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« Reply #520 on: 07-15-2007 10:07 »

OMFUHGAH!

1 more weekish! Deathly Hallows FTW!!!
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« Reply #521 on: 07-15-2007 15:11 »

I've actually heard two rumours/spoilers:


and


But I do know that 2 people die in this one. And Harry being a Horcrux is probable. Or Neville? Seeing as though he's part of the prophecy too. Maybe.
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« Reply #522 on: 07-15-2007 18:20 »

OMFG!@!!121

Snake totally KILLS Dumbusdill!

This one will be a rollercoaster drive for the distilled!
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« Reply #523 on: 07-15-2007 18:48 »

You're a pain in the arse, winna. Are you drunk? Have you been sniffing sick cats again?
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« Reply #524 on: 07-16-2007 14:33 »

I don't know if this rumor is true or not, but this was what was going around:


I thought that was pretty crazy, and really dark for a childlings book...  but Wow.  Just Wow!!!
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« Reply #525 on: 07-16-2007 20:15 »

Harry is a Horcrux is a stupid idea, second only to the crap winna is posting.
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« Reply #526 on: 07-17-2007 01:09 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2007 01:09 »

Why is it a stupid idea?

Also, i wreckon Rowling's gonna chuck a Whedon and be like

Mr Weasly: You have to tell me how you know so much about Muggles Hermoine.
Hermoine: No. I don't.
*Dies*

Fred and George do some awesome flying on their brooms, saving harry from Voldermort somehow.
F&G: We're Phoenix feathers on the wind!
*Dies*

Voldermort casts a Avada Kedavra at harrys back and thinks he's dead, harry then springs up and says! "Hah! I lost that nerve in a quiditch match!" He then cripples voldermort...then they're no longer enemies...and then Harry and Ron fly up out through rain...   hmpf
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« Reply #527 on: 07-17-2007 17:43 »

Aside from my friend telling me stuff, I've just opened a myspace bulletin with stuff on I know to be true but with MORE ON.

Not happy AT ALL.
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« Reply #528 on: 07-17-2007 17:51 »

Eesh, that just sucks! I think I'll leave the internet soon and return after I've finished the book.  frown I've had both previous books ruined for me, and I really wouldn't like it to happen now.
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« Reply #529 on: 07-17-2007 17:58 »

I am severely pissed.

*blocks it out*

Damn! Why couldnt I undergo hypnosis or have a short term memory or something?!?
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« Reply #530 on: 07-17-2007 19:18 »
« Last Edit on: 07-17-2007 19:18 »

I just want somebody to confirm this newest rumor I heard.  I don't believe it a whole lot, but I think it might be true:


Cause if that's the case, I think the series has been going downhill since the first book.   roll eyes

Also, found this did.  But dont click if you not want be spoiled:

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« Reply #531 on: 07-17-2007 22:06 »

Don't click this link.

Found it after half an hour's googling to try and confirm/quash the contents of Winna's second spoiler (link to a scanned page from the book).

Don't click it.

Serioulsy. Don't click.

Seems that Winna's second spoiler may be true, so don't click on his link either. The above link contains chapter summaries and scans of pages of the book that reveal critical moments, including the whole of the final chapter. I have to say, this is either real or a fake that somebody spent a LOT of time energy and money putting together.

I have been thoroughly spoilered in my attempt to confirm the information given in Winna's link. If you do not want to be thoroughly spoilered yourself, do not click the link I have provided.

However, if you're curious and want to know, then your curiosity should be satisfied.

Personally, I don't mind being spoilered. It's no worse than reading a TV guide in my opinion. To be honest, there are some things that are being given away as massive spoilers that really everybody more or less should have known about. There are some things that are slightly surprising, but given Rowling's penchant for foreshadowing I can see why none of the spoilered material should be a major surprise.

I don't consider the seventh book to have been ruined for me by the spoilers, but I do think that people should think carefully before they go looking for spoilers. I have posted this here because I think it's useful to know that there are major spoilers out there, and anybody who rolls their cursors over the link can see the url - which they can then avoid like the plague if they feel the need.

I feel sad for the people who need everything to be a surprise for it to be enjoyable though.
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« Reply #532 on: 07-17-2007 22:09 »

Well, someone somehow took the time to photograph every page and upload it to torrents. Goodbye internet for a while!
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« Reply #533 on: 07-17-2007 22:35 »

I'd say those scans are fake. Something doesn't sit right with the writing style.

That said, it's a fair bet that
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« Reply #534 on: 07-17-2007 22:40 »



I'm pretty sure it's legit.
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« Reply #535 on: 07-17-2007 22:51 »

I'm amazed that somebody would take the time to upload all 600+ pages of that book, if it's true, which, for some reason, I doubt it is. But if it is, wow. How'd he get it and why'd he waste his time leaking it to the whole world when he can get into huge trouble for it?

Well, anyway, can we all have a gentleman's agreement to put anything that might be even a small leak in spoilers? For the sake of those who haven't seen the leak, won't be able to get it at its release, or whatever other reason.
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« Reply #536 on: 07-17-2007 23:06 »

I'm wondering why there's one thing that doesn't appear to have been spoiled: does Harry actually become a likeable character in this one?

