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Melllvar

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« Reply #40 on: 02-18-2003 16:06 »

"..are there any women here?"

 laff  Funny as hell.
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« Reply #41 on: 02-18-2003 19:28 »

This:

and this:

Is the best from The Meaning of Life
 laff
Melllvar

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« Reply #42 on: 02-18-2003 23:19 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2003 23:19 »

I think a lot of Meaning Of Life is massively underrated.  Admittedly, the beginning of the film is better than towards the end, when it kinda loses it's momentum.

I love the school bit, especially the school prayer (quoted earlier) and the hymn, "Oh Lord Please Don't Burn Us", oh, and sex education.

Right now we're watching the best of Season 2 of MPFS, specifically "Blackmail" which is so good:

"...we'll be showing more of that picture later, unless we hear from Charles or Michael."
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« Reply #43 on: 02-19-2003 01:08 »

Blessed art thou the Meek

Women:OOOoo!,The Meek..*Nudges Husband*Isn't That's nice..?,They've had a hell of a time.
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« Reply #44 on: 02-19-2003 01:22 »

"I think he said 'Blessed are the cheesemakers'"

"It's not meant to be taken literally, it merely refers to any manufacturers of dairy products"
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« Reply #45 on: 02-19-2003 10:42 »

I like the military line-up bit.

"Well, sir, I'd rather be reading a book or somethin'"
"REEEEAAAALLY!? Well, off you go then!"
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« Reply #46 on: 02-19-2003 11:15 »

I love the fish:  " 'ere look, Howard's being eaten!"

The Miracle Of Birth: "...and get the machine that goes 'ping'!"

Love it.
Zed 85

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« Reply #47 on: 02-19-2003 13:36 »

"Actually I'm afraid it wasn't a mosquito that bit his leg off afterall...it was, what we call in the medical provession...a tiger!"
"A TIGER!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!![/i]"
"A Tiger, in Africa?"
"What?"
"A Tiger, in Africa?"
"....Must have escaped from the zoo..."
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« Reply #48 on: 02-19-2003 13:42 »

"mmmm, and if you're playing football, try and favour the other leg"

I just watched this, so it's still kinda fresh:

From the "Mr Creosote" scene:

Man: I'm afraid we have to go"
Woman: Yes, I'm having rather a heavy period.
Man: oh, er.....and we have a train to catch.
Woman: Yes, yes, we have a train to catch!  And I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats.

What is it about sick humour that makes it so funny?
Teral

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« Reply #49 on: 02-19-2003 15:28 »

Voiceover: "This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN!"
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« Reply #50 on: 02-19-2003 16:16 »

My Mother likes the Queen Victoria Steeplechase.
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« Reply #51 on: 02-19-2003 17:11 »

Bicycle Repair Man is a huge favourite, I also love The Spanish Inquisition, The Oscar Wilde Sketch ("your majesty is like a stream of bats piss" ).

Keep the quotes coming.
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« Reply #52 on: 02-19-2003 18:30 »

Can do!

Superman 1: "Oh look... is it a stockbroker?"
Superman 2: "Is it a quantity Surveyor?"
Superman 3: "Is it a church warden?"
Supermen 1-3: "NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!"

SONG!!:

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
 
David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
 
There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya
    'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.
 
John Stewart Mill, of his own free will
    On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away,
    Half a crate of whiskey every day.
 
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    And Hoppes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
    "I drink, therefore I am."
 
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.
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« Reply #53 on: 02-19-2003 18:30 »

"He must be a king!"
"How do you know?"
"He 'asn't got shit all over 'im."

and, of course:
"I say, old woman!"
"MAN!"
"Sorry, man! Who lives in that castle?"
"I'm 37!"
"What?"
"I said, I'm 37, I'm not old!"
"Well I couldn't just call you Man, could I!?"
"You could say Dennis!"
"I didn't know you were called Dennis!"
"Well, you never bothered to find out, did you!?!"
Zed 85

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« Reply #54 on: 02-19-2003 19:31 »
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"Bicycle Repair Man!?! But how!?!"

Bikepunk: "Oh, this used to be such a nice neighbourhood, before the grannies moved in. Now some of use are too scared to go down the shops anymore!"

Silly, silly, silly!
"Now, no one likes a laugh more than I do.....except my wife...and some of her friends....oh yes and Captain Thompson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point!"
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« Reply #55 on: 02-20-2003 02:18 »

Ah,The Image of a couple of Leather Jackets being beaten by Old Ladys with Hambags will remain with me forever.

And the one where the Entire Royal Navy was on that moor.Good old Battlery Reactments.
Melllvar

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« Reply #56 on: 02-20-2003 02:20 »

I think you mean:

The Batley Townswomen's Guild re-enactments of:

The Battle Of Pearl Habour
The First Heart Transplant

Both good.
Impossible

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« Reply #57 on: 02-20-2003 02:46 »

I still love the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song and "The Galaxy Song"  laff
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« Reply #58 on: 02-20-2003 02:51 »

 
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Originally posted by Impossible:
I still love the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song and "The Galaxy Song"   laff

I watched "The Meaning Of Life" on DVD Yesterday, so I'd heartily agree with you.

I also remeber a party when we all got drunk and tried to sing "The Galaxy Song" from memory.  We couldn't do it.  smile
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« Reply #59 on: 02-21-2003 02:56 »

I remember having the Penis and Lumberjack songs on MP3's once.
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #60 on: 02-21-2003 08:10 »

yeah the Every Sperm is Sacred is a great song but I felt kinda guilty listning to it.
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« Reply #61 on: 02-22-2003 02:52 »

Don't worry,They don't live long anyway.

