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Melllvar

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« on: 10-12-2002 06:13 »
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Born out of a conversation at work yesterday:

Dubbing:  Don't you just hate it when you're watching your favourite film, and it's comes to the obligatory obsenity, and it's dubbed out by some no-mark actor (usually English) - ITV are particularly bad cuprits for this. 

So, what's the best/worst piece of censorship dubbing you've heard? - list them here.

Worst:

DIE HARD - ITV
Bruce Willis: Yippeekiyay motherfucker!
Dubbed: Yippeekiyay Kimo-Sabe!

ALIENS - ITV
Bill Paxton: Well, whoopee-fuckin-doo!
Dubbed: Well, whoopee for her!

Best:

MIDNIGHT RUN - BBC
Dennis Farina: I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fuckin' pencil.
Dubbed: I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a broken pencil.
Impossible

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« Reply #1 on: 10-12-2002 06:27 »

Not as much as dubbing, but when Channel 4 showed American Pie (which I had seen before) they changed the way that Jim made love to that apple pie and it wasn't as funny.
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« Reply #2 on: 10-12-2002 06:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Impossible:
Not as much as dubbing, but when Channel 4 showed American Pie (which I had seen before) they changed the way that Jim made love to that apple pie and it wasn't as funny.

That to clean version that Channel 4 showed. where Jim humps the pie standing up. On the uncut version (Which I have on video), you see Jim humping the pie while he lying on the table.

Now I wonder if American Pie 2 going to be on channel 4 in the future? would it be less lesbains sceenes?


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« Reply #3 on: 10-12-2002 06:49 »

 
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Originally posted by Impossible:
Not as much as dubbing, but when Channel 4 showed American Pie (which I had seen before) they changed the way that Jim made love to that apple pie and it wasn't as funny.
That is odd, C4 boasts about showing the least cut version of films after nine  hmpf
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« Reply #4 on: 10-12-2002 09:22 »

Diverting ...
but only slightly, MTV can be quite amusing when editing videos
Pink's video for Just like a Pill contains the line 'tried to call the nurse, but she's just a little bitch' in the video she's just a little switch ! Not only a bad edit, but also nonsense.
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« Reply #5 on: 10-12-2002 09:32 »

Ooh, ooh:  There's the Meat Loaf one, "I'll do anything for love....."

Line: "Sex and drums and rock and roll"
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« Reply #6 on: 10-12-2002 10:54 »

Gah! Never had sex with drums?
Ben

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« Reply #7 on: 10-12-2002 11:03 »

As opposed to having sex with drugs...

That's taking your love for your bong just too damn far.
Just Chris

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« Reply #8 on: 10-12-2002 12:23 »

Wow, drugs is that bad of a word? I hardly noticed o_O
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« Reply #9 on: 10-12-2002 12:43 »

With Pink's song "Get the Party Started" they had to change the "ass" to "ends" and it sounds crap. But with "Just like a Pill" they didn't edit the "bitch" part. I thought they would.
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« Reply #10 on: 10-12-2002 21:34 »

Whenever they used to play Tom Petty's "You Don't Know How it Feels (to Be Me)", they always edited the line "Let's roll another joint" so that it made no sense.
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« Reply #11 on: 10-12-2002 22:19 »

"Rushmore" as seen on comedy central...

"handjob"
becomes
"backrub"

best dub ever
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« Reply #12 on: 10-12-2002 22:23 »

Eddie Murphy in all the Beverly Hills Cop movies:

"Get the fuck outta here!!"
becomes:
"Get outta here!"

"Live forever or die trying."
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« Reply #13 on: 10-12-2002 22:38 »

I could go for a backrub right about now.

Pink needs to go away.
evan

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« Reply #14 on: 10-13-2002 00:37 »

"Forget this! Forget this whole thread!"
Zed 85

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« Reply #15 on: 10-13-2002 05:19 »

Bah, horrendous Futurama snips are too fresh in my mind to think about ones I've seen in Movies.  mad

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« Reply #16 on: 10-13-2002 05:42 »

MindWarp

This makes no fucking sense!
Becomes
This makes no bit of sense!
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« Reply #17 on: 10-13-2002 06:18 »

me, myself and irene

actual: "what are you staring at, fucker"
dubbed: "what are you staring at, four-eyes"

not sure where i saw that, might have been the trailer.
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« Reply #18 on: 10-13-2002 21:17 »

Trading Places (ITV again)

Eddie Murphy: Get the fuck out!
Dubbed: Get...........out!
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« Reply #19 on: 10-13-2002 21:38 »

I just watched con-air on USA, and they even cut out d---...It looked like they were trying to make facial expressions and then move on to the next sentence...
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« Reply #20 on: 10-14-2002 17:49 »

 
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Originally posted by VelourFog:
"Rushmore" as seen on comedy central...

"handjob"
becomes
"backrub"

best dub ever

Teehee, I agree. Also "finger" becomes "fondle".

And in Lake Placid, Betty White's "if I had a dick, this is the part where I'd tell you to suck it" turns into "if I had a donkey, this is the part where I'd tell you to kiss it". Classy.
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« Reply #21 on: 10-14-2002 17:56 »

In Back to the Future Part Two:
"Holy Shit"
becomes
"Holy Jes"
but it was with a terrible voiceover who voice sounds completely different.
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« Reply #22 on: 10-14-2002 18:04 »

Ah yes, to live in a censor-free country.  tongue

But do go on people, they're funny to read.
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