Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #280 on: 05-13-2005 03:55 »
« Last Edit on: 05-13-2005 03:55 »
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Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
According to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the information repository,) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the motion picture,) is somewhat above-par science fiction movie that bears a passing resemblance to the novel and radio serial of the same name. While lacking in humor, narrative cohesion, and resolution, it's still better than Episode I.
As an adaptation: C it would be worse, but we're talking about the Guide. It's supposed to get Belgiumed up in the translation, that's half the fun.
As a film: B-
Good things: Jim Henson puppets Half-drunk Zaphod for pretty much the whole movie The whale monologue Alan Rickman Slartibartfast
Bad things: Jokes with half or all of the setup missing More plot holes than the original, if you can believe that. Americanization of the plotline. Why, exactly, did the mice have to die? Because they were Bad Guys, or perhaps to help satisfy Trillian/Arthur shipping. This was not handled well. It wasn't mind-bogglingly horrible, but the setup/motivation for it was a bit too obtrusive and detracted from the original theme. This ties in with the Americanization bit. No explanation of the towels, dammit.
Requisite-Disney-musical-number TOTPD: So long, and thanks for all the fish, Sorry that it had to come to this, You may not share our intellect Which would explain your disrespect for the natural wonders all around you.
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canned eggs
Space Pope
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« Reply #281 on: 05-14-2005 02:20 »
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Unleashed should have gone by its much better international title, Danny the Dog. This movie was pretty damn good. The second act dragged on a lot, the girl was annoying, and the third act was too short, so there's less fighting than there could have been, but Luc Besson has always been able to make the human element interesting between the action setpieces, and he brings it this time. Bob Hoskins acts the hell out of his role, and Jet Li gets to flex his acting chops, too. It's 18 minutes into the movie before he says a word, and he's already got the character pretty well fleshed out. He looks and moves like a pile of old clothes. Then they take off the collar, and bam!
Louis Leterrier directs, and he's okay, lots of steely Le Samourai blues, then mellow colors when Danny's trying to live a 'normal' life, then back to steely blue for the third act, but the fights seem pretty stilted, and the stuntmen are too obviously French. But God, Bob Hoskins ruled.
Anyway, it's not up to Leon standards, but I bet Jet Li could take Jean Reno in a fight. And for that matter, Bob Hoskins could eat Gary Oldman for breakfast.
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winna
Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the SithIs there a grade above A? Let me just say that this movie was awesome. If say Ep II were progressively better than Ep I, and that Mt. St. Helens planned to erupt in the near future, Episode III would be like Lord Poseidon lifting all the oceans of the world up and hurling them into the sun as it explodes decimating half the Milky Way. At any rate, the movie was utterly fantastic. The story was written well, the dialogue was written well, and the pace was exact. I don't even have to mention any of the action, since this is the most action packed movie you've probably seen in your entire lifetime up until now. The lightsabre duels.... OMG, I just orgasmed three times in my pants (and I'm a guy). It's really no wonder they're going to redo the duel between obi and vader in the old movies, because it just doesn't compare with the ferocity of the battle they have in this movie. Seriously, if you see one movie this summer, this is it; and you wonder why no other movies opened this weekend? Seriously, just go see the damn movie, even if you're not a fan of star wars, you'll love it!
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VelourFog
Space Pope
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« Reply #288 on: 05-15-2005 20:13 »
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The Phantom of the Opera (2004[?] version)
Complete and utter crapola. I'm a girl. I like musicals, generally. I like pretty costumes and sets and all that I-almost-minored-in-costume-design type stuff... But... holy crap, this movie sucked like hell. The first maybe 15 minutes seemed okay. No wait. It started off with a flash forward. That sucked, and for no reason at all was in black and white. Don't they know that the flashbacks are supposed to be in black and white? At any rate, the actual musical numbers were decent, Mini Driver was good, and the girl who played Christine was a good singer (if a stupid actress). There was a lot of sing-talking, which grated. Either talk or sing. Shut up sing-talkers! Sets, costumes, etc, were all good, but not enough to put up with the fact that they totally screwed up the storyline. Christine is supposed to be conflicted about which man to choose, but they made the Phantom so annoying and perverted right from the start that you don't ever think she'll pick him and then get annoyed when she doesn't just run away from him right away. C-
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JDB
Professor
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Meet The Fockers This one's waaaay better than the first one. I thought Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Striesand were excellent as Gregs Parent's. It had a lot more jokes than the first one and a better storyline. A
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgendy Great movie. It had a really cool storyline and Will Ferral was excellent. Baxter getting kicked over the bridge was my favourite part. A
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Spacedal11
Space Pope
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Originally posted by bhealy: "The Incredibles" Hardly interesting/entertaining. Extremely overrated. - C Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeees! I knew there was a peeler who wasn't brainwashed by this shit either. I'm so happy! I love you bhealy.
