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Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #160 on: 08-30-2004 12:17 »

Worst Movies Ever:
-Spy Kids
-Passion of the Christ
-Spy Kids 2
-Barbershop
-Spy Kids 3D
-BarberShop 2
-Malibu's Most Wanted
-StarWars Episode I
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« Reply #161 on: 08-30-2004 13:30 »

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

They probabaly all suck, but since I only saw this one, I can't pass judgement on the other 2. Although if they're anything like the first one, they'll probabaly be utter crap too...
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« Reply #162 on: 08-30-2004 13:33 »

I still think the worst film I have ever had the 'pleasure' of seeing is Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle...
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« Reply #163 on: 08-30-2004 16:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Jicannon:
They was horrible....the lady who sold me the tickets said it was scary but she was a liar, just like Nurdbot for saying that Episode 1 was bad
Okay then. Think of every movie you have seen and put Jar-Jar Binks in everyone. Binks is reason enough to hate that movie.

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« Reply #164 on: 08-30-2004 16:21 »

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String "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" and "Worst Movie Of All Time" non compatible, please revise statement.

C'mon, there's got to be crappier movies!
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« Reply #165 on: 08-30-2004 16:52 »

Yeah, there probabaly is. But I really wasn't keen on LOTR at all. I know most of you guys worship the thing, but I just couldn't get into it at all. It was boring and unintersting to me. But its all down to opinnion really, everyones different, not everyone is going to like and dislike the same things.

Saying that though, just to sweeten the deal so you angry mob dont come after me, "Dude Where's My car" sucked pretty damn bad. At least LOTR had some effort put into it.

You can put your pitchforks away now  big grin
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« Reply #166 on: 08-30-2004 16:57 »

Never!

By the way I recently saw Cabin Fever. I think it belongs in this thread.
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« Reply #167 on: 08-30-2004 16:57 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
Worst Movies Ever:
-Spy Kids
-Passion of the Christ
-Spy Kids 2
-Barbershop
-Spy Kids 3D
-BarberShop 2
-Malibu's Most Wanted
-StarWars Episode I


...and any other Spy Kids movie they come out with
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« Reply #168 on: 08-30-2004 18:01 »

 
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Originally posted by termos:
Maybe Nurdbot is a liar and maybe he isn't. But Episode 1 is still bad.

Yeah, I hated Episode 1, it was so annoying, tedious and boring. I didn't give a shit about the characters, I wanted them to die, the sooner the better!...
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« Reply #169 on: 08-30-2004 20:42 »

Oh, and I'll also say that 'Dude, where's my car' was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I couldn't even laught at it.
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« Reply #170 on: 08-30-2004 21:49 »
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There was a "Jack Frost" movie, a horror one. I herd about and saw a "Jack Frost 2" on cable one day so watched it for about 5 minutes...
I could've done a better job with something like that with a cheap video camera, it was like a soap opera... from hell
Dumbest thing I've ever seen.
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« Reply #171 on: 08-30-2004 23:42 »

I realllllly hated Godzilla, worst script ever!  The line where Broderick is describing how Godzilla reproduces asexually, and the STUPID CHICK sucking on a lollypop goes 'where's the fun in that!!' - uggghh *shudder*
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« Reply #172 on: 08-31-2004 00:07 »

The worst movie of all time is Repo Man (1984). I have no idea what the point of that movie was except there was a flying, glowing '64 Chevy Malibu.
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« Reply #173 on: 08-31-2004 03:31 »

Oh, and remember the Cable Guy? don't say that name threee times in a mirror because Jim Carrey will knock on the door and beg you for money.
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« Reply #174 on: 08-31-2004 04:42 »

Delta Force Five.  nuff said.
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« Reply #175 on: 08-31-2004 11:16 »

Battle Royale 2.  Kinji's dipstick little kid decides to paste his fathers name all over this crap propaganda-fest, and bill it as his dad's last film.  Don't insult the man.  Hugely anti-American in an over the top way, while at the same time rips off more American movies than I care to mention.  Everything that made Battle Royale good is raped out of the sequal.  This film is notable only for Tatsuya Fujiwara and his bang up performance as the insane Nanahara.
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« Reply #176 on: 08-31-2004 11:20 »

What? They made a sequal? Noooo! Don't ruin that excercise in brutal satirical bizarre-ness for me!
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« Reply #177 on: 08-31-2004 14:26 »

The worst movie I have ever seen was 10 Things I Hate About You!  That movie is just a downright insult to humanity!  Plus, any other teen movie and any movie on Lifetime.  Here's some others I detest:

Big Daddy
Tank Girl
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Animal House
The Warriors
All Star Wars movies
McKale's Navy Joins the Airforce
(as if the TV show wasn't bad enough!)
Single White Female
Pulp Fiction
From Dusk Til Dawn
Speices
Outbreak
American Beauty

Those are my worst movies of all time!
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« Reply #178 on: 08-31-2004 15:23 »

I'll agree with American Beauty

They
American Beauty
Monster
Snatch
The Hip Hop Witch (don't ask)
A Walk to Remember
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Bring It On
-some others I can't think of the names of right now-
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« Reply #179 on: 08-31-2004 15:39 »

 
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Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
The worst movie I have ever seen was 10 Things I Hate About You!  That movie is just a downright insult to humanity!  Plus, any other teen movie and any movie on Lifetime.  Here's some others I detest:

Big Daddy
Tank Girl
Down and Out in Beverly Hills
Animal House
The Warriors
All Star Wars movies
McKale's Navy Joins the Airforce
(as if the TV show wasn't bad enough!)
Single White Female
Pulp Fiction
From Dusk Til Dawn
Speices
Outbreak
American Beauty

Those are my worst movies of all time!

