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Drippy_taco

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« Reply #40 on: 02-01-2002 01:48 »

I remember that.  Wasn't that big of a fan.

Oh, and.

Best Bond:  Connery
Best Flick:  Goldfinger

"Underneath the mango tree..."
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #41 on: 02-01-2002 01:55 »

Oh, come on you can't possibly tell me you weren't a fan of crappy spinoffs which also happened to be staurday morning cartoons.
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #42 on: 02-01-2002 01:58 »

Nope nope.  Didn't like Inspector Gadget Jr either.  Didn't like any the Jr versions of Hanna Barbara cartoons either.  Spinoffs, what can I say, they suck.

(Read that as though I didn't catch the sarcasm in your post  big grin)
DrThunder88

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« Reply #43 on: 02-01-2002 05:47 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2002 05:47 »

Why was he James Bond Junior if James Bond was his uncle?  That'd be like calling the Shaft movie with Samuel L. Jackson Shaft Jr.
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #44 on: 02-01-2002 06:48 »

Who: Roguer Moore / Pierce Brossnan
Movie: "The spy who loved me"  /"Goldeneye" / "Tomorrow never dies"

Best escene: until now the conversation with Auric Goldfinger "I wan`t you to speak mr.Bond i want you dead".

and Bond cars!!


the legendary Aston Martin DB-5


the BMW 750iL


and of course the Lotus Esprit


Worst Bond escene ever: "For your eyes only", ALL FOOTAGE IN SPAIN, all you can see is not Spain!! , it`s a ver poor and crappy zone in america, Madrid is a 4 millions people city, not a 30 people town, and in Madrid there is not those hills and roads, even the bad guys cars (Peugeot 504),their lights were prohibited in Spain in that years (first of the 80s)
  mad , that was really offensive for us.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #45 on: 02-01-2002 06:53 »

Much like Wonder Boys, which was filmed here at Carnegie Mellon, but takes place in some other nerd school.  Also, The Mothman Prophecies was filmed on or near our campus.
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #46 on: 02-01-2002 07:25 »

no, i was saying the escenes that are Spain in the movie were filmed somewhere in america , and feauted a crappy and very poor zone wich is not anithing similar in Madrid

also, i almost forget the Renaul 11 1600 GTS :

Nixorbo

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« Reply #47 on: 02-01-2002 08:47 »

 
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Originally posted by Javier Lopez:
"I wan`t you to speak mr.Bond i want you dead".

Whee mistranslated 007-speak. 

"No, Mr. Bond, I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to die!

I have a thousand years of power.
"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


"He has the special talent, though, of being able to help people and make them feel utterly stupid all at the same time. ... In short, he's a great moderator, but a terrible human being."
-SlackJawedMoron
DrThunder88

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« Reply #48 on: 02-01-2002 10:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Auric Goldfinger:
"No, Mr. Bond, I don't expect you to talk, I expect you to die!


Best villan line ever.
SlaytanicMaggot
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« Reply #49 on: 02-01-2002 11:28 »
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bah. The best one is a tie between Dr. No & Goldfinger (c'mon, Goldfinger had a girl called "Pussy Galore"! how can you go wrong with that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?).
Now, for best stunts, I'd have to say that "Tomorrow Never Dies" owns all with the scene where he rides the motorcycle under the blades of the helicopter that's almost straight 90 degrees in the air. That helicopter pilot had to have flown one in a war, to be able to do that. Holy crap, i still can't get over how he kept the chopper like that for the whole scene. Everybody must've been relieved when they got the shot they wanted in one take.
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And this is how that Goldfinger scene goes:
Bond: do you really expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, mr bond! i expect you to die!
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Oh, and they're ditching BMW for the new movie. they're going back to Aston Martin (not the old DB-5's, but a newer model.)
Hawk

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« Reply #50 on: 02-01-2002 11:52 »

I've never seen a Bond-movie. exept Goldfinger(not all) and The world is not enough. Okay. ALMOST never.
FishyJoe

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« Reply #51 on: 02-01-2002 14:26 »
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Why was he James Bond Junior if James Bond was his uncle?

Ah, so that's how the story went. I was wondering when James Bond got married(I don't think they allowed illegitimate children on kids shows back then).

