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Spacedal11

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« on: 12-19-2005 19:59 »
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I know we have threads about 03 (Hey I started the 03 one) and 04 but why not just have a general thread about the worst movies? Anywhere between the 1890's to now. That's right there are people who are 120 years old   tongue.


And for the record I never saw Glitter. For the few...very few...who did, sorry.
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« Reply #1 on: 12-19-2005 22:03 »

Anything with Ben Assfleck.

I don't have any particular ones, I usually stop watching stuff if it sucks, zero tolerance for crap.
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« Reply #2 on: 12-20-2005 04:33 »

Freddy Got Fingered is pretty bad, unless you want to get drunk and laugh at what an idiot Green is.

But Manos The Hands of Fate, if it wasn't for Joel and The Bots I wouldn't even watch the damn thing. So bad.
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« Reply #3 on: 12-20-2005 07:29 »
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La sortie des usines Lumière sucked arse. Those Lumiere brothers are complete hacks.
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« Reply #4 on: 12-20-2005 08:21 »

 
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Anything with Ben Assfleck.

Yeah but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
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« Reply #5 on: 12-20-2005 08:54 »

 
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 Yeah but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.

Damn you, Wooter!

I wanted to say that.  tongue
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« Reply #6 on: 12-20-2005 14:21 »
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You morose motherfuckers.  God bless Affleck when he is funny.  Just about every movie starring Hulk Hogan is tied for "worst movie ever", so I'll go with those.
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« Reply #7 on: 12-20-2005 19:01 »

Anybody named "Ben" who works in Hollywood is a film-wrecking twazzock.

The worst movie ever was the 1976 "Cult Classic" The Warriors, which has just been released as a half decent videogame. Go figure.

The second worst was Resident Evil 2.
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« Reply #8 on: 12-20-2005 22:20 »

I say big budget turds like Glitter, Gigli, or You Got Served, and Battlefield Earth should top the list because they put an assload of money, hype, and celebrities for such crap movies.
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« Reply #9 on: 12-21-2005 03:15 »

 
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Anybody named "Ben" who works in Hollywood is a film-wrecking twazzock.

Ben Kingsley?

1. Battlefield: Earth
2. (By a slim margin) Dungeons and Dragons.
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« Reply #10 on: 12-21-2005 04:40 »

 laff to the title spacedal. i'm so glad i adopted you!  love

Moulin Rouge was pretty bad, I couldn't even sit through 10 minutes of it. Maybe next time i'll fast forward though. So ok, the opening sucked.

and the old Sense and Sensibility with Kate Winslet was so dull. ugh.

the plot of armageddon was sucky too, same as deep impact, it just went all over the place. In other news I absolutely loved Contact, it's now my fave  big grin
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« Reply #11 on: 12-21-2005 09:07 »

My Stepmother Is An Alien, not even brilliant it was so awful.

Conversely, Return Of The Killer Tomatoes.  I love it!
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« Reply #12 on: 12-21-2005 13:32 »

This year's remake of Fantastic Four was utter shite, which disappointed me so much. Ioan Gruffedd is a sell out - where's the Welsh accent?  tongue
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« Reply #13 on: 12-21-2005 15:00 »

Star Trek: The Motion Picture...

*shudders*
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« Reply #14 on: 12-21-2005 16:18 »

I'll see your ST:TMP and raise you Star Trek V.
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« Reply #15 on: 12-21-2005 17:16 »

All Star Trek movies share one common redeeming feature: Without the earlier ones, there could have been no First Contact. Anything with the Borg in it is by definition gold-standard entertainment.
Gocad

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« Reply #16 on: 12-21-2005 17:27 »

 
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I'll see your ST:TMP and raise you Star Trek V.

Nemesis.

I win.  tongue   
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« Reply #17 on: 12-21-2005 18:37 »
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Anything with the Borg in it is by definition gold-standard entertainment.

Voyager.

And I thought Insurrection was worse than Nemesis.  But how can you beat "Why does God need a starship?"
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« Reply #18 on: 12-21-2005 18:37 »

 
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Originally posted by Spacedal11:
I know we have threads about 03 (Hey I started the 03 one) and 04 but why not just have a general thread about the worst movies?

The sad thing isn't that you didn't bother to use the search function.  The sad thing is that you somehow managed to remain unaware of this thread despite the fact that you've posted in it several times.
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« Reply #19 on: 12-21-2005 18:45 »

+200 xp to David A
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