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Zogonif

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« Reply #280 on: 07-23-2005 22:52 »

Napoleon Dynamite looks shit to me
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #281 on: 07-23-2005 22:56 »

Looks like shit? Does that mean you haven't seen it yet?

I said Titanic was the worst movie ever...I was wrong. It's 'You've Got Served'.
Zogonif

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« Reply #282 on: 07-24-2005 01:54 »

 
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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Looks like shit? Does that mean you haven't seen it yet?

I said Titanic was the worst movie ever...I was wrong. It's 'You've Got Served'.

Well from all the previews and stuff that i've seen of it just does'nt interest me
Spacedal11

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« Reply #283 on: 07-24-2005 11:55 »
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Originally posted by Wooter:
I used to like you Spacedal! But first you rape me, leading to my turn to vampirism, then you don't like The Incredibles? For shame! Please tell me you liked The Iron Giant!

I can't believe people would turn on me because I did not like one stupid movie. (Ok 2 if you count Napoleon Dynamite). I am entitled to my own opinions. I have a right to stand out from the crowd.

And Iron Giant was ok, Jennifer Aniston was in it so I liked that. But on my list, it's not at the top.


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Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #284 on: 07-24-2005 12:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Spacedal11:
And Iron Giant was ok, Jennifer Aniston was in it so I liked that. But on my list, it's not at the top.
I suggest you stop arguing now, Wooter.  I don't think you're going to win this one.
cosmic J

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« Reply #285 on: 07-24-2005 12:52 »

Too many to choose from, but anything with an unfunny jew as the star of it.
becky

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« Reply #286 on: 07-24-2005 19:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Zogonif:
Well from all the previews and stuff that i've seen of it just does'nt interest me

You shouldn't judge a movie you haven't seen yet by its trailers. Sometimes a trailer can be very misleading. Napoleon Dynamite is a strange movie though, it might be hard to like it, so I won't blame you if you don't. (Just for the record, I liked it.)

Worst movie? For me, two movies made by the director Ed Wood: "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and "Glen or Glenda?". When I saw them, just for kicks (I heard they were really bad), I felt sorry him (Wood).
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #287 on: 07-24-2005 19:55 »
« Last Edit on: 07-24-2005 19:55 »

Aw, don't get on Ed Wood. Johnny Depp did good in that movie...oh, you meant the director. Oh, yeah, those were "low budget" kind of bad more than "this movie sucks monkey balls" kind of bad. I'll have to watch more of his films to judge him wholey, but I've seen Plan 9, and it's not as bad as "You've Got Served".
becky

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« Reply #288 on: 07-24-2005 20:20 »

Heh, the movie Ed Wood was great. In fact, that was what made me want to see Woods movies (not the porn flicks he made in the 70s, though  tongue). They're more than low-budget bad; the scripts arenít quite the masterpieces either! If what we see in Tim Burton's movie about him is correct, he wrote his screenplays in just a couple of days... Thatís bad.
Roy Bluth

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« Reply #289 on: 07-25-2005 20:15 »

I liked The Incredible, it was very well done, and very well written.

I haven't seen Napolean Dynamite, but I want to.

I won't even go near You Got Served.

I also like Iron Giant, it was sweet.
evan

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« Reply #290 on: 07-26-2005 01:24 »

Napolean Dynamite is terrible. The only reason it's popular is because some kids think it's 'hip' to be 'geeky.' This film is for geek-posers everywhere, as if there was such a category. There are no jokes, no funny moments, no laughs...just ugly people with their mouths open for a long period of time.
PumaGirl

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« Reply #291 on: 07-26-2005 05:44 »

Worst film for me: Pearl Harbour. That was the longest three hours of my life. Also after that I stopped going to cinema just because friends talking me into it!
Spacedal11

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« Reply #292 on: 07-26-2005 19:06 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:
Napolean Dynamite is terrible. The only reason it's popular is because some kids think it's 'hip' to be 'geeky.' This film is for geek-posers everywhere, as if there was such a category. There are no jokes, no funny moments, no laughs...just ugly people with their mouths open for a long period of time.

I so agree with that. I mean I thought that he was retarded after watching the first couple minutes. And I hate posers. I hate that there are so many posers that there is a movie to honor them.

Everyone who has disowned me cause I hated the Incredibles: It sucked for me because it was the most sterotype-ish superhero movie I had ever seen. It had the typical whiney ass teenage daughter, the annoying little boy, the baby that had, what I like to call, the Michelle Tanner Syndrome. The villan was worst of all. But seriously it was just like pouring acid in my eyes. It's not my fault. Stop with the hurting!  frown


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iliketowankalot

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« Reply #293 on: 07-28-2005 14:20 »
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I havent disowned you Spacedal, you still got me, havent seen incredibles yet, kind of getting tired of all the superhero movies cummin out, how many are there now?
Batman begins was decent but the other stuff cummin out like Fantastic 4 looks really really gay.

