Celebrities you just love to hate!

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Oddly enough, PEEL has been around this long without any 'what celeb do you hate the most?' thread. Well now, it has one!

Anyone who shares the same country with me also knows the former failure pop duo Ant and Dec, who think they are funny but they are not. Not at all. They suck, and worse of all. They. Won't. Bugger. Off.

Also, Internationally I hate Jennifer Lopez. Whore. Bitch. Slut. Wobble arse and greedy. Those words alone describe her character, don't you agree?

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Julia Roberts. She's neither talented nor attractive, and yet she's making 20 million a movie. It sickens me.

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Ben "Fucktard" Affleck.

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All of 'em. 

Except old Brit actors like Connery, Stewart, and McKellan.  And a few (very few) musicians.

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Connery, others my love him, but not I...

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Beyonce Knowles, she annoys the crap out of me, I really dont like her at all.

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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
Connery, others my love him, but not I...

Great, now all of Scotland wants to kill you, including me. And the Scotts don't fuck around.

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Shove it up yer kilt...

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I can't stand Christina Aguilera.

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Babera fucking Streisand for being an annoying superbitch.
Alec Baldwin because he said he was moving to Europe twice now if Bush won the election(once in 2000, and once in 2004) and he still hasn't done it.
Sean Penn for not being able to take a joke.
Micheal Moore. Nuff said.
Celine Dion. God she is so fucking annoying.

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Just about every celebrity with heaps of money who thinks the world revolves around them. There's just too many to name.

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Joan Collins. I want to trap her in a giant Microwave.

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Originally posted by Otis P Jivefunk:
Shove it up yer kilt...

Ye best be gettin ready, boy, cause I'm commin for ye!

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Dr. Phil.  I'm not even really joking on any level.  He's one of the country's worst con-artists.

Also, Ben Affleck tends to annoy me a lot, partially because of all his political appearances and so forth.  I'm really liberal on most every issue, but I wish he'd get out of my ideology and stay out.  We don't need such a lousy actor ("Gigli" anyone?) representing us.

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Wooter's a Scot? Good! He can wash the horrible taste of Jerkberg out of our mouths.*

Now, celebrities I hate...

That horrid Jolie woman.
Pretty much every pop 'starlet.'
That guy. That guy with the walk. Yeah, him.

Actually, I don't spend enough time thinking about celebrities to form a good dislike for them. Those I do end up hating must be making some concentrated effort to appear on my radar.

*No, don't think too hard about that.

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@Wooter: Wait a second, your profile says "Location: North Carolina". Someone has some explaining to do.

Actors/Celebs/TV Figures I can't stand:

Ben Affleck= Overrated...
Jennifer Lopez= She's gets married every other week.
Dr. Phil= He just bothers me.
Micheal Moore= Noone makes up more lies than he does.

That's just a few but I could come up with more later.

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Just about any non-Motown entertainer hailing from Michigan (minus Bob Seger).  You know, Michael Moore, Madonna, Eminem, Kid Rock...uh, General George Custer?

I agree with whoever mentioned celebrities who threatened to leave the country if Bush was elected or re-elected.  It's not like I give a flying fuck about what a celebrity's ideology is.  I'm also on a short fuse with any entertainer who runs for office.

There are several musical acts I would like to boot out a third story window, especially Jessica Simpson's sister.  Honestly, if anyone took her seriously before she flubbed on SNL, they should be barfing in their own faces by now.  Is it just me, or is her only claim to fame the fame of her sister?

I hate Celine Dion, and she has the ugliest baby in the world.  Whether or not those are related is irrelevant.

A celebrity I like but should hate: Donald Trump. 

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
There are several musical acts I would like to boot out a third story window, especially Jessica Simpson's sister.  Honestly, if anyone took her seriously before she flubbed on SNL, they should be barfing in their own faces by now.  Is it just me, or is her only claim to fame the fame of her sister?
 

I agree, Ashley Simpson bugs me because all of her songs lyrics sound like just made up the words as she went along. Don't know how the hell she got popular.

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Jennifer Lopez is a lying cheating rich bich who diserves to die horribly for all the crappy music I've heard and the trailors of her horrible movies.

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Michael Moore!!!
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Victoria Beckham, needs to perfect the phrase "would you like fries with that?".  Quite clearly doesn't deserve the amount of attention she commands.

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The Beckhams are the most overrated celebrities Britain has ever known.

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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Is it just me, or is her only claim to fame the fame of her sister?

She was also on 7th Heaven for two seasons.

I don't follow popular music, so I only know of Jessica Simpson as Ashlee's sister.

