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Nurdbot

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« on: 10-12-2002 07:50 »

1.Shoot him in the head while the/it is 'Powering up'
2.Tell them that Spandex is so 80's.

ZombieJesus

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« Reply #1 on: 10-12-2002 08:42 »

3: Just shoot them in the head with a Dirty Harry style handcannon at point blank range, while they try to impress you with their flashy auras.
Hmm. Too close  to number one. Sorry.
4: While they 're sleeping, hit them on the head with a baseballbat that has barbwire wound around it.
Speli

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« Reply #2 on: 10-12-2002 09:42 »

5. Nuclear air-strike?
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #3 on: 10-12-2002 10:11 »

5. "If you blow up your friends I will make you the most powerful being in the Universe!" This will at least kill Vegita and he might take some others down with him

6. "Hey look over there" and point behind them, then you can shoot them...

7. Take another god like character from an anime to make it so they never existed or turn them into liquid.

8. Destroy a Dragon Ball, they will die sooner or later and now they can't come back!

9. Call Cthulhu watch the fun!
Lesotho_Leela

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« Reply #4 on: 10-12-2002 11:10 »
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10: Tell the producers that the show has been axed.
Just Chris

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« Reply #5 on: 10-12-2002 12:25 »

11. Tell Goku his son is gay. That'll take care of those little SOB's.  big grin
Nurdbot

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« Reply #6 on: 10-12-2002 16:10 »

12.Lock them in the room with Will young.
Lesotho_Leela

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« Reply #7 on: 10-12-2002 16:59 »

14: Eat their tender flesh....
evan

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« Reply #8 on: 10-12-2002 18:41 »

 
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Originally posted by MuscaDomestica: 8. Destroy a Dragon Ball, they will die sooner or later and now they can't come back!

Hate to be the fan-boy here, but it's impossible to destroy a Dragonball. That's the whole point.

Oh, and most of this stuff you mentioned isn't going to work.   big grin A lot of it has been tried, and failed.

(Hey, somebody's got to stick up for the show, don't they?)
M5438

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« Reply #9 on: 10-12-2002 19:02 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:
 Hate to be the fan-boy here, but it's impossible to destroy a Dragonball. That's the whole point.

So?  Collect them and wish them into non-existence.

Better yet, wish the target character's soul destroyed, thus killing him forever.
Speli

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« Reply #10 on: 10-12-2002 19:02 »

This thread sucks...I mean, really, who likes DBZ? And whoever here does should have their brain lacered...
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #11 on: 10-12-2002 19:34 »

Actually I kind of like Dragon Ball, it can be funny. There are many other anime series that I watch but I like DB, (not DBZ mind you)

15. Just use psionics...
Kryten

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« Reply #12 on: 10-12-2002 21:49 »

16. Have one of them run afoul of Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny NEVER loses.
evan

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« Reply #13 on: 10-13-2002 00:39 »

Earth to this thread, important message...

"I hate you"

-evan

17) Impose a time-limit on all dramatic monologues. If it's over 3 minutes, then your life is over.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #14 on: 10-13-2002 01:32 »

18:Give the show more plot and less action.POP!!
Kryten

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« Reply #15 on: 10-13-2002 02:49 »

19. Or send in the Grimace. Nothing can kill the Grimace.
Jeremy

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« Reply #16 on: 10-13-2002 03:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Speli:
This thread sucks...I mean, really, who likes DBZ? And whoever here does should have their brain lacered...

Said the They Might Be Giants fan.

20. Sit on them.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #17 on: 10-13-2002 03:43 »

Much related to Kryten's . . .

21.  Have them run afoul of any American superhero.  Our guys barely bleed, much less die.
Jayz

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« Reply #18 on: 10-13-2002 03:51 »

22: Stop making hem.

*prays to god*
M5438

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« Reply #19 on: 10-13-2002 04:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Jeremy:
 Said the They Might Be Giants fan.

You with your TMBG hating.  up yours

23.  Send Triangle Man after them.  When he fights, he wins.  That's all there is to it.  smile
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« Reply #20 on: 10-13-2002 04:16 »

I can't think up any thing, perhaps I should go and find the how to kill Cubert and Fox exec threads for ideas  tongue
Zed 85

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« Reply #21 on: 10-13-2002 05:11 »

24. Take an eraser to them...
25. Invent some other bloody crazy shit and destroy them that way.
Guy

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« Reply #22 on: 10-13-2002 05:13 »

DBZ, the new Pokemon.
26: Change the channel.
Lesotho_Leela

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« Reply #23 on: 10-13-2002 09:06 »

27: Put a complete ban on horribly hackneyed puns.
Speli

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« Reply #24 on: 10-13-2002 10:48 »

 
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Originally posted by M5438:
 You with your TMBG hating.   up yours

23.  Send Triangle Man after them.  When he fights, he wins.  That's all there is to it.   smile

28. Or unleash the shoehorn with teeth on him...
29. Air strike of Pencil rain  wink
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« Reply #25 on: 10-13-2002 13:36 »
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DAISY CHOPPERS AWAY!

30: Set Ahmet Zappa on 'em.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #26 on: 10-13-2002 13:45 »

31:Make them Listen to Techno Music.
32:Send them to a Rave.
Just Chris

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« Reply #27 on: 10-17-2002 20:36 »

Hey, techno music rocks! Pity you're from Europe and don't like it! I'm guessing that to you, it's Europe's version of pop music...

33. Expose them to the Saiyan equivalent of kryptonite.
Zed 85

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« Reply #28 on: 10-18-2002 04:35 »

34. Stop watching them.

"Just don't look, just don't look etc"
...and then they die
BendingUnit1141

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« Reply #29 on: 10-18-2002 07:07 »

35. Rip them up into tiny little shreds..
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« Reply #30 on: 10-18-2002 12:52 »

36.  Get the animators to kill themselves by telling them their characters look like crap.
Kryten

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« Reply #31 on: 10-18-2002 13:50 »

37. Take away their hair gel. They'll kill themselves out of depression.
evan

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« Reply #32 on: 10-18-2002 15:14 »

38. Just run up and clock them while they're getting ready for their biggest attack.

(Which Super Buu actually does on numerous occasions. Yesterday, he just ran up and hit Trunks while Trunks was getting ready to fuse with Goten, causing him to start whining about 'a fair fight'.   laff )
Guy

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« Reply #33 on: 10-18-2002 15:25 »

Sore loser....
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #34 on: 10-18-2002 16:00 »
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39: Set their hair on fire.
M5438

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« Reply #35 on: 10-18-2002 17:41 »

40.  Double-barreled shotgun loaded with depleted-uranium slugs . . . . in the back . . . . when they're not looking and can't dodge.  (I don't care how fast you are.  Bullets are still faster than sound.  If you don't know it's coming, you won't be able to dodge.)
ZombieJesus

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« Reply #36 on: 10-18-2002 18:25 »

41:
Poke them in all their eyes, even if they have 3 or more. Then kick them in the nuts, pour kerosene over them and set them on fire. Next, push them off a cliff and throw some huge rocks on them.
Teral

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« Reply #37 on: 10-18-2002 19:00 »

42: slay both story writers in a gory bloodfest.
Kryten

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« Reply #38 on: 10-19-2002 20:14 »

43: When Goku's stuffing his face, spike his food with horse laxative. He'll shit his guts out.
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« Reply #39 on: 10-19-2002 22:21 »
« Last Edit on: 10-19-2002 22:21 »

44. strap explosives to them and then lock them in a room with every single anime character in existence and watch the fun begin!
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