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Just Chris

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« on: 08-05-2002 19:13 »

Bah, it's been a while since I started a new topic. Here goes: name the most memorable freeze-fram gags you seen on The Simpsons. My personal favorite: "Join the Army...and see the opposing army!"
Shadowstar

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« Reply #1 on: 08-05-2002 20:46 »

I really like that scene in "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" where Homer is eating chips and every time he takes one out, one puppy jumps up and eats it. That was hilarious.
Nixorbo

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« Reply #2 on: 08-05-2002 20:52 »

Yvan eht nioj.
Kryten

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« Reply #3 on: 08-05-2002 22:58 »

The rake scene.
Joe25

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« Reply #4 on: 08-06-2002 01:16 »

mmmmmm 64 slices of American Cheese...
Speli

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« Reply #5 on: 08-06-2002 01:23 »

Grimy: You idiot! You almost drank that beaker of acid!
Homer: Oh, your right! Boy would my face've been red...heh heh heh...
Grimy: Stop laughing you imbicile!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #6 on: 08-06-2002 01:34 »

Two of my favorite gags are the Joey-Jo-Jo gag from "The Last Temptation of Homer" and the Guy Incognito bit from "Fear of Flying".
Nurdbot

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« Reply #7 on: 08-06-2002 02:09 »

Ah,The Old Cigar Halucinations
Ben

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« Reply #8 on: 08-06-2002 03:19 »
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I love Willy's tractor mockingly laughing at Bart when the cover thing pops off.

And also in the radioactive man movie ep: "The goggles, they do nothing!"
Ninaka

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« Reply #9 on: 08-06-2002 03:31 »

Zee goggles! Zey do nosthing!!
Ben

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« Reply #10 on: 08-06-2002 03:36 »

Yeah, what she said. ^

Bart's april fools joke is also great...

"April f..." (explosion)
Ninaka

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« Reply #11 on: 08-06-2002 03:57 »

Pretzels. Repeat, we need pretzels!

heheh
Yeah i like that april fools too

Can't think of any right now on my own, but I'm sure i'll get back here  tongue
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« Reply #12 on: 08-06-2002 06:51 »

Man gets hit in the groin by a football  tongue
aslate

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« Reply #13 on: 08-06-2002 06:56 »

Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs,
what kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks,
Tough kids, mini(?) kids, even kids with chicken pox
Just Chris

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« Reply #14 on: 08-06-2002 15:32 »

Bart admires Homer for being a mono-thinie guy.
Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #15 on: 08-06-2002 15:36 »

...Why did I have the Bowl Bart Why did I have the bowl!
Speli

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« Reply #16 on: 08-06-2002 15:37 »

Vince McBaine's first comercial, though I forgot how it went...something like the Oscar mayer song:
(Little vince in his lederhosen, sitting on a dock, fishing in one hand, weenie on a stick in the other) Mine bratwurst has a first name, it's - - - - - - - - , mine bratwurst has a second name it's - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -...

If anyone knows how that song went, please tell me...
Kryten

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« Reply #17 on: 08-06-2002 15:56 »

"Meine bratwurst has a first name, it'z F-R-I-T-Z, mein bratwurst has a second name it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N..."
BarneyBurnham

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« Reply #18 on: 08-06-2002 16:09 »

"Do not touch willy, good advice."
BarneyBurnham

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« Reply #19 on: 08-06-2002 16:12 »

 
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...Why did I have the Bowl Bart Why did I have the bowl!

That joke really did nothing for me. Worst joke ever.

Teral

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« Reply #20 on: 08-06-2002 16:23 »

Since the rake scene from Cape Feare is taken, I have to think of some new ones:

Millhouse: "Trab pu kcip. Trab pu kcip."

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« Reply #21 on: 08-06-2002 16:43 »

The Shining Parady
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #22 on: 08-06-2002 16:58 »

The Sound of Thunder parady was great as well, they should do more Tree House of Horror eps based after Twilight Zone episodes and Bradbury short stories
BarneyBurnham

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« Reply #23 on: 08-06-2002 17:04 »

I thought almost all of the Tree House of Horror episodes are based on Twight Zone episodes...
bartman

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« Reply #24 on: 08-06-2002 17:16 »

I loved the jeoy jo jo gag from last temptation of homer, and from lisa the vegitarian, were mr burns say to smithers: im thinking of giving 1 million pound's to charity,...WHEN PIG'S FLY!
then homer's pig from the barbeque flly's bye, really hilarious!
haleys_comet

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« Reply #25 on: 08-06-2002 22:04 »

Homer: Sunrise, sunset, sunrisesunsetsunrise sunsetsunrisesunsetsunrise*BOOM*.
Actaully I like that whole strange land bit.

