Least favorite commercials

[Reply #160 on:]

No way, you've got cooties!!
(plus you said [/Nelson] 1st and [Nelson] 2nd.)

[Reply #161 on:]

Yeah well...You have AIDS!!

[Reply #162 on:]

I do??

*sniffs armits*

Liar.

[Reply #163 on:]

Heh.I'd avoid sleeping with any Girls.

[Reply #164 on:]

I hate that KFC commercial, where that woman goes in for a psychic reading, and Jason Alexander appears in the crystal ball.

Why is the woman eating a hamburger? Who the hell would bring a hamburger to a psychic reading?

[Reply #165 on:]

Here in Costa Rica we have many to select but I think the worst is one of Aquafresh.
I throw up anytime I see it know I am throwing up because I am seeing it (nefnar bouohiggutgfb)

[Reply #166 on:]

Aquafresh is nasty 

[Reply #167 on:]

Yeah, I use Enamelon. It tastes like a minty milkshake.

[Reply #168 on:]

...yuck! 

We've hit the Christmas shopping bit in Britain, it being all but 3 months away....
So here come the bloody adverts... 

[Reply #169 on:]

I hate the commercials that are too serious, like that one with the little girl who's dad is taking a trip, there is a montage of the girl drawing pictures of her dad in a plane, him traveling etc. It ends up being an ad for insurance or an air line, something almost trivial. Those ads are good for causes but not for insurance.

[Reply #170 on:]

Similar thing when there was a serious and thought provoking advert with a whole load of celebraties (spelling?) saying what they'd like from the future, and then in the end it was like "What would you want out of your future? You can do it with a Bank, yadda, yadda..." 

Like there was another one that was a montage of people doing heroic and special things for others, and at the end it was "and for all you special people, this is your cup..." and it turned out to be a Tetley's Tea cup. I think the advert was withdrawn because of how crass the ending was... 

[Reply #171 on:]

Shampo-Comercials sucks!

[Reply #172 on:]

Always on Boxing Day (26th Dec) I see adverts saying "NOW buy your Christmas hamper for next Christmas! Don't delay, send money today!" or something like that.

[Reply #173 on:]

Yeah!
Back to school ones bug me. It's the begining of the Summer Holidays,6 weeks off school when suddenly-
"GET YOUR BACK TO SCHOOL EQUIPMENT NOW!"
Sooooooo annoying -_-

[Reply #174 on:]

The advert I can't stand at the moment is:

RUB YOURSELF - the Levis one...I think.

[Reply #175 on:]

the one where the tv goes black and doesnt turn back on again. oh wait no thats just my tv erm i think it has caught fire ne1 wanna let me borrow a fire extinguisher???????

[Reply #176 on:]

Oh my god! thats what i  was like when i joined PEEL

*me is scared*

Welcome 

[Reply #177 on:]

That was a looooooooong two weeks.

[Reply #178 on:]

I am sooooo sick of that damn Juicy Fruit ad they play during Adult Swim. They play it twice every damn break. I'm sick of it.

[Reply #179 on:]

Ugh, me too! It is the worst commercial ever. Usually I turn the channel when it comes on, but my freaking remote batteries are dead. 

[Reply #180 on:]

Thank god I'm British,Sounds like Horror wrapped in a Vest Wrapped in more Horror.

[Reply #181 on:]

I remeber seeing this commercial one with Danny (He came down to see me)on a tv show Tarrent on tv,

This guy got on the train and he was listening to some music on his walkman. He sat down next to this woman who feels kind of horny. He look at her and giving her an eye and she was just rubbing her legs and giving him an eye I think.

Next minute she stoped and looked disappointed. she walks over to the guy and he gets excited she pulled on of his headphones from his ear and she says to his ear "Give me your batteries". The man looked shocked. The next the woman walk off and the man was still shocked.

No this isn't what you think!! it's a commercial for long lasting batteries 

[Reply #182 on:]

..so it IS what we think, then?

