Tweek

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...will the Palm Bearers moon walk the coffin to the grave?
I knew he was flamboyant but I didn't imagine he'd want people carrying palm trees at his funeral.
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hobbitboy

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Lol - just the leaves (fronds?), not whole trees! Not only can you do the whole honor guard salute thing with them as the the coffin (urn, vase, or whatever) passes by, while you're waiting for it to arrive you can fan the assembled masses to help them keep cool. As they say... A palm in the hand is... worth a poke in the eye with a sharp frond just waiting to happen! Or is it "With fronds like these who needs anemones."? I forget.
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| Its worse than that, its physics, Jim. |
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captjim

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do you think that shitty comedians like jay leno will cram up about michael jackson or will we have to put up with a whole new onslaught of shitty jokes about him? Did anyone else died yet?
off the top of my head, bea arthur, j.g. ballard, pat hinkle, andrew wyeth, don galloway, billy powell (the pianist for lynyrd skynyrd), and farrah fawcett.
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Otis P Jivefunk

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Still can't believe Michael Jackson died, what is it with super talented singers always dieing young? I only have is HIStory double CD but I enjoy it...
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Frisco17

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BILLY MAYS? BILLY MAYS? BILLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!
i felt worse hearing about billy dying than i did about michael jackson.
Me too. With Jackson it was less a bad feeling than it was a "well that's one less freak in the world" feeling.
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BirthdayClown

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BILLY MAYS? BILLY MAYS? BILLY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS!!!!!!
i felt worse hearing about billy dying than i did about michael jackson.
I know what you mean, for a guy who watches a lot of daytime TV, I saw Billy pretty much every day until his passing, and the "Billy Mays here" made it sound like he was my friend, plus he had a kickass beard If he was really your friend, wouldn't he just say "Billy here"?
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coldangel

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. By far my favorite John Candy movie.
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coldangel

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Agreed Coldangel. Did it make even you, cry?
Nope.
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Frisco17

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RIP Ted Kennedy. He died tonight due to brain cancer. He's up there with his brothers JFK and RFK, now.
Somehow I doubt that.
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Svip

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RIP Ted Kennedy. He died tonight due to brain cancer. He's up there with his brothers JFK and RFK, now.
Somehow I doubt that. Because you don't believe in stuff like "up there"? Right on, my man.
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Frisco17

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More becuase he was self important drunk who used his family's fame to get away with killing his girlfriend and keep a cushy job in the Senate.
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Svip

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More becuase he was self important drunk who used his family's fame to get away with killing his girlfriend and keep a cushy job in the Senate.
I thought everyone went to Hades when they died.
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