Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    It's got a TV!    Who Here Loves Porn? « previous next »
Author Topic: Who Here Loves Porn?  (Read 1583 times)
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 Print
PEE Poll: Who Here Loves Porn?
Yes, I am an open Pervert, I LOVE PORN   -22 (61.1%)
I watch some porn, but I guess i like it   -5 (13.9%)
I watch Porn, but for some reason, i dont like it?   -0 (0%)
don`t really care about it, but i still watch it   -6 (16.7%)
Don`t like porn, and i don`t watch it   -1 (2.8%)
I HATE PORN BECAUSE I AM A GOD LOVING FREAK!   -2 (5.6%)
Total Voters: 36

The Hypno Toad

Bending Unit
***
« on: 06-13-2003 23:40 »

  cool

OK, I see a Thread about Favorite Porn movie, but let us just see how many people Love porn!


That`s not Jesus!  It`s Rob Zombie!

...Wait a Minute, I thought that dude drove a Durango?
Satan

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #1 on: 06-13-2003 23:41 »

WE LOVE PORN!  big grin
fromage

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #2 on: 06-13-2003 23:47 »

You are puerile
grunka_lunka

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #3 on: 06-13-2003 23:51 »

......there aren't many females on these boards, are there?
O_o
fromage

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #4 on: 06-13-2003 23:58 »

Grunka_lunka: go away from this thread, those horny guys will try to do stuff to you!
Britz

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #5 on: 06-14-2003 01:42 »

The new chick called it, not enought to keep the guys in check, but as goes your feminie wiles won't hold much sway over the prick who started this thread, (I think he's a little... y'know *waves hand*)

As porn goes, I'm lukewarm on the subject, because unlike most of the guys on this board, I've actually talked to a woman, I go mad for lesbian porn but then, I go mad for lesbians, only seem to watch porn when I'm drunk, which is unfortuanate cause when I'm drunk my eyesight starts to go and I have trouble making out the gyrating bodies onscreen.

*wakes up from drunken slumber* "Huh? Whass goin on? What'choo watchin.. *squints* .. heh, cool, like, lesbians..." *passes out again*.
OC_James

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #6 on: 06-14-2003 01:48 »

I like Asian chicks. Anything, else doesn't really do it for me. Hentai's okay too, but you just don't get the genuine innocence that you get when watching an asian girl. I've also talked to women and find that some can be totally fine with the idea of men watching porn but most girls act like it's some vile disgusting thing. I don't get it. They ogle over men...unless they're lesbians...and asian...and schoolgirls...um gotta go.
Britz

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #7 on: 06-14-2003 02:13 »

I got to side with you on the Asian thing, but I don't relate that to porn... nor do I look as deeply into my lust as you, innocence... y'know, I think you might have a winner. Now explain away my obsession with redheads!
Squeezit

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #8 on: 06-14-2003 02:40 »

The Asian fettish bothers me--most of the time it's men saying, "oh crap--most girls I date have an opinion and won't do everything I say--I think I'll believe in the sterotype that Asian girls are submissive and wow! they can have sex at age 13 in Japan! I love having sex with children! How hot is that!"

err. . .

I voted for I don't like porn. If I'm not participating I don't wanna see it
Juliet

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #9 on: 06-14-2003 02:59 »

close this thread! close this thread! close this thread! close this thread!
Tweek

UberMod
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #10 on: 06-14-2003 04:39 »

Sorry Juli but so far nobody has crossed the line into unacceptable behavior, not yet anyway, in fact the discussion has been surprisingly clean given the topic.
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #11 on: 06-14-2003 04:43 »

Meh...

It's okay.
Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #12 on: 06-14-2003 05:21 »

Dont be a Prude juliet.
BarneyBurnham

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #13 on: 06-14-2003 05:33 »

This bit bothers me:

"Yes, I am an open Pervert, I LOVE PORN"

It is not perverted to love porn per se.
Beamer

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #14 on: 06-14-2003 05:33 »

I personally think that porn is a great way for sex-starved guys to get in on the action. I can't see how it hurts anyone, and if it's not your thing, then fine - you don't have to watch.
Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #15 on: 06-14-2003 05:50 »

GAY PORN= BAD

LESBIAN PORN= GREAT  big grin
Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #16 on: 06-14-2003 06:02 »

Indeedilly DO.
I down with the Tickling Fetish.
Diabolical dude

Crustacean
*
« Reply #17 on: 06-14-2003 06:15 »

Porn= evil
Pittzoid

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #18 on: 06-14-2003 06:51 »

i think using your immagination for sexual pleasure is better, and encourages abstract thoughts and improves your brain power.
but porn is good.
Melllvar

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #19 on: 06-14-2003 07:01 »

Sure why not. 

