Worst Movie Of All Time

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"Striptease" with Demi Moore 

TOTPD (no striptease dance)

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TAKE IT OFF!!

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The worst movies ever made are ones that try to spoof a genre.  Some are all right (I thought Airplane was ok), but some others are truly terrible.  Scary Movie, for example.  I seriously don't know what I was thinking.  It didn't really appeal to me, but I went to see it anyways because my younger brother begged me to take him.  If it had just been me alone, I would've walked out.  Not because I found the gross-out humor offensive, it just wasn't funny.  Then they actually made a sequel...

Another movie that goes on my all-time worst list is Mafia.  Good thing that was just a rented one, so I didn't waste $5 that time.

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There was this TV show in a local network called Svengoolie, AKA Rich Koz. He's like this vampire/Beetlejuice guy, and in every show he hosts a feature movie which is always some cheesy horror/sci-fi flick. While the movie runs, canned voices and sound fx are added purposely by Svengoolie to liven up the film. For example, the theme of M*A*S*H plays in a scene where army helicopters attack the son of Godzilla.

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Forgot a few:

Palmetto
The Saint (90s remake)
Godzilla (2000)

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Originally posted by cellery:

Godzilla (2000)

Do you mean Godzilla 2000?

Or that awful American Godzilla?

Because I have to agree if you meant the latter.

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Yeah, the one with Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria. I thought it came out in 2000 (hence the typo in year), but I guess not. Awful piece of cinema that was.

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Slightly OT: I haven't heard anything definite yet, but Sony is considering releasing Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Daikaiju Soukougeki in the US. By the director of the recent Gamera trilogy, it will knock almost any Godzilla-fan's socks off. (WARNING: Link contains spoilers.)

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Isn't it "Gojira" in Japan?

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I saw the worst movie ever made today in one of class.The movie is called "Never Been Kissed" the whole plot was really bad and almost every one in that movie acted like a they were under the age of five.


^Please Don't Buy This Movie Or Watch It^

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I actually kinda liked "Never Been Kissed", but then I just like Drew Barrymore in general.

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Originally posted by Kryten:
Isn't it "Gojira" in Japan?

Yeah, but I put the English names up for the benefit of us all. Mothra would be "Mosura" and my man K-Ghiddy would be "Kingu Ghidora." (Baragon, the floppy-eared monster from Frankenstein Conquers The World and Destroy All Monsters rounds out the monster cast, but they left his name out of the title.)

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Oh! Where do I start...

A.I: I anticipated this film to the extreme. It was a heartwarming tear jerker that ended in the worst possible way ever that left me thinking "Why the hell did I pay Lt4.50 for that?

The Blair Witch Project: I went to be scared out of my wits when all I got was a meagre gasp. I actually wanted them to die in the forest, it was so bad, and the stoned guy behind me even hated it.

Fight Club: Dont even get me started....

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Fight Club

what the fuck????
tell me you're kidding

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That must rank in my top ten favorite films of all time.

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Someone else doesn't like Fight Club? Oh my god, I think I've found my soul mate!

Except you also hated AI. Damn.

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  I know the most terrible movie ever made, but to protect your fragile little minds, i'm not going to tell you it's name, but moneky just walked past and groaned at the very first syllable of the title, it's that bad.

  "Behold the giant"

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Whosa whuzza wizzle? What?

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spy kids sucked

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Originally posted by bartman:
spy kids sucked

no it didn't.
for what it was, it wasn't too bad. :P

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Just for the hell of it, these are the lyrics of the theme song of a perfectly awful Italian Star Trek ripoff called Beast In Space.

NOTE: The lyrics, like the movie's credits, are in English; however, the singers (who sound like Italy's answer to the BeeGees on 'ludes) don't speak English. Every "o" is pronounced "long," as in "d'oh!"--and are marked thoroughout the lyrics here as "ô" (...although that's NOT the correct symbol. So "nôt" is pronounced here like "note." The correct symbol is apparently not available in my character map.)

