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fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #520 on: 03-30-2006 19:48 »
« Last Edit on: 03-31-2006 00:00 »

Here are my Wrestlemania predictions.


WWE Champion John Cena vs. Triple H

I havee to go with John Cena, only because my hatred for HHH just won't allow me to side with him, even if he's married to Vince's daughter.

World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio

I'm going with Rey Mysterio, because he's the charity case.  If he does win, you can bet they'll be Eddie chants all night long.

Mr. McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels (No Holds Barred Match)

I'm going with Mcmanhon, Vince has never won at Wrestlemania and I thinking he'll take care of Michaels like he took care of Bret Hart at Survivor Series.

Money in the Bank Ladder Match

This is where it gets tricky.  I hope they're not planning for Ric Flair to win.  I'm going with Bobby Lashey and I hope they add a storyline where he decides to go to RAW for the WWE Title, i.e. sort like when Benoit won 2004 royal rumble and went to RAW.  If the off chance HHH won the title, HHH vs. Lashley would be something.

Undertaker vs. Mark Henry (Casket Match)

Have to go with Undertaker.  I hear he's retiring and WWE should let me go with honor by letting his undefeated unbroken.  He's been more loyal to WWE than many other guys.

Edge vs. Mick Foley (Hardcore Match)

I have to go with Mick Foley, but Edge will probably give Foley a run for his money.

United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. JBL

Chris Benoit needs to go after the World title.  Whether he wins or loses, he should be next contender.

World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show vs. Chris Masters & Carlito

Chris & Carlito may win since Big Show hasn't won at a Wrestlemania since he's first back in 1999.  I don't know if that's intentional or coincidential.  However, if Big Show and Kane win, I hope the tag team division on both brands get better.

Women's Champion Trish Stratus vs. Mickie James

I don't mind if a psycho wins the women's title.  Trish has had it for so long that it has lost its meaning.

Boogeyman vs. Booker T & Sharmell

I don't know who'll win, but you know their will be worms involved.
 
Torrie Wilson vs. Candice Michelle (Playboy Pillow Fight)

I don't care who wins, we have puppies involved.


These are my predictions and I don't mind if most of them come true.
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« Reply #521 on: 03-30-2006 20:17 »

If John Cena Wins At Wrestlemania he should lose it quick and i hope edge wins ric is probly going to win even though itd be corny i hope lashy wins though every thing else i pretty much agree with
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« Reply #522 on: 03-31-2006 03:09 »

 http://www.wrestlecrap.com/classic2.html

Wrestlemania VII - Ultimate Warrior vs. HHH
Donald

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« Reply #523 on: 03-31-2006 20:09 »

I dont hate Triple H .Him and Hogan were my Favorites until they took their injury cauf cauf vacation.
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« Reply #524 on: 04-02-2006 02:31 »

The Hall of FAme is available on www.wwe.com.

It was great to see my old friends Blackjack Mulligan and Lanza.

Sherri was coked-up to her gills.

Bret said his good-byes to us.  We'll never see him again.
newhook_1

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« Reply #525 on: 04-02-2006 12:37 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2006 12:37 »

I'm glad Bret got to say his goodbyes. Last time I saw him, he hit Goldberg in the back of the head with a shovel in a desert somewhere in late 2000(WCW logic), it's good to see he finally got the chance to go on his own terms.
The Decapodian

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« Reply #526 on: 04-02-2006 15:50 »

Kane rules
The Decapodian

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« Reply #527 on: 04-02-2006 15:51 »

Does anyone here like kane?
newhook_1

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« Reply #528 on: 04-02-2006 16:03 »
« Last Edit on: 04-02-2006 16:03 »

No.
Donald

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« Reply #529 on: 04-02-2006 21:20 »

Yeah Kane is cool.Is kane with a mask the same as the kane today because he looked better with a mask.
evan

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« Reply #530 on: 04-02-2006 22:10 »

Yes, it's the same guy. He's Glen Jacobs, and he previously played Fake Diesel, Issac Yankem D.D.S., the Christmas Creature, and a bunch of other stupid characters before he was assigned the somewhat less-stupid role of burned retared half-brother of the Undertaker/drunk driver necropheliac.

So no, I don't like Kane. Nor do I like how he'll probably get a title right when his stupid movie comes out.
fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #531 on: 04-03-2006 02:58 »

Well I'm happy about Wrestlemania.  Most of my predictions came true and I'm looking forward to RAW.
The Decapodian

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« Reply #532 on: 04-03-2006 03:45 »

kane with the mask rules
Donald

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« Reply #533 on: 04-03-2006 18:25 »

My prediction about Edge wining was right.
newhook_1

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« Reply #534 on: 04-03-2006 23:36 »

Spirit Squad get gold, bitches!  tongue
Roy Bluth

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« Reply #535 on: 04-04-2006 11:30 »

I like Kane, he's a cool.

