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Col. Klink

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« Reply #120 on: 08-27-2004 02:44 »

BattleField earth was good in a really bad way.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #121 on: 08-27-2004 02:45 »

A little known Australian kids film I saw when I was ... er... young.

Epic.

I can't begin to tell you how boring it was.
Speli

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« Reply #122 on: 08-27-2004 10:13 »

I can't believe no one has said Manos: Hands of Fate yet. Half the movie was filming drive-by mountains!
Coilette

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« Reply #123 on: 08-27-2004 10:39 »

Worst film ever?

The Avengers

or

Masters of the Universe   *shudder*
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #124 on: 08-27-2004 10:59 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2004 10:59 »

Worst movie ever? After lining up the movies that are horrible, vile, cringe-worthy, and just plain BAD, I came up with one that out-stunk them all. That movie was a movie that we saw when I was little(er):

Ator l'invincibile 2

Read the Reviews. Watch the Trailer. Rent the video (if you speak Italian, that is. I doubt anyone would dub this piece of crap.) Then, after all is said and done, gouge your eyes out.

EDIT: Whoa! I guess it was dubbed... *shudder*
Cyberman

Bending Unit
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« Reply #125 on: 08-27-2004 11:04 »

Hudson Hawk.
SlackJawedMoron

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« Reply #126 on: 08-27-2004 11:06 »

No way! That was an experience in utter cheese, but wasn't that bad for it... ah well.

More bad movies... ah... Jackie Chan's City Hunter was pretty awful (except, of course, for the Street Fighter scene, which blows you all away.)
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #127 on: 08-27-2004 11:29 »

Stjerner uden Hjerner, the biggest bomb in the history of Danish film making, bar none.

One the leading actors in the movie later admitted in an interview that he sorely regretted making the movie and warned people not to see it.
termos

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« Reply #128 on: 08-27-2004 11:41 »

Mercapto: That was the movie that everyone hated but no one had ever seen. I haven't seen it either, and it might be bad, but I doubt it's the worst movie ever. Most of the old Danish movies suck more than it should be possible to suck.
Mercapto

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« Reply #129 on: 08-27-2004 11:54 »

 
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Originally posted by termos:
Mercapto: That was the movie that everyone hated but no one had ever seen. I haven't seen it either, and it might be bad, but I doubt it's the worst movie ever. Most of the old Danish movies suck more than it should be possible to suck.
TV3 once showed it three times over the course of maybe two months. In prime time, no less. Believe me, it sucks.
mikey

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« Reply #130 on: 08-27-2004 12:04 »

Mr accident with yahoo serious. Ive seen the preview, that was enough to make the baby jesus cry.
termos

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« Reply #131 on: 08-27-2004 12:04 »

I still think "They Live" is the worst movie I've ever seen.
EvilLunch

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« Reply #132 on: 08-27-2004 12:09 »

I loved They Live. I hated Top Gun.
I now duck from thrown fruits.
termos

Starship Captain
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« Reply #133 on: 08-27-2004 12:24 »

I guess I can understand that. "They Live" was bad enough to be entertaining.

And yes, "Top Gun" does suck.
ZombieJesus

Lost Belgian
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« Reply #134 on: 08-27-2004 13:51 »

Anything with Sandra Bullock.

The Day after Tomorrow.
Independance Day. (same producers as the one above btw)

I, Robot. I didn't see it but I don't need to. Maddox saved me. Not that I was going to see it anyway, it has Will Smith.

homerjaysimpson

Space Pope
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« Reply #135 on: 08-27-2004 14:13 »

I think Garfield the movie has to be one of the worst movies I ever saw. Kill Bill 1 and 2 are pretty shity also and I don't care what anyone says.
David A

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« Reply #136 on: 08-27-2004 15:29 »

 
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Originally posted by EvilLunch:
I loved They Live.

So did I.  "Rowdy" Roddy Piper has to save the world from aliens that only he can see with his magic sunglasses.  What's not to like?