Also, "inhospitable" is pronounced "in-hôs-pi-table," sort of like the Knights of Camelot singing in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The music is droning synthesizer crap, naturally a little more Europey than, say, the soundtrack of Space Munity.


We are nôt alône, here in space,
Every day...new planets.
We are nôt alône, here in space,
Every day...new life.
Every day, every day, amazing flights
And angels, in shôcking spaceships!
We are nôt alône, here in space,
Because,
Here in space, we have brôthers.
 
Every day, every day, gô far away,
To côlônize in-hôs-pi-table wôrlds,
We are nôt alône, here in space,
Because,
Here in space, we have brôthers.

We are nôt alône, here in space,
Every day...new UFÔs.
We are nôt alône, here in space,
Every day...new dangers.
Every day, every day, new thing can bring
Computers and superhuman men!
We are nôt alône, here in space,
Because,
Here in space, we have brôthers.

I have a 3MB Real file of the song if anyone wants to experience the horror for themselves.

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Most boring movie: You've got mail with Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, 

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The modern version of "Village Of The Damned" ~ the adults keep dying by crashing into petrol tanks....

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The most boring film I saw this year was Shallow Hal. It was so boring I kept concentrating on my bladder.

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"Thin Red Line", with Sean Penn.....i never returned a half watched movie until then... i found it too slow, too dull and too long.

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Originally posted by Impossible:
The modern version of "Village Of The Damned"

It's not often you get to see Luke Skywalker stuff a gun barrel in his own mouth, or Kirstie Alley gut herself with a scalpel, and Michael Pàre get blowed up real good before the credits even get started! Those pluses aside, however, the highlight of groaning stupidity in this piece of sadistic junk (the who-asked-for-it John Carpenter remake, not the original classic) is the fact that the wall clock, and the clock in Christopher Reeve's bag, are mysteriously synchronized to the microsecond.

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I'm watching "Sphere" at the moment......its okay...

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The Blair Witch was pretty god damn crap! Everyone was hyping it up about how it was the scariest film ever made and that when it was first shown in America, people were being taken out of the cinema crying and being hysterical???  I never went to see it at the cinema beacuse its not my sort of thing but It was on one of the movie channels on Sky a while back so I decided to watch it and it was soooooo boring and it never made me jump, or surprised me or made me scared at all. It was TRASH!! I switced it off in the end because I was practically falling asleep. I hate it when films get hyped up and they're never as good as they say they are when you eventually get to see them 

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Yeah. I tried to admire Blair Witch for its original premise, but the movie was pretty sucky.

Also, I hated having to explain to people that the movie was fictional. Stupid people.

And I don't see what's so admirable about their internet campaign. So they blatantly lied about how scary their movie was...wow, what a bunch of inovators.

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Hated A.I, cos of the stupid ending. Hated Harry Potter. Hate most films, and Fight Club Sucked.

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Blair Witch sucked. Was Blair Witch 2 any good?

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Originally posted by Impossible:
Blair Witch sucked. Was Blair Witch 2 any good?

No,it is worst.

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I've never seen the 2nd one but I'll take your advice Mr Potter thats its crap like the 1st one 

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Originally posted by Lesotho_Leela:
Hate most films, and Fight Club Sucked.

Fight Club ruled, why did you think it sucked?

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the worst movies I`ve ever seen are "Godzilla","Blair Witch Project","Deep Impact", and "battlefield Earth" and others which i can`t remember now. by the way, "fight club" is very good!

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Gawd Blimey, take your pick! Almost every film irritates the s**t out of me! I hardly ever go to the cinema these days -- except with Juliet, of course... ;-)

Danny

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i actually like Blair Witch 2 somewhat. my fave song in the whole world i heard for the first time at the end of that movie but Blair witch one was craptacular. I saw it in the theater and that is 6 dollars and 2 hours of my life i will never get back. also fight club, and resident evil sucked ass

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Take a read at this:

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"It's still better than Episode I."

           

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  I've seen worse light sabres.


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