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SlackJawedMoron
Urban Legend
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« Reply #297 on: 05-18-2005 13:07 »
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Revenge of the Sith
Okay, let me set this out for you people:-
It works.
There's some clunky dialogue, there's an over-reliance of CG during fight scenes, Darth Vader's "NOOoooooooo!" scream is just a little too silly, and it feels a little rushed towards the end.
Yet it works.
The Obi-Wan/Anakin fight is absolutely insane. It's faster than Ep1, it's more chaotic then... well... anything, and it JUST. KEEPS. GOING. Totally awesome.
Yoda takes no shit from anything. Kick ass.
Anakin gets totally fucked up. It's quite graphic.
It's never hilarious, but there's more than a few smirks.
I loved the opening. Those drums were cool.
Palpatine is actually a little silly sounding sometimes.
Poor Mace.
I'll think I'll be splaying my fingers out at people and screaming 'UNLIMITED POWEEEEEEER!' for days.
All in all, cool. You'll probably enjoy it. It still bears some of the criticism's of the rest of the series (wooden acting, clunky dialogue during romance scenes), but you can forgive them. Well, I did.
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UNLIMTED POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
A-
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #299 on: 05-18-2005 23:26 »
« Last Edit on: 05-18-2005 23:26 »
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@Spacedal: What the heck is a "prer"? Star Wars: Episode 3: Revenge of the SithDear. Sweet. Jeebus. That was the most fun I've had in a movie theater since Return of the King. It was like if you took everything even remotely awesome from the first 5 movies, rolled them up in a ball, and compressed them into two hours of sheer nerdgasm. On a down note, Johnny D did not provide the voice of Grievous. Specific thoughts: Is it just me, or did Grievous go down kinda easy? Obi Wan more or less tore him a new one. Several times. Also, what happened to all his lightsabers?
I'm wondering if they decided to go with the Timothy Zahn idea of the clones being "wrong" somehow with the Force. The Jedi seemed toreact sluggishly to being betrayed.
Yoda is definitely The Little Green Pinball of Destruction.
I ::heart:: Chewie.
Definitely not for young impressionable children, in between the massive on-screen body count, near-death of Anakin, and the Younglings getting nuked.
Obi-wan did to Anakin what Darth Maul should have done to him.
That yound Padawan kicked ass, until he got shot.
Good to see Bail Organa take more of an active role, finally.
A little heavy-handed on the whole "Democracy is teh sheezy!" thing.
I'm pretty sure that was Mon Motha at Padme's funeral.
I liked digital Tarkin.
Jar Jar didn't have a single line!
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DrThunder88
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by David A: Can't you go with Jeff, or has he abandoned you now that he's got a girlfriend? I believe she's moved from "girlfriend" to "ball and chain".
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Nasty Pasty
DOOP Secretary
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Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Blew me away.
9.7/10
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Melllvar
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Spacedal11: Prair? The present noun of preying. I'm stupid and I don't know the use of the dictionary. And no one give me a link to an online dictionary sight. That's mean. Ok then, it's "prayer", by the way.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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What's the over/under on the first bad review of Sith?
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mint
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #317 on: 05-20-2005 20:19 »
« Last Edit on: 05-20-2005 20:19 »
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Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith (2005)
I saw the movie at 22:10 GMT +2 (day light savings time) on 19th May 2005. I have no words to describe what I felt! It was just so amazing. The space battles, the light sabre battles, the plot and storyline rocked! It sums up the trilogy that leads into a new hope perfectly. It also explains why Anakin becomes Darth Vader and why he needs to wear the mask and the suit and breathes heavily. Now the cycle of the story is complete! There are tons of heart-breaking moments too. I truly felt bad for Anakin in this one. He was being pulled in two different directions. So sad he did not made the right decision and turned into Darth Vader. In sum this movie was an emotional rollercoaster. Overall on a scale of 1-10, I'm definitely giving this episode a 10 because that is what it truly deserves. The movie theatre was so full that evening we had to get there to line up half an hour earlier and luckily we got there early and so we both got a good seat! There were people that came in later asking me whether the seats beside me were available, because the room was so full. Finally: Thank you George Lucas, for making the ending film goes out with a bang and may the force be with you, always. Originally posted by mint: Well, I am going to see Star Wars Episode 3 next weekend Well we ended up seeing it earlier, Mr Mint couldn’t wait till the weekend, he said it would be too crowded then! Thun..thun...thun..thun...thu n..thun..thun...thun...thun
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