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winna

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« Reply #480 on: 11-23-2005 02:46 »

To give a rational response to that, I'd like to suggest that you could easily make that argument for every post I've ever made on this messageboard.  I'm not all that interesting or funny, but at some deeply rooted level I strive to gain the attention of complete strangers.  I'm not particularly good at it either, and it is something that does completely the opposite of what I was first trying for in the first place, in essence makes me look far less intelligible than I may be.  Having actually conversed with the people of PEEL, I'm probably also fairly insecure about my own intelligence and wit when shown in comparison with the larger body.  I can appreciate the higher forms of humor presented, but just as with this harry potter joke I have posthumously drove further into the ground, I am only capable of the less interesting idiotic antics of a complete imbecile.  I'm definitely not in the same mood I was in when I made that post earlier today, and really I'm only replying to apologize for that earlier infraction.  frown
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« Reply #481 on: 11-23-2005 11:25 »

I still love you, winna.

And it's still not the most-killed joke on this board.  I'm looking at you, Beamer.
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« Reply #482 on: 11-24-2005 00:07 »

Wouldn't that have been "wizard did it"?

My god, it all makes sense now!  HARRY POTTER is to blame for all of those little screwups!
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« Reply #483 on: 08-08-2006 10:45 »

sorry for the bump.
does someone remember what thing hagrid was complaining about before he knew dumbledore was dead? the death eaters' fire burned ..? i need to know the english name for those damned wooden creatures.
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« Reply #484 on: 03-28-2007 10:35 »
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New cover art!

Front
Full dust jacket

I think it looks like he's about to cast magic missile.
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« Reply #485 on: 03-28-2007 11:06 »
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Damn it! Why is it so big? Whats he grabbing?

damndamn! I wanna know!

*growls*
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« Reply #486 on: 03-28-2007 11:48 »
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
New cover art!

Front
Full dust jacket

I think it looks like he's about to cast magic missile.

Looks more like he's about to serve in a game of tennis to me. At least it does if you just look at the front cover.

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« Reply #487 on: 05-13-2007 14:46 »

 
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Originally posted by morbo_it:
sorry for the bump.
does someone remember what thing hagrid was complaining about before he knew dumbledore was dead? the death eaters' fire burned ..? i need to know the english name for those damned wooden creatures.

Bowtruckles. Although I'm sure you've gotten the answer in the year's time you've been waiting  tongue
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« Reply #488 on: 05-28-2007 14:24 »

Not meaning to insult anyone, but I hate Harry Potter. I often dream of going to Hogwarts and killing everyone there, and a nice dream it was too! As for the new book I'm sick of Harry's close escapes so I think that this time he should die. I did used to be a fan but I gave it up when I was cheering because I finished the forth book.
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« Reply #489 on: 05-28-2007 14:37 »

 
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Not meaning to insult anyone, but I hate Harry Potter.
I think you mean to insult Harry Potter, at the very least.  tongue
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« Reply #490 on: 05-28-2007 15:44 »

Well, I'm looking forward to it.

Plus, I found out for the last 3 in the series so far, I have the first edition hardback. I wonder how much they're worth...

...not much I'm guessing...but in 50 years, maybe.

actually, I read that the 4th one=worthless. Meh.
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« Reply #491 on: 05-28-2007 16:05 »
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Well first editions are generally worth alot as time goes by due to the limted run they do. However the first editions of the the last three Harry Potters will not be worth much due to the fact they made so many to keep up with teh demand

Basicallly if first editon = rare = lot o money. So basically what you need to hope for is some nutters to go around destroying the vast majority of the first editions but leaving your own intact.

I am looking forward to the last book but doubt it will live up to many peoples xpectaions, mainly becuae they are set very high.
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« Reply #492 on: 05-28-2007 21:17 »

 
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I did used to be a fan but I gave it up when I was cheering because I finished the forth book.
Not to insult you, but that makes no sense. In fact, it was very stupid. And its spelled "fourth."
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« Reply #493 on: 05-29-2007 08:02 »

 
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Originally posted by wu_konguk:

Basicallly if first editon = rare = lot o money. So basically what you need to hope for is some nutters to go around destroying the vast majority of the first editions but leaving your own intact.

Well, I guess I can always live in hope...

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« Reply #494 on: 05-29-2007 08:19 »

AT nix's cover art. OOOO!!! a curtain, like that lame one that sirius "Fell" behind and "Died". He's totally coming back.
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« Reply #495 on: 05-29-2007 20:55 »

He's in another dimension likely but no, I don't think he died. Lupin just said he couldn't come back.
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« Reply #496 on: 05-30-2007 18:21 »

I think the last book will meet or exceed expectations, even though they are very high. JK Rowling is an excellent writer. I'm sure that if she can write 6 books with each surpassing the previous, the 7th book will not be a disappointment.