I always liked the inventions that Q Jr.(or whatever the inventor guy was called) gave to James Bond Jr. in every episode. They never had any practical use, and were always designed specifically for whatever situation he'd get himself into by the end of the show. Man, cartoons rock.
Tweek

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« Reply #52 on: 02-01-2002 14:40 »

James Bond was married at the end of On Her Majesty's Secret Service, she was killed on the drive away from the wedding though  frown
Binder

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« Reply #53 on: 02-01-2002 17:38 »

Too bad MGM is all snooty and took away the "Goldmember" name from Austin Powers 3.
morris!

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« Reply #54 on: 02-01-2002 18:50 »

they're still in the process of getting the name.
the reason MGM wanted to disallow the name is because Unlike "the spy who shagged me" they didn't go through the proper processes to obtain license.
but parodies are after all, protected by the law so there's a good chance they'll still get the name.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #55 on: 02-01-2002 22:41 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Why was he James Bond Junior if James Bond was his uncle?  That'd be like calling the Shaft movie with Samuel L. Jackson Shaft Jr.
Hmmm, good point. Well, that's shoddy saturday morning cartoons for you.

DrThunder88

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« Reply #56 on: 02-02-2002 01:06 »

[Issac Hayes]You're damn right.[/IH]

"Shaft Jr." would be pretty hilarious, as a film title or a cartoon (maybe not to watch, but to use as an obscure reference).
Kryten

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« Reply #57 on: 02-02-2002 19:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Tweek:
James Bond was married at the end of On Her Majesty's Secret Service, she was killed on the drive away from the wedding though   frown

But that doesn't count, since we all know George Lazenby was never Bond.
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #58 on: 02-03-2002 14:33 »

yeap, but in the start of "For your eyes only" we see Roguer Moore Bond in the grave of her wife....and Moore really was Bond
Zed 85
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« Reply #59 on: 02-03-2002 15:07 »

My favourite has to be Tommorow Never Dies, I also like Goldeneye because I can name most of the Russian equipment.  big grin There was also another one when they were in Afghanistan - a bit contraversial now but fun then.

I've seen them all, I think Connery was probably the best Bond but I personally think you can't compare Connery and Brosnem at all.
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #60 on: 02-05-2002 17:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Zed 85:
I also like Goldeneye because I can name most of the Russian equipment

uh..

AK-47
MIG-29
T-72

and........
DrThunder88

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« Reply #61 on: 02-05-2002 23:20 »

Orumov carried a Makarov.  I don't recall any MIGs.
Tweek

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« Reply #62 on: 02-06-2002 04:23 »

There were MiGs, one crashed into the complex as I recall, they were brought down by the EM pulse.
DrThunder88

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« Reply #63 on: 02-06-2002 10:15 »

That's right.  Duh.
Zed 85
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« Reply #64 on: 02-06-2002 11:31 »

 
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Originally posted by Javier Lopez:
 uh..

AK-47
MIG-29
T-72

and........

...and

-AK-74
AK-74M
AK-74M Paratrooper
-AK-74M Motorized Division
(Automatic Assualt Rifles)

PK (machine gun)


-Larda
-UAZ
(cars [UAZ = 4x4])
 
L-39 - (Czech) (Aeroplane)
SA-3(I think) (SAM missle)
T-62 (Main Battle Tank)
V-2 (SCUD or something similar)
Ural (Truck)

and several others I can't quite but my finger on....  big grin


Daniela = Pravda!
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #65 on: 02-09-2002 14:33 »

said, i`m not an expert on rusian hand weapons, only in airplanes..


aaaaa, MIG planes   big grin
DrThunder88

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« Reply #66 on: 02-09-2002 14:42 »

Just as well.  Those Soviets managed to create some of the ugliest guns in the world (not to mention cars).
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #67 on: 02-09-2002 16:22 »

and some of the more powerfull and beatifull aircraft and submarines ever (Alfa class submarines, fastest submarines in the world, Typhoon class submarines the biggest) and the americans said that some maneouvres that the MIG-29s and SU-27s series does are imposible.
Zed 85
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« Reply #68 on: 02-10-2002 06:41 »
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Just as well.  Those Soviets managed to create some of the ugliest guns in the world (not to mention cars).

