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fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #200 on: 09-06-2004 18:20 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2004 18:20 »

I saw Eight Legged Freaks a few years back and that movie was crappy.

#200   big grin
LepersfromMars
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« Reply #201 on: 09-07-2004 13:00 »

INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN.
I couldn't even sit through it on "Mystery Science Theater 3000."
Lurrr

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« Reply #202 on: 09-07-2004 17:27 »

 
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Isn't the whole movie based on the ideas of Scientology?

It's based on one of L. Ron Hubbard's books I believe, and the Church of Scientology wouldn't let the film be made unless it stuck rigidly to the book. Which is probably why it is a huge bloated turd of a movie.
TheLesbianLeela

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« Reply #203 on: 09-08-2004 07:51 »

The worst movie of all times?

It's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", a movie that bad that I did have nightmares about it.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #204 on: 09-08-2004 09:34 »

Never! Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is wonderful! Evil dwarves! Deranged and sadistic Chocolate factory owners! Annoying kids who are systematically killed off for the horrendous crime of being annoying kids! All this adds up to a marvelously bizarre waste of time!
EvilLunch

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« Reply #205 on: 09-08-2004 20:02 »

Yeah, it gave me nightmares too[Oompa Loompas.. :shudder:], but damn if I don't love it anyway..
Zion Ravescene

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« Reply #206 on: 09-08-2004 21:13 »

 
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Never! Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is wonderful! Evil dwarves! Deranged and sadistic Chocolate factory owners! Annoying kids who are systematically killed off for the horrendous crime of being annoying kids! All this adds up to a marvelously bizarre waste of time!

All of that and Roy Kinnear!  I still love that movie.

"YES! It's an extender!"
ghoulishmoose

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« Reply #207 on: 09-09-2004 13:43 »

 
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Originally posted by TheLesbianLeela:

It's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", a movie that bad that I did have nightmares about it.

That film is pretty damn freaky. Tim Burton's spin on it should be excellent then! He's good with that spooky kinda thing. He'll fit right in.
Melllvar

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« Reply #208 on: 09-09-2004 14:05 »

My least favourite movie, and therefore the worst is:

Razor Blade Smile

It's a godawful vampire movie schtick about a female-lesbian-goth vampire assassin, purely written to appeal to pathetic goths.

Oh, and it's got a twist about a subtle as a baseball bat.
Sweetmelly

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« Reply #209 on: 09-12-2004 13:24 »

The worst movie of all time is now running in Germany. It's called "Daniel der Zauberer" (Daniel the Magician) and nobody knows why this movie even exist. By the way it's voted worst movie in the IMDB. It's the first German movie which received this "honour".
Spacedal11

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« Reply #210 on: 09-12-2004 13:35 »

The Wizard of Oz. I'm sorry but I think that movie is a bunch of crap! I hate it. Not now, not than, not ever!!!
FryMeARiver

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« Reply #211 on: 09-13-2004 00:14 »

Bicentenial Man.

I can't speak about how horrible that movie was, or I'll hurt someone.
Blackadder11

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« Reply #212 on: 09-13-2004 00:39 »

I just saw as much as I could stand of My Big Fat Greek Wedding before I wanted to punch every one of those Greek bastards in the face. So I'll pick it.
Jicannon

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« Reply #213 on: 09-13-2004 23:11 »

Anchorman....Will Ferrell gets on my nerves  hmpf
LLL

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« Reply #214 on: 04-13-2005 15:47 »

star wars ep 1
lotr the fellowship of the ring
The crazies
Tomb raider:the only good part was chris barrie because he is in Red dwarf.
kiffan

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« Reply #215 on: 04-13-2005 20:22 »

will ferrell is awsome! He is going to be in two upcomming movies, so I hope he doesn't get over exposed.
Lamest movies ever:
dragonheart 2 (saw it babysitting)
Mr. Magoo
master of disguise
zapperdan

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« Reply #216 on: 04-13-2005 22:38 »
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i can't remember if i posted this before, but:

rollerboys
eurotrip
underworld
zoolander

i can't remember anymore.

oops, yes i can,
alien resurrection
and ANY adam sandler film, i want to smash that guys face in, so bad  up yours
Zogonif

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« Reply #217 on: 04-14-2005 01:24 »

Starship troopers 2 damn that movie was crap compared to the first one
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« Reply #218 on: 04-14-2005 14:01 »

 
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Originally posted by LLL in this thread:
lotr the fellowship of the ring
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Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread:
battlefield earth
I'm sorry, what lunatic asylum did you say you were posting from?
morbo_it

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« Reply #219 on: 04-14-2005 14:46 »
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alexander of oliver stone. it sucks
Sil

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« Reply #220 on: 04-14-2005 17:22 »

Duel by Steven Spielberg.

Now, I appreciate that that film was revolutionary at the time, but now, you sit, and you watch it, and believe me, there is only so long that you can watch a guy in a car being chased by another guy in a tanker with little or no dialogue or erm... anything else really, before it starts to wear seriously thin. And at the end, you sit back, and you say "fuck me, did I really just waste two hours of my ever-dwindling life watching that crap?"

