101 ways to kill a DBZ Character

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1.Shoot him in the head while the/it is 'Powering up'
2.Tell them that Spandex is so 80's.

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3: Just shoot them in the head with a Dirty Harry style handcannon at point blank range, while they try to impress you with their flashy auras.
Hmm. Too close  to number one. Sorry.
4: While they 're sleeping, hit them on the head with a baseballbat that has barbwire wound around it.

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5. Nuclear air-strike?

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5. "If you blow up your friends I will make you the most powerful being in the Universe!" This will at least kill Vegita and he might take some others down with him

6. "Hey look over there" and point behind them, then you can shoot them...

7. Take another god like character from an anime to make it so they never existed or turn them into liquid.

8. Destroy a Dragon Ball, they will die sooner or later and now they can't come back!

9. Call Cthulhu watch the fun!

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10: Tell the producers that the show has been axed.

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11. Tell Goku his son is gay. That'll take care of those little SOB's. 

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12.Lock them in the room with Will young.

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14: Eat their tender flesh....

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Originally posted by MuscaDomestica: 8. Destroy a Dragon Ball, they will die sooner or later and now they can't come back!

Hate to be the fan-boy here, but it's impossible to destroy a Dragonball. That's the whole point.

Oh, and most of this stuff you mentioned isn't going to work.    A lot of it has been tried, and failed.

(Hey, somebody's got to stick up for the show, don't they?)

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Originally posted by evan:
 Hate to be the fan-boy here, but it's impossible to destroy a Dragonball. That's the whole point.

So?  Collect them and wish them into non-existence.

Better yet, wish the target character's soul destroyed, thus killing him forever.

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This thread sucks...I mean, really, who likes DBZ? And whoever here does should have their brain lacered...

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Actually I kind of like Dragon Ball, it can be funny. There are many other anime series that I watch but I like DB, (not DBZ mind you)

15. Just use psionics...

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16. Have one of them run afoul of Bugs Bunny. Bugs Bunny NEVER loses.

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Earth to this thread, important message...

"I hate you"

-evan

17) Impose a time-limit on all dramatic monologues. If it's over 3 minutes, then your life is over.

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18:Give the show more plot and less action.POP!!

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19. Or send in the Grimace. Nothing can kill the Grimace.

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Originally posted by Speli:
This thread sucks...I mean, really, who likes DBZ? And whoever here does should have their brain lacered...

Said the They Might Be Giants fan.

20. Sit on them.

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Much related to Kryten's . . .

21.  Have them run afoul of any American superhero.  Our guys barely bleed, much less die.

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22: Stop making hem.

*prays to god*

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Originally posted by Jeremy:
 Said the They Might Be Giants fan.

You with your TMBG hating. 

23.  Send Triangle Man after them.  When he fights, he wins.  That's all there is to it. 

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I can't think up any thing, perhaps I should go and find the how to kill Cubert and Fox exec threads for ideas 

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24. Take an eraser to them...
25. Invent some other bloody crazy shit and destroy them that way.

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DBZ, the new Pokemon.
26: Change the channel.

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27: Put a complete ban on horribly hackneyed puns.

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Originally posted by M5438:
 You with your TMBG hating.   

23.  Send Triangle Man after them.  When he fights, he wins.  That's all there is to it.   

28. Or unleash the shoehorn with teeth on him...
29. Air strike of Pencil rain 

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DAISY CHOPPERS AWAY!

30: Set Ahmet Zappa on 'em.

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31:Make them Listen to Techno Music.
32:Send them to a Rave.

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Hey, techno music rocks! Pity you're from Europe and don't like it! I'm guessing that to you, it's Europe's version of pop music...

33. Expose them to the Saiyan equivalent of kryptonite.

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34. Stop watching them.

"Just don't look, just don't look etc"
...and then they die

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35. Rip them up into tiny little shreds..

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36.  Get the animators to kill themselves by telling them their characters look like crap.

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37. Take away their hair gel. They'll kill themselves out of depression.

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38. Just run up and clock them while they're getting ready for their biggest attack.

(Which Super Buu actually does on numerous occasions. Yesterday, he just ran up and hit Trunks while Trunks was getting ready to fuse with Goten, causing him to start whining about 'a fair fight'.    )

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Sore loser....

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39: Set their hair on fire.

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40.  Double-barreled shotgun loaded with depleted-uranium slugs . . . . in the back . . . . when they're not looking and can't dodge.  (I don't care how fast you are.  Bullets are still faster than sound.  If you don't know it's coming, you won't be able to dodge.)

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41:
Poke them in all their eyes, even if they have 3 or more. Then kick them in the nuts, pour kerosene over them and set them on fire. Next, push them off a cliff and throw some huge rocks on them.

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42: slay both story writers in a gory bloodfest.

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43: When Goku's stuffing his face, spike his food with horse laxative. He'll shit his guts out.

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44. strap explosives to them and then lock them in a room with every single anime character in existence and watch the fun begin!