You take that back. Kalashnikov's assualt rifles and machine guns are things of beauty! J/K   tongue

Although I agree with you on the car bit.   wink

I can't get enough of MiGs. The "cobra" is something US planes don't have the balls to do.  wink


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Tweek

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« Reply #69 on: 02-10-2002 07:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Zed 85:
  ...The "cobra" is something US planes don't have the balls to do.   wink

The "cobra" is the most awesome manoeuvre I've seen a plane do, it looks impossible  big grin

Javier Lopez

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« Reply #70 on: 02-10-2002 08:12 »

in fact, americans said that "cobra" maneuovres was aerodinamyc impossibles, a MIG-29 cost between the third and the half  part of a F-16 who cost the Half of a F-15, and the MIG-29 is equivalent to the F-15 (superior in close combat, but maube lack in radar and BVR combat, at least first versions, because last versions of the MIG-29 are much more improved in radar and BVR) so you have that with the cost of a F-15 you can get 4 to 6 MIG-29s . I don`t know the cost of the SU-27 series, but the SU-35 Super-Flanker kick-asses, is belive that only the new F-22 and EF-2000 and of course MIG-29s can handle it in close combat , again a EF2000 cost the third part of a F-22, and i don`t want to know how many less cost a SU-27 or a MIG-29 (wooowww, many times less)
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #71 on: 02-10-2002 08:16 »

By the way , yesterday i saw "Diamonds forever".. it`s me or The Mustang when it makes the two wheels maneovre it goes out in the another side that it enter in two wheels, yes, we can see on short escene of the car inside where we can see the car changing the side, but this was another inexplicable "Bond" maneovre, and the desert pursuit with the Moon Rover was ilarious
Zed 85
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« Reply #72 on: 02-10-2002 08:56 »

Something my dad goes on about Diamonds Are Forever is during the Moon Rover sequence one of the pursuit cars crashes but at the same time a strange wheel rolls into the shot that looks like it's off the Moon Rover. Which is stupid.  tongue

I didn't like Diamonds Are Forever much. The dialoge was a bit weak and the Special Effects were a bit naff for a Bond flick.
Tweek

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« Reply #73 on: 02-10-2002 10:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Javier Lopez:
By the way , yesterday i saw "Diamonds forever".. it`s me or The Mustang when it makes the two wheels maneovre it goes out in the another side that it enter in two wheels, yes, we can see on short escene of the car inside where we can see the car changing the side, but this was another inexplicable "Bond" maneovre, and the desert pursuit with the Moon Rover was ilarious
You are right about the "2 wheel" stunt, the car does change sides.

Javier Lopez

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« Reply #74 on: 02-10-2002 12:51 »

i found the Rover pursuit very stupid, one of the cars simply goes out of the road and crash without any sense.........
Hawk

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« Reply #75 on: 02-12-2002 10:31 »

Where is it that the new James Bond movie is going to be taped? (Or something like that...)
Javier Lopez

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« Reply #76 on: 02-14-2002 08:25 »

i had reades rumors of the next JB movie would be in Spain, in where JB fights against an evil Bullfighter   puke  that pretends tor retrieve Gibraltar for Spain   puke   puke   puke

Why Spain is so bad viewed in all JB movies?? MOST OF SPANISH HATE BULLFIGHTERS! and as allways they are going to say that all spanish are bullfighters lovers ..
IF is the case.. JB sucks   puke .

Even in Mission Imposible 2 we appear like a poor country (the only car that appears apart from the Audi and Porsche is a poorly Renault 5.... when in Spain you can find the same cars as the resto of europe) It`s like armagedon movie where when a meteorite destroys Paris the only car you can see is a Citroen 2CV..   puke
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #77 on: 02-14-2002 09:19 »

Sean connerys jag. Sexxiest car ever.
Shadowstar

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« Reply #78 on: 02-14-2002 10:08 »

To quote from the Critic:

Jay: Next, we'll be reviewing the politically correct version of James Bond entitled [sorry, forgot the name]
Bond: Well my darling, thanks to my efforts, the Secret Service will now accept the blind and midgets. [tiny man walks by]
Midget: [waving cane] Die Bond, Die!
Bond: Uh... Mr. Bond is next door.
Midget: Oh silly me. [walks by and knocks over plant. Bond smokes]
Woman: James, you know how I hate second hand smoke. [takes out tiny air fan and fans it away]
Bond: Maybe I can light your fire.
Woman: OK, but before we begin, I need to have a list of the women you've been with for the last twenty years.
Bond: [lists like... 15 women]
Woman: Um... maybe we should just cuddle.
Bond: Cuddle my ass!
Woman: That's sexual harrassment and I don't have to take it!
Annoncer: James Bond will return in Dr. No Means No.
Chrissy

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« Reply #79 on: 02-23-2002 13:29 »

The actor: Sean Connery, but the film...hmmm... maybe goldinger..?!
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