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Juliet

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« on: 01-18-2003 14:25 »

ok I go for Richard from Corrie. he is a pure Bastard going out murrdering everybody. wonder who will be next and I hope he gets caught.

Laura from Eastenders is a Bitch. she made Garyy and her wife (I forgot what her name) slit up because she is carrying Garrys child. She crys and crys till she gets what she wants. she is such a bitch

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« Reply #1 on: 01-18-2003 14:36 »

Kelly Osbourne. And Rachel from Friends can be SO self centred at times. All the time actually.
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« Reply #2 on: 01-18-2003 14:38 »

Maggie
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« Reply #3 on: 01-18-2003 14:44 »

Maggie Simpson?
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« Reply #4 on: 01-18-2003 14:52 »

yeah, she sucks. i hate her.

also hitler. i still don't get why he appears all the time in the new season of friends.
what's up with that?

hail seitan

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« Reply #5 on: 01-18-2003 15:00 »

Hitler sucks,But Bismark really annoy's me.He and his 'Vhaaaaats up!!' routene.
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« Reply #6 on: 01-18-2003 15:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
ok I go for Richard from Corrie. he is a pure Bastard going out murrdering everybody. wonder who will be next and I hope he gets caught.

Laura from Eastenders is a Bitch. she made Garyy and her wife (I forgot what her name) slit up because she is carrying Garrys child. She crys and crys till she gets what she wants. she is such a bitch



For feck's sake Juli check your posts before submitting them. The spelling errors are one thing, but sometimes sentances you write don't even make sense.
Sorry, it's just been grinding at me well, forever.
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« Reply #7 on: 01-18-2003 15:22 »

And as for Saddam in Saddam and freinds....
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« Reply #8 on: 01-18-2003 18:07 »

ok then how about this?

Ok I go for Richard from Corrie. He is a pure Bastard going out murdering everybody. Wonder who will be next and I hope he gets caught.
Laura from Eastenders is a Bitch. She made Garry and her wife (I forgot what her name) slit up because she is carrying Garryís child. She cries and cries till she gets what she wants. She is such a bitch
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« Reply #9 on: 01-18-2003 18:15 »

That Guy on futurama he is so Bastard.
Juliet

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« Reply #10 on: 01-18-2003 19:20 »

Dawn Marie from WWE. She has sex with Torrie Wilsonís Father who is 67 year old or something (she looks like 27) marries the father in her bra then shags him to death while they on their honeymoon.
Kryten

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« Reply #11 on: 01-18-2003 19:30 »

Bitchese? I don't speak that.

But hmmm... lesseee... I really don't like Lilah from Angel.
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« Reply #12 on: 01-18-2003 21:54 »
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Originally posted by Guy:
Kelly Osbourne. And Rachel from Friends can be SO self centred at times. All the time actually.

Kelly Osbourne is a TV character? I thought she was a real person!

Garry's (Gary?) wife is called Lynn (Lynne?) on EastEnders.

I hardly think Richard Hillman is a big bastard, so he's killed a few people, he's more pantomime villain than anything else. Wouldn't you want to kill Tracy Shaw with that acting?

How many people are thinking of killing her right now?

Be honest!

If it's bastards you're after, look no further than The Greatest Sitcom Everô - Seinfeld.

 
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For feck's sake Juli check your posts before submitting them. The spelling errors are one thing, but sometimes sentances you write don't even make sense.
Sorry, it's just been grinding at me well, forever.
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Somebody doesn't practice what he preaches.

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Dawn Marie from WWE. She has sex with Torrie Wilsonís Father who is 67 year old or something (she looks like 27) marries the father in her bra then shags him to death while they on their honeymoon.

Ah, the joys of professional wrestling.

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« Reply #13 on: 01-18-2003 22:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Dawn Marie from WWE. She has sex with Torrie Wilson’s Father who is 67 year old or something (she looks like 27) marries the father in her bra then shags him to death while they on their honeymoon.

Hey thats how I wanna die, how does that make her a bitch?

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« Reply #14 on: 01-18-2003 22:28 »

I think it would be easier to list those who aren't bastards.
Anyways that fat bastard from family guy annoys me you're not homer and you never will be.
That MITM kid pisses me off.
Lots more but brain not fuction beer well without


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« Reply #15 on: 01-19-2003 04:39 »
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David Dickinson?  wink
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« Reply #16 on: 01-19-2003 04:46 »

 
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Originally posted by SpacemanSpiff:
also hitler. i still don't get why he appears all the time in the new season of friends.
what's up with that?

Hitler couldn't have been that bad, he did guest star in Red Dwarf afterall  laff

Tom Chandler from The Bill was a total bastard, I was glad when he was disgraced and killed himself.
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« Reply #17 on: 01-19-2003 04:56 »
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Welcome to PEEL sheep555!

I hated that character in Eastenders...he was Charlie Slater's brother and I can't remember his name. Harry! That was it. He was the one who got Kat pregnant with Zoe. He left in disgrace with the classic line "you bitch".

