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futurefreak
salutatory committee member
DOOP Secretary
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there better be im getting fed up with fox's snooty attitude
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Don't forget that Alaska Brides show, or whatever it is
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Kryten
Space Pope
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How about this... a store starts selling a new brand of candy. It's the most delicious candy in the world. After about a week, the store owner decides to start selling his own brand of candy. It's inferior in every sense of the word. Of course, the store owner knows that nobody's going to by his crap if really, really good candy is available.
So the next time you walk into the store, your favorite candy's nowhere to be seen. When you ask where it is, the store owner says that it's still available, but it's in the back of the store, on the very bottom shelf, all the way in the back, behind the sacks of fertilizer.
And because you love this candy, you go back there every week. And half the time, it isn't even there. And when you go to complain, the store owner keeps telling you how committed he is to that particular brand of candy. Yet, the situation never improves. But, you stay optimistic. You try to get all your friends to buy the candy. Their response: "Oh, I tried that. It was good. Do they still make it? I never see it anywhere."
And one day, the store owner decides to stop ordering the candy. Why? Because he had a huge backlog of the stuff in his basement. And no one was buying it anyway. "Of course nobody's buying it!" you reply. "You never put it on the shelf!" "Don't worry", he says. I still have a whole crate of it in the basement. It's been sitting down there for a year, but it's still good. And when it runs out, MAYBE I'll think about thinking about ordering some more. Of course, by then, the candy company'll probably have closed the factory down..."
And THAT, my friend, is why we hate FOX.
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