Worst Movie Of All Time

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I saw Eight Legged Freaks a few years back and that movie was crappy.

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INVASION OF THE NEPTUNE MEN.
I couldn't even sit through it on "Mystery Science Theater 3000."

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Isn't the whole movie based on the ideas of Scientology?

It's based on one of L. Ron Hubbard's books I believe, and the Church of Scientology wouldn't let the film be made unless it stuck rigidly to the book. Which is probably why it is a huge bloated turd of a movie.

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The worst movie of all times?

It's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", a movie that bad that I did have nightmares about it.

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Never! Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is wonderful! Evil dwarves! Deranged and sadistic Chocolate factory owners! Annoying kids who are systematically killed off for the horrendous crime of being annoying kids! All this adds up to a marvelously bizarre waste of time!

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Yeah, it gave me nightmares too[Oompa Loompas.. :shudder:], but damn if I don't love it anyway..

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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
Never! Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is wonderful! Evil dwarves! Deranged and sadistic Chocolate factory owners! Annoying kids who are systematically killed off for the horrendous crime of being annoying kids! All this adds up to a marvelously bizarre waste of time!

All of that and Roy Kinnear!  I still love that movie.

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Originally posted by TheLesbianLeela:

It's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", a movie that bad that I did have nightmares about it.

That film is pretty damn freaky. Tim Burton's spin on it should be excellent then! He's good with that spooky kinda thing. He'll fit right in.

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My least favourite movie, and therefore the worst is:

Razor Blade Smile

It's a godawful vampire movie schtick about a female-lesbian-goth vampire assassin, purely written to appeal to pathetic goths.

Oh, and it's got a twist about a subtle as a baseball bat.

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The worst movie of all time is now running in Germany. It's called "Daniel der Zauberer" (Daniel the Magician) and nobody knows why this movie even exist. By the way it's voted worst movie in the IMDB. It's the first German movie which received this "honour".

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The Wizard of Oz. I'm sorry but I think that movie is a bunch of crap! I hate it. Not now, not than, not ever!!!

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Bicentenial Man.

I can't speak about how horrible that movie was, or I'll hurt someone.

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I just saw as much as I could stand of My Big Fat Greek Wedding before I wanted to punch every one of those Greek bastards in the face. So I'll pick it.

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Anchorman....Will Ferrell gets on my nerves 

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star wars ep 1
lotr the fellowship of the ring
The crazies
Tomb raider:the only good part was chris barrie because he is in Red dwarf.

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will ferrell is awsome! He is going to be in two upcomming movies, so I hope he doesn't get over exposed.
Lamest movies ever:
dragonheart 2 (saw it babysitting)
Mr. Magoo
master of disguise

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i can't remember if i posted this before, but:

rollerboys
eurotrip
underworld
zoolander

i can't remember anymore.

oops, yes i can,
alien resurrection
and ANY adam sandler film, i want to smash that guys face in, so bad 

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Starship troopers 2 damn that movie was crap compared to the first one

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Originally posted by LLL in this thread:
lotr the fellowship of the ring

Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread:
battlefield earth

I'm sorry, what lunatic asylum did you say you were posting from?

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alexander of oliver stone. it sucks

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Duel by Steven Spielberg.

Now, I appreciate that that film was revolutionary at the time, but now, you sit, and you watch it, and believe me, there is only so long that you can watch a guy in a car being chased by another guy in a tanker with little or no dialogue or erm... anything else really, before it starts to wear seriously thin. And at the end, you sit back, and you say "fuck me, did I really just waste two hours of my ever-dwindling life watching that crap?"

So... yeah.

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Jin Roh this movie was so crap !

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Am I on every page of this thread telling people that Howard the Duck is the worst movie ever?  I should be.  In fact, close the thread now, because I've answered the question.

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The Bourne Supremacy

FUCKING HELL! USE A DOLLY OR A TRIPOD!!!

jesus that pissed me off, i felt soo sick after it. Half the time you couldn't tell what was happening, one second there was a car chase then the next second two people are fighting hand to hand in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
 

Originally posted by LLL in this thread:
lotr the fellowship of the ring

 

Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread:
battlefield earth

I'm sorry, what lunatic asylum did you say you were posting from?

