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PEE Poll: The James Bond Villain Poll
Blofeld   -3 (11.1%)
Mr.Big and Tee-Hee   -0 (0%)
Renard   -0 (0%)
Goldfinger and Oddjob   -10 (37%)
Baron Samandi   -3 (11.1%)
Hugo Drax and Jaws   -4 (14.8%)
Max Zorin and Mayday   -1 (3.7%)
Khamal Khan and Gobinda   -1 (3.7%)
Fransisco Scaramanga and Nick-Nack   -3 (11.1%)
Alec Trevalyan,General Ourumov and Xena   -2 (7.4%)
Total Voters: 27

Nurdbot

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« on: 08-05-2002 01:54 »

Well...?..

The Baron will bury you all !!!!

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« Reply #1 on: 08-05-2002 04:39 »

Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
Teral

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« Reply #2 on: 08-05-2002 05:12 »

Xena has been in a Bond movie! Must've slipped by me. Ohh, Xenia Onatopp!

I like Scaramanga and Nick-Nack, but the coolest is still Ernst Stavro Blofeld, leader of SPECTRE (SPecial Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extorsion).

General Anatol Gogol from Octopussy are great too, if for no other reason, then because he's downright believable! It's really possible that a guy like him, thought out a plan like this, but was stopped by more coldblooded heads in the Kremlin. Scary.

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« Reply #3 on: 08-05-2002 11:40 »

The Baron... Only because he runs my local curry house.
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« Reply #4 on: 08-05-2002 12:06 »
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Okay I Misspelled what are you going to do to me...?..Drop me in a Pen of Killer fish or something

shit
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« Reply #5 on: 08-05-2002 13:06 »

Gotta be Goldfinger and Oddjob.
*singing* Goldfinger! The man with the Midas touch!
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« Reply #6 on: 08-05-2002 13:27 »

As great as Baron Semandi is in Goldeneye for the 64, I think I'm going to have to go with Alec "Give Me the Ring, Frodo" Trevalyan.
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« Reply #7 on: 08-05-2002 13:52 »

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE."
Nurdbot

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« Reply #8 on: 08-05-2002 13:59 »

The Baron's Laugh is the Best I have heard.
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« Reply #9 on: 08-05-2002 14:53 »

"Yes I am a cross between Odd Job and Blofeld...yes I am Oddfeld!" ~ saw that on TV.

My vote is Blofeld!
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« Reply #10 on: 08-05-2002 15:04 »

Goldfinger and Oddjob. Although i prefer Goldeneye as a film, those two evil vilains are the classics. I mean, who doesn't know short Oddjob with his 'razor' hat?
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« Reply #11 on: 08-05-2002 15:10 »

Goldfinger I guess, sure why not.

Tommorow Never Dies is my favourite I think, although the bad guy in that is not really a hugely memorable one...
Can't even remember his name...
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« Reply #12 on: 08-05-2002 16:29 »

How does Goldfinger Die...?
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« Reply #13 on: 08-05-2002 16:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
How does Goldfinger Die...?
He fires a gun in a plane, when it depressurises he gets sucked out of the window.
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« Reply #14 on: 08-05-2002 16:37 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
How does Goldfinger Die...?
He fires a gun in a plane, when it depressurises he gets sucked out of the window.
Whheeeee sounds fun !!!!


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« Reply #15 on: 08-05-2002 17:02 »

He happens to be a large man, and it was a heck of a small window!
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« Reply #16 on: 08-05-2002 17:13 »

Auric Goldfinger for sure. The crotch laser is infamous, I actually saw it on the Simpsons the other day.    laff
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« Reply #17 on: 08-05-2002 18:29 »

I voted for Scaramanga and Nick-Nack, because Scaramanga had three nipples.
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« Reply #18 on: 08-06-2002 01:45 »
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When your first name looks like "Gold-rich" you just know you're going to become a supervillain.

By the way, Alec Trevalyen was easily the worst villain ever.  A bunch of his lines didn't make any sense...

James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face.
Me: What?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #19 on: 08-06-2002 02:04 »
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Janus was the two-Faced God of the New Year.
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« Reply #20 on: 08-06-2002 02:07 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
By the way, Alec Trevalyen was easily the worst villain ever.  A bunch of his lines didn't make any sense...

James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face.
Me: What?

Wrong. Actual quote
James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face James, it was you., setting the timers for 3 minutes instead of six.
Because they were set to three minutes, they blew up earlier then Alec expected, he was caught and scarred in the face, thus two faced. Make sense now?

Zed 85

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« Reply #21 on: 08-06-2002 04:43 »

 
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Originally posted by aslate:
He happens to be a large man, and it was a heck of a small window!

Well that's the thing, if he shot the bullet and it made a hole in the fuselage, he slowly but surely would have been sucked through the bullet hole. That what happens when a plane depressurises.

