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Nixorbo
UberMod
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Originally posted by Nerd-o-rama: the shittiest fantasy movie ever Better
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I reckon you just gorram did.
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Gocad
Space Pope
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The Brothers GrimmFirst of all, the sets were really good looking. But I'm still wondering if that had anything to do with those fairy tales the real Brothers Grimm wrote down. Seriously, it's a nice take on all those fairy tales, but still the story seemed a bit underdeveloped... But it wasn't as bad as some reviews I had read before suggested. B-
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Jeremy
Urban Legend
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« Reply #652 on: 10-21-2005 02:49 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2005 02:49 »
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DominoAlmost changed my mind about seeing it 'cause the reviews on imdb are bad, but I loved it. Keira Knightley's boobies! Lucy Liu! Brian Austin Green and Ian Ziering! I mean...Keira Knightley's boobies! Also, Christopher Walken and Mickey Rourke. <3 Yeah, that's basically just a list of names and body parts and not a review. Sue me. B+
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Nixorbo
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How many times does she show her boobies, Jer?
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DrThunder88
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Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-rabbit
This was the most fun movie I have seen in a long time.
The story, as you might guess, is focused on everyone's favorite claymated inventor and his equally-claymated dog who, in this outing, have started a venture in the field of humane pest removal. Their company, fittingly enough, is called Anti-Pesto (if you don't dig on that kind of clever, pun-based humor, it's probably time to ignore this movie). Anyway, something goes horribly wrong before the annual Tottington Big Vegetable Contest, and Tottingtinos are waking up to find their big vegetables eaten by a big creature in a big way. Chaos ensues. A plan is formulated and put into action. Then everything is cool...until someone dies*.
While the claymation might lead a lesser person to believe this movie is kids' fare (and it is), it has distinctly mature entertainment value. I'll admit that much of the time I was laughing at the ridiculous images than the film itself, but there was more than once I found subtle background gags and outright, outlandish, Futurama-style gags.
The voice acting was good. It was cartoony but appropriate given the audience. Other than Peter Sallis (the usual voice of Wallace), the "superstar" cast included Helena Bonham Carter and Ralph Fiennes. The animation reflected the cartoonish nature of the voices, but the work on Gromit was especially good. Gromit's lack of dialog didn't stop him from presenting a full range of emotions, most notably a hilarious combination of disgust and exasperation.
The animation is as good as sculpted-putty photographed 30-or-so times for each second can be. In fact some of the more action-oriented shots are downright awesome. The scenery is great, greater than I imagined. With some of the earlier W&G shorts, there was definately a feel of the film being photographed in a shoebox. That could also be due to the format of the presentation. I don't doubt the big screen helps aleviate the claustrophobia more than a little. Sure, fingerprints are sometimes visible in the characters' skins, but it's all part of the magic. If they wanted super-smooth models, I don't doubt they could've rendered the film entirely with CGI.
At any rate, I'm no fan of actual horror movies, so this kind of light-hearted movie with a childishly "scary" element is a great addition to the Halloween movie arsenal.
8/8 stars
* Just kidding**. ** Or am I?
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Elizabethtown
An Orlando Bloom movie thats good?! Then again, it is a Cameron Crowe film.
9.8/10
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Spacedal11
Space Pope
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« Reply #666 on: 10-26-2005 18:43 »
« Last Edit on: 10-26-2005 18:43 »
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VF, it was a joke. Wake up honey.
I come barring movie grades from Entertainment Weekly, the following:
C+Doom: C+The Fog: D-Domino: DWallace and Gromit: the Curse of the Were-Rabit: AElizabethtown: C+[/list] Some of these were from last week. As you can see, there weren't many favorites. I however, want to see Elizabethtown and Dreamer.
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FutureDramaQeen
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by kiffan: By the way, who else thinks that Disney burned down the aardman storage building in a fit of jelousy? I agree! I hate Disney. Let's blame them anyway. I need to go plant some evidence...
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Jeremy
Urban Legend
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VF, you were in my dream. You starred in some Lord of the Rings/elf type of crap with Orlando Bloom and Eliza Dushku. Eliza gets naked at the beginning of the movie. Sweet. You had fluffy pigtails. If pigtails can indeed be fluffy. Anyway, the movie wasn't even out in theaters yet but I won the dvd. The dvd wasn't in the dvd box, but on the cover it said I'd get the dvd real soon, when the movie tanks at the box office. Not if, when. You are box office poison. B- So I'm probably the only non-female here to have Orlando Bloom in my dream, right? And I really don't even know who the fuck he is. Bastard.
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M0le
Space Pope
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Originally posted by Spacedal11: I come barring movie grades from Entertainment Weekly, the following:
C+ Doom:C+ The Fog:D- Domino:D Wallace and Gromit: the Curse of the Were-Rabit:A Elizabethtown:C+[/list] Er... why are you telling us what "Entertainment Weekly" gave these films? So we can read it and adjust our own scores to match what they said? StealthSaw this about a month or two ago. Can't remember a whole lot, really, but I think it was pretty decent. Mostly focused on Jessica Alba's twin "talents" until scenes with lots of schwooomp came on. There were huge holes in the plot and most of it didn't make much sense at all, particularly the point where Josh "Old Man" Lucas and the robot team up to indiscriminately kill some Ruskies (who were only doing their jobs in the first place, after giving fucking warnings) thirty seconds after they were trying to shoot each other out of the air. Decent movie, overall. Nearly no plot to speak of, but fun to watch. Best part: The robot vehemently claiming "it wasn't his fault" somebody got killed, after deliberately leading him into some rocks. Worst part: The fact that it actually needed to create a giant map with borders around the world so American audiences would know where an incredibly far-off country like North Korea was. C?
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Juliet
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I have been watching Napoleon Dynamite and I thought it was a very funny film. Some of the scenes made me laugh and the characters are very good and well played. Napoleon, his brother Kip and his uncle Rico made me laugh the most. Napoleon's Dance scene was so hooked and his quote "You want to play me?" just makes me laugh the most. I am going to watch it again and again. Question about the DVD On the special features there was a little behind the scenes bit about Kip and Lafawnduh's wedding. I wonder where is the scene and are they going to make a second film?
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DrThunder88
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Yeah, otherwise the generals would have to stand around trying to remember where their minature models of personnel and apparatus would be pushed.
"General, we have to move against the insurgents." "Okay, we'll move the 3rd tank division from Turkey to Iraq." "Sir, the 3rd tank division isn't in Turkey. It's in Anarctica." "Damn it, why is that division in Antarctica? "You sent it there three moves ago to get +3 rocket launchers. Now it's stuck until you roll a 2 or a 5." "Oh, if only I had some sort of board to keep track of these things!"
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