ZombieJesus
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There is this cereal commercial with kids who act like crackheads suffering from withdrawal, just because they 're out of Nestle cereals.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I despise the Nesquick Cereal advert. Kid's should be snortin' crack instead of being hooked on that crap.
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Smitty
Professor
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Originally posted by Hawk: I really hate the riesen (or how you spell it) comercial. It's soooo poorly dubbed Oh my God you just reminded me of that fucking irritating carpet steamer advert! I don't know if it's dubbed because it's foreign or if it's dubbed because the steamer is so loud you can't hear over the top of it but whyever it's done its awful! "What's that mummy?" "It's a carpet steamer dear, it was invented by some twat" "Yaaaaaaaaay!" *Kid runs around room like a little retard riddled with spasticity*
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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You should see the British AOL Advert. I'm a victim of them.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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The New Honda Accord Advert which was shown during the Grand Prix last week, is the best advert ever!
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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New Olive Gardern Commercial... Their campain recently has been to show "real" Italians going to Olive Garden.
New one is about the older grandfather "finnally achiving his lifetime goal of becoming an American citizen!" And they mention this a couple more times... Don't want to be associated with those evil forigners... (don't think the Brits willl be seeing this one)
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Smitty
Professor
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Oh I saw that Honda advert during WWTBAM? and I know it reminds me of something but I can't remember what!
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Smitty
Professor
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« Reply #293 on: 04-12-2003 17:04 »
« Last Edit on: 04-13-2003 00:00 »
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Yes!! Now that I think about it, maybe it wasn't Mouse Trap afterall. I keep thinking Wallace and Gromit but there was nothing like that in there. And Sgt. Blob's knitting machine from The Dreamstone keeps popping into my head too.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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CNX's new promotion with Brack. I've never wanted to hurt a cartoon character so much since Cubert.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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He is. But too much Brak can make your head hurt.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I see that dammed Renou advert with that honest to god annoying song one more time, I am going to scream and jump up and down on my Digital remote in frustration.
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kip
Professor
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Do you want to consolidate all your existing loans into one managable lump sum? Perhaps you could buy a new car, go on holiday or sell your kidney to pay the debt you owe to the loan sharks? With no contracts to sign <subtitle> apart from the one where you sell your soul to the devil</subtitle> you can have your loan within seconds. So what are you waiting for? xxx-finance you can get you into even deeper sh*t then you're in now! Give us a call on 0845-rip-u-off now! we're waiting to say f__k you ass__le.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Those are the commercials I hate
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Radio Adverts are THE WORST.
Ever heard a Wonderplast advert..?...It sounds like a Bunch of late Middle age Women singing for there freedom.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Nurdy, you're lucky you don't live around here, you've not heard anything until you've heard "Big John from Karelia Cars".
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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The title sounds bad enough. And here's another one: 24 24 24, A brand new Taxi to the door *Sound or record scratching*Repeat that 7 times with a stale 'Roar' between the scratching.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I rather like the GTA: Vice City advert. And I don't like Adverts that show games.
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MuscaDomestica
Professor
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That damn commercial with the woman who has a problem... She has to do dishes so she can't play cards with the rest of her family 20 feet away. So she decides to be able to do things with her family by buying expensive disposable dishes! Only adds much waste and makes the meal loose all class!
The worst part is the fact she does not ask her family to help her... it is not the 50's you don't have to do all of the housework!
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ZombieJesus
Lost Belgian
DOOP Secretary
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I hate Red Bull adverts. Poorly drawn, really bad puns (if any).
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Action Jacktion
Professor
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I hate any commercial with a deliberately lame-looking puppet. It all got started a few years ago with that Pets.com sock puppet, which was never really popular but got so much exposure from commercials and that Diane Sawyer interview (!) that other companies must have thought it was popular and decided to rip it off. There used to be more of these things, but there are still some around. And now that darn sock puppet has risen from the dead and is spokesman for some other company.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Nurdbot: And the Birdseye advert with the Old Captain on an Island with loads of kids, And other guys called Chicken Gribber Grabbers. Captain Birdseye is just screaming "paedophile", really.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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Old Man, Former Captain, on an Island full of Junkie Children also visted by fellow Paedophiles.
Yep. He's a Kiddie-Fiddler.
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Rocketboy
Bending Unit
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I am bumping up this thread. There is another stupid cable ad, where it says Comcast is a pig that steals everything. > Girl: Daddy, it stole my dolls! Boy: It stole my games! Woman: It stole my necklace Dad: Don't worry, I called DirecTV. they'll take care of this. And don't think I'm joking. Those are the actual (Well, not ACTUAL) lines on that stupid AD. Get a life DircTV!
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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I bloody hate the new MacDonald’s advert where their offer is 99p. I fucking gay.
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