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Juliet

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« on: 04-29-2003 12:23 »

I hate:

Busted
D side
S club (They slit up now)
Girls Alond
And WestLife.

What are yours?

Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #1 on: 04-29-2003 13:29 »
« Last Edit on: 04-29-2003 13:29 »

Anything manufactered and stuck together with bubblegum.
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« Reply #2 on: 04-29-2003 14:14 »

BoyZone, the first Irish boyband.
They picked up a Bee Gees album and covered it from start to finish then got the next album.
Aslo, Ronan Keating cannot be forgiven for covering butchering Fairytale of New York by The Pogues.
I actually preferred Westlife.

Macy Gray anoys the piss out of me.
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« Reply #3 on: 04-29-2003 15:49 »

::dances around because he's never heard of these bands::

::listens to some White Stripes to rub it in::
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« Reply #4 on: 04-29-2003 15:56 »

Too many to list.
asianlightning

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« Reply #5 on: 04-29-2003 16:48 »

Avril Lavigne....wanna be punk/pop poseur. If this is where music is headed, we're all in trouble.

Britney Spears, Aguilera, etc...any of those pre-packaged, don't write my own songs, don't do my own choreogaphy, don't even think of my own words, kinda groups.
Britz

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« Reply #6 on: 04-29-2003 20:58 »

Well I hate alot of stuff, at the moment partucuyrly Counting Crows for thart shitty cover of 'Big Yellow Taxi' and Five for Fighting, for writing that mindless Superman song, I spit on that song, it's terrible!! Goddamnit now I'm aggravated.
LaVaLaDy

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« Reply #7 on: 04-30-2003 00:04 »

AVRIL LAVWHATEVER! I hate that stupid poser idiot! grr she burnes me up!!!!! I hate sum 41, good charlotte, stupid other poser bands like that make me sick!!!
Margarita

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« Reply #8 on: 04-30-2003 00:15 »

Britney and other pop music
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« Reply #9 on: 04-30-2003 01:30 »

The cool thing about spineless pop and rock is just when you think it can't get any more shallow they drain another litre from the pool.  Just wait, the worst is yet to come.
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« Reply #10 on: 04-30-2003 02:24 »
« Last Edit on: 04-30-2003 02:24 »

New kids on the block were the origanals, so my theory is that if we kill them, the rest will die.
Just Chris

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« Reply #11 on: 04-30-2003 18:50 »

Any teeny-boppin' music, and music created by labels that want money more than quality.
kip
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« Reply #12 on: 04-30-2003 19:28 »

Basement Jaxx, Vengaboys, Charlot Church, ALL BOYBANDS, GinaG, SpiceGirls
Just Chris

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« Reply #13 on: 04-30-2003 20:20 »

Basment Jaxx is cool.
Vengaboys used to be cool.
Agrees w/spicegirls.

I also hate Lou Bega, that lousy one-trick pony. Where is he, hiding out with Bin Laden?
evan

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« Reply #14 on: 04-30-2003 23:26 »

"A little bit of mamba for Bin Laden, a little bit of mamba for Al-Qaeda..."
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« Reply #15 on: 05-01-2003 01:08 »

Prince really sucked... one of his old videos was on the tv a little while ago and it was  puke
Ben

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« Reply #16 on: 05-01-2003 01:08 »

Bush, Limp Bizkit, Good Charlotte, Linkin Park, Puddle of Mudd, our good friend Avril, Live and Eminem.

I can live with manufactured pop like Britney, etc, at least they have no false pretensions as to what they are or why they exist. It's the above type of group which tries to make out they're something other than a money-grabbing exercise by record label execs and viacom that bugs me.
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« Reply #17 on: 05-01-2003 07:47 »

What is viacom? I bet I sound really dumb now

Blazin' Squad. The single most awful band ever made. Taking a bunch of middle-class londoners, taking them down to the local JJB Sports and kitting them out in gear made by Malaysian kids earning 10p an hour, then giving them some ghetto inspired crap to "sing" along to and kaboom. Suddenly you've got tons of fans and millions of pounds.  puke AND they're launched an attack on David Sneddon. The bloke who won Fame Academy. Why? Because he's actually got talent, writes his own music and plays piano. These people must be shot.
Jennifer Lopez/J-Lo/Sir Jennifer Lopez/Jenny from the Block/whatever the fuck she's calling herself now. Middle-class diva pretending to be from the ghetto. Need I say more?

Infact any middle-class people pretending to be from the ghetto get on my tit. I can live with Eminem just because he at least HAD a shitty upbringing to talk about.

