The James Bond Villain Poll

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Well...?..

The Baron will bury you all !!!!

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Ernst Stavro Blofeld.

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Xena has been in a Bond movie! Must've slipped by me. Ohh, Xenia Onatopp!

I like Scaramanga and Nick-Nack, but the coolest is still Ernst Stavro Blofeld, leader of SPECTRE (SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extorsion).

General Anatol Gogol from Octopussy are great too, if for no other reason, then because he's downright believable! It's really possible that a guy like him, thought out a plan like this, but was stopped by more coldblooded heads in the Kremlin. Scary.

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The Baron... Only because he runs my local curry house.

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Okay I Misspelled what are you going to do to me...?..Drop me in a Pen of Killer fish or something

shit

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Gotta be Goldfinger and Oddjob.
*singing* Goldfinger! The man with the Midas touch!

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As great as Baron Semandi is in Goldeneye for the 64, I think I'm going to have to go with Alec "Give Me the Ring, Frodo" Trevalyan.

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"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE."

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The Baron's Laugh is the Best I have heard.

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"Yes I am a cross between Odd Job and Blofeld...yes I am Oddfeld!" ~ saw that on TV.

My vote is Blofeld!

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Goldfinger and Oddjob. Although i prefer Goldeneye as a film, those two evil vilains are the classics. I mean, who doesn't know short Oddjob with his 'razor' hat?

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Goldfinger I guess, sure why not.

Tommorow Never Dies is my favourite I think, although the bad guy in that is not really a hugely memorable one...
Can't even remember his name...

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How does Goldfinger Die...?

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
How does Goldfinger Die...?

He fires a gun in a plane, when it depressurises he gets sucked out of the window.

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Originally posted by Tweek:
 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
How does Goldfinger Die...?

He fires a gun in a plane, when it depressurises he gets sucked out of the window.

Whheeeee sounds fun !!!!

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He happens to be a large man, and it was a heck of a small window!

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Auric Goldfinger for sure. The crotch laser is infamous, I actually saw it on the Simpsons the other day.   

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I voted for Scaramanga and Nick-Nack, because Scaramanga had three nipples.

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When your first name looks like "Gold-rich" you just know you're going to become a supervillain.

By the way, Alec Trevalyen was easily the worst villain ever.  A bunch of his lines didn't make any sense...

James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face.
Me: What?

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Janus was the two-Faced God of the New Year.

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
By the way, Alec Trevalyen was easily the worst villain ever.  A bunch of his lines didn't make any sense...

James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face.
Me: What?

Wrong. Actual quote
James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face James, it was you., setting the timers for 3 minutes instead of six.
Because they were set to three minutes, they blew up earlier then Alec expected, he was caught and scarred in the face, thus two faced. Make sense now?

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Originally posted by aslate:
He happens to be a large man, and it was a heck of a small window!

Well that's the thing, if he shot the bullet and it made a hole in the fuselage, he slowly but surely would have been sucked through the bullet hole. That what happens when a plane depressurises.

Of course if that were to happen in real life, any person that that happened to could probably be saved if the plane dropped significantly in altitude and quicly. But with a window or door being blown off, any loose humans - and anything else not tied down - would fly through regardless of size differences all too easily.

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He shot a window which subsiquently broke all the glass in it, he was sucked throught that.

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Originally posted by aslate:
 Wrong. Actual quote
James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face James, it was you., setting the timers for 3 minutes instead of six.
Because they were set to three minutes, they blew up earlier then Alec expected, he was caught and scarred in the face, thus two faced. Make sense now?

I knew what he meant, but Bond didn't say anything about God giving Alec that face, he merely made reference to a Greek god.  It's like this...

Bond: Hence, Bill Gates, the ugly nerd.
Alec: It wasn't Steve Jobs who made me this ugly.

Did it stop making sense now?

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Oh misour! Nick-nack's great

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I have to give some love to Jaws.

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Why is it a Korean Wrestler and a Gold-Maniac are more Intresting than Former Deformed Allies and the Voodo God of Death.Don't come crying to me when Snakes start sneaking into you're Bathroom's and try to poisen you.

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Voodo?  Is that some bastard offshoot of voodoo?

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Baron Samedi was great just for the bit at the end. Jaws would be okay on his own (as long as you forget Moonraker) but Drax was a big girl's blouse.

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Originally posted by aslate:
He shot a window which subsiquently broke all the glass in it, he was sucked throught that.

Yes I know, I was just explaining that he would have been sucked through any hole he made

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Originally posted by Zed 85:
 Yes I know, I was just explaining that he would have been sucked through any hole he made

I thought Mr Big's Death was quite funny.But Boris's was the best.

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I voted for Drax and Jaws, as Moonraker's just so ridiculous, it's brilliant.

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Goldfinger was my fav if I remember correctly... but I'd love to vote for Dr. Noah from Our Man Bashir, as it was a James Bond- ep... *chuckles* okay the movies are much better, I just love DS9..

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There was a Crappy Cartoon spinoff called James Bon Junior a couple of Years ago...

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Originally posted by Aleel:
Goldfinger was my fav if I remember correctly... but I'd love to vote for Dr. Noah from Our Man Bashir, as it was a James Bond- ep... *chuckles* okay the movies are much better, I just love DS9..

If that was the topic, Falcon would get my vote. On second thought forget Falcon, I'd take professor Honey Bare instead.

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Originally posted by Teral:
 If that was the topic, Falcon would get my vote. On second thought forget Falcon, I'd take professor Honey Bare instead.

Honey Bare wasn't evil... and Noah was really cute... *drools* you know that Avery Brooks is really goodlooking, don't you?   

Edit: Perhaps we should go back to our Non-English language thread... if we talk about this in German nobody can tell us we're off topic...   

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Originally posted by Aleel:
  Honey Bare wasn't evil

She did work for Noah.
Garak: "Kiss the girl, get the key. They didn't teach us that at the Obsidian Order."

 

... and Noah was really cute... *drools* you know that Avery Brooks is really goodlooking, don't you?     

I have no strong feelings on this matter one way or the other. 

 

Edit: Perhaps we should go back to our Non-English language thread... if we talk about this in German nobody can tell us we're off topic...   

 

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I know what he said... *adoresGarak* but she wasn't really evil...
You don't have feeling for Avery Brooks? *chuckles* No?

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None other than I think he's a good actor, when he doesn't try too hard.

But he was good as Noah.

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Originally posted by Teral:
None other than I think he's a good actor, when he doesn't try too hard.

But he was good as Noah.

We should shut up and mail instead before anyone closes this thread just 'cause we can't talk about the topic...