Of course if that were to happen in real life, any person that that happened to could probably be saved if the plane dropped significantly in altitude and quicly. But with a window or door being blown off, any loose humans - and anything else not tied down - would fly through regardless of size differences all too easily.


Daniela = Pravda!
aslate

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« Reply #22 on: 08-06-2002 05:39 »

He shot a window which subsiquently broke all the glass in it, he was sucked throught that.
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« Reply #23 on: 08-06-2002 23:33 »

 
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 Wrong. Actual quote
James: Hence, Janus, the two faced god.
Alec: It wasn't God who gave me this face James, it was you., setting the timers for 3 minutes instead of six.
Because they were set to three minutes, they blew up earlier then Alec expected, he was caught and scarred in the face, thus two faced. Make sense now?


I knew what he meant, but Bond didn't say anything about God giving Alec that face, he merely made reference to a Greek god.  It's like this...

Bond: Hence, Bill Gates, the ugly nerd.
Alec: It wasn't Steve Jobs who made me this ugly.

Did it stop making sense now?
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« Reply #24 on: 08-06-2002 23:40 »

Oh misour! Nick-nack's great
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« Reply #25 on: 08-08-2002 13:15 »

I have to give some love to Jaws.
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« Reply #26 on: 08-09-2002 02:49 »

Why is it a Korean Wrestler and a Gold-Maniac are more Intresting than Former Deformed Allies and the Voodo God of Death.Don't come crying to me when Snakes start sneaking into you're Bathroom's and try to poisen you.
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« Reply #27 on: 08-09-2002 11:43 »

Voodo?  Is that some bastard offshoot of voodoo?
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« Reply #28 on: 08-09-2002 11:53 »

Baron Samedi was great just for the bit at the end. Jaws would be okay on his own (as long as you forget Moonraker) but Drax was a big girl's blouse.
Zed 85

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« Reply #29 on: 08-09-2002 13:38 »

 
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He shot a window which subsiquently broke all the glass in it, he was sucked throught that.

Yes I know, I was just explaining that he would have been sucked through any hole he made


Daniela = Pravda!
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« Reply #30 on: 08-09-2002 15:19 »

 
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 Yes I know, I was just explaining that he would have been sucked through any hole he made

I thought Mr Big's Death was quite funny.But Boris's was the best.


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« Reply #31 on: 08-09-2002 15:24 »

I voted for Drax and Jaws, as Moonraker's just so ridiculous, it's brilliant.
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« Reply #32 on: 08-09-2002 15:40 »

Goldfinger was my fav if I remember correctly... but I'd love to vote for Dr. Noah from Our Man Bashir, as it was a James Bond- ep... *chuckles* okay the movies are much better, I just love DS9..
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« Reply #33 on: 08-09-2002 15:43 »

There was a Crappy Cartoon spinoff called James Bon Junior a couple of Years ago...
Teral

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« Reply #34 on: 08-09-2002 15:57 »

 
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Goldfinger was my fav if I remember correctly... but I'd love to vote for Dr. Noah from Our Man Bashir, as it was a James Bond- ep... *chuckles* okay the movies are much better, I just love DS9..

If that was the topic, Falcon would get my vote. On second thought forget Falcon, I'd take professor Honey Bare instead.
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« Reply #35 on: 08-09-2002 15:59 »
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 If that was the topic, Falcon would get my vote. On second thought forget Falcon, I'd take professor Honey Bare instead.

Honey Bare wasn't evil... and Noah was really cute... *drools* you know that Avery Brooks is really goodlooking, don't you?    wink

Edit: Perhaps we should go back to our Non-English language thread... if we talk about this in German nobody can tell us we're off topic...   laff
Teral

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« Reply #36 on: 08-09-2002 16:14 »

 
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  Honey Bare wasn't evil

She did work for Noah.
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... and Noah was really cute... *drools* you know that Avery Brooks is really goodlooking, don't you?     wink

I have no strong feelings on this matter one way or the other.  big grin

 
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Edit: Perhaps we should go back to our Non-English language thread... if we talk about this in German nobody can tell us we're off topic...    laff

 laff
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« Reply #37 on: 08-09-2002 16:35 »

I know what he said... *adoresGarak* but she wasn't really evil...
You don't have feeling for Avery Brooks? *chuckles* No?
Teral

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« Reply #38 on: 08-09-2002 16:38 »

None other than I think he's a good actor, when he doesn't try too hard.

But he was good as Noah.
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« Reply #39 on: 08-09-2002 16:48 »

 
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None other than I think he's a good actor, when he doesn't try too hard.

But he was good as Noah.

We should shut up and mail instead before anyone closes this thread just 'cause we can't talk about the topic...   smile
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