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ZombieJesus

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« Reply #40 on: 05-05-2002 07:09 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2002 07:09 »

"Striptease" with Demi Moore  puke

TOTPD (no striptease dance)
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #41 on: 05-05-2002 15:51 »

TAKE IT OFF!!
edeltraut

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« Reply #42 on: 05-05-2002 17:17 »

The worst movies ever made are ones that try to spoof a genre.  Some are all right (I thought Airplane was ok), but some others are truly terrible.  Scary Movie, for example.  I seriously don't know what I was thinking.  It didn't really appeal to me, but I went to see it anyways because my younger brother begged me to take him.  If it had just been me alone, I would've walked out.  Not because I found the gross-out humor offensive, it just wasn't funny.  Then they actually made a sequel...

Another movie that goes on my all-time worst list is Mafia.  Good thing that was just a rented one, so I didn't waste $5 that time.
Just Chris

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« Reply #43 on: 05-06-2002 00:31 »

There was this TV show in a local network called Svengoolie, AKA Rich Koz. He's like this vampire/Beetlejuice guy, and in every show he hosts a feature movie which is always some cheesy horror/sci-fi flick. While the movie runs, canned voices and sound fx are added purposely by Svengoolie to liven up the film. For example, the theme of M*A*S*H plays in a scene where army helicopters attack the son of Godzilla.
cellery

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« Reply #44 on: 05-06-2002 00:35 »

Forgot a few:

Palmetto
The Saint (90s remake)
Godzilla (2000)
DrThunder88

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« Reply #45 on: 05-06-2002 02:01 »

 
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Originally posted by cellery:

Godzilla (2000)


Do you mean Godzilla 2000?

Or that awful American Godzilla?

Because I have to agree if you meant the latter.
cellery

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« Reply #46 on: 05-06-2002 02:27 »

Yeah, the one with Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria. I thought it came out in 2000 (hence the typo in year), but I guess not. Awful piece of cinema that was.
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #47 on: 05-06-2002 03:11 »
« Last Edit on: 05-06-2002 03:11 »

Slightly OT: I haven't heard anything definite yet, but Sony is considering releasing Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Daikaiju Soukougeki in the US. By the director of the recent Gamera trilogy, it will knock almost any Godzilla-fan's socks off. (WARNING: Link contains spoilers.)
Kryten

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« Reply #48 on: 05-06-2002 13:34 »

Isn't it "Gojira" in Japan?
homerjaysimpson

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« Reply #49 on: 05-06-2002 15:08 »

I saw the worst movie ever made today in one of class.The movie is called "Never Been Kissed" the whole plot was really bad and almost every one in that movie acted like a they were under the age of five.


^Please Don't Buy This Movie Or Watch It^
Delta-V

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« Reply #50 on: 05-06-2002 15:48 »

I actually kinda liked "Never Been Kissed", but then I just like Drew Barrymore in general.
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #51 on: 05-06-2002 16:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Kryten:
Isn't it "Gojira" in Japan?

Yeah, but I put the English names up for the benefit of us all. Mothra would be "Mosura" and my man K-Ghiddy would be "Kingu Ghidora." (Baragon, the floppy-eared monster from Frankenstein Conquers The World and Destroy All Monsters rounds out the monster cast, but they left his name out of the title.)

Lesotho_Leela

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« Reply #52 on: 05-06-2002 16:42 »

Oh! Where do I start...

A.I: I anticipated this film to the extreme. It was a heartwarming tear jerker that ended in the worst possible way ever that left me thinking "Why the hell did I pay Lt4.50 for that?

The Blair Witch Project: I went to be scared out of my wits when all I got was a meagre gasp. I actually wanted them to die in the forest, it was so bad, and the stoned guy behind me even hated it.

Fight Club: Dont even get me started....
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« Reply #53 on: 05-06-2002 18:52 »

 
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Fight Club
what the fuck????
tell me you're kidding
Torquemada

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« Reply #54 on: 05-06-2002 19:10 »

That must rank in my top ten favorite films of all time.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #55 on: 05-06-2002 20:26 »

Someone else doesn't like Fight Club? Oh my god, I think I've found my soul mate!

Except you also hated AI. Damn.
Dark Prince

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« Reply #56 on: 05-07-2002 07:54 »

  I know the most terrible movie ever made, but to protect your fragile little minds, i'm not going to tell you it's name, but moneky just walked past and groaned at the very first syllable of the title, it's that bad.

  "Behold the giant"
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #57 on: 05-07-2002 08:26 »

Whosa whuzza wizzle? What?
bartman

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« Reply #58 on: 05-07-2002 12:20 »

spy kids sucked
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« Reply #59 on: 05-08-2002 00:54 »

 
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Originally posted by bartman:
spy kids sucked
no it didn't.
for what it was, it wasn't too bad. :P
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #60 on: 05-15-2002 05:30 »

Just for the hell of it, these are the lyrics of the theme song of a perfectly awful Italian Star Trek ripoff called Beast In Space.

NOTE: The lyrics, like the movie's credits, are in English; however, the singers (who sound like Italy's answer to the BeeGees on 'ludes) don't speak English. Every "o" is pronounced "long," as in "d'oh!"--and are marked thoroughout the lyrics here as "" (...although that's NOT the correct symbol. So "nt" is pronounced here like "note." The correct symbol is apparently not available in my character map.)