Lost Prophets, just because the third cousin of the lead singer made my life a living hell in school, so now I perform voodoo black magic on them in the hope they'll die. DIE!

And I'll say Linkin Park just to piss everyone off aswell  wink
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« Reply #18 on: 05-01-2003 07:57 »

I actually like Eminem, but I don't have much likes for many others. There a plenty that piss me off, basically most (but not all) bands this side of 1991. There are several I do actually like, but all but a few of them are quite low profile.
Today's pop music just basically irritates me again and again. Bloody youngerds, I just wish they'd get off my lawn and leave me alone!!!
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« Reply #19 on: 05-01-2003 08:39 »

Music or bands that are not forthcoming or honest in what they do annoy me the most.  Eminem I like, mainly because he has no pretentions about what he does.  He's successful so good luck to him.  The aforementioned Blazin' Squad and Busted I cannot cope with. 

Anyone that claims to be more important then they are, Girls Aloud, don't come around here with your bodyguards, it's only a matter of time before it's Checkout Girls Aloud - and their next single, "Would You Like Fries With That?"

Linkin Park I like, because I like the songs - which basically is what it should be about.  Not about demographic, and not about marketing.  Their preciousness over their songwriting wound me up a little, but I've covered that in the music thread.

Like Spicey says, they always find a way to delute the pool some more, so get used to it.  You'll look back on this time as the Salad Days.  Believe me.

Suddenly, Duran Duran don't look so bad now.
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« Reply #20 on: 05-01-2003 08:55 »

I gotta agree with you Archie2K, Jennifer Lopez is a joke. I can't stand those middle-of the road wannabes, that have to create some sort of ghetto identity to be marketable. Take a look at any recent female R and B singers, like say...well, any of them. They're all wannabes, and I just hope and pray that they all fade into obscurity, soon.

Oh, and as far as Prince goes, he scares me. He actually lives in the same city as me, well, pretty close, I just don't get that guy...
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« Reply #21 on: 05-01-2003 09:00 »

Mmm, R&B, I forgot about that. 

If someone says R&B to me, I immediately think of Muddy Waters, Howling Wolf, etc, because that is the true definition of Rhythm & Blues, not Destiny's Child.
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« Reply #22 on: 05-01-2003 09:22 »

I don't like rap music, but what I really hate is bands that mix it with other music ie. Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Blue, and practically any r n' b artist in the charts. It just seems to me like a gimmick that artists use to say 'I'm making my music more diverse'. IMHO anyway.

Pop just keeps getting worse so I tend to ignore it now and don't let it get me down. As long as no-one screws with what I like, I'm happy.

(That being said, what's the deal with covering/butchering old songs at the moment? Supertramps 'Logical Song', ELO's 'Last Train To London', Sting's 'Shape of my Heart'...?)
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« Reply #23 on: 05-01-2003 09:41 »

 
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
Jennifer Lopez/J-Lo/Sir Jennifer Lopez/Jenny from the Block/whatever the fuck she's calling herself now. Middle-class diva pretending to be from the ghetto. Need I say more?

I liked J-Lo a lot better when she was singing Hispanic dance music than she is right now chilling with the rappers. True ghetto rappers need the ugly, gritty girls that dress like tomboys, not those wannabes. What happened to the marketability of the Latin American superstar?

This is also why I hate Christina Aguilera. She is not sticking true to her Hispanic roots. Why did she have to dye her hair blonde and get blue contact lenses? And why did she have to go the teeny-bop route instead of brining in the Latin flavor? I overheard this quote from the street once: "Christina Aguilera is Hispanic, but she's white. WTF?"  confused
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« Reply #24 on: 05-01-2003 10:09 »

ill blazin' squad! kill them all! lil f__kers!!! AHHHH I HATE THOSE KIDS!

"Rapping" about sex, drugs and general gangsta-hood. WTF do they know?!!? they're only 14. lil basta'ds!
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« Reply #25 on: 05-01-2003 10:32 »

Christ lou Bega deserves Crucifiction.

I never knew Aguilera was hispanic, i hard she was Brittany's best friend in highschool in deep south.
Just Chris

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« Reply #26 on: 05-01-2003 10:39 »
« Last Edit on: 05-01-2003 10:39 »

Yup, sad but true. She'd rather pose as an "American" than be a Hispanic. Aguilera is a Spanish name.
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« Reply #27 on: 05-01-2003 10:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
I also hate Lou Bega, that lousy one-trick pony. Where is he, hiding out with Bin Laden?

