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Nefnar

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« Reply #40 on: 10-20-2002 00:31 »
« Last Edit on: 10-20-2002 00:31 »

 45. Show to him his own face in a mirror.
makes a TOTPCLINTOND

Clinton shake it!!

evan

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« Reply #41 on: 10-20-2002 01:07 »

What, is Clinton trying to pop his leg out of its joint or something?   confused
Nurdbot

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« Reply #42 on: 10-20-2002 02:07 »

Feed them kittens untill they choke.

Take THAT Venus.
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #43 on: 10-20-2002 08:51 »

47: Dragonball characters vs. Akira
Nefnar

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« Reply #44 on: 10-20-2002 10:02 »

Clinton is dancing.
I am broking his leg (malevolant laugh)
Mwuahahahahahaha
Marcet_Returns

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« Reply #45 on: 10-20-2002 10:32 »

48: Lock them all up in a pokeball and then set it on fire, making the metal melt, and the characters too  smile

49: Bite them all when your rabid and decaying
Nurdbot

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« Reply #46 on: 10-21-2002 01:44 »

50:Give them Byrus sandwich.
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #47 on: 10-23-2002 12:21 »

51: Force them to eat plutonium, then drown them in a pool of sulphuric acid.

Post # 20000 in this section  big grin

evan

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« Reply #48 on: 10-23-2002 18:15 »

52. When Trunks and Goten are preparing for the Fusion, just run up and suckerpunch Trunks, destroying the whole ordeal and foiling 'Earth's last hope.'

Go Majin Buu! Beat those kids! Death to those who don't like DBZ!

  big grin
Kryten

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« Reply #49 on: 10-23-2002 18:59 »

Well, we learned the answer today...

evan

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« Reply #50 on: 10-23-2002 19:48 »

Yay! I've converted Kryten!
Jeremy

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« Reply #51 on: 10-23-2002 20:02 »

53. Send 'em to Indiana.
diagnostic

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« Reply #52 on: 10-23-2002 20:20 »

54. Drop a giant anvil on their heads.
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #53 on: 10-24-2002 00:15 »

Most of these teqniques will work because they JUST STAND THERE WHILE the Villan talks about killing them... itiotic
Nurdbot

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« Reply #54 on: 10-24-2002 01:27 »

55.Stick Plasters (BandAids) on them.They'd go insane trying to get them off.
evan

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« Reply #55 on: 10-24-2002 01:32 »

 
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Originally posted by MuscaDomestica:
Most of these teqniques will work because they JUST STAND THERE WHILE the Villan talks about killing them... itiotic

No, they're just very curteous people. Their mothers taught them proper ettiquette and manners. Unlike the lot of you.
  up yours
Jeremy

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« Reply #56 on: 10-24-2002 01:33 »

Wrong thread, dickhead.  tongue
Zed 85

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« Reply #57 on: 10-24-2002 04:55 »

56. Distract them with someone who's threatening to kill them then just pop their heads off with a harpoon gun. Very wude, but then, coming up with many ways of killing people by sticking them in vats of acid isn't that polite.  tongue
The-L

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« Reply #58 on: 10-24-2002 05:55 »

45. kill them
The-L

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« Reply #59 on: 10-24-2002 05:57 »

anyone know juliet?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #60 on: 10-24-2002 08:24 »

57.Set 'The Noid' on them.
Kryten

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« Reply #61 on: 10-24-2002 15:55 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:
Yay! I've converted Kryten!

Ive been a closet DBZ watcher for a while now. I like the original DB much better though, it's just completely screwed up. Like, what is the deal with "Penguin Village" and that guy who gets superpowers from prunes and the little girl who wants to feed people smiling turds? That is just WEIRD...
evan

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« Reply #62 on: 10-24-2002 17:45 »
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From what I know, that's a little crossover with Akira Toryiama's other series, that which was not as successful as DB.

But, yeah, DB is perhaps the strangest television program.

Edit: Yes! General Blue's going to attack that annoying girl with a knife!

Strangest series ever.
Teral

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« Reply #63 on: 10-24-2002 18:02 »

58: Turn the tv off.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #64 on: 10-25-2002 01:24 »

59:Go to bed.

When you wake up they will my gone.
evan

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« Reply #65 on: 10-25-2002 01:46 »

Sadly, that stupid girl managed to escape from General Blue. Nor was the stupid happy village destroyed in any manner. Fuck.

Do you know what the Red Ribbon Army needs? A fuckin' zeppelin. All great armies have zeppelins. They're just so fearsome, and slow, and big...in short, zeppelins are scary.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #66 on: 10-25-2002 08:26 »

60.Land a Zeppelin on them.

Just for you mate.
evan

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« Reply #67 on: 10-25-2002 16:47 »

Yay! Go zeppelins!

(Domo arigato, Mr. Nurdboto).
Zed 85

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« Reply #68 on: 10-25-2002 17:45 »
« Last Edit on: 10-25-2002 17:45 »

[Peter Sellers]Ooooooh, it's a Zelipin, Capitan![/PS]

Sorry, that's an old favourite quote of mine!   big grin
Nurdbot

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« Reply #69 on: 10-27-2002 16:06 »

61:make them eat Spam.
Just Chris

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« Reply #70 on: 10-27-2002 16:09 »

62: With those gaudy 80's clothes that the characters wear at peacetime, they can get pummeled anywhere on the street now.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #71 on: 10-27-2002 16:56 »

63:Make them act in a playschool play.
Kryten

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« Reply #72 on: 10-27-2002 17:56 »

 
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Originally posted by Just Chris:
62: With those gaudy 80's clothes that the characters wear at peacetime, they can get pummeled anywhere on the street now.

Gotta love Yamcha's yellow leisure suit.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #73 on: 10-28-2002 02:16 »

Yeah.

64:Put them all the microwave for fifteen minutes.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #74 on: 10-28-2002 09:50 »

65: Send a gulf war veteran and his 17 year old son after them with a .223 rifle.
evan

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« Reply #75 on: 10-28-2002 16:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
 Gotta love Yamcha's yellow leisure suit.

Or Master Roshi's polygon patterned Hawaiian shirts...
Nurdbot

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« Reply #76 on: 10-28-2002 16:08 »

66:Strap them to chairs ala 'A clockwork Orange' and make them watch the 1960-1970's Hanna Barbra toons.
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« Reply #77 on: 10-28-2002 16:13 »

67: Spam them to death. With useless threads like this crammed down their throats, they'd die of lack of bandwidth.
Guy

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« Reply #78 on: 10-28-2002 16:21 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
66:Strap them to chairs ala 'A clockwork Orange' and make them watch the 1960-1970's Hanna Barbra toons.

68: Strap them to a chair and make them watch Pokemon.

This is what you came from....
No! No!

Semper Fudge!
Nurdbot

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« Reply #79 on: 10-28-2002 16:23 »

69:Make them star in a low budget cheesey Horror Movie like Haloween High.
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