Pulp Fiction? Star Wars?
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« Reply #180 on: 08-31-2004 15:50 »

 
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Originally posted by Evil Abe:
The worst movie of all time is Repo Man (1984). I have no idea what the point of that movie was except there was a flying, glowing '64 Chevy Malibu.

That movie is awesome.  You can't say a film is bad because you don't understand it; you might just be stupid.  Repo Man has a huge cult following.  And it has an awesome soundtrack.  And it's a satire of LA as a cultural wasteland, if that's any help.
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« Reply #181 on: 08-31-2004 18:00 »

 
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Originally posted by Jicannon:
Snatch
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

You die! Eternal Sunshine is my favorite movie of this year, and while Guy Ritchie overdirected Snatch to the point that sometimes it looked like a music video, it is still a very entertaining movie.

I agree that American Beauty is very overrated and pretentious, but it's far from being one of the worst movies I've seen.

And the guy who said Pulp Fiction  no no
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« Reply #182 on: 08-31-2004 19:41 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Oh, and remember the Cable Guy? don't say that name threee times in a mirror because Jim Carrey will knock on the door and beg you for money.

I'll stand alone here, but I don't think the Cable Guy was that bad.  It's much better than the typical Jim Carrey "look at me making funny faces" movies.
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« Reply #183 on: 08-31-2004 19:59 »

Kurt, if you hate Pulp Fiction and Star Wars then you suck.
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« Reply #184 on: 08-31-2004 22:43 »

well, I generally just don't like Jim Carrey. The only movie he did that I didn't hate was Bruce Almighty.

And I just didn't like snatch because I got caught up into counting how many times they said "fuck" and listening to their accents that I didn't follow the story line. I did like the part when the black guys tried to rob the bank though. That was good.
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« Reply #185 on: 08-31-2004 23:57 »

  The Repo Man has a not well writen plot and the story was disjoined.  Overall it was not good and did not make much sense.  I am sure there is a plot and at the time I knew something more about it. But as of now all I took away from it was is that there was a stupid flying, glowing, car.
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« Reply #186 on: 09-05-2004 13:19 »

I just came out of seeing "the Village" - ok maybe not the worst movie of ALL TIME, but it's right up there for worst movie of the year in my opinion....although I saw Godsend recently as well and i've never seen anything so godawful!
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« Reply #187 on: 09-05-2004 14:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Evil Abe:
  The Repo Man has a not well writen plot and the story was disjoined.  Overall it was not good and did not make much sense.  I am sure there is a plot and at the time I knew something more about it. But as of now all I took away from it was is that there was a stupid flying, glowing, car.

Stop looking for coherence where there shouldn't be any, just remember the plate of shrimp. 'Repo Man''s like life, nobody really knows what it's about, but lots of great things happen along the way and its always intense. And the final bit where the car starts glowing and takes off, all to that cosmic surfer tune, is the best conclusion any movie ever had.
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« Reply #188 on: 09-05-2004 20:26 »

This is definitely a bad, bad movie...I saw it on MST2k once...I watched it, now I can't unwatch it!

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« Reply #189 on: 09-05-2004 21:12 »

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Originally posted by passerby:
 Stop looking for coherence where there shouldn't be any,


Well I am sorry for looking for coherence or at least a semblence of it in a scripted filmed. 
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« Reply #190 on: 09-05-2004 21:28 »

 
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Originally posted by Delta-V:
This is definitely a bad, bad movie...I saw it on MST2k once...I watched it, now I can't unwatch it!

Space Mutiny
 http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0096149

I own that film.  Of course, I own the MST3K version of said film, but I own it nonetheless.  In fact, I think I have 3 or 4 films in IMDB's bottom 20, through MST3K.
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« Reply #191 on: 09-05-2004 21:28 »

Well Godfather 3 is NOT a bad movie, why does everyone say it is? Ok, Sophe Coppala may not be the best actor in the world but she's not the worst.
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« Reply #192 on: 09-05-2004 22:31 »

Is this the thread for "good" bad movies as well? Examples are...

  • The Boogens - The monsters look like weird mutant turtles. Awesome.
  • The Angry Red Planet - It's all shot through a red(really pink) filter. They use "sonic guns". All this means virtually no special effects.
  • Hercules in New York - Schwarzenegger's first movie, with Arnold Stang as Pretzy. Fishy knows how great it is...

    ...I'll probably come up with more.
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« Reply #193 on: 09-05-2004 22:41 »

I never hated this movie, I just thought it was outta place. Junior. Since Mr.MF brought up Arnold. I like the movie ok but it's just so weird. And the fact that the Terminator is a pregnant man just blows up in everyone's faces.
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« Reply #194 on: 09-06-2004 03:27 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
The worst movie I've ever seen is without a doubt Battlefield: Earth
I saw it for the first time this weekend, I'm not sure if it is the worst film I've seen but it was pretty lame  tongue
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« Reply #195 on: 09-06-2004 04:48 »

Isn't the whole movie based on the ideas of Scientology?  laff
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« Reply #196 on: 09-06-2004 08:36 »

The worst movie of all time is now running in Germany. It's called "Daniel der Zauberer" (Daniel the Magician) and nobody knows why this movie even exist. By the way it's voted worst movie in the IMDB. It's the first German movie which received this "honour".
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« Reply #197 on: 09-06-2004 09:57 »

I can only think of two mediocre movies I saw at the cinema recently, because I usually just turn the tv off if I'm watching something awful. Love, Actually and Underworld.
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« Reply #198 on: 09-06-2004 10:09 »

 
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Isn't the whole movie based on the ideas of Scientology?   laff
 
I believe so, perhaps that is why it is such a lame film  tongue

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« Reply #199 on: 09-06-2004 12:31 »

Xanadu.
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