Also, "inhospitable" is pronounced "in-hs-pi-table," sort of like the Knights of Camelot singing in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The music is droning synthesizer crap, naturally a little more Europey than, say, the soundtrack of Space Munity.


We are nt alne, here in space,
Every day...new planets.
We are nt alne, here in space,
Every day...new life.
Every day, every day, amazing flights
And angels, in shcking spaceships!
We are nt alne, here in space,
Because,
Here in space, we have brthers.
 
Every day, every day, g far away,
To clnize in-hs-pi-table wrlds,
We are nt alne, here in space,
Because,
Here in space, we have brthers.

We are nt alne, here in space,
Every day...new UFs.
We are nt alne, here in space,
Every day...new dangers.
Every day, every day, new thing can bring
Computers and superhuman men!
We are nt alne, here in space,
Because,
Here in space, we have brthers.


I have a 3MB Real file of the song if anyone wants to experience the horror for themselves.

M. Proctor

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« Reply #61 on: 05-15-2002 12:27 »

Most boring movie: You've got mail with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan,  puke
Impossible

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« Reply #62 on: 05-15-2002 16:12 »

The modern version of "Village Of The Damned" ~ the adults keep dying by crashing into petrol tanks....
Archie2K

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« Reply #63 on: 05-15-2002 16:42 »

The most boring film I saw this year was Shallow Hal. It was so boring I kept concentrating on my bladder.
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« Reply #64 on: 05-15-2002 23:41 »

"Thin Red Line", with Sean Penn.....i never returned a half watched movie until then... i found it too slow, too dull and too long.
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #65 on: 05-16-2002 03:00 »
« Last Edit on: 05-16-2002 03:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Impossible:
The modern version of "Village Of The Damned"

It's not often you get to see Luke Skywalker stuff a gun barrel in his own mouth, or Kirstie Alley gut herself with a scalpel, and Michael Pre get blowed up real good before the credits even get started! Those pluses aside, however, the highlight of groaning stupidity in this piece of sadistic junk (the who-asked-for-it John Carpenter remake, not the original classic) is the fact that the wall clock, and the clock in Christopher Reeve's bag, are mysteriously synchronized to the microsecond.

Impossible

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« Reply #66 on: 05-16-2002 13:35 »

I'm watching "Sphere" at the moment......its okay...
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #67 on: 05-17-2002 07:59 »

The Blair Witch was pretty god damn crap! Everyone was hyping it up about how it was the scariest film ever made and that when it was first shown in America, people were being taken out of the cinema crying and being hysterical???  hmpf I never went to see it at the cinema beacuse its not my sort of thing but It was on one of the movie channels on Sky a while back so I decided to watch it and it was soooooo boring and it never made me jump, or surprised me or made me scared at all. It was TRASH!! I switced it off in the end because I was practically falling asleep. I hate it when films get hyped up and they're never as good as they say they are when you eventually get to see them  roll eyes
FishyJoe

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« Reply #68 on: 05-17-2002 15:01 »

Yeah. I tried to admire Blair Witch for its original premise, but the movie was pretty sucky.

Also, I hated having to explain to people that the movie was fictional. Stupid people.

And I don't see what's so admirable about their internet campaign. So they blatantly lied about how scary their movie was...wow, what a bunch of inovators.
Lesotho_Leela

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« Reply #69 on: 05-17-2002 15:04 »

Hated A.I, cos of the stupid ending. Hated Harry Potter. Hate most films, and Fight Club Sucked.
Impossible

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« Reply #70 on: 05-17-2002 15:18 »

Blair Witch sucked. Was Blair Witch 2 any good?
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« Reply #71 on: 05-17-2002 15:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Impossible:
Blair Witch sucked. Was Blair Witch 2 any good?
No,it is worst.

ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #72 on: 05-17-2002 15:58 »

I've never seen the 2nd one but I'll take your advice Mr Potter thats its crap like the 1st one  wink
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« Reply #73 on: 05-18-2002 05:35 »

 
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Originally posted by Lesotho_Leela:
Hate most films, and Fight Club Sucked.

Fight Club ruled, why did you think it sucked?

yokurt

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« Reply #74 on: 05-19-2002 10:29 »

the worst movies I`ve ever seen are "Godzilla","Blair Witch Project","Deep Impact", and "battlefield Earth" and others which i can`t remember now. by the way, "fight club" is very good!
danny-dude

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« Reply #75 on: 05-20-2002 16:20 »

Gawd Blimey, take your pick! Almost every film irritates the s**t out of me! I hardly ever go to the cinema these days -- except with Juliet, of course... ;-)

Danny

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« Reply #76 on: 05-20-2002 18:13 »

i actually like Blair Witch 2 somewhat. my fave song in the whole world i heard for the first time at the end of that movie but Blair witch one was craptacular. I saw it in the theater and that is 6 dollars and 2 hours of my life i will never get back. also fight club, and resident evil sucked ass
Just Chris

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« Reply #77 on: 05-21-2002 23:32 »
« Last Edit on: 05-21-2002 23:32 »

Take a read at this:

BrainSluggo

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« Reply #78 on: 05-22-2002 02:42 »

"It's still better than Episode I."

  laff   laff   puke   laff
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« Reply #79 on: 05-22-2002 04:40 »

  I've seen worse light sabres.


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