Also in Jaws Wired Shut the Popeye gag was very well done and hilarious.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #26 on: 08-06-2002 23:25 »

"Lousy Smarch weather."
Guy

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« Reply #27 on: 08-08-2002 14:55 »

*Homer is eating rancid food*

Oh, stomach churning. Bowels clenching. Not much time. *Eats some more* Must finish. *Keeps eating*
Kryten

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« Reply #28 on: 08-08-2002 15:57 »

Homer "docks" with the potato chip, in "Deep Space Homer".
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #29 on: 08-08-2002 16:16 »

Guy, don't forget what happened afterwards


Homer: Your old meat made me sick!

Apu: Oh, I'm so sorry.  [gets a pail of shrimp] Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp?

Homer: [holds one up, sniffs it] This shrimp isn't frozen!  And it smells funny.

Apu: OK, ten pounds.

Homer: Woo hoo!
[Cut to ambulance]

Who could forget,
DENTAL PLAIN Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN Lisa needs braces DENTAL PLAN....
Teral

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« Reply #30 on: 08-08-2002 16:50 »
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IN "Trash of the Titans" when Homer is dumping all the Love-day crap in the dumbster, Sir Loves-A-Lot pokes his head up and every time Homer stomps on it.

Sir Loves-A-Lot: "I love you." [stomp] "I love you." [stomp] "I love.." [stomp] "I lo.." [stomp] "Lov.." [stomp] "lo.." [stomp, stomp, stomp]   laff

From the same episode, I really love the part when the town have begged Ray Patterson to come back as sanitation commisioner.

Ray Patterson: "Oh gosh! You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made! You're screwed!! Thank you, bye!"

Don't confuse not caring with not knowing!
BarneyBurnham

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« Reply #31 on: 08-08-2002 17:20 »
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"He's right - he ain't much on speeches."
Kryten

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« Reply #32 on: 08-08-2002 20:23 »

 
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From the same episode, I really love the part when the town have begged Ray Patterson to come back as sanitation commisioner.

Ray Patterson: "Oh gosh! You know, I'm not much on speeches, but, it's so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you've made! You're screwed!! Thank you, bye!"


The funniest bit was the band playing him onstage with the "Sanford & Son" theme... and then playing him off again.
haleys_comet

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« Reply #33 on: 08-08-2002 23:35 »
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Sir Loves-A-Lot: "I love you." [stomp] "I love you." [stomp] "I love.." [stomp] "I lo.." [stomp] "Lov.." [stomp] "lo.." [stomp, stomp, stomp]
Isn't he saying: I wuv you...am I.....ugly?
 
Marge: Watch out for the shaq attack
Bart: Ow!
Marge: I told you to watch out
Joe25

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« Reply #34 on: 08-09-2002 01:55 »

Bart: Otto, I'm going to jump Springfield Gorge on my skateboard
Otto: As the only adult around here I feel I should say something....COOL!
Ninaka

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« Reply #35 on: 08-09-2002 04:06 »

English relative of Flanders: *heavy posh accent* Err... a-googly-doodly...

Just Chris

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« Reply #36 on: 08-09-2002 09:41 »

Marge: Every Simpson dance now! Bum...bum bum, bum bum!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #37 on: 08-09-2002 10:48 »

 
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English relative of Flanders: *heavy posh accent* Err... a-googly-doodly...


"Buenos-ding-dong Diddly-dias, Senor."
Kryten

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« Reply #38 on: 08-09-2002 11:20 »

Flanders: We're DONE for! We're dooodily-doodily-done for! We're done-doodily-diddly-doodly-diddly-doodly--"

Homer: Snap *slap* outta *slap* it! *slap slap slap slap*

Bart: Uh, I think he's had enough.

Homer: No *slap* he *slap* HASN'T!!! *slap slap slap*

Homer: You all right?

Flanders: Doodily.

*slap*
Guy

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« Reply #39 on: 08-09-2002 13:55 »

Homer shoots zombie Flanders.

Bart: Dad! You shot the zombie Flanders!
Homer: He was a zombie?

Lisa: Do you think you can get the dental plan back dad?
Homer: Well, that depends on who's a better negotiator. Mr Burns, or me.
Bart: Dad, I'll trade you this delicious doorstop for your crumby old danish.
Homer: Deal! (pause) D'oh!

Homer needs to use the bathroom. He is in a cellar with Mr Burns. A pipe is dripping.
Mr Burns: Now Homer, you may think of me as a bit of a drip, but if you work with me, we can make a big splash!
Smithers pours tea into Burn's cup. Burns gestures, knocking his cup and spilling some tea.

Burns: Ah, did you find the bathroom?
Homer: (lying) Uh, yeah....
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