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« Reply #40 on: 11-25-2002 18:01 »

 
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Another good one in Last Crusade:
Sulah: "Junior, why always this Junior?"
Dr. Jones: "That's his name - Henry Jones Junior"
Indiana: "I like Indiana!"
Dr. Jones: "We named the dog Indiana"
Sulah: "You are named after the dog!?!"

I have very fond memories of that dog!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


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« Reply #41 on: 11-26-2002 22:41 »

Scene from Independence day:

(quotes aren't accurate, but the point is there)
David: If we left when I told you to, we wouldn't be in this mess!
David's dad: I can't do anything, I'm going as fast as I can!
David: C'mon we need to move faster, there's no more time!
Dad: Of course there is, you think by the time we make it [the White House] won't be there anymore?
(long pause, and Dad and looks at David in surprise)
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« Reply #42 on: 11-28-2002 21:10 »

Big Lebowski-

Cop "& what was in the briefcase sir?"
Dude "Papers.... um....... papers..... y'know....... business papers
Cop "& what do you do sir?"
Dude "I'm un-employed"

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« Reply #43 on: 11-28-2002 21:33 »

Welcome to PEEL, Public Attorney? Oh wait... you're a lawyer.

Hmm, maybe you should use the Hyperchicken avatar...
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« Reply #44 on: 11-29-2002 04:03 »

Can somebody provide a Lionel Hutz avatar?
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« Reply #45 on: 11-29-2002 04:41 »

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A favourite funny scene of mine is from Dr. Strangelove:

Mandrake: Colonel, that Coca-Cola machine, I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

Col. Guano: That's private property.

Mandrake: Colonel, can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With the gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Guano: Ok. I'm gonna get your money for you. But if you don't get the President of the Unites States on that phone, you know what's going to happen to you?

Mandrake: What?

Guano: You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.
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« Reply #46 on: 11-29-2002 16:21 »

There Something about Mary.

the bit where Ben Stiller got his zipper stuck and the hair gel scenes where funny.
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« Reply #47 on: 11-29-2002 17:16 »

The Zip was painfull and the semen gel sickened me.

Airplane's scenes are classic.
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« Reply #48 on: 11-29-2002 19:34 »

"Stop calling me Shirley"
  laff

There's some brilliant scenes in Rat Race, like the bus full of Lucy's (from I Love Lucy):
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

"Live forever or die trying."
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« Reply #49 on: 11-30-2002 02:19 »

Yeah,Go Rat Race!!!
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« Reply #50 on: 12-01-2002 00:52 »

How 'bout the quarterstaff fight in Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
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« Reply #51 on: 12-01-2002 01:06 »

Mike Bassett: England Manager

Sports Scientist: Over here we have a machine capable of replicating the finest dribblers in the game.  Pele, Maradona, and..... Mark Lawrensen.

Mike Bassett: Mark Lawrensen?

Sports Scientist: Yeah, we ran out of money.
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« Reply #52 on: 12-01-2002 01:36 »

Withnail and I
(you have to have seen these to appreciate the humour, also this is non verbatim incase anyone corrects me)

Withnail: Whys it so fucking cold .... the controls what fuckers been messing with the controls

and

*richard e grant learning out of his jag travelling at speed, shouting at some local school girls* SCRUBBERS ...... they love it.

also

I: Some bloke just called me a ponce
withnail: WHAT FUCKER SAID THAT
BIG BLOKE: I did, and im calling you a ponce, ponce.
withnail:  You cant hit me, i have a heart condition, if you hit me its murder.
  laff
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« Reply #53 on: 12-01-2002 01:53 »

Uh.I didn't understand half of that.
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« Reply #54 on: 12-01-2002 02:00 »

Your not supposed to, its a film about two washed up druggy actors, very bizarre, yet very funny, rent it out, you wont be disappointed
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« Reply #55 on: 12-01-2002 02:04 »

The problem with Withnail & I is i find that the whole movie is quotable and therefore cannot seem to pick out any particular part of it to put in here.

Instead, I suggest we play the Withnail & I drinking game (lighter fluid not included).

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now!"
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« Reply #56 on: 12-01-2002 02:08 »

And Some Cake
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« Reply #57 on: 12-01-2002 15:50 »

Joe- "I changed my mind, Vic, shoot this son of a bitch"
Mr. White- "You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up & apologize"
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« Reply #58 on: 12-16-2002 20:49 »

The Big Lebowski. (Again)
The whole film is great really but here's a few scenes that I really like.Don't have it word for word but I'll do  my best:

Jeff Bridges is in the cop station having been arrested:

Cop: Let's get something straight, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off manner and I don't like you, jerk-off.
Lebowski: Sorry, what?
Cop throws cup at his face. Classic. Also the scene where he spends half an hour barring up his door not realising it opens the other way.

