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PEE Poll: Who Here Loves Porn?
Yes, I am an open Pervert, I LOVE PORN   -22 (61.1%)
I watch some porn, but I guess i like it   -5 (13.9%)
I watch Porn, but for some reason, i dont like it?   -0 (0%)
don`t really care about it, but i still watch it   -6 (16.7%)
Don`t like porn, and i don`t watch it   -1 (2.8%)
I HATE PORN BECAUSE I AM A GOD LOVING FREAK!   -2 (5.6%)
Total Voters: 36

Juliet

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« Reply #120 on: 06-17-2003 18:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Oompa Loompa:
 Does that include midget sex and monkey sex?

Fuck no I mean sex with your parner.


LaVaLaDy

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« Reply #121 on: 06-17-2003 20:33 »

one time i saw male porn, i liked the sexy men
Nurdbot

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« Reply #122 on: 06-18-2003 01:42 »

Juliet, the people would rather not listen to your Sexual advice. The images would be enough.
Britz

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« Reply #123 on: 06-18-2003 02:14 »

Oh no, let the girl speak, we can't pass up on gems like "Sex is better than masterbation Mmmkay?" Jesus, couldn't have worked that one out myself, where does she pull these from? I could tell you but since I'm talking about some approximation of a lady I'll keep my piehole shut.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #124 on: 06-18-2003 05:20 »

I'll let her speak, but we have to put it in the Funny PEELer comments Thread.

Come on wanky, post here dammit!
Australian Guy

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« Reply #125 on: 06-18-2003 10:24 »

Your arse will be green if you PAINT it green, dont state the obvious Juli
Oompa Loompa

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« Reply #126 on: 06-18-2003 10:34 »

 
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Fuck no I mean sex with your parner.

And what if I were a monkey and she a midget?
FilthyCrab

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« Reply #127 on: 06-18-2003 12:51 »

There wouldn't even be an internet if it wasn't for porn.  Of course we all love it...
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #128 on: 06-18-2003 16:38 »

I refuse to believe that Al Gore created the Internet purely for such amoral practices!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #129 on: 06-18-2003 16:45 »

You refuse alot of things you refusing Refuse machine!
bankrupt

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« Reply #130 on: 06-19-2003 00:33 »

 
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Originally posted by SamuelXDiamond:
I refuse to believe that Al Gore created the Internet purely for such amoral practices!

Al Gore created the internet, but it was Tipper who made it a vehicle for porn.

Hulkbuster

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« Reply #131 on: 06-19-2003 00:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Oompa Loompa:
 And what if I were a monkey and she a midget?

Nominate for funniest post in history, I have to go change my pants that i just wet.  laff   laff   laff
Jeremy

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« Reply #132 on: 06-19-2003 00:50 »

Don't encourage him.
Britz

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« Reply #133 on: 06-19-2003 01:13 »

You got to admit, that was quick.
Lurrr

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« Reply #134 on: 06-19-2003 17:31 »

I like the slogan that the anti-porn lot use: Having sex is better than watching it.

Just like getting shot by Germans during WW2 is better than watching it (Saving Private Ryan)

Or having your head cut open and eating your brain is better than watching it (Hannibal)

Or spending 12 weeks locked up with a bunch of losers is better than watching it (Big Brother)

TV is all about voyeurism. Porn is just more honest then everything else.
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #135 on: 06-19-2003 18:18 »

 
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Lurr said something along the lines of: Spending 12 weeks locked up with a bunch of losers is better than watching Big Brother.

A sincere Second on that one.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #136 on: 06-20-2003 01:45 »

Actually, move that last one to the 'Personal Hell' thread.
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #137 on: 06-20-2003 04:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
  Some guys are still too lazy and want stuff done by *hand*. And then you have those weird sickos that can't get a girl. Ever heard of the alternate Jello slogan? Jello: they feel like breasts when you're lonely.   tongue


I saw Jay Leno refer to Jello as that the other night. it was funny; I'd never heard that before.
Pittzoid

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« Reply #138 on: 06-20-2003 07:25 »
« Last Edit on: 06-20-2003 07:25 »

i rekon balloons full of water do too.
SamuelXDiamond

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« Reply #139 on: 06-20-2003 07:45 »

Speaking from experience, there?  tongue

Of course. this cannot be proven without a blindfolded comparison test. Female PEELers, you are requied to test this highly important scientific hypothesis!
Pittzoid

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« Reply #140 on: 06-20-2003 08:00 »

when you write up your report make sure to include detailed diagrams.
Britz

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« Reply #141 on: 06-21-2003 03:16 »

Point: water balloons are more willing to let you go spanish but are also more liable to pop under severe pounding.
BarneyBurnham

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« Reply #142 on: 06-21-2003 15:25 »

"go Spanish"?
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #143 on: 06-21-2003 17:56 »

I believe he's referring to the "Pearl Necklace" technique.
Squeezit

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« Reply #144 on: 06-21-2003 18:20 »