But when it comes to sexual imaginings, I don't have fantasies, I have memories.
Australian Guy

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #20 on: 06-14-2003 07:13 »

That coming from diabolical dude?
alexvilagosh

Goose Patrol
Space Pope
****
« Reply #21 on: 06-14-2003 07:17 »

I'm not really a huge fan of it...
Juliet

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #22 on: 06-14-2003 07:19 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2003 07:19 »

I guess you can watch when you drunk and horny

It's better to have sex then to watch poeople having sex I say
Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #23 on: 06-14-2003 07:58 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2003 07:58 »

 
Quote
It's better to have sex then to watch poeople having sex I say

What are poeople? Is it a combination of poop and people? If so, where can we buy it?   hmpf
Britz

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #24 on: 06-14-2003 08:04 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Juliet:
I guess you can watch when you drunk and horny

It's better to have sex then to watch poeople having sex I say

I don't think anybodys going to argue that point, anyway I'm covered under drunk and horny when I watch it as is.

OC_James

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #25 on: 06-14-2003 10:45 »

Well, I believe that watching porn is fine. You just can't become dependent on it. I know people who's entire sex lives is just basically watching porn, which is VERY sad because porn is nice but nothing compared to the real thing. And Squeezit, yes, I agree that lots of people have a fetish for asian girls because of the stereotype that they're submissive. Being a guy who dated two asian girls (both Korean) I know this stereotype isn't true. But, the thing I like about asian girls is that they can look innocent even when they're not doing innocent things. I hate dating the girl who acts like she's done everything there is to do in the bedroom, something about that just turns me off.
Satan

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #26 on: 06-14-2003 10:47 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Juliet:
I guess you can watch when you drunk and horny

It's better to have sex then to watch poeople having sex I say

Actually, i think it depends on who you are having sex with

does this person have Herpes?, Aids?, Gonnheria?, Siphilius?, is he/she over 200 lbs?

Personally, i only support Bisexual women, lesbians are just taking all of our women!

If i can`t imagine my self in a 3-way with the girls im watching, then it isn`t worth watching



-Your on Level one of Robot Hell!
asianlightning

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #27 on: 06-14-2003 10:48 »

I expect this kind of thread coming from Hypno Toad...
sheep555

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #28 on: 06-14-2003 10:50 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Oompa Loompa:
GAY PORN= BAD

LESBIAN PORN= GREAT

Gay, adj - Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

Gay, n - A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

So, you think Lesbian porn is both bad and great?
Satan

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #29 on: 06-14-2003 11:09 »

i think he means Gay Male porn
OC_James

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #30 on: 06-14-2003 11:12 »
« Last Edit on: 06-14-2003 11:12 »

Even so, the statement is hypocritical and therefore is contradictory of itself.
Margarita

Space Pope
****
« Reply #31 on: 06-14-2003 11:13 »

porn rules.
Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #32 on: 06-14-2003 11:23 »

 
Quote
Gay, adj - Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

Gay, n - A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

So, you think Lesbian porn is both bad and great?

Knowledge is power and power is knowledge!

Oompa Loompa

Delivery Boy
**
« Reply #33 on: 06-14-2003 11:24 »

By gay porn I meant happy porn!  no no
The Names Nick

Professor
*
« Reply #34 on: 06-14-2003 11:33 »

reading this thread has inspired me to make a song about porn. I think Ill wait until I have had a few (too many) drinks before wrighting it.
homerjaysimpson

Space Pope
****
« Reply #35 on: 06-14-2003 11:35 »

Korn rules!
aslate

Space Pope
****
« Reply #36 on: 06-14-2003 11:35 »

I'm male and 14, guess.
Satan

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #37 on: 06-14-2003 11:43 »

yeah, Korn rules, but so does Porn

was that a typo or are you on the wrong thread homer?
Anarchist

Professor
*
« Reply #38 on: 06-14-2003 12:33 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by The Names Nick:
reading this thread has inspired me to make a song about porn. I think Ill wait until I have had a few (too many) drinks before wrighting it.
It's been done. 'Acquire' "Porn" by Sean Cullen.

Oh, and me? Porn? Never! I'm a clean, god-loving freak! *closes other browser window, hides the satanic symbols on his desk* Yes, a god-fearing freak. Now leave me alone, I have... erm... things to do. Alone. In my room. That don't involve porn!
DrThunder88

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #39 on: 06-14-2003 12:44 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by sheep555:
 Gay, adj - Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.

Gay, n - A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

So, you think Lesbian porn is both bad and great?

I think you missed "Gay, n 2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians"
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.168 seconds with 19 queries.