Fear And Loathing In Los Vegas
Again, most of this film is hilarious but the scene when he starts freaking out at the bar is brilliant, you know with the atorny coming up mumbling and shaking the gun in his face and then the classic:

"PLEASE! TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES!" Great.

Also when they spend ages trying to get into that gig that famous singer is doing (Shirly something can't rememeber)
"After a lot of noise he decided to let us in as long as we stood quietly in the back and didn't smoke"
20 seconds later the doors bust open and the two boys are in fits of laughter being thrown out by the two bouncers. Great.
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« Reply #59 on: 12-17-2002 17:26 »

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« Reply #60 on: 12-17-2002 18:36 »

dog turd, so true!
More Big Lebowski:

"Nobody fucks with The Jesus!"

Minority Report: when he's sneeking into the Temple and takes out the bag with his eyeballs in it, then drops them and has to chase them down the ramp!
"Shit!"
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« Reply #61 on: 12-17-2002 20:26 »

Haha, the best part of that movie was the 'sick sticks'!  laff
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« Reply #62 on: 12-17-2002 20:44 »

The Funny scene in Austin Powers, International Man Of Mystery, is where Dr Evil is talking about his childhood.

My Father was a self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with Webbed feet. My father would womanise, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possesses and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, wed make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. Its breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
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« Reply #63 on: 12-18-2002 05:11 »

Walter- (smashes the windshield) See this Larry? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!!

Walter- You want a toe? I can get you a toe, hell I can even have a toe for you by 2 this afternoon.
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« Reply #64 on: 12-19-2002 19:59 »

One of my favorite scenes from Happy Gilmore is the part where he's on TV and he's swearing and it's being censored.

"Game over, you lose." Shep Ramsey from Suburban Commando
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« Reply #65 on: 12-19-2002 20:07 »

 
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One of my favorite scenes from Happy Gilmore is the part where he's on TV and he's swearing and it's being censored.



I like the bit where he says:

"The price is wrong bitch"
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« Reply #66 on: 12-19-2002 20:49 »

Billy Madison. The part where Eric catches fire from the pie and Billy is laughing at him.
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« Reply #67 on: 12-19-2002 22:45 »

I like that scene in that Adam Sandler Movie where he acts like an idiot with an annoying voice.
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« Reply #68 on: 12-20-2002 00:44 »

LoTR

Evil: He's a Thief!
Good: NOPE!!!

If you saw it you know what I'm talking bout!  Get some smeegle action, ho yeah!  Man that was a good movie, and that guy with the one eye.......
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« Reply #69 on: 12-20-2002 01:36 »

 
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I like that scene in that Adam Sandler Movie where he acts like an idiot with an annoying voice.

You mean Punch-drunk Love? That one was hilarious!
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« Reply #70 on: 12-20-2002 05:09 »

I think he/she meant all of Adam's movies.

Happy- "Where you goin with those clubs punk? (pushes kid to the ground)

Kid- "Mr. Gilmore I'm your caddy!!"

That part is hilarious.

Has anybody ever seen "The Stoned Age?" The scene where Hubbs is throwing Tack out the door is hilarious!!
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« Reply #71 on: 12-20-2002 13:27 »

Little Nicky is funny too.

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« Reply #72 on: 12-20-2002 13:42 »

I think I have Little Nicky on video...
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« Reply #73 on: 12-20-2002 14:12 »

Star Trek IV:

The whale hunters firing their harpoon at the whales and they hit the cloaked Bird of Prey instead.
"Klonk!"
Funniest scene in the entire movie.
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« Reply #74 on: 12-20-2002 14:21 »
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Data singing and playing the console like a piano:
"Life forms......precious lit-tle life forms!!
.....where are you!?!"

From Generations I think?

Edit: Found a link.
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« Reply #75 on: 12-21-2002 15:59 »

 
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Data singing and playing the console like a piano:
"Life forms......precious lit-tle life forms!!
.....where are you!?!"

From Generations I think?


You're right. Btw, Generations was annoying, and not only because Shatner was in it.
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« Reply #76 on: 02-09-2003 17:33 »

I like the whole Dick joke on Austin Powers - The Spy who shagged me the one where Dr Evil's rocket looks like a cock......

does anybody know the whole script to it?

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« Reply #77 on: 02-13-2003 06:54 »

 
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[King Arthur]What do you mean it's a fleshwound..?..I just cut your bloody arm off!!![/KA]



funny stuff.

  laff

but my favourite movie scene would have to be in 'high fidelity' when ian comes into the record store and rob imagines squashing his head with an air-conditioner.

great scene.

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