I remember when he and The Big Show fought at Fully Loaded 1999 (I think), and TBS Gorilla Press Slammed him out of the ring. That was awesome. I'm glad TBS and Kane are tag partners now, did they win at WM?
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« Reply #536 on: 04-04-2006 12:04 »

Vince has gone insane.

He's actually advertising a tag match between Shane/Vince vs. HBK and ... God.

Yes, the almighty, the creator, the alpha and the omega will be in Shawn's corner.

This is really pathetic.
 http://www.wwe.com/shows/backlash/matches1/22851061/preview/
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« Reply #537 on: 04-04-2006 18:46 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2006 18:46 »

Randy Orton suspended for 60 days.

God, I hope he gets fired.  I truely despise him.

From 411wrestling.com

WWE has suspended Randy Orton for 60 days. They sent a text message via their new wireless service saying he was suspended for "unprofessional conduct."

Orton was scheduled to face Rey Mysterio for the World Title at the Smackdown taping tomorrow.

Donald

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« Reply #538 on: 04-04-2006 19:00 »

Why hes a good wrestler
fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #539 on: 04-04-2006 19:50 »

Is Chicago apart of Bizzaro world now?  Why were most booing John Cena?  What do people have against Cena?  I'll admit, at first, he seemed like an Eminem wannabe or Markie Mark wannabe, but now he's a real deal.  Take away the whole hip-hop gimmick and he's still a better champion than HHH.  People thought Austin's beer-drinking redneck image was lousy at first, but became tolerable after a while.  Why are people booing John Cena?  He hasn't done anything to make me boo him.  Anyone that can make HHH tap out is fine by me.
Donald

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« Reply #540 on: 04-04-2006 19:57 »

John and Triple H's Match was a last minute feud i didnt watch wrestlmania.I was goin for Triple H and Edge.Atleast one won. Triple H lost three years in a row.The Main reason I rooted for him was John Cena has had the title to long.
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« Reply #541 on: 04-04-2006 19:59 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2006 19:59 »

@ Donald:

I despise Randal Orton because he joined the Marines, then ran home and hid like a little bitch after boot camp.  He hid for 78 days until his dad, Bob Orton, Jr. made him turn himself in.  Randal got a dishonorable discharge plus had to spend three months in prison.  He should have been shot for desertion.  Then there's the incidents where he's been documented for being abusive towards the Divas (including placing feces in some of the women's gymbags) and going into the crowd and assaulting the fans for booing him.

He is a piss-poor example of a human being.

The only reason he got his push is because he has the type of body that Vince is a fag for.

@ FFSO:

Cena is hated because he's being pushed down people's throats.  He just isn't a likable face - he's much better as a heel.

Cena's probably going to be turned heel and Carlito will get a face push.

SCSA was a huge breakout - to this day he has outsold everybody, including Hogan in merchandising.  It was the Ringmaster gimmick that SCSA had that the fans were cool towards...

In other news - Tyson Tomko quit because he felt he was being underutilized.  WAtch him join TNA and feud with Scott Steiner...
Donald

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« Reply #542 on: 04-04-2006 20:05 »
« Last Edit on: 04-04-2006 20:05 »

I was wondering why Tomko Wasnt wrestling Ill miss him since hes from my hometown. Where did you get all the info about Orton.
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #543 on: 04-04-2006 20:19 »

I'm still tuned into the 'sport'.  I still have a few connections, and the rag sheets on the 'net give pretty decent info.

BTW. as a former 'rhoid boy myself, Randall has more chemicals flowing thru his bloodstream than Barry Bonds.

This is by far not comprehensive about the little bitch that Randall Orton is, but it gives a good idea.

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Orton

BTW, if he had deserted after June, 2002 - he would have been charged as a felon and had to spend a minimum of one year in prison.
Donald

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« Reply #544 on: 04-04-2006 20:47 »

You were a wrestler?
evan

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« Reply #545 on: 04-04-2006 23:48 »

  • I don't understand the point of joining up with the Marines only to quit and run away during training. What, did he think it would be easy or something?

As for why he was suspended, I have no idea. From what Orton's allegedly done in the past, it has to be something really serious. It can't be for drugs, because didn't they just do their first drug testing this month?

After all, if he's Vince's golden boy, he was allowed to get away with all that other stuff. To piss Vince off this bad, it has to be something *huge*.

  • Cena was decent as a midcarder, but he totally blew it when he was pushed too far too fast. Those boos at Chicago weren't the first time he's been booed...he's gotten a pretty big heel reaction for the last few months. People are sick of him. He's being exposed as a weak performer and the fans are tired of it.
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« Reply #546 on: 04-05-2006 06:30 »

One of the dirt sheets states that Orton got in a fight in a bar two weeks ago - one of the people that he hit is now suing.  Witnesses are saying that Orton threw the first punch.

The newsgroup rec.sport.pro-wrestling now has several threads dedicated to Orton's suspension.

There are precious few strong performers today - there's no proving ground for the wrestlers to get experience and develop their character.

