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PEE Poll: Who Here Loves Porn?
Yes, I am an open Pervert, I LOVE PORN   -22 (61.1%)
I watch some porn, but I guess i like it   -5 (13.9%)
I watch Porn, but for some reason, i dont like it?   -0 (0%)
don`t really care about it, but i still watch it   -6 (16.7%)
Don`t like porn, and i don`t watch it   -1 (2.8%)
I HATE PORN BECAUSE I AM A GOD LOVING FREAK!   -2 (5.6%)
Total Voters: 36

Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #40 on: 06-14-2003 12:48 »

 
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It's been done. 'Acquire' "Porn" by Sean Cullen.
Oh, and me? Porn? Never! I'm a clean, god-loving freak! *closes other browser window, hides the satanic symbols on his desk* Yes, a god-fearing freak. Now leave me alone, I have... erm... things to do. Alone. In my room. That don't involve porn!

Think about those poor innocent little kittens!  no no
Shadowcat

Crustacean
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« Reply #41 on: 06-14-2003 14:20 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2003 14:20 »

porn is just for guys who cant get any and teenage boys
OC_James

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #42 on: 06-14-2003 14:25 »

Not true. I know couples who watch porn together.
Shadowcat

Crustacean
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« Reply #43 on: 06-14-2003 14:34 »

may be true but its not my style
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 06-14-2003 14:56 »

we never said it was, and i know ALOT of girls who are into porn and Hentai
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #45 on: 06-14-2003 15:10 »

"sorry about the double post"

but, where the Hell is the Toad?

ive been searching for his posts the last few days and his last one is this thread, is it possible that he is dead?

mabye we should use this thread to help honor him?
or, mabye not  big grin
Allen

Professor
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« Reply #46 on: 06-14-2003 15:41 »

Ah porn, a very controversial subject. I compare it to watching a sport on TV. It's more exciting when you're actually participating.

That said, I don't really care for it. They have a little scene of talking and then BAM! right into the sex. Clothes magically disappear, all the guys have unbelieveably long dongs, and babes have breasts that don't sag.

No one but gays could enjoy gay porn. Eerybody seems to enjoy lesbian sex. Maybe seeing guys do each other is a repulsive image, while no one seems to mind a gil on girl tumble. Maybe, it's just guys that enjoy that, but I can't even see girls liking guy on guy.

As for the Asian fetish, I love them because a lot of them appear to be naturally beautiful. I could turn out to be wrong, but I haven't seen a picture of a bad looking asian girl.

But I'm done talking. I've said all I need to. A thread honoring Hypnotoad is the worst idea I've ever heard.
Just Chris

Urban Legend
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« Reply #47 on: 06-14-2003 15:45 »

It's about the penetration, man. Girl-on-girl action doesn't involve penetration unless they get weird with the dildos and stuff.

Satan, it could be that Hypnotoad is already banned. VF seemed to have implied it when she had to close a thread because of him.
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #48 on: 06-14-2003 15:46 »

Not true about gay[male] porn. I know some girls who enjoy it.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #49 on: 06-14-2003 15:57 »

why would they Ban someone?

damn, i hope i don`t offend the Mods and get banned
Allen

Professor
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« Reply #50 on: 06-14-2003 15:58 »

Never said there weren't. I said I couldn't see them liking it. I don't doubt that there are girls who do.
Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #51 on: 06-14-2003 15:58 »

 
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Not true about gay[male] porn. I know some girls who enjoy it

You're not a girl!  no no
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #52 on: 06-14-2003 16:25 »

actually, a friend of mine, Sasha age 16, seems to try and sneak in some gay male sex whenever we Roleplay, it gets disturbing
sheep555

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #53 on: 06-14-2003 16:57 »

Shut up! Shut up! If I can't hear you it isn't wrong!  smile
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #54 on: 06-14-2003 17:02 »

yeah, precisely

IT ISN`T WRONG!
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #55 on: 06-14-2003 17:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Oompa Loompa:
GAY PORN= BAD

LESBIAN PORN= GREAT   big grin
Oompa Loompa=Homophobe.

sheep555

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #56 on: 06-14-2003 17:12 »

 
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Originally posted by Satan:
yeah, precisely

IT ISN`T WRONG!

Sorry, I wrote that message assuming we were still on only one page, and am now really, really, confused...I was talking about the other definition of gay  smile
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #57 on: 06-14-2003 17:14 »

God Damnit! DON`T CONFUSE ME SHEEP!

1 sheep, 2 sheep, 3 sheep, 4 sheep, 7 sh.., GOD DAMNIT!
sheep555

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #58 on: 06-14-2003 17:18 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2003 17:18 »

Let's get back to the subject in hand...

Edit: I've just realised how sick that sounds
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #59 on: 06-14-2003 17:35 »

no, no, let us hear it!
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #60 on: 06-14-2003 17:44 »

NOW!

