"No, that was the Star Wars Trek."

[Reply #480 on:]

Um... what?

The NJO has about 10 or so authors. That post has really confused me.

TOPT 'Huh?'

[Reply #481 on:]

I never knew that, I'm still reading it. It's hard to find the NJO in the UK, Unless you buy it.

And I only read EU books once every couple of years.

[Reply #482 on:]

I haven't read any EU novels.  However, I've been reading Star Wars comic books since before most of you were born.

[Reply #483 on:]

At one point I had read all of the Star Wars novels... then the NJO came out and I got bored of it fast. I may try to read it again in the fall (I've been reading Zahn's books recently, what fun).

[Reply #484 on:]

I liked the idea of a new enemy, The Empire is too weak now to be considered a threat.

[Reply #485 on:]

I think I read most of NJO books, but they dragged on a lot. I got really confused by so much of the Yuuzhan Vong stuff like yammosks... they should have just called them shieldy things and kept it simple. The idea of half the universe being taken over was a nice touch, though. Then they got beaten and everything's peachy keen now.

[Reply #486 on:]

Hehe, I bet the Vong could come back as a Cyborg in the next series, led by General Grevious's clone and Chewbacca is also a Cyborg with Han's memories of him as a personality...

It could happen.

[Reply #487 on:]

Well, shoot.  I started making a Revenge of the Sith drinking game tonight at work, but I seemed to have left it there.  Let's see, what do I remember?

Any time the words "democracy" or "republic" are spoken, drink once.
Drink three times if they are said in the same sentence.
Anytime a character professes his/her love for another, drink once.
Drink twice if both characters are the same gender.
Every time the word "power" is spoken, drink once.
Every time General Grievous coughs, drink once.
Every time the EU is completely ignored, drink once.
Drink twice if it annoys you.
If you know the name of the music playing (duel of the fates, etc), drink once, you big fat nerd.
Every time there's a digital stunt double (Yoda does not count), drink once.
Every time there's a completely digital character, not counting Yoda, drink once.
Any time a chartacter's face is half hidden in shadow, drink once.
Any time Natalie Portman cries, drink twice.
Any time Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker, drink once.
Drink once for every extremity cut off.
Drink twice if it is a beheading.

Feel free to add, I will once I get the paper I wrote them all down on.

[Reply #488 on:]

Can you say alchohol poisoning?

[Reply #489 on:]

Lightweight.

[Reply #490 on:]

Let me get my spare liver...

[Reply #491 on:]

Found the rest of the list:

Everytime you hear "The Scream" (I forget its technical name), drink once.
Every time the OT is foreshadowed, drink once.
Every time the word "peace" is spoken, drink once.
If can name a Force Power being used, drink once.

If you're watching the entire Prequel Trilogy:
Every time Anakin is called "Ani," drink once.
Every time there's an OT cameo, drink once.
Every time a bad pickup line is used, drink once.
Every time the word "midichlorians" is spoken, finish your drink.

If you're watching all 6 movies:
Every time the word "pooddo" is spoken, drink once
Every time a character screams "Noooooo" drink once.
If a lightsaber is dropped or destroyed, drink once.
If the voice of a character is different from when it was originally released, drink once.
If a character does something good completely by accident, drink once.

[Reply #492 on:]

Drink every time they say "Use The Force Luke"
Drink every time they say "Luke I am your father"

[Reply #493 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nixorbo:Everytime you hear "The Scream" (I forget its technical name), drink once.

Is it the Wilhelm Scream?

I think I'll steer clear of this drinking game though, a little too strong for my tastes.

[Reply #494 on:]

Drink everytime a character dies, excluding Stormtroopers, Rebel soldiers, droids, and the Jedi at Geonosis.
Drink everytime Obi Wan talks after he died.
Drink everytime they say "Qui Gon".
Drink everytime someone says "I have foreseen it."
Drink everytime someone says "Use the Force" or a veriation of that.
Drink twice if it's Obi Wan.
Drink three times if it's someone who doesn't have the Force.

And it is the Wilhelm Scream.

[Reply #495 on:]

Drink everytime someone is foiled by a scientific impossibility!

[Reply #496 on:]

Drink everytime some nerd watching with you screams bloody murder at George Lucas.

Drink everytime the Emperor says "Destiny".

[Reply #497 on:]

I think I'll do something safer.

[Reply #498 on:]

Bumpz0r!!1

So, I finally read a [legit] piece of the EU. I read Dark Empire 1, the comic. It's pretty awesome and comics totally pwn.

The end.

[Reply #499 on:]

Leela and amy is cool

[Reply #500 on:]

OMGnoob.

I'm sorry, I'm not helping anyone else today.  Especially people who can't read anyway.

Anyway, yeah, about Star Wars...anyone read Nurdy's PEELody?  I'd link it, but it's kinda R-rate...oh fuck it.

Warning: the opinions expressed on this site are not necessarily those of the linker, nor are they suitable for people who have actually had sex in the last three months.

PS: Join pimpbunnies.

[Reply #501 on:]

Sorry, I forgot to reply to the email Nurdy - happy to be a part of it BTW 

[Reply #502 on:]

Wow Nurdy. That was much better than I thought it would be.

Very funny, comrade.

[Reply #503 on:]

 

Originally posted by Lelea:
Leela and amy is cool

Whats that got to do with star wars ?

[Reply #504 on:]

 

Originally posted by Lelea:
Leela and amy is cool

Plus, it's "Leela and Amy ARE cool"

[Reply #505 on:]

Sure Zed, I'll tell you when I'm done with my bit in the first movie.

EDIT: Part 2 is done. Read, the force compels you!
 http://www.pimpbunnies.de/forum/viewtopic.php?p=589#589

[Reply #506 on:]

Has anybody seen the new Star Wars? Its pretty good!

I didnt like the romance-shomance. 

[Reply #507 on:]

Thats a stupid question Dave Mason

"Has anybody seen the new Star Wars?"

Most of us have seen it

[Reply #508 on:]

 

Originally posted by Zogonif:
Whats that got to do with star wars?

Is there any particular reason you're quoting a 17-day-old post from someone who hasn't posted since?

[Reply #509 on:]

Shut up disco stu i'll reply to posts when i want to

[Reply #510 on:]

And thusly, Zogonif was banned and never returned.

Good Star Wars mod for Jedi Knight Academy, Very good!
 http://moviebattles.com/

[Reply #511 on:]

How would you rate on a scale of 1 to 10

[Reply #512 on:]

And is it online only or is there a SP element?

[Reply #513 on:]

No bots at the moment sadly.

[Reply #514 on:]

 

Originally posted by DaveMason:
I didnt like the romance-shomance.   

No niether did I, but sadly it had to be there

[Reply #515 on:]

Yea as its part of the story

[Reply #516 on:]

It's a case of crappy romance verses creepy romance, this was cut from the ESB.



[sarcasm]Yes Lucas, you had a grand plan for your characters all along.[/sarcasm]

[Reply #517 on:]

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
EDIT: Part 2 is done. Read, the force compels you!
 http://www.pimpbunnies.de/forum/viewtopic.php?p=589#589

Once again, very nice. Who is Zo-Zo Binks by the way? He's the only one I dont know...

[Reply #518 on:]

Come ono, what PEELer whose name starts with "Zo" is annoying and immature enough to be Binks?

[Reply #519 on:]

Who oddly enough isn't banned yet. Hint, look above my posted Luke and Leia Twincest pic to find out!