Voldemort FTW!  tongue
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« Reply #537 on: 07-18-2007 05:34 »

Maybe theyre fake spoilers.
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« Reply #538 on: 07-18-2007 08:29 »

 
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Originally posted by chay's head:
Also, i wreckon Rowling's gonna chuck a Whedon and be like

Mr Weasly: You have to tell me how you know so much about Muggles Hermoine.
Hermoine: No. I don't.
*Dies*

Fred and George do some awesome flying on their brooms, saving harry from Voldermort somehow.
F&G: We're Phoenix feathers on the wind!
*Dies*

Voldermort casts a Avada Kedavra at harrys back and thinks he's dead, harry then springs up and says! "Hah! I lost that nerve in a quiditch match!" He then cripples voldermort...then they're no longer enemies...and then Harry and Ron fly up out through rain...    hmpf

That was so bad I think it gave me cancer.
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« Reply #539 on: 07-18-2007 09:22 »

*WOOO! Go Chay! We want Chay!*
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« Reply #540 on: 07-18-2007 14:06 »

It's a stupid idea because it's contradicted by pretty much every piece of evidence given in the previous books. Quite honestly, I'll lose a lot of respect for the author if it turns out to be true.
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« Reply #541 on: 07-19-2007 12:43 »
« Last Edit on: 07-21-2007 00:00 »

   
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Originally posted by winna:
OMFG!@!!121

Snake totally KILLS Dumbusdill!

This one will be a rollercoaster drive for the distilled!

omg nick, and

whoever those people are, i don't read the books

oh, and Snake totally KILLS Dumbusdill!
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« Reply #542 on: 07-21-2007 13:02 »

I just read the summery on wikipedia (I know I'm lame.) And while I'll probably read the book later there's one thing about the epilogue that I thought was stupid.


Bad Jo Rowling.
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« Reply #543 on: 07-21-2007 13:42 »

So, I just pulled an all-nighter to finish the book.  My thoughts are still in a jumble right now, so I have but one thing to say at the moment:


Also, I totally called where Snape truely lies. :P
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« Reply #544 on: 07-21-2007 15:11 »

In our hearts?

Also... I don't see it as farfetched that several of the major characters got married at the end spacedal.  The wizard world seemed like a small niche society of people, and within smaller groups it's very common that people marry the people that they've known as children.

Also:
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« Reply #545 on: 07-21-2007 15:58 »

I've read the book now. I can say with some certainty that the ending of Harry Potter beats the ending to the Dark Tower with a big 'ol can-stick-bag of whoopass.

It's not a great ending, but I'm just grateful that Harry didn't open the door at the top of Gryffindor tower and step back in time to be reborn as his one-ear-old self. That would have sucked.
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« Reply #546 on: 07-21-2007 17:51 »

WTF!?

Anyways.  More spoilers:

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« Reply #547 on: 07-21-2007 18:42 »

Again?
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« Reply #548 on: 07-22-2007 00:27 »

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« Reply #549 on: 07-22-2007 09:29 »

And I'm done.

Some thoughts.

Those are my thoughts for now. 8D
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« Reply #550 on: 07-22-2007 19:02 »

I pulled an all-nighter, finished it in like 12 hours or so, then promptly fell asleep almost immediately. I liked it! Thoughts:

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« Reply #551 on: 07-23-2007 03:24 »

I also pulled an all nighter and finished it early sunday morning. I was satisfied by the body count but upset about who made up said body count. I spent the whole book going "Shit not her!" "Shit not him!" "Gah! NO!" The movie could very well rock if done correctly. I could have done without the epilogue, but it wasn't that bad.
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« Reply #552 on: 07-23-2007 10:35 »

Yep, I finished the book, ans spent most of the time going " Noooo, not him/her!"

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« Reply #553 on: 07-23-2007 12:55 »
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Originally posted by LoveForFry:


This is how much I was in denial when I first read that chapter:


So, all of my favorite characters were murdered.  I keep running into angst-ridden fanart on dA and bursting into tears as I relive all of their deaths.  Save for the attrocious epilogue (oh my Lord, I could feel fanfiction.net seeping between the lines as I struggled through that chapter), I thought this was a good book.  It's not my favorite, and I'm still struggling to decide whether this was the best of the seven or not, but I thought it made up for the semi-disappointment that was Half-Blood Prince.  It lived up to my  cautious expectations, regardless.

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« Reply #554 on: 07-23-2007 12:57 »
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Silly double post. Sorry.
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« Reply #555 on: 07-23-2007 16:33 »
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Edit: I forgot to add, I also went to see the latest movie because I was told that the acting was better than in the previous movies. Well, they stuck to the book pretty well, but the acting was still so bad to me that I doubt I'll ever watch another Harry Potter movie again.

Also, LAN.gnome:

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« Reply #556 on: 07-23-2007 22:33 »

OMG OMG OMG OMG


That rumor is REALLY throwing me for a loop.... and I thought that Olvdemort being Snake's brother was crazy!!!
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« Reply #557 on: 07-23-2007 23:23 »


Now with that done, there's not much else to post... In fact, ther's nothing else to post.
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« Reply #558 on: 07-23-2007 23:46 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Spacedal11:
I just read the summery on wikipedia (I know I'm lame.) And while I'll probably read the book later there's one thing about the epilogue that I thought was stupid.


Bad Jo Rowling.

No its not...only the blind couldn't see that coming.
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« Reply #559 on: 07-23-2007 23:47 »

Winna is making me want to read these books. They sound awesome!
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