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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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THE SWALLOWING OF MARK'S TESTESI finally got around to seeing this, and I must say, I was quite disappointed. After all the hype, it was a real let-down. The dramatic scenes between Felix and his daughter felt incredibly forced, and the big twist with Red's house was just lame. Still, the movie had some decent scenes (I had tears in my eyes when Felix and Jane drank the poison oak - so sad ), and I can see why so many people liked it, even if it wasn't for me. C-By the way, has anyone seen the sequel? Is it true that Harry comes back to life in it?
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LAN.gnome
Urban Legend
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Wedding CrashersSurprisingly funny, actually. Walken doesn't have much to do (other than be creepy as hell once or twice), but Wilson & Vaughn carry the movie well. Vaughn's crazy rants are even better than those of Old School, and this movie avoids that one's major drawback: way, way too much plot and not enough laughs in the third act. Wedding Crashers stays funny all the way through its 2 hours -- and the Will Ferrel bit almost killed me. "Women at funerals? Crazy. Horny." "MOM! ...the meatloaf! We want it!" 8/10 Me and You and Everyone We KnowDamn, but this movie was good. Funny in that awkward, Napoleon Dynamite way, but with a lot more genuine laughs. Its great soundtrack is reminiscent of Napoleon too -- no retro stuff, but odd little techno/synth motifs that pop up again and again. Jesus -- the part about "back and forth" had me laughing so hard I was crying. So many great little lines ("Email wouldn't even exist without AIDS." ) and perfect, real scenes. Unlike Napoleon Dynamite, which was like a caricature of real people, this just seems like real people, acting like real people do. Granted, it bears the hallmarks of abundant coincidence and time compression symptomatic of most movies, but none of it feels out of place. One of the best movie endings I've seen in a while, too. 9.5/10
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jrock241
Crustacean
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Blockbuster sucks they don't even have the Goonies, Is it true about a Goonies 2?
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M0le
Space Pope
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« Reply #614 on: 09-23-2005 08:32 »
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Bad TasteAha! Checklist. - Guns - Skinny Peter Jackson - Nerds - Retarded aliens - Chainsaws - Machetes - Exploding sheep - Grown men eating chuck - The "brown shot" Missing in Action: - Boobies (exclusing gigantic Peter Jackson man-boobies) A++
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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No boobies and you still give it an A++? Are you high?
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SlackJawedMoron
Urban Legend
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« Reply #619 on: 09-29-2005 08:45 »
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Serenity
NON-SPECIFIC SPOILERS
Okay, I enjoyed this film. I probably enjoyed it more than most people would, being a Firefly fan. For fans of the show, this definately delivers. For others... it delivers, just not to the same extent. There's good lines, decent action, and a fun little plot that goes low-key to high-key, in the way that these sci-fi plots do.
The key here is how much you have invested in the characters, and the universe. A lot of people will go in, see certain events, and go 'so what?' A particular character dies, and they wouldn't bat an eye. However, fans like me will be going "whhhhhhhhaaaat? You evil fucks!" as the movie pulls a nasty trick or two on the viewers.I doubt these sort of things will have the same sort of impact on your casual viewer. This film might pull off Cult Hit, though I don't think it'll be a big cinema success. I enjoyed it thoroughly, though. Characters being childish and petty will always appeal.
And is it just me, or does Mal's pistol thingy look gold-plated now?
B+
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i_c_weiner
DOOP Secretary
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Tim Burton's The Corpse Bride
Totally different from Nightmare. I liked the story, and loved the dead jokes they threw in, especially "Why go up there when everybody's dying to get down here?" Depp's performance was great, though I'd have to give Bonham Carter the award for best voice over in that movie, with Lee and Finney after that. Overall, great movie, though I liked the songs from Nightmare a little more, though that may be because I've seen Nightmare thousands of times, but another great composition by Danny Elfman. I give it an A+ for Awesomely Awesome.
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #630 on: 10-02-2005 23:59 »
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SerenityBest movie ever. I ain't never seen more'n an episode of the series, but I loved this damn movie. It had all the greatness you can expect from a sci fi movie or a TV series conclusion movie: southern accents, random Chinese, callbacks, main characters getting unexpectedly impaled, subplots getting tied off, the bad guy from Equilibrium playing the exact same character*, a space battle to rival Episode III's opening for awesomeness. So buying the series now. And maybe sending some more canned fish to Fox Broadcasting. Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight or if he bothers me or if there's a woman or if I'm gettin paid, mostly only when I'm gettin paid. Baldwins for the win. A+*I looked it up, and it's not the same actor. But the characters are damn similar.Oh, and underage psychic asskicking crazy chicks. Can't forget those.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Personally, I liked "It's been going on a year since I had anything betwixt my nethers that weren't run on batteries" the best.
I ::heart:: Kaylee.
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