Anywho worst movie ive seen is probably Blair Witch or Titanic, I had high hopes for Titanic, didnt know it was going to be a chick flick, thought it was going to be like the Terminator cos Cameron was directing it, I was crying with disgust by the end of it.
And jezus was this movie long, almost as long as my penis
Gorky

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« Reply #294 on: 07-28-2005 16:02 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
And jezus was this movie long, almost as long as my penis

You have a 3-hour-long penis? Where is it the other 21 hours?

 tongue

Seriously, though, this is a tough question. You know what movie, off the top of my head, really sucked? Solaris. For the life of me, I cannot figure out what the hell that movie was about. Maybe the movie's not to blame...maybe I'm just ignorant. But I got so confused that it's not even funny. Now, granted, I watched it at about midnight, which really isn't the best time to watch some sort of confusing sci-fi movie, but still. Man, did it suck.

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« Reply #295 on: 07-28-2005 16:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Spacedal11:
 
Everyone who has disowned me cause I hated the Incredibles: It sucked for me because it was the most sterotype-ish superhero movie I had ever seen.

Not to nitpick or anything, but that was kind of the point.

DotheBartman

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« Reply #296 on: 07-28-2005 16:27 »
« Last Edit on: 07-28-2005 16:27 »

 
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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
And jezus was this movie long, almost as long as my penis

"You call that a film reel?  Pfft."

 
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Originally posted by Newhook
Not to nitpick or anything, but that was kind of the point.

Yeah, complaining about The Incredibles being too stereotypical is kind of like complaining about "This is Spinal Tap" being too stereotypical.

Anyway, I think a lot of people are picking too many recent movies.  Hollywood existed before 2000 or so you know.  That said, I'm actually going to have to a recent movie myself: "Gigli".  Honestly, that movie is confoundingly bad.  It's literally just a bunch of stuff that happens, with ridiculous plot holes (you can actually see them forming on screen) and completely pointless occurances, and it manages to personally insult everyone with a mentally disabled loved one to boot.  And sweet zombie jesus, it ends on the set of Baywatch for god's sakes.  I'm not kidding.


ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #297 on: 07-28-2005 18:04 »

Constatine was a bit like that. It was mostly just random events happening that don't have all that clear of a connection. There's some kind of plot about the anti-christ being born, but it can't really form due to all of the other happenings it feels the need to include.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #298 on: 07-28-2005 21:01 »
« Last Edit on: 07-29-2005 00:00 »

   
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Originally posted by newhook_1:
 Not to nitpick or anything, but that was kind of the point.


Figures. But that's probably what made me hate it. Same old original story. I like unoriginal things. Or if it's original, it has to be good.


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Boost

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« Reply #299 on: 08-01-2005 23:42 »

i wouldnt call it the worst moive of all time but i would call it a pritty lame one, star wars ep 3 i feel asleep druing half of it and the other half was full of nothing inturnal conflit wit the carictars.
DogDoo8

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« Reply #300 on: 08-01-2005 23:56 »

Two worst movies for me were, AVP and Sky Cpnt and the world of the tomorrow. Man, now that was jsut painfully crap.
canned eggs

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« Reply #301 on: 08-02-2005 22:01 »

 
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Originally posted by cosmic J:
Too many to choose from, but anything with an unfunny jew as the star of it.

Like the Bible?

DogDoo8, are you like 2?  Haven't you ever seen a movie that was made more than a year ago?
bankrupt

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« Reply #302 on: 08-03-2005 00:09 »

Two of the worst that I've paid to see are Cradle Will Rock and Sliver.
Wooter

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« Reply #303 on: 08-03-2005 00:28 »

I hate Mission To Mars. It looks good for a while, then the end rolls around, and I think "That's it? That was the most idiotic ending I've ever seen in a big budget movie! Now I'm in a bad mood..."
DogDoo8

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« Reply #304 on: 08-03-2005 00:52 »

 
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Originally posted by canned eggs:
 Like the Bible?

DogDoo8, are you like 2?  Haven't you ever seen a movie that was made more than a year ago?


Yes! Yes I have.

Its just that I like alot of old movies more then I do new movies, you think that Hollywood would be able to get it right after 20 years, but no they haven't!

