Originally posted by Impossible:
I've just found my favourite episode of Red Dwarf VII on tape, so I'm watching it now. It's called "Blue" - the one where Lister misses Rimmer.
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer...
If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless come what may,
Without him the mission would go astray,
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer,
He's handsome, trim and no-one's slimmer,
He will never need a zimmer,
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
More reliable then a garden strimmer,
He's never been mistaken for your grinner (?)
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer,
Master of the wit and the reparty,
His command of space directives is uncanny,
How come he's such a genious don't ask me,
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
He's also a fantastic swimmer,
And if you play your cards right,
Then he may just come round for dinner.
Funny stuff, especially with the video!