I think it's time to get over that now, it's like saying you hate Joe Dolce.

I hate any and all rap, nu-metal, pop, anybody whining about how crap their life/girlfriend/pet is, male voice choirs and lots of other stuff.

Plus almost all music videos today are predictable pap.
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« Reply #28 on: 05-01-2003 11:33 »

I think we all need to keep in mind is the fact that practically all music and music groups are just some puppet of some major label, no matter how "independent" they claim to be. It's a shame, too, because truly independent artists are the ones who we've all never heard of, relegated to the small clubs and bars, not the massive arenas and concert halls. It's all about money now, and artistic creativity be damned. That's why I have practically no respect for any group that doesn't write their own music, play their own instruments, etc. It's all karaoke, when you really look at it.

As far as Jennifer Lopez goes, again, don't get me started. She started off as a wholesome Latina oriented singer. But, I guess there's more money in faux-gangsta R n' B, so she went that route. It's pathetic, if you ask me, and even more pathetic that people are buying her crap. As long as their are suckers out there buying her music, she's going to keep shoveling it out.
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« Reply #29 on: 05-01-2003 13:31 »
« Last Edit on: 05-01-2003 13:31 »

The Buggles were rubbish in a good way, but I really hate Busted. In a similar vane, I quite like nu-metal, but hate manufactured bands who try to jump on the metal band wagon - example, certain rock bands (such as Good Charlotte, but I won't start that again) obviously use drum machines, synth basses guitars etc - which I think just ruins the music...

There was a really bitchy programme about Jeniffer Lopez (or is it J-Lo?) on yesterday here in the UK - including a classic moment when one of her entourage was asked to name any single or album she'd release. He couldn't.
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« Reply #30 on: 05-01-2003 13:58 »

 
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The Buggles were rubbish in a good way,

Hell, the first 7inch single I ever bought was "Video Killed The Radio Star" by The Buggles (gives away my age somewhat).

I hate anything they attempt to call music in disco's these days.   Give me the 80's sounds any day.  Plus any group that comes from a TV Show head start and not like most them, the hard way.

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« Reply #31 on: 05-01-2003 14:07 »

I 'm willing to bet that whovever produced Lou Bega songs is responsible for that "Chihuahua" song they play on the radio. I first heard it as part of a Coca Cola commercial.
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« Reply #32 on: 05-01-2003 15:07 »

 
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ill blazin' squad! kill them all! lil f__kers!!! AHHHH I HATE THOSE KIDS!

"Rapping" about sex, drugs and general gangsta-hood. WTF do they know?!!? they're only 14. lil basta'ds!

For that alone you get my vote in May PotM. Remind me when the nominations come around.

I just can't get my head around how awful they are. Even going onto their fan sites message boards and ranting about how crap they are doesn't satisfy my cravings for Blazin' Squad blood. And they played down at the local Garage club. As far as I was aware their fans were all 14 year old girls (with no taste in blokes obviously) (well actually most 14 year olds have no taste in blokes anyway).
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« Reply #33 on: 05-01-2003 15:11 »
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all kinds of pop songs, especially wannabe punks like stink 182, scum 41 or avril lasagne
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« Reply #34 on: 05-01-2003 15:53 »

 
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Originally posted by Archie2K:
 For that alone you get my vote in May PotM. Remind me when the nominations come around.

I just can't get my head around how awful they are. Even going onto their fan sites message boards and ranting about how crap they are doesn't satisfy my cravings for Blazin' Squad blood. And they played down at the local Garage club. As far as I was aware their fans were all 14 year old girls (with no taste in blokes obviously) (well actually most 14 year olds have no taste in blokes anyway).

And... for that alone you get my vote in May PotM. Remind me when the nominations come around...  wink

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« Reply #35 on: 05-02-2003 18:51 »

1. Missy Elliot
2. Avril Lavigne
3. Busted
4. Good Charlotte
5. Anything my friends like
6. Any Rap or R&B Crap
Just Chris

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« Reply #36 on: 05-02-2003 20:53 »

Heh, Missy Elliot took rapping over singing cuz she's too ugly to be a diva.
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« Reply #37 on: 05-02-2003 22:16 »

lol. But why does she have people who are like 10 acting hardcore in her film clips.
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« Reply #38 on: 05-03-2003 13:45 »

For the love of god don't watch Blazin Squad ever. You'll probably have a seizure.
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« Reply #39 on: 05-04-2003 23:45 »

I cant figure out what the hell is going on in most Aphex Twin videos.
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