New Kid On The Block
Sorry for making you guys wait! I'm gonna paraphrase some lines also...
This was quite a funny episode!
It all started when The Simpsons neighbor reveals that she is moving. The episode quickly picks up from there when Homer starts to scare the clients away. "...and please where a towel when you walk in front of the window!" ( Old Neighbor)
The best display of Homer's flaws was when one of the clients looked out the window to see what was making mysterious noises. Just his luck to find Homer bathing naked on his lawn in an inflatable pool reaching down and looking for the soggy hot dog he dropped so he could eat it!
Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa sneak into the basement of the unsold house. Bart starts to tell the story of the inbred kid whose only friend was a sock.
In this moment, a teenage girl comes out of the dark and scares Bart. After a quick session of screaming and falling over, Bart gets a look at what is not a monster, but q beautiful teenager. "Hey kid, I'm Laura your new neighbor." Bart sees her pretty face and knows that a clever line must be said. "My bottom hurts."
Bart and Laura start spending quality time together as Batt obviously starts to fall for her. I really liked how Bart got more and more into her each time he saw her. I also loved Paura's jokester enthusiasm! For example, she was able to tell Bart his future: "WOAH! Your gonna be rich and live in a mansion! Here's the tennis court, the bedroom, and here's the swimming pool!" (She spits in his hand)
Bart decided that he would never wash that hand again. ( He later chased Lisa with it, and got his hand stuck to the dog,
While Bart and Laura got to know each other, Marge and Ruth Powers (Laura's Mom) also got to know each other. She explained how she was divorced as Marge stumbled upon her porno. Marge: "I guess this is for the man of the house, which I guess is you."
Her also got slightly acquainted with Ruth in a hilarious conversation. "Well yes Homer, I do have the usual appetite." "Oh, uh. Huh, me too! We are not talking about food right?" "No." "And we're talking about sex, right? "Yes."
Later, Bart took a bath to wash off his arm with the news that Laura was gonna babysit him. Lisa quickly figured this out...
While Laura babysat Bart and Lisa, Homer and Marge went to a seafood resteraunt with an all you can eat special. Homer instantly took advantag of this by hilariously picking up a bin of shrimp and bringing it to his plate.
Eventually, Homer got kicked out for continouely eating nonstop.
This outraged Homer, as he decided to legally fight this.
Homer visitEd one of my favorite characters, Lionel Hutz. Mr. Hutz accepted Homer's case because he believed it to be a terrible case of false advertisement. He also said one of my favorite lines ever: "This is the worst case of false advertisement since the film The Never Ending Story." After that line I was hysterical.
So when Homer's case began, you could tell he had the favor of the jury, because they looked like fat slobs who could relate to Homer. (Fat Jury Member: "That's unfair!"
) Sea Captain: "This man was more stomach than man, he wouldn't stop eating." (A pizza guy walks into the room: "Who ordered a pizza?") Homer: "I did!"
There also a funny moment when giant bags were brought into the courtroom one after another. This was funny because seconds before, the defending attorney said: "This is exactly how much seafood Mr. Simpson ate."
It ended up to be receipts for another case!
Soon Hutz had Marge reveal that her and Homer went fishing after they got kicked out...
"Does this sound like all you can eat?" Wow. Hutz actually did good!
During all this, Laura revealed to Bart her new "bad-ass" boyfriend, Jimbo Jones. Bart didn't take this news well, so while Laura and Jimbo got busy downstairs (You know what I mean!
), Bart called Moe with one of his classic and hilarious pranks! Moe: "Is there Amanda Hugginkiss? Ah! Why isn't there Amanda Hugginkiss?"
After realizes his moment of shame, he gets infuriated as usual. However, Bart tells him his address and that his name is Jimbo Jones! Moe goes down, and threatens to cut up Jimbo. Upon the scene, Jimbo breaks out crying. Moe decides to leave, as the moment must've been awkward. "I was only going to cut you!"
So Laura tells Jimbo to leave, as he continues to be a baby...
Meanwhile, the Sea Captain decides to grant Homer all he can eat as a customer attraction to watch "The Man With The Endless Stomach".
Marge was ashamed... Laura told Bart that she would go out with him if he was older, and to Bart, that means the world!
This episode was full of great laughs, and shan't a disappointment was in it either! This was yet another perfect episode of The Simpsons! It wasn't a classic, but it was a really good episode!