fryfanSpyOrama
Urban Legend
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« Reply #520 on: 03-30-2006 19:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2006 00:00 »
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Here are my Wrestlemania predictions.
WWE Champion John Cena vs. Triple H
I havee to go with John Cena, only because my hatred for HHH just won't allow me to side with him, even if he's married to Vince's daughter.
World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio
I'm going with Rey Mysterio, because he's the charity case. If he does win, you can bet they'll be Eddie chants all night long.
Mr. McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels (No Holds Barred Match)
I'm going with Mcmanhon, Vince has never won at Wrestlemania and I thinking he'll take care of Michaels like he took care of Bret Hart at Survivor Series.
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
This is where it gets tricky. I hope they're not planning for Ric Flair to win. I'm going with Bobby Lashey and I hope they add a storyline where he decides to go to RAW for the WWE Title, i.e. sort like when Benoit won 2004 royal rumble and went to RAW. If the off chance HHH won the title, HHH vs. Lashley would be something.
Undertaker vs. Mark Henry (Casket Match)
Have to go with Undertaker. I hear he's retiring and WWE should let me go with honor by letting his undefeated unbroken. He's been more loyal to WWE than many other guys.
Edge vs. Mick Foley (Hardcore Match)
I have to go with Mick Foley, but Edge will probably give Foley a run for his money.
United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. JBL
Chris Benoit needs to go after the World title. Whether he wins or loses, he should be next contender.
World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show vs. Chris Masters & Carlito
Chris & Carlito may win since Big Show hasn't won at a Wrestlemania since he's first back in 1999. I don't know if that's intentional or coincidential. However, if Big Show and Kane win, I hope the tag team division on both brands get better.
Women's Champion Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James
I don't mind if a psycho wins the women's title. Trish has had it for so long that it has lost its meaning.
Boogeyman vs. Booker T & Sharmell
I don't know who'll win, but you know their will be worms involved. Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle (Playboy Pillow Fight)
I don't care who wins, we have puppies involved.
These are my predictions and I don't mind if most of them come true.
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
DOOP Secretary
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The Hall of FAme is available on www.wwe.com. It was great to see my old friends Blackjack Mulligan and Lanza. Sherri was coked-up to her gills. Bret said his good-byes to us. We'll never see him again.
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
DOOP Secretary
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I'm still tuned into the 'sport'. I still have a few connections, and the rag sheets on the 'net give pretty decent info. BTW. as a former 'rhoid boy myself, Randall has more chemicals flowing thru his bloodstream than Barry Bonds. This is by far not comprehensive about the little bitch that Randall Orton is, but it gives a good idea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Orton BTW, if he had deserted after June, 2002 - he would have been charged as a felon and had to spend a minimum of one year in prison.
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
DOOP Secretary
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One of the dirt sheets states that Orton got in a fight in a bar two weeks ago - one of the people that he hit is now suing. Witnesses are saying that Orton threw the first punch.
The newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling now has several threads dedicated to Orton's suspension.
There are precious few strong performers today - there's no proving ground for the wrestlers to get experience and develop their character.
There are some people who are just natural heel material. People like Greg Valentine, The Honky Tonk Man, HHH are all great heels. Then there's people like Sean Waltman who have go away heat - people boo them to get them to leave.
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Ralph Snart
Agent Provocateur
Near Death Star Inhabitant
DOOP Secretary
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Nope. He admitted to doing it at least once when a witness came out. He's denied at least 3 other incidents of crapping in women's bags. Now he's moved up to just vandalizing their belongings.
He has some major psychological issues. I just don't care enough about him to care if he ever works through them.
I hope that he's jobbing to Val Venus when he comes back from his suspension.
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dark_drag765
Crustacean
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Even if HHH is an ass hes a good in ring performer and he doesnt take steriods and that is rare.
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dark_drag765
Crustacean
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Dude hes got his own book on fittness im sure he doesnt take steroids
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