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Zed 85
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« Reply #42 on: 05-20-2002 14:26 »
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Off-topic again I was going to do a post like danny but I decided not to at that precise moment of time. I just remembered though an Indycar race where it had the Scottish driver Dario Franchitti and Englishman Mark Blundell. Dario was marked down Scottish but Blundell was marked down as British. Which was stupid IMHO. Edit]Back on topic, probably my favourite bit is All (pondering): Arrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh? Bedivier [looks behind him]: OOOOOOOHHHH! Lancelot : No, "Arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh" - back of the throat. Bedivier : No no, "OOOOOOOHHHH!" as in suprise and alarm! Lancelot : Oh you mean "AAAAHHHHH!"? Bedivier : Yeah, that's it! "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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danny-dude
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You're a she! That explains a lot! A man would have responded to my post thusly: "Danny, you the f**k asked you? P**s off!" All the same, good to meet you! And so I don't get a bollocking for another post off topic, I'll state for the books that I love Monty Python - it has me in stitches! Never loses its charms, even after all these years! Danny
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Coilette
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #47 on: 11-11-2004 13:59 »
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WOMAN:No one lives there. ARTHUR:Then who is your lord? WOMAN:We don't have a lord. ARTHUR:What? DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week,... ARTHUR:Yes. DENNIS:...but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting... ARTHUR:Yes, I see. DENNIS:...by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,... ARTHUR:Be quiet! DENNIS:..but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more major-- ARTHUR:Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! WOMAN:Order, eh? Who does he think he is? Heh. ARTHUR:I am your king! WOMAN:Well, I didn't vote for you. ARTHUR:You don't vote for kings. WOMAN:Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR:The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS:Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ARTHUR:Be quiet! DENNIS:Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ARTHUR:Shut up! DENNIS:I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ARTHUR:Shut up, will you? Shut up! DENNIS:Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR:Shut up! DENNIS:Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed! ARTHUR:Bloody peasant! DENNIS:Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn't you?there, finished it off
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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I love that sketch!
Eaton wasn't good enough, was it? Had to go poncing off to Barnsley, you all your coal mining friends.
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Coilette
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #64 on: 11-15-2004 16:09 »
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Originally posted by David A: and Nigel has run himself over! Ah yes, he was ran over by an MG Roadster, if I'm not mistaken. And... everyone, jump over 2 matchboxes if you can! Don't forget: Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel, And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the turning of the wrist, Socrates himself was permanently pissed... John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, with half a pint of shandy was particularly ill, Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day, Aristotle, Aristotle was a beggar for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink therefore I am." Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed; A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
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catindisguise
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Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by Coilette: Cat: I don't think so, it's the one with 'I waggled me wig + Banged me gavel'. I can't remember the whole sketch. I think that's the same sketch, looking back... Meh, I can't even remember now... Also, upperclass twit of the year rules, the matchbox jump was great. Speaking of Australia: Australia! Australia! Australia! Australia! We love you! Amen! *drinking ensues*So...you're not called Bruce?...Ha! Take that you convicts!
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kiffan
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« Reply #67 on: 12-08-2004 13:02 »
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Melllvar
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SketchesMmm, this thread pre-dates this oneStill, anyway, favourites: Bicycle Repair Man, The Dull Life Of A City Stockbroker, Undertaker, Spanish Inquisition, Science Fiction Sketch, The Cycling Tour, Cheese Shop, Sam Pekinpah's Salad Days. There are loads....
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CrazyDoc
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by Impossible Some people hate being called British - they prefer what ever nationality in the UK they are (eg. English, Welsh...)
They've got the right idea... Anyway, my fave Monty Python sketches are... Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson Ministry of Silly Walks Ethel the Frog: The Piranha Brothers The Spanish Inquisition Crackpot Religions, Ltd. Hungarian Phrasebook Njorl's Saga Neurotic Announcers Travel Agent Report on Minister Reports Cheese Shop Dirty Vicar
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ooy
Professor
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« Reply #77 on: 12-09-2004 20:36 »
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"Must be a king." "Why do you say that?" "Cuz he doesn't have shit all over him!" The Minestry of Silly walks was John Cleese's least faveorite skethes, aparently. I also love the Baravian Resuraunt [From Monty Pythons Flindeger Zicus (Treble before my bad Greman!)] "He has given them the menu in bavaria, yes Bavaria! and has scared them shitless!" Hell, I love Monty Python so much Tony, from my comis strip is called Tony M Nyphots, which is an anagram of Monty Python, in fact, that was actually used in an episode, where they had the pantomime horses fight for the job at a merchant bank over the anagramed credits.
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by CrazyDoc: Ethel the Frog: The Piranha Brothers
Classic. Gave us a fantastic quote (one of many): "He's a cruel man, but fair."
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