EvilLunch
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« Reply #360 on: 06-04-2004 12:11 »
« Last Edit on: 06-04-2004 12:11 »
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There are local ones for cars and scratch n dent washing machines[Central Floridians will smile and nod, the rest of you can never fathom the horror] that chafe me... One for Empire Rug cleaners where they sing the number and then "EMPIIIIIRE today!" which is horrible.. Any ads for movies that use a line that's funny at first but then you hear it 500 000 more times before you see the movie. Commercials for Viagra knockoffs with lots of phallic/penetration imagery get annoying. Even worse are the female sex aids where the ladies sound the the chick from F3... The one for Climatique with the Jewish grandma is great though. Imagine the scratchiest, most masculine old voice with a Brooklyn accent saying "LAYDEES, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!" wh00t, TOTPD. To celebrate...
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EvilLunch
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YES. I hate that fucking commercial so much. I want to stab it. It isnh't so bad the first time, but the 50,000 subsequent times are evil. I'd avoid it if my Mom didn't watch those court shows all the time. EVERY CM BREAK, it plays! [weeps like Zoidberg]
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I wish I could remember Billy Cononnily's favourite American advert in detail, but it was something about Piles.
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nerdlingus
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There is a Mcdonalds advert on (again) about their new taste chicken nuggets, they're now saying these nuggets are now made using 'real' chicken breast. What!? So WTF were they made from before?
And the Loan adverts in the UK. You get all these chumps saying how great it was to be agreed another loan as they were in arrears or had CCJ's or something. If they couldn't pay it back before why try again? Dicks.
"Ocean direct really helped me regain my confidence"
"It was so easy, all I did was pick up the phone and answer a few questions"
I say, you could get brain damage with all this monkey shit on TV nowadays.
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EvilLunch
Professor
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Jay Mohr: "You have anal warts...?"
That joke sums it up, regarding those 'mystery drug' commercials..
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Nurdbot
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I hate adverts to do with consteptation medicine.
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Nixorbo
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Anyone seen the "Invansion of the Fantanas" commercial at your local movie theater? I get to see it every time I start a movie. It makes me want to die.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Never have I wanted to shoot a Panda but after seeing those bloody Adverts.
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~FazeShift~
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Originally posted by aslate: I absoloutely hate cosmetic adverts, they're awful... Second, you never get ugly girls in them with Before and After results!! They have Before and After on weight loss ads, so why not face cream? "Before I looked like this... *picture of a St. Bernard*..." And those ladies leg shaving ads are insane, especially the Venus one, it's fucking weird, a bunch of pink chicks driving around in a convertible sticking their legs out the sides...
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Nurdbot
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I hate that new Doritos advert, the one with the Brazillian theme with the bloke in the middle who is virtually wearing a please kick me sign.
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