JoshTheater
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Josh - because of what seattlejohn said. It makes a movie annoying knowing it was made JUST to rake in cash. Like the new Spiderman movies. Really? Didn't we JUST see these? I mean, this isn't like remaking True Grit or something older, this is like... 5-10 years old.
Well, you're right about the upcoming Spider-Man reboot. The makers of it have absolutely NO motive other than cash. MovieBob put it pretty well: "Sony Pictures' ill-advised, shadily-mounted, quick-n-cheap movie reboot is proceeding right on schedule. For those keeping track, this is the one being put together at the hurried (lest they lose the rights back to Marvel Studios and have to watch, helplessly, as Spider-Man Meets The Avengers earns the GDP of a mid-sized OPEC nation) bequest of the producing team that insisted on the story changes that ultimately mangled the 3rd film, after they basically shoved original-helmer Sam Raimi's in-production 4th film off into oblivion and started up this reboot behind his back. So if nothing else, you know this just has to be good, given how it's clearly been made for only the purest and most noble of artistic reasons."
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Carry on Screaming (1966)
The 'Carry On' films were always a bit hit or miss but thankfully this one was most definitely a hit as it spoofs the Hammer Horror films of the time with a plot that could have been lifted from one of Hammer's films and jokes that remain funny to this day. When a young man's girlfriend goes missing in a woods Sgt. Bung is called into investigate. Near the woods he finds a house occupied by brother and sister Orlando and Valeria Watt, there is something rather strange about them; not least the fact that their butler told the police that Orlando was dead yet he appears to be very much alive, this is due to a reanimation technique he has developed for himself and a strange creature which looks like a cross between Frankenstein's monster and the Wolfman. He is also responsible for the disappearance of the women; he has been submitting them to a procedure that turns them into lifelike shop dummies. Initially the police aren't that suspicious but clues lead them back to the house more than once and ultimately they must confront both the Watts and two monsters!
This is one of the best 'Carry On' films; Harry H. Corbett did a good job in the role of Sgt. Bung and Sylvia Simm was great as his battleaxe of a wife, also notable were Fenella Fielding as the seductively vampish Valeria, Kenneth Williams as Orlando and Peter Butterworth as Constable Slobotham. The jokes where a good combination of laugh out loud funny and groan inducingly corny. While the special effects were anything but special that added to the charm of the film.
9/10
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seattlejohn01
Space Pope
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« Reply #522 on: 01-13-2011 09:56 »
« Last Edit on: 01-14-2011 02:41 »
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For those keeping track, this is the one being put together at the hurried (lest they lose the rights back to Marvel Studios and have to watch, helplessly, as Spider-Man Meets The Avengers earns the GDP of a mid-sized OPEC nation) bequest of the producing team that insisted on the story changes that ultimately mangled the 3rd film, after they basically shoved original-helmer Sam Raimi's in-production 4th film off into oblivion and started up this reboot behind his back. So if nothing else, you know this just has to be good, given how it's clearly been made for only the purest and most noble of artistic reasons."
Definite POTM material. By the way, according to the website denofgeek.com, there are supposedly 75 remakes/reboots /sequels/prequels in various stages of production right now. Here's a partial list (and one of the reasons I think all unoriginal greedy studio suits should be shot in the head immediately): Alien American Pie The Birds The Black Hole Bourne (yes, they're replacing Matt Damon in the role) Cliffhanger Conan The Barbarian Creature From The Black Lagoon The Crow Death Wish Dune (again, for the 3rd time) Escape from New York Fantastic Four Fletch Ghostbusters Gilligan's Island Gremlins Jurassic Park Mr. & Mrs. Smith (wasn't this made 4 years ago?) Planet of the Apes (for the 3rd time) Police Academy Porky's Red Dawn Robocop Spawn Spiderman (which we already know about) The Thing (for the 3rd time) The Warriors Westworld Edit: Apparently Hollywood is even more unimaginative & derivative than I though. As of today, there are 75 Remakes/Reboots in the making. There is apparently a separate 86 movie long list of sequels that are currently in production. Do everyone a favor; shoot a beancounting movie studio suit today!
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winna
Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Quit saying bad things about Bladerunner. It is my favourite movie this year. I would totally bang Knives, but I'm guessing she'd be really irritating to actually talk to. So no, you're not the only one. But that wouldn't stop me from shagging her. Just from spending time with her afterwards.
So you'd be a dick like Scott. I didn't find her that irritating, but puppydogging does get old after awhile... I think she was cute, but she'd need potential for growth. Also, she was a high schooler and you're like 26 or something tnuk. movie studios can't make new material and i am frustrated
I paraphrased that quote btw... anyways, I understand why some of those things are most upsetting, and Hollywood certainly has a problem with beating dead horses. However, some of those things on the lists you posted sound like they'd be enjoyable... more of some great things that we wanted. That's not so bad, is it? Plus, some of those franchises need sequels and such, but not all.... as someone pointed out: 300 part II is stupid.... but a sequel to 300 might not necessarily be.... something about the greeks gathering together to destroy the persians and the fall of xerxes.... it's contradictive to the canon though, right? Whatevs.
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Jurassic Park 4 my ass. Is there work being done or is it just a bunch of slick Hollywood types hammering out which product placements need to be worked into the movie? No one would be happier than I if the movie actually turns out to in production, but greasy weasels talking doesn't count as production.
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