Oh yes and this is that Richard character from Corrie:
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« Reply #18 on: 01-19-2003 06:15 »

Tom Chandler from The Bill was evil, I couldn't stand him. He also wasn't much of an actor, which made him twice as annoying to watch.
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« Reply #19 on: 01-19-2003 06:18 »

 
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And Rachel from Friends can be SO self centred at times. All the time actually.
Hear hear! I'm saying the same thing.
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« Reply #20 on: 01-19-2003 07:57 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
ok I go for Richard from Corrie. he is a pure Bastard going out murrdering everybody. wonder who will be next and I hope he gets caught.

Laura from Eastenders is a Bitch. she made Garyy and her wife (I forgot what her name) slit up because she is carrying Garrys child. She crys and crys till she gets what she wants. she is such a bitch

How is it possible to get things this wrong?

Richard is doing it all for money, to make sure that he and his family are financially secured. He's a great character, and should never be caught. May he murder many more!

Laura isn't a bitch. She's simply pathetic. A real bitch is someone like Peggy. She's had many a tiger by the balls before now.

The real bastard of all TV shows at the moment is Scorpius from Farscape, because I just can't work out whether he's good or bad.

The real bitch at the moment has already been mentiond. Rachel in Friends has consitantly ruined Ross's life for years, and deserves death.

By Snu-Snu.

By me.

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« Reply #21 on: 01-19-2003 14:09 »

Yeah but Ross will have to put up with Rachel now that they both have Baby Emma.
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« Reply #22 on: 01-19-2003 15:13 »

That Devlin chap in Alias, he's a complete arse.
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« Reply #23 on: 01-20-2003 10:20 »

 
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Originally posted by Juliet:
Dawn Marie from WWE. She has sex with Torrie Wilsonís Father who is 67 year old or something (she looks like 27) marries the father in her bra then shags him to death while they on their honeymoon.

Marries the father in her bra? God, she must have HUGE tits....

Please edit your sig to 120 pixel height max.
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Juliet

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« Reply #24 on: 01-20-2003 12:06 »



Skanky Dawn Marie
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« Reply #25 on: 01-20-2003 12:20 »

Is that Dawn Marie or Sigourney Weaver? Jeez, they could be body doubles...

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ZombieJesus

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« Reply #26 on: 01-20-2003 12:22 »



DIE BITCH!
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« Reply #27 on: 01-20-2003 15:13 »

*Helps Zeej*
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« Reply #28 on: 01-20-2003 15:22 »

I'll get the coating of glaze....
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« Reply #29 on: 01-20-2003 17:18 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:Richard is doing it all for money, to make sure that he and his family are financially secured. He's a great character, and should never be caught. May he murder many more!

I've been trying my hardest over the last week to remember who it was who called him "Richard Killman" but whoever it was they summed him up perfectly! He sounded a little too desperate when he pinned Aiden down for killing Maxine.
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« Reply #30 on: 01-21-2003 03:55 »

 
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DIE BITCH!

Oh you don't want to mess with Miss Piggy. She'll snuffle you like a truffle faster than a green snake eating a sugar cane plantation owner.
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« Reply #31 on: 01-21-2003 09:30 »
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any chick/guy selling stuff on those Danoz Direct or Buyers World ads(i know its an ad, but they go on long enough to be a fuckn half hour show)  sleep   no no
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« Reply #32 on: 01-21-2003 09:51 »

Jessica Lovejoy, Simpsons. shes a total bitch
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« Reply #33 on: 03-09-2004 11:05 »

The Comic book guy?
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« Reply #34 on: 03-09-2004 11:19 »

 
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DIE BITCH!

Bitch? That seems a bit harsh, swine perhaps!
Hahaha.....ah forget it.   tongue
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« Reply #35 on: 03-09-2004 12:49 »

Kyle's mum?  tongue
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« Reply #36 on: 03-09-2004 12:57 »

As for current TV shows, I'm forced (and by that I mean I'm doing my work and my mum comes in and changes the channel!) to watch Footballer's Wives every week. Now that has some bitches in it. And that one character who's eyes are always kinda twitching, like she's watching "elf tennis"  laff
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« Reply #37 on: 03-09-2004 13:07 »

ACK! It has risen from the dead!

Having seen the entire run of Firefly thanks to the magic of digital video, I'd say that Jayne is a bastard, but he's a funny, entertaining bastard.
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« Reply #38 on: 03-09-2004 13:34 »

Yeah it lives.

Janine from Eastenders is a pure bitch. She killed Barry the day after their wedding and now she plans to threaten Paul because he is going out with Barryís ex wife Natalie.

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« Reply #39 on: 03-09-2004 14:54 »

I think you're seeing "bitch" where in fact it should be "homicidal maniac"!

Senator Kinsey from SG-1 is a power hungry bizzatch!
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