Its just easier to pick from a short list of crap movies recently made then it is to think of an old movie that I haven't seen in 10 years and with good cause too.

I can't belive I didn't say "ET"before.
That was by far my most hated movie that was ever made, it was a pathetic attempt at movie making.
Zogonif

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« Reply #305 on: 08-03-2005 01:22 »

How can you say ET was crap its one of the best movies around
canned eggs

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« Reply #306 on: 08-03-2005 10:58 »

ET was crap.  People like it because they're tools. 

But I don't see why you guys continue to argue as if there's still some question on this topic when I told you years ago that the worst movie of all time is Howard the Duck.
Zogonif

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« Reply #307 on: 08-03-2005 11:33 »

Your the one idiot to rule them all Canned eggs
Joysauce

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« Reply #308 on: 08-03-2005 21:02 »
« Last Edit on: 08-03-2005 21:02 »

 
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Originally posted by Boost:
i wouldnt call it the worst moive of all time but i would call it a pritty lame one, star wars ep 3 i feel asleep druing half of it and the other half was full of nothing inturnal conflit wit the carictars.


I think the worst movie I've ever seen is "That Guy's Spelling". Followed closely by "His Opinions".  tongue
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #309 on: 08-04-2005 01:34 »

Sky Captain was awesome. It had robots, AND dinosaur things. AND a rocket ship.
Zogonif

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« Reply #310 on: 08-04-2005 04:36 »

Sky captain was allright still could'eve made it better
Spacedal11

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« Reply #311 on: 08-05-2005 12:03 »

 
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Sky Captain was awesome. It had robots, AND dinosaur things. AND a rocket ship.

AND Jude Law was in it!...oh wait that's not good. But then what wasn't he in last year? I think I managed to only see one of his movies. That was A Series of Unfortunate Events, he was only the narrorater. I wonder if what Chris Rock said at the Oscars was true...
Zogonif

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« Reply #312 on: 08-05-2005 12:08 »

And what was that ???
ShortRoundMcfly

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« Reply #313 on: 08-05-2005 13:08 »

I've officially seen the worst movie in history, Terror Toons. Normally such a title is Hyperbole, but go to your local blockbuster and actually check it out. You will agree that it's crappiness casts a shadow on all other crappy films. How it even got into blockbuster, I'll never know.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #314 on: 08-05-2005 13:30 »

 
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Originally posted by Zogonif:
And what was that ???

Correct me if I'm wrong but it was along the lines of

CR: Jude Law was in every movie this [2004] year. Even if he didn't act in it, somewhere in the credits it'd say that he brought muffins or something.

I got a kick out of it.


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evan

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« Reply #315 on: 08-05-2005 15:02 »

Chris Rock: "Jude Law?!? Who is this guy and why is he in every movie made this year?"

<later in the show>

Sean Penn not getting the joke: "For our host's information, Mr. Law is one of our country's finest actors...."
tyraniak

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« Reply #316 on: 08-05-2005 23:30 »

There's this really lame Brian De Palma movie called Blow Out that starred Travolta and John Lithgow
Zogonif

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« Reply #317 on: 08-06-2005 00:59 »

 
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Originally posted by ShortRoundMcfly:
I've officially seen the worst movie in history, Terror Toons. Normally such a title is Hyperbole, but go to your local blockbuster and actually check it out. You will agree that it's crappiness casts a shadow on all other crappy films. How it even got into blockbuster, I'll never know.

That'll be one of those Stright to video movies there's heaps of them at the Video shop

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« Reply #318 on: 08-06-2005 04:50 »

Both the loony toons movies; Loony Toon Back in Action and Space Jam... Must rip Michel Jordan's (Fogrive me for my bad spelling of his name Jordan fans) voice box out. The original cartoons will always have a place in my heart.

Also Titanic, yep I saw that moive once... only once, thank god.

Star Wars Episodes 1, 2, and 3; they never existed in my opinion, the Star Wars movies will always be A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

MOONWALKER... the michel jackson moive  eek how could I foget that one.

Van Helsign and Hell Boy too.

And Matrix 2 and 3. 1 will always be a classic. 2, I was the only person in my town to get that film and 3 was just a feast of computer generated Dragon Ball Z madness.
Spacedal11

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« Reply #319 on: 08-06-2005 11:52 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:
Chris Rock: "Jude Law?!? Who is this guy and why is he in every movie made this year?"

<later in the show>

Sean Penn not getting the joke: "For our host's information, Mr. Law is one of our country's finest actors...."

Ah yes. How could I forget about Sean Penn being an idiot? I think I missed that part of the show but I heard so much of it afterwards.


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