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Andrea Huckstep

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« on: 11-22-2002 20:24 »

One of the funniest movie scenes I sometimes recall are the scenes in the Police Academy movies where the guy does the sound effects. I'm laughing my head off in PA6 where he's at a comedy club and does the sound of musical instruments.

"Game over, you lose." Shep Ramsey from Suburban Commando
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #1 on: 11-22-2002 20:50 »

::blink blink::
wha?
Ben

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« Reply #2 on: 11-22-2002 21:34 »

Isn't the thread name pretty self-explanatory, Musca....
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« Reply #3 on: 11-22-2002 21:36 »

I think hes just shocked that anyone can find police academy funny.
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #4 on: 11-22-2002 21:40 »

diagnostic got it...

"Why did I take you to all of those police acadamy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing did you?"
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« Reply #5 on: 11-22-2002 22:57 »

Mr. Creasote
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« Reply #6 on: 11-23-2002 02:02 »

^
All of you shut up.

I gotta say the Bridge Scene in Monty-Python and the Holy Grail.
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« Reply #7 on: 11-23-2002 03:21 »

The Tale Of Sir Lancelot, or Sir Robin. Ithankyow
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« Reply #8 on: 11-23-2002 09:13 »

The French Taunters in same film.

Also, from South Park:

Cartman: "Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?"
Mackey: "Mmm-kay, what?"
Cartman: "What's the big fuckin' deal bitch? ..."
 laff
Always cracks me up.

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ZombieJesus

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« Reply #9 on: 11-23-2002 09:36 »
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From the South Park movie:
Mr. Garrison: I'm sorry Wendy, but I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I even put that quote in offtopic somewhere...


Juliet

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« Reply #10 on: 11-23-2002 11:51 »

On Ali G In The House:

where he drugs everybody in that world peace thing.


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« Reply #11 on: 11-23-2002 11:58 »

The little differences scene in Pulp Fiction.
Impossible

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« Reply #12 on: 11-23-2002 13:34 »

Various scenes in the Monty Python films crack me up. Such as:
"I'm not the messiah so just FUCK OFF!!"
"How shall we 'fuck off' oh lord?"
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« Reply #13 on: 11-23-2002 15:53 »

These are my favourites:

The tale of Sir Galahad (Castle Anthrax - "it's not a very nice name, oh, but were are nice!), and the constitutional peasant ("I'm 37, I'm not old!" ) from Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

The "Biggus Dickus" scene in Life Of Brian.

Trey Parker's "Eric Cartman psych-out", in BASEketball, plus the premise that a sport should have psych-out's anyway is hilarious!

Practically all of Happy Gilmore - "Suck my white-ass, ball!"

That'll do for now.....
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« Reply #14 on: 11-23-2002 16:42 »

In Beavis & Butthead Do America:

I have a question - is this a god damn ?

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« Reply #15 on: 11-23-2002 16:45 »

 
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
Trey Parker's "Eric Cartman psych-out", in BASEketball, plus the premise that a sport should have psych-out's anyway is hilarious!

Oh yeah I got that on video, The other Psych-out's I like is "Got Milk" and the bit where Trey pretend to cut his finger off.

Andrea Huckstep

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« Reply #16 on: 11-23-2002 16:47 »

The news I heard about the f-bomb being dropped in the South Park movie a million times on the day before my 14th birthday was a reason why I don't watch South Park.
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« Reply #17 on: 11-23-2002 17:19 »

 
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 Oh yeah I got that on video, The other Psych-out's I like is "Got Milk" and the bit where Trey pretend to cut his finger off.


More...

"Fucked your sister!"

and...

"Fat lyposuctioned out of Marlon Brando's ass!"

Vastly underrated movie, I love it.
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« Reply #18 on: 11-23-2002 17:24 »

And the bit where they in the hospital with the little kid.  laff
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« Reply #19 on: 11-23-2002 18:11 »

There have been so many.  Just about every scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" cracks me up.  A few others come to mind.

The cemetery scene in "Young Frankenstein":
Dr.: "What a filthy job!"
Igor:  "Oh, I don't know, could be worse"
Dr.:  "How?"
Igor:  "Could be raining" (immediately starts to rain buckets)

The entire soothsayer sequence in A" Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum":
Psuedelous:  "You, sir, are in need of a soothsayer!"
Erroneous:  "How did you know?"
Psuedelous:  "I'd be a fine soothsayer if I didn't!"
Great scene with three comedy legends in Zero Mostel, Jack Gilford, and Buster Keaton.

Of course, let's not forget the Springtime for Hitler scene in "The Producers".  This scene cannot be described, it must be experienced.

  big grin
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« Reply #20 on: 11-23-2002 18:16 »
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How about the "Battle Of Wits" in The Princess Bride.

"Never get involved in a land war in asia..."

And Billy Crystal.

"He's only mostly dead."
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« Reply #21 on: 11-23-2002 18:38 »

"Wonderful girl!  Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"

-Han Solo
Kryten

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« Reply #22 on: 11-23-2002 20:11 »

The campfire scene in Blazing Saddles.

"Inquisition, the Musical" in History of the World, Part I.

The Black Knight, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

And just about everything in The Princess Bride.

Vezzini: No more rhymes, I mean it!
Fezzick: Anybody want a peanut?
Vezzini: ARRRRGHH!!!
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« Reply #23 on: 11-23-2002 20:17 »

 
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Originally posted by MuscaDomestica:
"Why did I take you to all of those police acadamy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anyone laughing did you?"

I used to really love Police Academy movies when I was 9 years old...