And I'm pretty sure Sirius is dead and not coming back. Have you all seen JK Rowling's website? It's got some extra information, but I think the design is just awesome.
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« Reply #497 on: 05-31-2007 16:21 »

What kind of extra info?
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« Reply #498 on: 06-01-2007 17:01 »

Mostly little stuff, like what house Tonks and Myrtle were in, answers to technical questions like why is Harry called half-blood if both his parents were magical.

But the site itself is a little like the Mystery Case Files games. Very cool.
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« Reply #499 on: 06-01-2007 17:19 »

This last book is going to be utterly amazing!

I heard a rumor of how the book is going to end too!


Just utterly fantastic!
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« Reply #500 on: 06-01-2007 17:25 »

Are you being deadly serious?

I'm curious now.  tongue
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« Reply #501 on: 06-01-2007 19:24 »

That's not a real spoiler. JK Rowling has already debunked the myth (on her website) that Harry is related to anybody alive except his aunt and fat ass cousin.

Plus everything's spelled wrong lol
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« Reply #502 on: 06-02-2007 11:48 »

OhmyGod are you Serious?

 roll eyes

Dumbass. Everybody knows that Harry Potter and Voldemort are the same person and that J K Rowling is in on it.
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« Reply #503 on: 06-02-2007 12:42 »

I heard that Harry has an illicit relationship with Buckbeak-true story.
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« Reply #504 on: 06-02-2007 17:17 »

On stage, nonetheless
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« Reply #505 on: 06-02-2007 17:53 »

harry potter gets a magic dog and that annoying redhead kid accidentally kills it and harry feels so angry that he goes to the evil side of magic or whatever and become's the bad dude's apprentice.

mark my words.
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« Reply #506 on: 06-02-2007 21:08 »

I'm holding out for the revelation that wizards and witches get their powers from magiclorians.
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« Reply #507 on: 06-02-2007 21:42 »

Or that Professor MceyGonnag actually did kill Mr. Dumfiddledore!  eek

Ooops... spoilers:

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« Reply #508 on: 06-02-2007 21:43 »

Or perhaps they're aliens, come to Earth to battle until there's only one left.

Or maybe they're all playing a magically-themed computer game a thousand years in the future whilst their bodies provide electricity to vast machines that now run the planet.

It's possible that Rowling will announce Harry has done all of this before and that it will all begin again once he steps through the door at the top of the tower.

However, I think that the real ending will be that Harry was sent from the future to kill Voldemort - and in a shocking twist he will end up protecting him from the next assassination attempt by a more sophisticated model.
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« Reply #509 on: 06-03-2007 07:15 »

Does that mean you're actually proposing that Harry is a robot?

Good call.
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« Reply #510 on: 06-23-2007 13:24 »

"You killed my father!"
"No, Harry. I am your father."

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« Reply #511 on: 06-23-2007 14:09 »

Voldemort has been debunked as being Harry's father on Jk's official site (and Snape is also not his father). Jk has stated that James Potter is Harry's fahter and says people have been watching too much Star Wars.
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« Reply #512 on: 06-23-2007 15:00 »

Voldemort is actually Harry's *MOTHER*
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« Reply #513 on: 06-23-2007 21:11 »

Harry Potter, Star wars and Lord of the rings are basically the same story. They are all about orphans who are brought up by their uncles and live a normal boring life until they are told by a wise old man that they have a magical power or item that they have inherited. The wise old man sacrifices his life to save the life of the hero in a battle with the servant of the dark lord. In the end they travel to the fortress of the dark lord and desroy it.
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« Reply #514 on: 06-24-2007 00:09 »

Wow.  You just described the literary backbone for EVERY[/u][/i] hero's journey story EVER[/u][/i] told in the HISTORY[/i][/u] of mythology and storytelling.
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« Reply #515 on: 06-24-2007 00:22 »

omg snape killed dumbledore?!?!
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« Reply #516 on: 06-25-2007 17:18 »

^ Fry1077 you HAVE to be kidding.

unless im missing out on your sarcasm.


anyway Im partial to the whole "Harry is a Horcrux" thing.
it tottally wraps up the story and puts in a moral dillima as well.


as for my theroys on who will die..

harry: for sure..maybe. I just hope.

ron: no no no he has to stay, jk said he would.
but the sidekick always dies soo *tear*

hermy: ehhh im on the fence. she could go either way
she needs to stay for ron though

ginny: i WANT her to die, and theres still a possibility of voldy useing her as blackmail.

neville: i dont want him to die but.. i think he will, just a hunch.
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« Reply #517 on: 06-26-2007 16:05 »

Unless they ALL die...
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« Reply #518 on: 06-26-2007 16:18 »

lol, harry potter is something i couldnt ever get into. i only have 1 book of the series and thats the order of the phenix.
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« Reply #519 on: 06-26-2007 19:08 »

^^^ And you don't even care to spell Phoenix right...aw you rebel you. *Pinches cheeks*.

Zoidypoo has been the only one so far to put in 2 cents that actually apply to a real theory. I'm just gonna pull a Newhook and run into a book store and scream the ending when it comes out. That'll show the nerds.
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