 
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I hated Top Gun.

Top Gun Wasn't as bad as all of those later Tom Cruise movies that were all essentially the same movie again, just in a different setting: Top Gun with Racecars, Top Gun with Bartenders, Top Gun in a Law Firm, etc.
termos

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« Reply #137 on: 08-27-2004 15:38 »

What's not to like? The totally fake aliens and that fight where the guy tries to get his friend to wear the sunglasses. I don't understand why they were fighting at all.
If you found out that aliens were everywhere on Earth, but in disguise, would you walk up to one and call it ugly, thereby ruining your chances of keeping your magic sunglasses secret?
The movie made no sense at all, but the aliens made me laugh.
Mercapto

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« Reply #138 on: 08-27-2004 15:45 »

You know what doesn't make any sense? Aliens who suffer terrible burns from water and yet choose to invade Earth! Worst plot ever!

The movie was pretty well-made, but the plot made no sense whatsoever.
~FazeShift~

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« Reply #139 on: 08-27-2004 15:55 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2004 15:55 »

Ha! Thats sounds terrible, what happens to them when it rains?!

Anyway, Ben Affleck films suck.
I don't care how much people praise Chasing Amy, I still won't look at it again, moany dramatic drivel with bad language and a stupid comic book guy.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #140 on: 08-27-2004 15:57 »

List of movies that all deserve this award:

Freddy Got Fingered
Master Of Disguise
Baby Geniuses
Stepmom
Without A Paddle(I don't care if I haven't seen it!)
JBERGES

Urban Legend
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« Reply #141 on: 08-27-2004 16:05 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2004 16:05 »

"Joe Dirt" (with David Spade.)

It was... it was just the worst movie I have ever seen.  Horrible; too bad to even make fun of.  The type of movie that could end a friendship if recommended.
David A

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« Reply #142 on: 08-27-2004 16:32 »

 
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Originally posted by termos:
What's not to like? The totally fake aliens and that fight where the guy tries to get his friend to wear the sunglasses. I don't understand why they were fighting at all.
If you found out that aliens were everywhere on Earth, but in disguise, would you walk up to one and call it ugly, thereby ruining your chances of keeping your magic sunglasses secret?
The movie made no sense at all, but the aliens made me laugh.

I think you were just expecting more from the movie than you should have.  I mean, it's a sci-fi movie starring a professional wrestler.  And it has magic sunglasses.  Don't take it so seriously, and just enjoy it for what it is.
canned eggs

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« Reply #143 on: 08-27-2004 16:39 »

 
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Originally posted by SlackJawedMoron:
More bad movies... ah... Jackie Chan's City Hunter was pretty awful (except, of course, for the Street Fighter scene, which blows you all away.)

That movie is so fucking good... I don't know what's not to like. 

I think maybe people need to be reminded again that the worst movie ever made is Howard the Duck and to please stop arguing.  I've seen some dangerously seditious Howard sympathising in the movie quote game thread.  I'm warning you...

canned eggs: all rights reserved, all wrongs reversed.
boingo2000

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« Reply #144 on: 08-27-2004 17:18 »

 
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Originally posted by Y_L_B:
Worst movie ever? After lining up the movies that are horrible, vile, cringe-worthy, and just plain BAD, I came up with one that out-stunk them all. That movie was a movie that we saw when I was little(er):

Ator l'invincibile 2

Read the Reviews. Watch the Trailer. Rent the video (if you speak Italian, that is. I doubt anyone would dub this piece of crap.) Then, after all is said and done, gouge your eyes out.

EDIT: Whoa! I guess it was dubbed... *shudder*

They did that film on MST3K under the title Cave Dwellers.

"Why is she limping?"
"Because she has an arrow in her chest."
"Oh, I can see th... HUH?"
David A

Urban Legend
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« Reply #145 on: 08-27-2004 17:30 »

 
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Originally posted by canned eggs:
I think maybe people need to be reminded again that the worst movie ever made is Howard the Duck and to please stop arguing.