What I fin even more puzzling is:
 

Originally posted by LLL in this thread:
lotr the fellowship of the ring

 

Originally posted by LLL in the DVD collection thread:
lord of the rings the two towers
lord of the rings the return of the king

That's like saying you hated Star Wars, but paid money to see TESB and ROTJ anyway.

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canned eggs answered the question. Howard the Duck was one of, if not, the worst movies ever.

Everybody that says anything like LotR or Star Wars is just saying that because they couldn't get into it. I couldn't get into LotR, but I don't think it's the worst ever.

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Originally posted by chay's head:
The Bourne Supremacyone second there was a car chase then the next second two people are fighting hand to hand in a tunnel.

That never happened!
After the car chase he walks out of the tunnel.

I didn't mind the camera work too much, at least it's different, it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire).

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~: it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire).

Dude, that's art!

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Blood Donors. One has to see this movie to believe how incredibly bad it is. It may be so bad it's good. Or not. http://www.blooddonorsmovie.com

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Yep sounds Crap

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AVP.

Needless to say that was the worst movie that I have ever seen, it was just so forgetable. Utter Crap.

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Repressing memories of Howard The Duck again.

Done.

Oh, and all those stupid Movies with teenagers having a car trip across America to get a Car or Tape suck automaticly.

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Originally posted by ~FazeShift~:
 

Originally posted by chay's head:
The Bourne Supremacyone second there was a car chase then the next second two people are fighting hand to hand in a tunnel.

That never happened!
After the car chase he walks out of the tunnel.

I didn't mind the camera work too much, at least it's different, it's unecessary drunk/passed out muddle-montages with quick pans and zooms that piss me off (example: Man On Fire).

DID SO!!! the part where he is chased by the cops, and he gets rammed in the side. There is a car crash, some hand to hand combat and then he is walking out of the tunnel.

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I just watched it last night, and you sir, are delusional.
Watch it again, he doesn't leave the car (yellow taxi) from the start of the car chase (hence the name) until he walks out of the tunnel.

Alternatively, show me a screenshot of which bit you mean.

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what im thinking is the bit when he leaves the tunnel, hasn't he just fought someone in that tunnel? the way i remember it was:
 - Car Chase
 - Car crash in tunnel
 - Some sort of fight in tunnel
 - Him walking out of the tunnel.

I think my brain has chosen to compact that movie into a smaller memory so it will be easier to forget.

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Originally posted by Melllvar:
My least favourite movie, and therefore the worst is:

Razor Blade Smile

It's a godawful vampire movie schtick about a female-lesbian-goth vampire assassin, purely written to appeal to pathetic goths.

Oh, and it's got a twist about a subtle as a baseball bat.

I have this on video. Not sure why. I think it was very, very cheap. I almost never watch it.

I have seen a worse film, Prom night 2: cherry's revenge. I couldn't sit through the whole thing. There was literally no plot. 

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Originally posted by i_c_weiner:
Everybody that says anything like LotR or Star Wars is just saying that because they couldn't get into it. I couldn't get into LotR, but I don't think it's the worst ever.

It's a valid opinion if you simply don't like these movies, afterall beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but where's the logic in claiming the first part of a trilogy is the worst movie ever made, and then you go out and buy, not watch or rent but buy, the next two installments.

That's like saying season 1 of Futurama is the worst crime against humanity ever broadcast, but you wouldn't mind buying season 2, 3 and 4.

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Originally posted by chay's head:
the way i remember it was:
 - Car Chase
 - Car crash in tunnel
 - Some sort of fight in tunnel
 - Him walking out of the tunnel.

No fight! Bourne gets out of the taxi with his gun and checks that Kirill (Karl Urban, Eomer from LOTR) is dead, and he is!
His head is all mushed from the crash!
Then he walks out, just watch it again, you're brain has misfired or something. 

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The test thread reminded me of this:

Batman and Robin.  Jesus Christ did that movie suck.

No contest.  Prom Night 2 may seem worse, but at least it doesn't insult your intelligence by pretending to be related to the general awesomeness that is Batman.

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Ermmmm..... most of them these days suck noodles.