Juliet

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« Reply #24 on: 11-23-2002 20:37 »

Austin Powers vs The Fem bots in the first Austin Powers movie
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« Reply #25 on: 11-24-2002 09:47 »

The "Springtime for Hitler" song in The Producers  laff
Zed 85

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« Reply #26 on: 11-24-2002 10:35 »

As a kid I used to love the bit with the town and the boulders in Labyrinth

And Princess Bride was pretty damn funny too  big grin
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« Reply #27 on: 11-24-2002 12:21 »
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The tale of Sir Lancelot, damn funny. "Sorry, I got carried away." MP&THG

The tale of Sir Robin, "brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin" MP&THG

The tale of Sir Galahad "Let me face peril. No it's too perilous." MP&THG

And pretty much anything else in that movie.

Vast parts of Life of Brian and the ludicrous speed part of Spaceballs.

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« Reply #28 on: 11-24-2002 16:24 »

 
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The tale of Sir Galahad "Let me face peril. No it's too perilous." MP&THG

"Bet you're gay"
"No I'm not!"

 laff
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« Reply #29 on: 11-24-2002 18:19 »

The part in spaceballs about instant cassets, they fast-forward to when the casset is at the same moment as the move, so what they do appears on the casset:

Dark Helmet: What the hell am i looking at, when does this happen in the movie?
Guard:Now, you're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
DH:What happened to then?
G:We passed that.
DH:When?
G:Just now. We're at now-now.
DH:Go back to then!
G:When?
DH:Now
G:Now?
DH:Now
G:I can't!
DH:Why?
G:We missed it.
DH:When?
G:Just now.
DH:When will then be now?
G:Soon
DH:How soon?
Guard 2:Sir, we've identified their location
DH:Where?
G 2:It's the moon of Vegas
G:Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
DH:WHEN?

Hillarious!
FishyJoe

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« Reply #30 on: 11-25-2002 01:25 »

 
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Black Knight

I had no idea you were such a huge Martin Lawrence fan.

 
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"Wonderful girl! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"
-Han Solo

Han is a funny bitch.

Leia: Would it help if I got out and pushed?
Han: It might.

Another unlikely source of funniest movie scenes is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: "No ticket!"

But my favorite funny movie scene is the whole baseball scene at the end of The Naked Gun. I've seen it a million times and it still makes me laugh.
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« Reply #31 on: 11-25-2002 01:39 »
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Another unlikely source of funniest movie scenes is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade: "No ticket!"

Harrison Ford and Sean Connery are comedy gold.

SC: I'm as human as the next man.
HF: Dad, I was the next man.

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


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« Reply #32 on: 11-25-2002 02:22 »
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[King Arthur]What do you mean it's a fleshwound..?..I just cut your bloody arm off!!![/KA]

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« Reply #33 on: 11-25-2002 11:59 »

hehe.

I saw Kung Pow and it wasn't what I expected. They took clips of an old Kung-fu movie and dubbed new voices out of sync (and on purpose) to create a new storyline. Some of it was actually funny.

One of my favorite moments:
(After a battle)
"Tell me, where does it hurt?"
"Pretty much around the big bloody spot."
"OK, I'll get the Neosporin! (breaks into a guitar-riff voice) Nanana-na-na, Neo, Nananana-nanana, Sporin.."

(Lying on the ground)
"Just because I went :choking noises and rolls eyes: doesn't mean I'm dead!"
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« Reply #34 on: 11-25-2002 12:21 »
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I renacted the Black Knight sketch with the music coordinator on a Catholic retreat weekend.
I was the black knight   big grin

"You are indeed brave Sir knight but the fight is mine!"
"Aw, had enough ey?"

  big grin

/edit There was of course the outtakes from Rush Hour 2
Carter (Chris Tucker) talking to Lee (Jackie Chan) with another character whose name escapes me

Carter: We'd like to see that Jackie, wouldn't we like to see that?
*CUT*
Carter: Yeah, we'd like to see that Jackie, wouldn't we like to see that?
*CUT*
Carter: We'd like to see that Jackie, wouldn't we like to see that?
Other Character: His name is LEE goddammit!
Carter: ...We'd like to see that Lee, wouldn't we like to see that?

Another where Jackie is supposed to slide through a slit in a metal bar wall (he manages it in one shot later) only this take he hits the bars and bounces back off them
Helped to his feet one of the stuntmen asks
"You okay Jackie?"
"...Jackie always okay!!!big grin
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« Reply #35 on: 11-25-2002 12:23 »

Another good one in Last Crusade:
Sulah: "Junior, why always this Junior?"
Dr. Jones: "That's his name - Henry Jones Junior"
Indiana: "I like Indiana!"
Dr. Jones: "We named the dog Indiana"
Sulah: "You are named after the dog!?!"
Zed 85

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« Reply #36 on: 11-25-2002 12:38 »

SC firing at the fighters in the biplane, only shoots up the tail instead by accident.
"Son...I'm afraid they got us!"
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« Reply #37 on: 11-25-2002 13:53 »
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Pretty much any scene in 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights'   big grin

King John: Such an interesting name, Latrine. How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th Century.
King John: What, so you changed it to Latrine?
Latrine: Yeah, it used to be Shit-House!

   laff
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« Reply #38 on: 11-25-2002 16:44 »
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Same thing with Kung-Pow as Just Chris.
"You just broke a thermonerter(ms) in my hands"

Oh I forgot Office Space. One of the funniest movies ever.

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Teral

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« Reply #39 on: 11-25-2002 17:20 »
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Some more good lines from "Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade":

Henry has just smacked Indy's head with a rather heavy piece of ceramic.
Henry: "Sorry about the head but I thought that you were one of them."
Indy: "Dad, they come in through the doors!"
Henry: "Ha, good point."

Henry: "I didn't know you could fly a plane."
Indy: "Fly, yes. Land, no."

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