There are some people who are just natural heel material.  People like Greg Valentine, The Honky Tonk Man, HHH are all great heels.  Then there's people like Sean Waltman who have go away heat - people boo them to get them to leave.
Donald

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« Reply #547 on: 04-05-2006 18:59 »

Edge is my favorite wrestler I hope he beats John Cena and Tripple H and becomes the World Champion.
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« Reply #548 on: 04-05-2006 21:29 »

 
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Originally posted by Ralph Snart:
 http://www.wrestlecrap.com/classic2.html

Wrestlemania VII - Ultimate Warrior vs. HHH
How come you guys ripp on HHH 24/7.

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« Reply #549 on: 04-05-2006 22:34 »
« Last Edit on: 04-05-2006 22:34 »

Crips is a nortorious political player.  He started by carrying Shawn Michaels' bags when he (Crips) first started in the WWF.  He dumped Joanie Lauer (Chyna) when he started dating Stephanie McMahon.  He married into the family, cementing his 'spot'  When he was in DX, he demanded that all the other members walk behind him.  He uses his position to hold more talented wrestlers down.  He was responsible for letting The Rock's contract lapse because he doesn't want anybody more over than him on the roster.  There's not a person who leaves the WWE who has a kind word for that politics-playing bastard.

(A Dwayne Johnson [The Rock]interview on Letterman - he said that HHH was the biggest horse's ass he had ever met - in or out of the ring).

Now he has his new intro where he's dressed like a combination of The Mighty Thor and Conan, the Barbarian.

Forget all the talk about Foley or Hogan or Bret being marks for themselves - HHH has them all beat!

The latest on Orton's suspension

from 411wrestling.com

Some more information on the Randy Orton situation has come out. First of all, it has nothing to do with the baseline drug testing that was recently administered. Apparently Orton has been having issues since January, when Kurt Angle was brought to Smackdown. There have been a number of disciplinary problems since then that have been kept inside the company. During the WrestleMania weekend, he flagrantly defied the dress code. All of these issues have been building, causing a lot of heat with the locker room. It looks like this all came to a climax and WWE felt that they had no choice but to discipline him.

In other words, Randall is a whiny little bitch who thinks that he 'deserves' being the top name.  Sorry, but Kurt Angle is at least a thousand times better wrestler and promo guy than Randall ever will be. 
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« Reply #550 on: 04-06-2006 00:52 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2006 00:52 »

Well, Randy has been groomed to be one of the top guys to carry the company into the future.  Until more is known about this, I'm not passing judgment one way or the other.  He might just be upset that his planned world title win was nixed right when he was getting back into the groove, or maybe he and Kurt really have some issue between them.
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« Reply #551 on: 04-06-2006 15:32 »
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@ Donald:

I despise Randal Orton because he joined the Marines, then ran home and hid like a little bitch after boot camp.  He hid for 78 days until his dad, Bob Orton, Jr. made him turn himself in.  Randal got a dishonorable discharge plus had to spend three months in prison.  He should have been shot for desertion.  Then there's the incidents where he's been documented for being abusive towards the Divas (including placing feces in some of the women's gymbags) and going into the crowd and assaulting the fans for booing him.

I thought the feces incident was only a rumour?

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« Reply #552 on: 04-06-2006 18:26 »

Nope.  He admitted to doing it at least once when a witness came out.  He's denied at least 3 other incidents of crapping in women's bags.  Now he's moved up to just vandalizing their belongings.

He has some major psychological issues.  I just don't care enough about him to care if he ever works through them.

I hope that he's jobbing to Val Venus when he comes back from his suspension.
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« Reply #553 on: 04-06-2006 18:29 »

Even if HHH is an ass hes a good in ring performer and he doesnt take steriods and that is rare.
Donald

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« Reply #554 on: 04-06-2006 18:43 »

Why is vince making Triple H lose three times in a row at main event. Why is he even in all those main events.
evan

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« Reply #555 on: 04-06-2006 19:43 »

 
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Even if HHH is an ass hes a good in ring performer and he doesnt take steriods and that is rare.

::spit-take::

I'm sorry, I don't know all the facts, but I'm highly doubtful of that.
dark_drag765

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« Reply #556 on: 04-06-2006 20:03 »

Dude hes got his own book on fittness im sure he doesnt take steroids
newhook_1

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« Reply #557 on: 04-06-2006 20:25 »

Triple H bulked up by over 50 pounds in a matter of months back in 99-2000. I really think he was on the roids.
dark_drag765

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« Reply #558 on: 04-06-2006 20:33 »

How do you know that?
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« Reply #559 on: 04-06-2006 21:04 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2006 21:04 »

Ok, I exaggerated a little, he put on about 30 pounds of muscle mass. All the same, 30 pounds of muscle mass within a few months is a lot.

How do I know he put on so much?

1) He used to look a lot smaller.

2) They used to announce his weight as 230 something, now it's 260 something.

Just look up some older pictures of him. He was muscular, sure, but not absolutly ripped like he became back in 1999-2000. I doubt that you can get those results from Stacker 2.
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