M Jackson
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« Reply #145 on: 06-21-2003 18:57 »

I'm not a prude, I look at porn OK, but since the internet is about 99% porn already, do we really have to bring it to PEEL? People use this site to discuss Futurama and other current issues, we all know that porn is just a click away, so why taint this website? I think you should also be aware that not all users here are over 18. So just remember you have no idea who you're talking too in this thread.
Britz

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« Reply #146 on: 06-21-2003 19:47 »

Ahem, I'm not over 18, I'm not sure why I should be giving a shit (Ok, given that 17 isn't much of a diff.)
aslate

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« Reply #147 on: 06-21-2003 20:05 »

 
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Originally posted by M Jackson:
I'm not a prude, I look at porn OK, but since the internet is about 99% porn already, do we really have to bring it to PEEL? People use this site to discuss Futurama and other current issues, we all know that porn is just a click away, so why taint this website? I think you should also be aware that not all users here are over 18. So just remember you have no idea who you're talking too in this thread.

I'm 14 and i'm not offended. Come on, we've got Penis, Boob, Vagina, Wanking and Circumcision threads!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #148 on: 06-22-2003 02:07 »

Not to mention various tales of Drunken Monkey rape.
M Jackson
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« Reply #149 on: 06-22-2003 04:51 »

Okay fine, i'm just saying the internet can cater for this topic so well, without us having to bring it to PEEL.
I guess it's like the old saying goes "when in doubt, just chuck in some porn"
Oh wait I think I just made that up.
Britz

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« Reply #150 on: 06-22-2003 05:40 »

In Hollywood it applies just as well even if you did.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #151 on: 06-22-2003 08:40 »

Mmmmmm, porn.

YourPalJay

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« Reply #152 on: 06-24-2003 01:15 »

Well, like it or not, somebody's watching it.  According to some sources, the porn industry brings in more revenue than motion pictures, video games, and music sales combined.  In addition, porn always has been one of the driving forces behind the adoption of new technologies.  From the very first film projectors, to VCRs, DVD players, and of course the internet, porn has been there from the very begining, embracing new formats and technologies, instead of fighting change like the RIAA and MPAA.

The fact is, for most adults, watching porn is a perfectly healthy means of entertainment, stimulation, and release.  But, like any good thing (yes, even Futurama), people can become too dependant on and consumed by porn.  Finding someone to be intimate with may not be as easy as typing "hot asian midget amputee DP donkey sex" into Google, but it's usually a hell of a lot more rewarding.

As for myself, I do enjoy porn, but only the "gonzo" genre.  Plot and storyline have no place in my masturbation fodder.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go see if "The Turanga Pages" has updated yet! 
Nurdbot

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« Reply #153 on: 06-24-2003 01:44 »

Can I come with you?
 laff
YourPalJay

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« Reply #154 on: 06-24-2003 01:50 »
« Last Edit on: 06-24-2003 01:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Can I come with you?
   laff

Sure, lets all go there now!    laff
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #155 on: 06-25-2003 08:36 »

@Jay: you 're probably right.

Betamax didn't have porn on it, which is why it failed. Hope everybody learnt their lesson.  wink
wu_konguk

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« Reply #156 on: 06-25-2003 10:07 »

Porn  makes the world go round, least ways this is my understanding. Without porn how would we learn fun new techniques and stuff, well apart from experimenting and I am a scientist at heart and hell in study.

I just wish they made more porn like the classic stuff in the 70's and early 80's. The cheesy plots and subsiquent cheesy music added to the fun.

Anyway I don't see anything wrong with porn. To those women who say it degrades the female gender then watch the films since they often degrade me as well.
Akito01

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« Reply #157 on: 06-25-2003 14:16 »

 
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Originally posted by wu_konguk:

I just wish they made more porn like the classic stuff in the 70's and early 80's. The cheesy plots and subsiquent cheesy music added to the fun.

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I can always do without bad plots and poor music, but one think I do miss from that era is the simple fact that the models looked like real people.  Between shaving off all the hair-down-there and the implants, most wowen in modern erotica look more like cartoons than anything real.  Thats what I have a problem with.  Porn describes itself as being the most honest arm of the entertainment business, and to a certain extent that is true, but I think they are largely propogating the same kind of poor body-images that exist in the world of fashion and popular media.  There are almost as many women with implants on television and film as there are in the adult enterainment field.  I think those sort of trends are far more disturbing than whatever people may choose to get off on in the privacy of their own homes.

In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
asianlightning

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« Reply #158 on: 06-25-2003 14:18 »

I love porn, hitting that little ball back and forth with those paddles on the TV...oh wait, that was Pong. Never mind.
Britz

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« Reply #159 on: 06-26-2003 01:04 »

Oh jesus, thank you, you've taken the cake, the roast and most of the good china, that's the worst damn joke I've ever heard, and if any of you have suffered through the ol' "purple milkshake" punchlineless 10 minute hell, you'll know I'm really saying something.
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