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Books
Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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(Everybody's been posting their Watchmen reviews in two places so I can too ) Short story short, I loved it! My expectation weren't that high, because I've never read the comic, and I expected to be a little lost and confused, but that wasn't the case at all! I'm very, very impressed with this movie. Fun, complex yet understandable, just well made all round. Way, way better than TDK. The music was good too, and I liked the credits song. (lol at 99luftballoons though, that was a little wtf, it's an okay song but...eh). I was the only one in the theater who stayed during the credits, I hate when people just get up and leave. Do you have appreciation or respect at all? I'm going to give it 9 or 9.5/10. 9.5 is more the "wow, this wasn't what I was expecting!" I could watch it again right now.
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coldangel
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While you're at it, you should read some other Alan Moore gems, like 'V for Vendetta' and 'From Hell'.
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Tweek
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Sex Lives of the Potato Men
Sometimes when a film is panned by the critics one just has to see it to see if it is really as bad as the claim, well in this case it was. I believe it was meant to be a sex comedy but it was neither sexy nor funny, I think I chuckled once when Johnny Vegas failed to vault a roadside fence and that was it.
The film follows the lives of four men who deliver potatoes for a living, each of them has a problem with their sex lives; Dave has left his wife and seeks out an old flame who once invited him for a threesome a few years before, Ferris is living with his mother in law who treats him as a sex object, Tolly has an obsession for involving strawberry jam in his encounters and Jeremy claims to be in a loving relationship but is in fact stalking some poor woman.
The tone of the jokes varies from tasteless to "I don't believe what anybody could write that" an example of the the latter being when they tell a small child his father has died in a car crash, then for the punch line when the boy asks how his mum is they tell him she is in a coma. The blame for this all lands squarely at the feet of the writers, the actors obviously made a poor choice agreeing to be in this film but I didn't think their acting was all that bad... not that it was all that good either. Surprisingly for a fairly sleazy film about sex there is no nudity and the sex is never erotic.
I certainly wouldn't recommend seeing this for any reason other than morbid curiosity although judging from reviews on the IMDb this seems to be a love it or loathe it film, I suspect it would be better watched after a few beers and with your mates.
2/10
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coldangel
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How bad would a movie have to be for you to give it a 1?
Gigli bad.
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Books
Near Death Star Inhabitant
Urban Legend
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I just watched The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. It was pretty good throughout, I exactly predicted the ending miles away though, so the emotional potential wasn't what it could have been A nice and wholesome story. 8.5/10
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Nixorbo
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DOOP Secretary
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As someone with no emotional investment in Watchmen, I greatly enjoyed the movie, even though I couldn't take Nixon seriously at all. Every time he spoke I finished his line with a quiet "Aroo."
Also, Colonel Chekov from SG1 and Taggart and Vincent from Eureka have speaking parts, so that made me happy.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Ya Moloch, what was up with the ears?
I started singing "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard"
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coldangel
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You're 11! Stop that shit.
You clown, her profile says 16. Which is still too young, mind you... although in some parts of the world she'd already be a great grandmother.
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M0le
Space Pope
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Put that thing away before somebody loses an eye. Santa Claus Conquers the MartiansDoes Santa write for Cracked? Because the quality of his jokes was set just as high! Or Cracked sets its standards that low, it doesn't really matter which. Anyway, it was as entertaining as a movie about aliens that kidnap Santa and compel him to bring cheer to their glum alien offspring while simultaneously thwarting a coup by moustached members of their own command had any right to be. On those conditions, it acheived EVERYTHING. ADon't Look NowWell, yeah, after the opening scenes, I kind of just fast-forwarded to the end. Sorry to disobey you, title. B+ (opening scene) B (Venice chase scene) A++ (so-retarded that it was poetry final scene) Being TherePeter Sellers was a very odd guy. The guy know how to make a low-key comedy, though. AKind Hearts and CoronetsI had no idea that Alec Guinness wasn't born into this world a cranky old bastard. Even if the movie wasn't good on its own merits (and it was), that revelation alone would have earned it some points. B+Silent RunningI thought a sci-fi about environmentalists in space sounded boring, but I am happily saying that I was mostly wrong. You won't take away anything about respect for nature or life, but you will learn a few things about eco-terrorism, buggy cart racing, and examples of what not to nickname robot assistants. BSleeperGoing from Manhattan and Annie Hall to this was confusing and bewildering to all five of my senses and I'm tempted to invent another four just to emphasis my point. I'd heard that there were two types of Woody Allen comedies, but I NEVER BELIEVED THE LEGENDS. Final point: I never want to hear a clarinet again for as long as I live... not that I really needed an excuse to never want to hear a clarinet again. DFitzcarraldoThe audio commentary was just as good as the movie itself. And that's not slander against the movie, that's praise for the behind-the-scenes story! B+ (movie) A (audio commentary) SuspiriaWait... they WERE speaking English the entire time! Great use of editing to hide it. Dario Argento's head looks really weird. B+Dead ManWas... there a point to anything at all that happened? I mean, I liked it, but linearity and character consistency were not its highest selling points. C+Harold and MaudeTouching, gory, and funny. (I saw a film critic in a newspaper write reviews in pithy three word descriptions like that once ) AKoyaanisqatsiOne cynic enters, one cynic leaves. But it was very pretty and thrilling and mesmerising and the music was haunting while it was there. The hotdog assembly line sequence was an especially harrowing part of the narrative. B
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hobbitboy
Sir Rank-a-Lot
Urban Legend
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« Reply #430 on: 03-20-2009 12:38 »
« Last Edit on: 03-20-2009 12:43 »
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And guess what I bought at the local Buy/Sell/Trade movie store?!?!
Was it a - film about unconventional conventionists?
- documentary on strange journeys?
- video lecture on the link between certain forms of insanity and pelvic thrusts?
- DIY guide on how to work the phrase "heavy, black and pendulous" into everyday conversations?
Don't leave us shivering with antici... ...pation!
Touching, gory, and funny. (I saw a film critic in a newspaper write reviews in pithy three word descriptions like that once )
Did you mean four words?
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~FazeShift~
Moderator
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« Reply #434 on: 03-27-2009 21:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-28-2009 02:49 »
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Milk Sean Penn and James Franco are bummers, POLITICAL BUMMERS! Pretty good film, not terribly exciting but Penn really had gay flair, totallyfaaaabulous.
C+
When the Last Sword Is Drawn (Mibu gishi den) Samurai film worthy of Kurosawa, very surprised with it, basically about this really nice country guy, Yoshimura, who also happens to be really good at chopping people into little sushi bits, but he can't support his family in the poor country clan doing this, so he leaves to join the Shinsengumi, a violent samurai school that eventually ends up on the losing side of the civil war. Scenes where he leaves his family and the final scenes left a lump in my throat, damn good film.
A+
State Of Grace Irish gangsters in New York, Gary Oldman plays a great crazy drinkin violent guy (EVERYYYOOONE!! *hic* *punch*), Penn and Ed Harris and a very sexy Robin Wright are in it too. The Departed is like it.
B-
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DrThunder88
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Faze's review is accurate and fair. Books is a phobiphobe!
Pride and Glory
Fucking not a fucking bad fucking cop movie. The fucking dialog left something to fucking be desired (fuck fuckidy fuck), but the fucking acting was pretty fucking good (for the fucking main fucking characters, anyway).
Yeah, I'm done with that. The story is standard good cop/bad cop fare, and sort of drags out until the third act. I'd give it 30 stars out of 50.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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The fucking dialog
The fucking dialogue.
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