-17-2003 10:29 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2003 10:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
The that pisses me off about porn are big boobs bimbos and those lame things where they were acting fake and think "oh sex is great" and stuff.

At night time Uk Living shows lots of porn and I said to myself what the fucking point in that. guys if you want sex have really sex. don't watch other people have sex.


Some guys are still too lazy and want stuff done by *hand*. And then you have those weird sickos that can't get a girl. Ever heard of the alternate Jello slogan? Jello: they feel like breasts when you're lonely.  tongue

Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #112 on: 06-17-2003 11:07 »

As long as i have hands, i probably wont start dating.
Oh Ms palmer, How kind you are  love  tongue
Pothead

Crustacean
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« Reply #113 on: 06-17-2003 12:15 »

Porn is good, Very good
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #114 on: 06-17-2003 16:29 »

I have a theory. Juliet's IQ is decreaseing.
Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #115 on: 06-17-2003 16:58 »

 
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"I like porn, I think porn serves a purpose. I use it to masturbate to, I don't know about you guys..."

OMFG!!!

I only thought that monkeys were allowed to masturbate  hmpf This is not happening!!!!

*runs downstairs and asks mommy about masturbating*
Juliet

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #116 on: 06-17-2003 17:27 »
« Last Edit on: 06-17-2003 17:27 »

Guys belive me, having real sex is better.

Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #117 on: 06-17-2003 17:30 »

 
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Guys belive me, having real sex is better.

Does that include midget sex and monkey sex?
SpacemanSpiff

Space Pope
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« Reply #118 on: 06-17-2003 17:38 »

i'm surprised i haven't spotted this thread earlier on.  tongue
porn rules, go porn!
especially if you can't get anything better...  wink

hail seitan

SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #119 on: 06-17-2003 17:38 »

"For those youngsters unfamiliar with the term, 'nookie' is old-fashioned slang for a long walk outside. I know this because my wife used to say 'I'm going out for some nookie' every night."
- Nick Diamond (No relation)

"Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
- Woody Allen

Real sex can sometimes be more painful than DIY  tongue
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