I COMMAND YOU TO TELL!
Lurrr

Professor
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« Reply #61 on: 06-14-2003 18:11 »

Satan, don't double post. use the edit button.

On the subject of why men don't like gay porn *digs out his A Level Film Studies notes*

According to feminist Laura Mulvey, "Men are afraid of their exhibitionist selves". Guys can't stand to see themselves naked, while on the other hand women can (mainly because they see it plastered over tabloids and ads every day). So are you all going to let some chick call you all cowards?  tongue
SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #62 on: 06-14-2003 19:18 »

Yeah, 'cos she might hit me.

Porn? Meh. I agree with Britz, fun to watch when drunk. Fun to take the piss out of. Arousing? Not really.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #63 on: 06-14-2003 19:57 »

hey, don`t talk to your dad like that Lurrr!

and by the way, i enjoy being naked, looking at myself naked, and being naked around friendly NON-FEMINIST women, i guess i just like to show off
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #64 on: 06-14-2003 20:31 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2003 00:00 by Tweek »

<--- Annoying cretin
SamuelXDiamond

Rectum Favourist
Urban Legend
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« Reply #65 on: 06-14-2003 21:56 »

Happy Father's Day daddy, here's some more gin.
Squeezit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #66 on: 06-14-2003 22:30 »

A lot of girls are obsessed with yaoi hentai. Myself NOT included--nothing repulses me more than other people having sex--no matter the sexual orientation.  tongue Porn is weak--I don't know how any girl could like it. All the porn I've seen is hideous, balding, skinny men grinding it like jackhammers with big boobed blonde women.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #67 on: 06-14-2003 22:36 »

hey "Squeezit", can i guess you aren`t talking about your Breasts?

if you think ALL sex is repulsive, then can i assume that you have a Miserable Sex life, if any?


oh, and my Kitten Just died, it got Killed By some dogs, seriously
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #68 on: 06-14-2003 22:42 »

Satan, how old are you? I ask because porn is intended for people over 18, and your behavior suggests otherwise.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #69 on: 06-14-2003 22:45 »

im 19, and im just very angry right now....
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #70 on: 06-14-2003 22:50 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2003 00:00 by Tweek »

<--- Spamming moron
OC_James

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #71 on: 06-14-2003 22:57 »

Remember Satan, double-posting hands are the devil's playthings. Wait, you are the devil which means if that's true than your playing with yourself!

Anyway, I think what Squeezit meant was he enjoys participating more than watching, which is understandable.
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #72 on: 06-14-2003 23:23 »

No, and SHE says:....and i Quote...

 
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Originally posted by Squeezit The Stupid Bitch:
A lot of girls are obsessed with yaoi hentai. Myself NOT included--nothing repulses me more than other people having sex--no matter the sexual orientation.   tongue Porn is weak--I don't know how any girl could like it. All the porn I've seen is hideous, balding, skinny men grinding it like jackhammers with big boobed blonde women.




-Your on Level one of Robot Hell!
Anarchist

Professor
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« Reply #73 on: 06-14-2003 23:35 »

READ the damn quote.
 
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nothing repulses me more than other people having sex
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #74 on: 06-14-2003 23:38 »

well, then i would assume that her entire Sex Life would consist of solo masturbation.....
MuscaDomestica

Professor
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« Reply #75 on: 06-14-2003 23:38 »

I don't mind the existance of male gay porn, just don't make me watch it... don't really want to see it.

I admit I like Asian women but mainly because I like things that are not the norm. I find people from other countries/descents sexy for some reason.  smile
Satan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #76 on: 06-14-2003 23:46 »

my point exactly...
Britz

Starship Captain
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« Reply #77 on: 06-15-2003 01:23 »

Hmm, Satan is spamming a thread created by the Toad, both are whiny, irritating, fucked in the head, double post and on occaision use shitty signitures, if you're not the same person you got to be fucking clones, I vow now to destroy the Toad regardless of what form he takes, as he is a complete and utter dipshit.

"Satan" could you be any more obvious? you are even talking like you started this thread, get a life cock sucker, we don't like you because you're you and that shines through regardless of what you call yourself.
Squeezit

Bending Unit
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« Reply #78 on: 06-15-2003 03:10 »
« Last Edit on: 06-15-2003 03:10 »

I did mean I'd rather participate than watch other people--you flipping moron--sex just looks weird to watch. All the slapping thighs etc. And porn IS obviously more marketed towards males, you can't deny that, brick brain.

I guess I won't insult you any more since Britz has done such a good job.   smile

And besides--why the fuck would you call me a stupid bitch even if I DID mean that my sex life is all solo masturbation? What business it it of yours?

Edit: Not to mention that I've been here since the 3rd and have 50 fewer posts than you and you've been here since the 11th and you have two user names. It's called discretion, nutsack
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #79 on: 06-15-2003 03:27 »

I agree with Squeezit.


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