Philistine.
leelaholic

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« Reply #146 on: 08-27-2004 18:43 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2004 18:43 »

Dude, Where's My Car?

I saw this at a friend's house with promises of "Funniest movie ever!!!11". After it finished, I couldn't believe what I was expected to have enjoyed. This was mind-blowingly bad, with terrible humor and little to no plot. Easily the worst movie I've ever seen...
Spacedal11

Space Pope
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« Reply #147 on: 08-27-2004 19:33 »
« Last Edit on: 08-27-2004 19:33 »

Baby Geniuses-
Ok yeah babies are cute but who cares if they're smart!? And I know this seaquel is going to suck sooooo badly. 

Master of Disguse-
My best friend said that this was hilarious when it came out. And at first I didn't want to see it. But than she talked me into it. I rented it and I was so confused by the end of it. Stupidest movie!

Hallow Man- Oh don't get me started! mad This was the worst movie I have EVER seen. When I was younger and when it came out the previews scared me. In June my mom & me went on a vacation to Nashville and it was on. I decided to watch it to see what scared me so much about it. Short answer: Nothing. It's a load of crap! And when Kevin Bacon (He stared in it I believe) slammed that invisible dog into the cage just cause it was barking oh I wanted to hurt him SOO BADLY! Bastard... puke A whole movie of sex & blood. Fu%k the director. 
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #148 on: 08-27-2004 19:51 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by boingo2000:
"Why is she limping?"
"Because she has an arrow in her chest."
"Oh, I can see th... HUH?"

"What do you, the viewers at home, think?"
EvilLunch

Professor
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« Reply #149 on: 08-27-2004 20:54 »

How much Keefe is in that movie?

Most MST flicks are so bad they're good[notably, Pod People, Merlin and Overdrawn at the Memory Bank], but Sidehackers was just.. Eewww. At least with Manos I liked Torgo.
fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #150 on: 08-27-2004 21:00 »

Jet Li's the One

When I first heard of this movie, I thought the concept was interesting, but when I actually saw the movie, I was very disappointed.  The movie borrows elements from other movies, Terminator, Total Recall and such.
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #151 on: 08-27-2004 21:42 »

The Creeping Terror.
DrJohnZ

Starship Captain
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« Reply #152 on: 08-27-2004 21:56 »

Open Water
no one I know likes that movie
EvilLunch

Professor
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« Reply #153 on: 08-27-2004 22:43 »

But the Creeping Terror had that neat slug dealie that bowed like a Japanese businessman. [Their joke, not mine.]
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #154 on: 08-28-2004 02:12 »

I loved the Creeping Terror!  I loved how the actors had to basically crawl into the Terror's mouth when it "ate" them.  And the repetitive dance music that MST3K played to death!  Awesome.

There are plenty of terrible movies MST3K did.  For instance, Eegah!...or Manos..or Space Mutiny.
starone

Starship Captain
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« Reply #155 on: 08-29-2004 18:33 »

Baby Genises, definately.

The premise is stupid, the babies do things that are impossible for a child of two years or whatever to do, that teen that appears in the movie is so damn annoying, and the CGI used on the babies is terrible. I can't wait for the sequel to flop like this one did.
Nurdbot

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #156 on: 08-29-2004 20:03 »

Pffft, as a Star Wars and Sci-Fi man I'd say Episode 1.

Gigli wins the general award also.
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #157 on: 08-30-2004 11:43 »

They was horrible....the lady who sold me the tickets said it was scary but she was a liar, just like Nurdbot for saying that Episode 1 was bad
termos

Starship Captain
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« Reply #158 on: 08-30-2004 11:55 »

Maybe Nurdbot is a liar and maybe he isn't. But Episode 1 is still bad.
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #159 on: 08-30-2004 12:11 »

it was bad compared to Eps 3,4,& 5...and also 2...but it was still a good movie I thought
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