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Julia Roberts. Who is the blind person that decided that she's pretty?

Ben Affleck - Want your movie to flop at the box office? hire Ben Assleck!

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Originally posted by mint:
I can't stand Christina Aguilera.

That and Britney Spears!
I hate them!

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I completely agree with Nurdbot's opinion of the pint-sized double-act Ant and Dec, i'm ashamed to say that i come from Newcastle myself. I can frankly say that their 'Geordie' accents are completely false, they probably picked them up while working on the atrociously bad children's program 'Byker Grove', anybody who has seen this will know what a contrived Geordie accent sounds like.

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Ah, shut up, ya geordie... No, no! Please not the gun! No! Don't kill me! Arrrrgh! 

Anyway, I despise the Beckhams. Oh my god! He's a footballer! Oh my god! She used to be a popstar! Oh my god! They gave their children stupid names! *shoots*

I also hate Jordan and any other "celebrity" that has been on that god-awful program "I'm a Z-list celebrity! Get me out of here! But don't really because I want to win this stupid contest and boost my career for a few weeks!". They will all be destroyed.

Yeah, I hate celebrities.

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What, you can't be scottish by heritage?

Peirce Brosnan. (spelling?) I just hate him. He makes Jame Bond a pussy.

Also, name a pop star, and I hate him/her. All rappers, except maybe Snoop. Kryten. Naw, I'm just kidding, your alright.

Let's all not forget Paris Hilton. sure she's hot, but I wouldn't do her. I don't know where she's been. Ashton Kucher. Keonau.

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Let's all not forget Paris Hilton. sure she's hot,

Like hell she is. I mean, she's got a heavier brow then me! That girl's as about homely as as a mule in a traffic accident.

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Why get sucked up in hating people I don't even know.  If i hate celebreties, it only means I feel belittled and jealous that they have a center stage I couldn't even dream of.  Besides, if I said I hated britney spears, I'd have to repeal it, because I love this song.

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Originally posted by mint:
I can't stand Christina Aguilera.

Nor could I.

Other celebrities I love to hate, include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Michael Moore, and The Rock. I liked him better as a wrestler.

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I also don't like Leanardo Dicaprio, don't know why.

 

Originally posted by Wooter:
What, you can't be scottish by heritage?

I was just kidding about what I said, I know you can be scottish by heritage because I have scottish in me also.

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I just found out that Britney Spears spent 236.50$ on a gourmet steak for her pet chihuahua. And the biggest problem anybody had with it was that the chef who made it only cooks for high-profile celebrities, not dogs.

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That's nothing, the Beckhams just bought a hummer for there Toddler son and hired a Butler to unwrap the mountain of Christmas presents they're getting this year.

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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
Beyonce Knowles, she annoys the crap out of me, I really dont like her at all.

I like her.

 

Originally posted by Nurdbot:
The Beckhams are the most overrated celebrities Britain has ever known.

I agree

I hate Britney Spears because she fucked up her life by getting married and become a complete whore.  Plus her music is getting worst.

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Aww god damnit. Yet again someone has taken my avy. Thats the Third time thats happened. I gotta get a custom.


Anyway, Christopher Reeve pisses me off. But its funny because now he's dead.

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Also, a note to George Lucus: If Episode III sucks then I will hate you forever.

God, I can't stand Tom Clancy either. Why isn't there enough Terry Prattchets in the Town Library? I swear 50% of the books there are Tom Clancy.

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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Also, a note to George Lucus: If Episode III sucks then I will hate you forever.

God, I can't stand Tom Clancy either. Why isn't there enough Terry Prattchets in the Town Library? I swear 50% of the books there are Tom Clancy.

Why don't you just ask the library to get the books you want, there are almost certainly copies in the county they could get for you.

I just try to ignore celebreties, especially the has-beens and wannabes that appear on that awfulI'm a celebtity programme, if they were any good they would be doing a decent show not staring in some lame reality show, I also have no time for people who think they are something just because they've been in one of those reality shows.

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Originally posted by ghoulishmoose:
Beyonce Knowles, she annoys the crap out of me, I really dont like her at all.

 

originally posted by Juliet:
I like her.

But she's so bloody annoying. I don't have a clue why I dont like her. But she must have done something in the past thats peed me off. And them damn L'oreal adverts dont help either. She's just a really annoying person who has an annoying voice...

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Thing about Beyonce and Destiny's Child that makes me laugh is that their 2005 tour is being sponsored by McDonalds. Is it suggesting, "Eat McDonalds and you'll be skinny like us?"

And to add to the list, it has to be Jordan and Peter-fucking-Andre.