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Originally posted by Ralph Snart: late Moondog Spot came up to me and whispered, "Watch you ass, there's a fag in the locker room." To which I answered, "Who?" and he said "Kiss me and you'll find out."
So did he tell you who the fag was after you kissed him? who was it then? Speaking of gays I'm surprised that more of them don't watch wrestling, they're missing out
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Juliet
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loL THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT HELLO THERE WANKER
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« Reply #726 on: 08-21-2006 06:45 »
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Just finished watching SummerSlam: The Foley/Flair match ruled. Holy fucking shit, those two old goats can put on a show. And bleed. Damned, I haven't seen this much blood in a long time. Watching Flair actually trying to shove the barbed wire baseball bat up Foley's ass was the laugh of the night. I was surprised at the ending: Mick quit. He actually said "I quit!" This match is not the end. Foley/Flair has been the surprise hit of the summer and McMahon wants it to continue until Survivor Series. Both Flair and Foley truely dislike each other, but it appears that they will main event the next RAW PPV and they can work with each other for main event status and a main event payday. Shawn Michaels seperated his shoulder legit. He was planning to take time off soon to have knee surgery, but he may have to have shoulder surgery this week.
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Ralph Snart
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Mick Foley's ego is as big as Hogan's.
He and Flair were slated to be the main event for the next RAW PPV with the blow-off to be at Survivor Series. Since Foley is a part-timer and Flair is a full time wrestler and has tremendous respect backstage, the next match was to be a double DQ with Flair winning at SS. Foley didn't like that - he wanted to get his win back over Flair (a la Hogan). He even went to Vince to plead his case (which is a big no-no; only HHH & HBK can go straight to Vince). Vince wasn't happy that Foley was going to play the "I won't do it" card. Flair has not complained once about being used as a Jobber To The Stars and this program with Foley was a reward to him for being a team player. So Foley has screwed himself out of a main event payday and another PPV payday and having to join the KMA club. Flair is to be rewarded with running another program soon - he's being given a week off to recuperate from his injuries.
For all his flaws, Flair is very highly thought of by almost everybody, including Vince and especially HHH.
Also, HHH was very upset that Hogan got a bigger pop than he did. He (HHH) was chewed out by Vince after the match for trying to no-sell most of the match.
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Ralph Snart
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Ah, but you forget - the thing between Flair and Foley is personal. That's what made the fued so interesting. You could feel the comtempt each had for each other in their promos. Not everything going on behind the scenes is printed on the dirtsheets or places on rec.sport.pro-wrestling. True, Foley has probably done more to put other talent over than anybody else (HHH became a star because Foley gave him the rub, he let Randy Orton build his career by beating him, etc). As for how the business runs and how 'traditional booking' goes (which doesn't work anymore because Vince has re-written that book), I feel I probably have just a little more experience in that area than anybody else on PEEL . I respect Foley. He's given his heart and soul to the business and has ended up being a crippled 40 year old man for it. I know Flair personally (even though I haven't talked to him in at least ten years) and I feel that he is the one of the greastest of all time (Hogan can't even shine Flair's shoes - I don't care how many lunchboxes his face was on), but Flair is right - Foley is a glorified stuntman. All Foley is famous for is falling off cages and wearing a sock on his hand. Flair has given some of the best matches of all times and made mediocre wrestlers look like monsters because he's that damned good. Both are great on the stick - Foley can probably give a better promo than Flair, but very few others can match them (Jericho and Rock immediately come to mind, but both are now no longer in wrestling). Getting a win back is a Hogan exclusive. When he was in WCW, the only reason he wanted Warrior back was because he wanted to get his win back from Warrior. Hogan is the biggest mark for himself (with Shawn Michaels and HHH being close behind).
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Ralph Snart
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Angle has some deep personal issues - he's in the middle of divorcing his pregnant wife, he has a multitude of injuries (chronic neck problems, pulled groin, etc). He was forcibly pulled from a match on ECW recently; he was forced to go to ECW and took it as an insult.
I don't know if he has saved any money, but he needs to retire - his body is in horrible condition and he's one botched move from being in the same condition as Austin or Droz.
As for ROH or TNA, I don't think either would be able to come up with the money that Angle would demand. Also, if he did jump ship, you can be sure that Vince would retaliate as only Vince can - release a DVD set of "The Self-Destruction of Kurt Angle".
He is one of the greatest if not the greatest of WWE wrestlers of the common era. In terms of being either a heel or face and getting fan reaction, he's in the league of Flair, Bret Hart and HBK.
Good luck to Kurt and his future endevours.
