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cyber_turnip

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« on: 01-21-2012 21:21 »
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(Mostly discusssion of upcoming films... you know, what the thread was originally supposed to be for).

But still,

'Shanghai Hard' - John McClane is partnered with Jackie Chan and hilarity ensues.
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« Reply #1 on: 01-21-2012 21:22 »

Fixed the thread title for being too ambiguous.
cyber_turnip

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« Reply #2 on: 01-21-2012 21:27 »

Your wording is much less of a mouthful.

I like that.
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« Reply #3 on: 01-21-2012 21:32 »

I'm not much for mouthfuls of things. Unless it's delicious cake! big grin

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« Reply #4 on: 01-21-2012 21:35 »

Tied Hard: John McClane gets a new rope, and uses it to sexually arouse himself while tying himself to a chair during the arousing. He later found himself stuck in his own basement, helpless. And he was covered in jizz.
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« Reply #5 on: 01-21-2012 21:43 »

The Day the Music Died Hard: John McClane hosts a tribue to Don McLean.
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« Reply #6 on: 01-21-2012 22:25 »

Pie Hard: Once again suspended from the Police Force, John McClane decides to take up cooking classes with all the free time he now has on his hands but is once again in the wrong place at the wrong time when his cooking class is hijacked by terrorists in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
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« Reply #7 on: 01-21-2012 23:49 »

'Hard Die' - John McClane steps on a die left on his floor after a game of Monopoly when he gets up for a drink of water in the middle of the night and swears for 90 minutes about how much it hurt his foot.
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« Reply #8 on: 01-22-2012 01:00 »

Tried Hard: But couldn't think of anything witty.
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« Reply #9 on: 01-22-2012 01:34 »

Zed wins the thread and we're still on the first page.
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« Reply #10 on: 01-22-2012 02:16 »

Personally I prefer:

Quote from: totalnerduk
Quote from: Beanoz
Lie hard 1.2- The prequel to Lie Hard 2 that has McClane sleeping for 9 hours.
Trying Too Hard: Beanoz4 beats a dead horse until somebody takes it away from him.

...and feel that it covers pretty much the same ground.
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« Reply #11 on: 01-22-2012 02:25 »

Fried Hard My egg was bad, I sent it back.
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« Reply #12 on: 01-22-2012 04:11 »
« Last Edit on: 01-22-2012 04:14 »

Died Hard: The David Carradine Story.

On-Topic: Can't wait for the Avengers.
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« Reply #13 on: 01-22-2012 04:12 »

...and feel that it covers pretty much the same ground.

Zed's was funnier because it was self-deprecating.
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« Reply #14 on: 01-22-2012 04:25 »

Dial Hard: John McClain calls a sex hotline
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« Reply #15 on: 01-22-2012 08:33 »

Somebody start a new upcoming film thread... no more pages of Die Hard jokes no no
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