Also,whats the name of that Episode where the Sheep and cars turned evil..?..It had a large amount of animation and:
Scientist:I just really do not know..I really do not know...I really just do not know....
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« Reply #62 on: 02-22-2003 06:00 »

I first came across Monty Python in a Year 7/8 science lesson. We had to watch "The Galaxy Song" from the Meaning of Life 'cause we were studying space.
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« Reply #63 on: 02-22-2003 17:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Don't worry,They don't live long anyway.

Also,whats the name of that Episode where the Sheep and cars turned evil..?..It had a large amount of animation and:
Scientist:I just really do not know..I really do not know...I really just do not know....

Killer Sheep?  It's from the second season.

The scientist quote sounds like the one from "Science Fiction Sketch" - the Blancmanges from the Planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda.  That one was cool.
Zed 85

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« Reply #64 on: 02-22-2003 18:42 »

I seem to remember Killer Cars from the video "And Now For Something Completely Different" but can't remember what series the original was from.
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« Reply #65 on: 02-23-2003 01:35 »

You got to admit the Animation is cheesy,But damn well funny.

The life of Brian Intro was 100% animated and had someone singing a parady of a Bond themetune.

'..he had arms..and legs..and hands!..'
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« Reply #66 on: 02-25-2003 16:37 »

Ha!
Meaning of Life was on last night (Irish TV, suckers!)

*sings "Every sperm is sacred!"*
iliketowankalot

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« Reply #67 on: 02-25-2003 19:15 »

Crap I missed it

*sings* "Every Sperm is good"

how does the rest go again?

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« Reply #68 on: 02-26-2003 02:11 »

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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« Reply #69 on: 03-09-2003 23:15 »

Bring out the machine that goes........PING!


Sorry, I just love that line.

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Zed 85

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« Reply #70 on: 03-10-2003 07:59 »

You know...everybody likes the "Sperm" song, but it never really struck me as one of my favourites.
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« Reply #71 on: 03-10-2003 20:02 »

I think "The Galaxy Song" is much better.
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« Reply #72 on: 03-11-2003 00:48 »

Yeah, Galaxy own's Joo!
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« Reply #73 on: 02-05-2004 21:23 »

"I love animals. That's why I like to kill 'em!"
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« Reply #74 on: 02-06-2004 04:40 »

Best. Bump. Ever.

I'm a huge Monty Python fan. It was probably the first thing I was obsessed with. The problem is, most of the Monty Python things I have are either on vinyl or cassette as when I really got into it I didn't own a cd player.  roll eyes

I need to get downloading.
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« Reply #75 on: 02-06-2004 05:02 »

i've seen monty python and the holy grail, and monty pythons flindegar zircus[or somthing like that] "he has made them damp in bavaria! yes in bavaria! and has scared them s***less!" " yes in bavaria! and not in venusuala!" "yes in bavaria! where the trees are made of wod!"  laff  laff  laff it just keeps going! and the starting for the 1st monty pythons flindegar zircus[or somthing like that]. the animation is timeless. andin holy grail. then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!"
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« Reply #76 on: 02-06-2004 05:19 »

[Major]Oh come on now, this is getting very silly![/Major].
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« Reply #77 on: 02-06-2004 05:58 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Melllvar:
I think "The Galaxy Song" is much better.
In year 8 the teachers couldn't be bothered to teach us about space and so just played that song over and over again...
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« Reply #78 on: 02-06-2004 10:56 »

I've never watched any Monty Python films before ever.

*Cowers* Please dont hurt me!

But I want to, I'd be quite interested in seeing one or some of them. One of my best friends has "The Meaning of Life", "The Life of Brian" and "The Holy Grail" on DVD. She's a big fan. My other best friend bought her a Monty Python t-shirt for her birthday once. If I recall, it had a white rabbit on it, and a knight with no head...erm...I think. Didn't make sense to me, but she seemed to love it anyway  smile
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« Reply #79 on: 02-06-2004 11:25 »
« Last Edit on: 02-06-2004 11:25 »

     
Quote
Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
My other best friend bought her a Monty Python t-shirt for her birthday once. If I recall, it had a white rabbit on it, and a knight with no head...erm...I think. Didn't make sense to me, but she seemed to love it anyway       smile

Trust me, it's very, very funny.       laff  See?

I saw Eric Idle live on stage in September/03 (or was it October?) as part of his "Greedy Bastard Tour".  He actually came to my rathole of a town (God Bless the Empire Theater)!

And, because noone's posted it yet:
Brian!
The babe they called Brian!
He grew!
Grew, grew and grew!
Grew up to be...
Yes, he grew up to be...
A boy called Brian!
A boy called Brian!
He had arms!
And legs!
And hands!
And feet!
This boy... whose name was Brian!

[I'm forgetting something here, I just know it]
And his face became spotty!
Yes, his face became spotty!
And his voice dropped down low...
And things started to grow...
On young Brian and show...
He was certainly no...
No girl named Brian!
Not a girl named Brian!
And he started to shave...
And have on off the wrist...
And want to see girls...
And go out and get pissed!
This man called Brian!
This man called Brian!
This man called... Briaaaaaaaa-
(shotgun blast)
Aah!


(working from memory, may not be 100% exact)
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