Funniest movie scenes

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One of the funniest movie scenes I sometimes recall are the scenes in the Police Academy movies where the guy does the sound effects. I'm laughing my head off in PA6 where he's at a comedy club and does the sound of musical instruments.

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::blink blink::
wha?

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Isn't the thread name pretty self-explanatory, Musca....

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I think hes just shocked that anyone can find police academy funny.

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diagnostic got it...

"Why did I take you to all of those police acadamy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing did you?"

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Mr. Creasote

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^
All of you shut up.

I gotta say the Bridge Scene in Monty-Python and the Holy Grail.

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The Tale Of Sir Lancelot, or Sir Robin. Ithankyow

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The French Taunters in same film.

Also, from South Park:

Cartman: "Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?"
Mackey: "Mmm-kay, what?"
Cartman: "What's the big fuckin' deal bitch? ..."
 
Always cracks me up.

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From the South Park movie:
Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I even put that quote in offtopic somewhere...

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On Ali G In The House:

where he drugs everybody in that world peace thing.

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The little differences scene in Pulp Fiction.

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Various scenes in the Monty Python films crack me up. Such as:
"I'm not the messiah so just FUCK OFF!!"
"How shall we 'fuck off' oh lord?"

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These are my favourites:

The tale of Sir Galahad (Castle Anthrax - "it's not a very nice name, oh, but were are nice!), and the constitutional peasant ("I'm 37, I'm not old!" ) from Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

The "Biggus Dickus" scene in Life Of Brian.

Trey Parker's "Eric Cartman psych-out", in BASEketball, plus the premise that a sport should have psych-out's anyway is hilarious!

Practically all of Happy Gilmore - "Suck my white-ass, ball!"

That'll do for now.....

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In Beavis & Butthead Do America:

I have a question - is this a god damn ?

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Trey Parker's "Eric Cartman psych-out", in BASEketball, plus the premise that a sport should have psych-out's anyway is hilarious!

Oh yeah I got that on video, The other Psych-out's I like is "Got Milk" and the bit where Trey pretend to cut his finger off.

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The news I heard about the f-bomb being dropped in the South Park movie a million times on the day before my 14th birthday was a reason why I don't watch South Park.

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Originally posted by Juliet:
 Oh yeah I got that on video, The other Psych-out's I like is "Got Milk" and the bit where Trey pretend to cut his finger off.

More...

"Fucked your sister!"

and...

"Fat lyposuctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass!"

Vastly underrated movie, I love it.

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And the bit where they in the hospital with the little kid. 

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There have been so many.  Just about every scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" cracks me up.  A few others come to mind.

The cemetery scene in "Young Frankenstein":
Dr.: "What a filthy job!"
Igor:  "Oh, I don't know, could be worse"
Dr.:  "How?"
Igor:  "Could be raining" (immediately starts to rain buckets)

The entire soothsayer sequence in A" Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum":
Psuedelous:  "You, sir, are in need of a soothsayer!"
Erroneous:  "How did you know?"
Psuedelous:  "I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't!"
Great scene with three comedy legends in Zero Mostel, Jack Gilford, and Buster Keaton.

Of course, let's not forget the Springtime for Hitler scene in "The Producers".  This scene cannot be described, it must be experienced.

 

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How about the "Battle Of Wits" in The Princess Bride.

"Never get involved in a land war in asia..."

And Billy Crystal.

"He's only mostly dead."

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"Wonderful girl!  Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"

-Han Solo

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The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.

"Inquisition, the Musical" in History of the World, Part I.

The Black Knight, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

And just about everything in The Princess Bride.

Vezzini: No more rhymes, I mean it!
Fezzick: Anybody want a peanut?
Vezzini: ARRRRGHH!!!

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Originally posted by MuscaDomestica:
"Why did I take you to all of those police acadamy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing did you?"

I used to really love Police Academy movies when I was 9 years old...

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Austin Powers vs The Fem bots in the first Austin Powers movie

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The "Springtime for Hitler" song in The Producers 

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As a kid I used to love the bit with the town and the boulders in Labyrinth

And Princess Bride was pretty damn funny too 

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The tale of Sir Lancelot, damn funny. "Sorry, I got carried away." MP&THG

The tale of Sir Robin, "brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin" MP&THG

The tale of Sir Galahad "Let me face peril. No it's too perilous." MP&THG

And pretty much anything else in that movie.