[Reply #183 on:]

Actually, that's a pretty smart ad. I hate all the Mcdonalds childrens ads. Theres this one for a happy meal and at the end of the ad all the children are shot from a birds eye view waving their toys and cheering. One of the little girls is pulling a stupid face and it looks like she's waving in rage.

[Reply #184 on:]

I remember a Burger King ad showing how a mom is happy their kids got Kids Meals toys. "[the toys] keep them busy for HOURS" I don't think that any kid would stay stimulated with a cheap plastic figure for that long.

[Reply #185 on:]

There ois this very funy advert for a scotchguard protection vaccum cleaner in which these Hell's Angels or wrestlers are watching ice skating on TV.

Smoothies!

[Reply #186 on:]

The Quesybake oven... it obviously is the classic easy bake oven made for guys, they made cookies that looked like dog biscuts... wow shocking...

::edit::
New from Outback Stake House CALL AHEAD SEATING! You call ahead and you have a chance of getting a table faster... wow I wonder if any other resteraunts will adopt this amazing stratagy.

[Reply #187 on:]

IKEA adverts drive me nuts. 2 of the current ones have songs. One goes a little like this:
...starts with an S, ends in a P, schlomp is good for you and me!...

[Reply #188 on:]

The one with the talking chocolate bar ("lick my ripples, bite me, bite me, bite me!" ).

Crap.

[Reply #189 on:]

There was this advert on  about a month ago for shampoo (can't remember which one) which made me laugh but I was sick of it in the end.
It had this woman in it who was looking at all the people in a party and thinking "Ohh blonde, no wait brunette" and then at the end she goes "You know you want me, you know you want me, you know you want HIM! No not again!!"

[Reply #190 on:]

The new petsmart ad is out right now, about a dog wishing of the petsmart holliday store... IT IS A DOG! It doesn't know what Christmas is! And the fact that the store is hated by all most all pet groups online...

[Reply #191 on:]

That "Queasy-Bake Oven" thing. Who would actually WANT to make that stuff? I bet kids would much rather buy Dr. Soup.

[Reply #192 on:]

One thing that really gets me is when you see an advert during a break, then later in the same break they show a shortened version of the same advert. Very irritating, as if we can't remember what the product that we saw 1 minute ago actually is.

Also programs at 2 or 3 am rule! Even if it just reruns of Trisha (our version of Jerry Springer), there is usually only 1 or 2 ads per break. 

[Reply #193 on:]

There's an advert for British Airways, with some American doing the voice-over. I hate that, it's like saying that we don't appreciate our own airline enough, or saying that we don't respect British actors enough to take any notice.

And the Yorkie advert "It's not for girls" annoys my sister and her friends.

Pretty much any Ikea advert pisses me off right to the core of my being.

[Reply #194 on:]

The most annoying advert at the moment is the Egypt one with this cheesy slogan:

Where everyone wears a smile!

[Reply #195 on:]

 

By totalnerduk:
Pretty much any Ikea advert pisses me off right to the core of my being.

Are you kidding? I don't know what Ikea ads are like over there in England, but the one commercial I've seen in the US rocks.

"Some people would feel sorry for this lamp. That is because they are crazy--it has no feelings! And the new one is much better."

[Reply #196 on:]

A taste of IKEA here:

#...I prefer to nosh, I prefer to nosh, I prefer to eat relaxed, vegetables and meat relaxed, I don't say I'm common, I don't say I'm posh, I prefer to nosh!..#

I have watched TV too much...

[Reply #197 on:]

I hate all IKEA adds 

[Reply #198 on:]

Haha, my Ikea ads are better than yours   

[Reply #199 on:]

The ad I hate more than anything is the one for chewable Excedrin where the kid is running around the house with the live goldfish in his mouth and his mom is chasing him.

Raaarrrghhh!
1) That's probably the nastiest commercial I've seen.
2) That kid makes the angry-muscle in my neck start twitching.