So... yeah.
Zogonif

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« Reply #221 on: 04-17-2005 01:40 »

Jin Roh this movie was so crap !
canned eggs

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« Reply #222 on: 04-17-2005 03:31 »

Am I on every page of this thread telling people that Howard the Duck is the worst movie ever?  I should be.  In fact, close the thread now, because I've answered the question.
chay´s head

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« Reply #223 on: 04-17-2005 04:39 »

The Bourne Supremacy

FUCKING HELL! USE A DOLLY OR A TRIPOD!!!

jesus that pissed me off, i felt soo sick after it. Half the time you couldn't tell what was happening, one second there was a car chase then the next second two people are fighting hand to hand in a tunnel.
Teral

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« Reply #224 on: 04-17-2005 04:49 »

 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
 
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Originally posted by LLL in this thread:
lotr the fellowship of the ring
 
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Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread:
battlefield earth
I'm sorry, what lunatic asylum did you say you were posting from?

What I fin even more puzzling is:
 
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Originally posted by LLL in this thread:
lotr the fellowship of the ring
 
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Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread:
lord of the rings the two towers
lord of the rings the return of the king

That's like saying you hated Star Wars, but paid money to see TESB and ROTJ anyway.
i_c_weiner

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« Reply #225 on: 04-17-2005 11:00 »

canned eggs answered the question. Howard the Duck was one of, if not, the worst movies ever.

Everybody that says anything like LotR or Star Wars is just saying that because they couldn't get into it. I couldn't get into LotR, but I don't think it's the worst ever.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #226 on: 04-17-2005 13:25 »

 
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Originally posted by chay's head:
The Bourne Supremacyone second there was a car chase then the next second two people are fighting hand to hand in a tunnel.
That never happened!
After the car chase he walks out of the tunnel.

I didn't mind the camera work too much, at least it's different, it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire).
Mr. Potter

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« Reply #227 on: 04-18-2005 00:58 »

 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~: it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire).

Dude, that's art!
Harry Sach

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« Reply #228 on: 04-18-2005 01:13 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2005 01:13 »

Blood Donors. One has to see this movie to believe how incredibly bad it is. It may be so bad it's good. Or not. http://www.blooddonorsmovie.com
Zogonif

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« Reply #229 on: 04-18-2005 01:21 »

Yep sounds Crap
DogDoo8

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« Reply #230 on: 04-18-2005 02:01 »

AVP.

Needless to say that was the worst movie that I have ever seen, it was just so forgetable. Utter Crap.
Nurdbot

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« Reply #231 on: 04-18-2005 04:19 »

Repressing memories of Howard The Duck again.

Done.

Oh, and all those stupid Movies with teenagers having a car trip across America to get a Car or Tape suck automaticly.
chay´s head

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« Reply #232 on: 04-18-2005 04:33 »

 
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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
 
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Originally posted by chay's head:
The Bourne Supremacyone second there was a car chase then the next second two people are fighting hand to hand in a tunnel.
That never happened!
After the car chase he walks out of the tunnel.

I didn't mind the camera work too much, at least it's different, it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire).

DID SO!!! the part where he is chased by the cops, and he gets rammed in the side. There is a car crash, some hand to hand combat and then he is walking out of the tunnel.
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« Reply #233 on: 04-18-2005 09:19 »
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I just watched it last night, and you sir, are delusional.
Watch it again, he doesn't leave the car (yellow taxi) from the start of the car chase (hence the name) until he walks out of the tunnel.

Alternatively, show me a screenshot of which bit you mean.
chay´s head

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« Reply #234 on: 04-18-2005 10:09 »
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what im thinking is the bit when he leaves the tunnel, hasn't he just fought someone in that tunnel? the way i remember it was:
 - Car Chase
 - Car crash in tunnel
 - Some sort of fight in tunnel
 - Him walking out of the tunnel.

I think my brain has chosen to compact that movie into a smaller memory so it will be easier to forget.
Cenobite

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« Reply #235 on: 04-18-2005 13:04 »

 
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Originally posted by Melllvar:
My least favourite movie, and therefore the worst is:

Razor Blade Smile

It's a godawful vampire movie schtick about a female-lesbian-goth vampire assassin, purely written to appeal to pathetic goths.

Oh, and it's got a twist about a subtle as a baseball bat.

I have this on video. Not sure why. I think it was very, very cheap. I almost never watch it.

I have seen a worse film, Prom night 2: cherry's revenge. I couldn't sit through the whole thing. There was literally no plot.  tongue
Teral

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« Reply #236 on: 04-18-2005 14:06 »
« Last Edit on: 04-18-2005 14:06 »

 
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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Everybody that says anything like LotR or Star Wars is just saying that because they couldn't get into it. I couldn't get into LotR, but I don't think it's the worst ever.

It's a valid opinion if you simply don't like these movies, afterall beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but where's the logic in claiming the first part of a trilogy is the worst movie ever made, and then you go out and buy, not watch or rent but buy, the next two installments.

That's like saying season 1 of Futurama is the worst crime against humanity ever broadcast, but you wouldn't mind buying season 2, 3 and 4.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #237 on: 04-18-2005 14:09 »

 
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Originally posted by chay's head:
the way i remember it was:
 - Car Chase
 - Car crash in tunnel
 - Some sort of fight in tunnel
 - Him walking out of the tunnel.
No fight! Bourne gets out of the taxi with his gun and checks that Kirill (Karl Urban, Eomer from LOTR) is dead, and he is!
His head is all mushed from the crash!
Then he walks out, just watch it again, you're brain has misfired or something.  tongue
Nerd-o-rama

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« Reply #238 on: 04-18-2005 14:32 »

The test thread reminded me of this:

Batman and Robin.  Jesus Christ did that movie suck.

No contest.  Prom Night 2 may seem worse, but at least it doesn't insult your intelligence by pretending to be related to the general awesomeness that is Batman.
Neavers

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« Reply #239 on: 04-18-2005 14:33 »

Ermmmm..... most of them these days suck noodles.
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