Vast parts of Life of Brian and the ludicrous speed part of Spaceballs.

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Originally posted by Teral:
The tale of Sir Galahad "Let me face peril. No it's too perilous." MP&THG

"Bet you're gay"
"No I'm not!"

 

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The part in spaceballs about instant cassets, they fast-forward to when the casset is at the same moment as the move, so what they do appears on the casset:

Dark Helmet: What the hell am i looking at, when does this happen in the movie?
Guard:Now, you're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DH:What happened to then?
G:We passed that.
DH:When?
G:Just now. We're at now-now.
DH:Go back to then!
G:When?
DH:Now
G:Now?
DH:Now
G:I can't!
DH:Why?
G:We missed it.
DH:When?
G:Just now.
DH:When will then be now?
G:Soon
DH:How soon?
Guard 2:Sir, we've identified their location
DH:Where?
G 2:It's the moon of Vegas
G:Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
DH:WHEN?

Hillarious!

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By Kryten:
Black Knight

I had no idea you were such a huge Martin Lawrence fan.

 

By Nix:
"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"
-Han Solo

Han is a funny bitch.

Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han: It might.

Another unlikely source of funniest movie scenes is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: "No ticket!"

But my favorite funny movie scene is the whole baseball scene at the end of The Naked Gun. I've seen it a million times and it still makes me laugh.

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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
Another unlikely source of funniest movie scenes is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: "No ticket!"

Harrison Ford and Sean Connery are comedy gold.

SC: I'm as human as the next man.
HF: Dad, I was the next man.

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[King Arthur]What do you mean it's a fleshwound..?..I just cut your bloody arm off!!![/KA]

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hehe.

I saw Kung Pow and it wasn't what I expected. They took clips of an old Kung-fu movie and dubbed new voices out of sync (and on purpose) to create a new storyline. Some of it was actually funny.

One of my favorite moments:
(After a battle)
"Tell me, where does it hurt?"
"Pretty much around the big bloody spot."
"OK, I'll get the Neosporin! (breaks into a guitar-riff voice) Nanana-na-na, Neo, Nananana-nanana, Sporin.."

(Lying on the ground)
"Just because I went :choking noises and rolls eyes: doesn't mean I'm dead!"

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I renacted the Black Knight sketch with the music coordinator on a Catholic retreat weekend.
I was the black knight   

"You are indeed brave Sir knight but the fight is mine!"
"Aw, had enough ey?"

 

/edit There was of course the outtakes from Rush Hour 2
Carter (Chris Tucker) talking to Lee (Jackie Chan) with another character whose name escapes me

Carter: We'd like to see that Jackie, wouldn't we like to see that?
*CUT*
Carter: Yeah, we'd like to see that Jackie, wouldn't we like to see that?
*CUT*
Carter: We'd like to see that Jackie, wouldn't we like to see that?
Other Character: His name is LEE goddammit!
Carter: ...We'd like to see that Lee, wouldn't we like to see that?

Another where Jackie is supposed to slide through a slit in a metal bar wall (he manages it in one shot later) only this take he hits the bars and bounces back off them
Helped to his feet one of the stuntmen asks
"You okay Jackie?"
"...Jackie always okay!!!" 

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Another good one in Last Crusade:
Sulah: "Junior, why always this Junior?"
Dr. Jones: "That's his name - Henry Jones Junior"
Indiana: "I like Indiana!"
Dr. Jones: "We named the dog Indiana"
Sulah: "You are named after the dog!?!"

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SC firing at the fighters in the biplane, only shoots up the tail instead by accident.
"Son...I'm afraid they got us!"

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Pretty much any scene in 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'   

King John: Such an interesting name, Latrine. How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th Century.
King John: What, so you changed it to Latrine?
Latrine: Yeah, it used to be Shit-House!

   

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Same thing with Kung-Pow as Just Chris.
"You just broke a thermonerter(ms) in my hands"

Oh I forgot Office Space. One of the funniest movies ever.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.

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Some more good lines from "Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade":

Henry has just smacked Indy's head with a rather heavy piece of ceramic.
Henry: "Sorry about the head but I thought that you were one of them."
Indy: "Dad, they come in through the doors!"
Henry: "Ha, good point."

Henry: "I didn't know you could fly a plane."
Indy: "Fly, yes. Land, no."