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airbagfailure

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« Reply #80 on: 12-10-2004 04:06 »

haha!...ethel the frog!..

Well one day I was at home threatening the kids when I looks out through the hole in the wall and saw this tank driver and out gets one of Dinsdale's boys gets out and he comes up, all nice and friendly like and says Dinsdale wants to have a talk with me, so he chains me to the back of the tank and takes me for a scrape round to Dinsdale's. And Dinsdale's there in the conversation pit with Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and a couple of film producers and a man they called 'Kierkegaard', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets and Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and he splits me nostrils open and saws me leg off and pulls me liver out and I said my name's not Clement and then he loses his temper and nails my head to the floor.

he nailed your head to the floor?

at first yeah.....


hee..it's absolutely endless....
mw

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« Reply #81 on: 12-10-2004 05:48 »

 
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Originally posted by AsaB:
  http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/illegal.htm
This seems to be what you're looking for. A skotchman says the aforementioned quote, scroll to the bottom   smile

Yeah, that's it. Thanks! You've just earned a blow on the head and a kick in the eye.  wink

Oh, and... Dinsdale? DINSDALE! DINSDALE!?  big grin
kiffan

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« Reply #82 on: 12-12-2004 18:40 »
« Last Edit on: 12-13-2004 00:00 »

I've seen grown men tear there own 'eads off rather than go see doug.  even dinsdail was terified of doug.
WHAT DID HE DO?
'e used...sarcasem!

edit: saw this on the internet

Category: Union/Non-Union Film

MONTY PYTHON, "GIN AND TONIC"

6/5 from 9AM-5PM at 410 W. 42 St., NYC.

An open call will be held for the 35mm color feature film "Gin and Tonic," a comic-drama based on the life and memoirs of Graham Chapman, a member of the famed British comedy troupe Monty Python. Shooting winter 2004. Produced by Hippofilms, a Los Angeles-based film production company. David Eric Brenner, dir. Seeking six young actors, 18-35, to portray the comedians -- Graham Chapman; John Cleese; Terry Gilliam; Eric Idle; Terry Jones; Michael Palin; plus actress Carol Cleveland.

Auditions will be held Sat June 5 from 9AM-5PM at 410 W. 42 St., NYC. Prepare a one- to two-minute Pythonesque monologue or group piece. Costumes encouraged.


Is this not like the dream come true of every python fan?  geting payed for doing python scripts!
David A

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« Reply #83 on: 01-05-2005 13:04 »

Order of the Stick does a Python parody.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #84 on: 05-22-2005 14:31 »

My favoate is And Now For Something Compleatly Different but that might just be on DVD.so ill say The Meaning Of Life.Except that short feature presentation.
GreyThinkyWhale

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« Reply #85 on: 05-23-2005 08:06 »

The only one I've watched is The Holy Grail and I loved it. I loved the french guys on top of the castle throwing insults.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #86 on: 05-23-2005 12:45 »

And now,for something compleatly different:
Sergeant: Squad... Camp it ... up!
(chanting like a military march drill, they mince in unison)
Squad: "Oooh get her! Whoops!
I've got your number ducky.
You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.
I'd scratch your eyes out.
Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,
We all know where you've been, you military fairy!
Whoops, don't look now girls,
The major's just minced in
With that dolly colour sergeant,
Two, three, ooh-ho!"
Nurdbot

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« Reply #87 on: 05-24-2005 02:34 »

Just rewatched Meaning of Life, I just remembered how much I love this movie.

Especially the song at the start.

dr.bender nye

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« Reply #88 on: 05-30-2005 16:06 »

What about the fish?
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #89 on: 06-01-2005 15:25 »
« Last Edit on: 06-01-2005 15:25 »

*BUMP IT UP!*
He chosen to be a Lumberjack:

"And Now For Something Completly Different"
Zed 85

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« Reply #90 on: 06-01-2005 15:33 »

Eeey, from the "film" of the same name, right?  smile
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #91 on: 06-01-2005 17:40 »

Yes thats correct.Life Of Brian was okay but im not keen with The Holy Grail
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #92 on: 06-01-2005 21:35 »

Speaking of the Holy Grail, I'm going to see Monty Python's "SPAMalot!" broadway play sometime soon.

I can't fucking wait.  big grin
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #93 on: 06-01-2005 21:39 »

Damnyankees.  Wish I could go to New York and see a show for less than five hundred bucks...
SquarePupils

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« Reply #94 on: 06-01-2005 22:58 »

Nasty: Awesome! I'm going to New York to see it sometime in November...I'm gonna have to wait forever. you're lucky
David A

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« Reply #95 on: 06-02-2005 00:54 »

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
Damnyankees.  Wish I could go to New York and see a show for less than five hundred bucks...

You want to go to New York so you can see Damn Yankees?  I don't think that's currently showing on Broadway.  Good play, though.
JBERGES

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« Reply #96 on: 06-05-2005 22:19 »

Kloudes and I just got back from NYC a little while ago.  In conclusion:

Best. Play. Ever.

I could start talking about it, but I'd just begin rambling on about the things I found funny... and the lyrics... and the making fun of other plays... and Azaria and Curry and Pierce... and the puns, my god the puns.  Simply amazing, go see it if you can.
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #97 on: 06-06-2005 04:17 »

your so lucky. Are there DVDs out for it?
Kloudes

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« Reply #98 on: 06-06-2005 08:21 »

I couldn't concur more with the assessment of "Best. Play. Ever." I don't think I've stopped grinning yet.  It was absolutely worth every penny. 

Unfortunately, if you want to see it with Azaria (and maybe Pierce and Curry...?) you're going to have to wait until late November, as yesterday was the last show with the original cast until then. We win.  tongue

DVD... I was thinking about that, because I'm definitely going to buy it. I'm sure there will be, if there isn't already.
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #99 on: 06-06-2005 10:21 »

David A: Damnyankee is one word.  Also, if I had meant the play, I'd have italicized it.
IDIOTSVILLE

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« Reply #100 on: 06-06-2005 11:17 »

Yay, i the 100th poster on this thread
David A

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« Reply #101 on: 06-06-2005 12:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama:
David A: Damnyankee is one word.  Also, if I had meant the play, I'd have italicized it.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=joke
dr.bender nye

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« Reply #102 on: 06-10-2005 14:51 »

Heres something that may/may not intrest you;
willsterdude3000

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« Reply #103 on: 09-10-2009 21:51 »

I like monty python's flying circus. I've got the boxset, but I dont really watch it now. It is very funny though. I mean It's silly, but it's genius.
Frisco17

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« Reply #104 on: 09-10-2009 23:19 »

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
leela09

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« Reply #105 on: 09-18-2009 03:39 »

I love every sketch on the show,but my Top Ten Faves.

1 Upperclass Twit of the Year.
2 Argument Clinic.
3 Hell's Grannies.
4 Fish License.
5 Ministry of Silly Walks.
6 Lupins.......Dennis Moore Dennis Moore.
7 Kamimaze Scotsman.
8 Hungarian Phrasebook. I still say "My nipples explode with delight'
9 Cheese Shop.
10 Nudge Nudge...........Wink Wink Say No More


I had a really serious crush on Carol Cleveland.
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