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Originally posted by Ralph Snart: Also, if he did jump ship, you can be sure that Vince would retaliate as only Vince can - release a DVD set of "The Self-Destruction of Kurt Angle".
Speaking of which, has anyone seen the Warrior DVD?
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I have. It's a 3 hour hack-job on Warrior (the artist formerly known as Jim Hellwig). It only has 4 mathces, and everybody was trashing Warrior. Benoit, Jericho, Vince, HBK, etc. Hearing Hogan talk about how unprofessional the Warrior was for not selling in matches made me almost choke. Pot, kettle, black.
Rent it, but don't buy it. It's not worth it.
My collection has: Flair, Superstar Graham (my idol when I was growing up) and Bret Hart. I may buy the Dusty Rhoades DVD set (one of my best matches was when Buzz, Matt and I took on Tommy Rich, Dusty Rhoades and Mr. Wrestling II on a TV match back in 1980). Rhoades was probably the only guy in the south who could put more asses in seats than Flair.
Ah, memories...
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Ralph Snart
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Vince doesn't like tag team wrestling, which is sad because some of the best matches that I've seen were tag matches. The heat that some tag matches were unreal - Midnight Express vs Rock and Roll Express, The Freebirds vs Von Erichs, Raod Warriors vs The Steiners. The Hart Foundation vs Demolition was one of the best WWF tag fueds that I remember.
I don't watch Smackdown since I work on Friday nights (yes, I could TiVo it, but I'm too lazy), but knowing that Booker T finally got some major WWE gold makes me happy - he deserves it.
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« Reply #750 on: 09-19-2006 00:26 »
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I do wish they didn't pin the strap on Cena again so soon. From the looks of what happened on RAW, they're planning on treating him like shit from this point forward. Did you hear the booing he got last night (at the PPV?) Granted, it was in Edge's hometown, but Cena has been booed unmercifully for the past year on RAW. Only because Vince believes Cena to be the future is the only reson that Cena's not curtain-jerking and on his way to the Indies. When he was a heel and ad-libbing his raps, he was over - then they had to turn him face and water his raps down. That killed him with the fans he had, and he's just not the type to pick up new fans. How many people has Cena been fed and still can't get face heat? Carlito, Jericho, Edge all come to mind. These 3 names have more talent and fan support than Cena ever will - Cena must bend over and do Vince right for Vince to support this turkey as much as he does. As for Vince McMahon - he's the type of guy to eat a pizza in front of starving people, the crap on the last piece to keep anybody else from enjoying it. Hey, that'll probably bee next weeks Vince McMahon segment...
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Ralph Snart
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Russo? Damned. He's supposenly become a born again Christian, so maybe we won't be subjected to more 'Beaver Cleavage' skits and angles.
Damned, just keep Jim Cornette - he's over big time and he can book decently. Cornette unleashed on a mic is awesome and unreal.
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« Reply #754 on: 09-22-2006 01:10 »
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Originally posted by fryfanSpyOrama: And what Vince wants he gets. Edge was more annoying as champion and I can never see him as a face after all he's done. I think Cena is a great champion. I mean, I remember when people complained about Austin being champion, beer drinking, finger flipping, truck driving redneck-thing was some people always complained. I don't care for Cena's raps, but his attitdue to the ring is cool. They should have him start a feud with Randy Orton, anyone instead of Edge. Smackdown is pushing guys like Bobby Lashey, RAW should do the same. I'm sorry, I know this is more of a subjective issue, but Edge deserves the championship much more than Cena right now. Cena isn't a slouch, I'm not going to be a stupid smark here, the man can be entertaining in the ring, but for the last year and a half, he's been rammed down our throats. I just don't see why Vince is so hellbent on getting the man over as a face. The majority of fans just don't want to cheer the man. It took Edge turning on Montreal, Murdock & Cade jumping him from behind, and a DX team up to get the crowd to rally behind him. This would be fine if he were in the process of being turned from Heel to face or something, but the man has been pushed as a face for 2 years at this point. Cena would probably be a great heel if they'd just let him run with it. Acting like an adult version of a typical suburban wigger. I could see that working.
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Ralph Snart
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Kurt placed on his website that he may go to MMA in the future.
He's a machine - he'll die in the ring or end up crippled like The Dynamite Kid. WWE (and by extension, Vince McMahon) could care less about the health of the wrestlers - Vince only cares about making more money and being totally in control of other people's lives. If it weren't the bad publicity, he could care less if a wrestler died in the ring.
Kurt's not the type to sit back and smell the roses - he's a driven person and will always push his body faster and harder until it can't go anymore.
At least TNA is only once a week and Kurt won't be on the road - he can work light matches, a PPV and let his body heal the rest of the week.
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