WWE- Where it all begins again

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Any file sharing service should have them.  In other wrestling news, Sonny Siaki has left TNA, and Jamal is headed back to WWE.  I'll miss Jamal's All Japan work, but as long as WWE doesn't sign back the other RO&D members, it'll be okay.

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RO&D?

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Roughly Obsess and Destroy - an All Japan Pro Wrestling WWE-invasion stable.  Armageddon's cruiserweight and U.S. title series matches were fantastic.  Haven't seen the rest of the show, but just those two matches will make it worth the cost of the DVD.

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It's that time of year again, The Royal Rumble.  WWE has some new champions Edge as WWE champion and Kurt Angle as World Champion on Smackdown.  Does that mean he'll be a smackdown superstar?  He's still facing Shawn Michaels this Monday.

And now about TNA.  Sting is coming back and it will be interesting to see if you'll be in the same shape.  I haven't seen him since WCW days.

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Thank god Edge got the title, am I the only person here sick to death of Cena?

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i like cena i justt hate that damn belt

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Originally posted by Homer Simpson:
i like cena i justt hate that damn belt

Amen brother...

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What are you two smoking?  Sure Cena's belt was annoying, but Edge is a complete ass.  I wish Edge was champion a year ago when he was in that triple threat match with Benoit and HHH.  Edge still has that Cena belt, isn't that ironic.  At last HHH isn't world champ.

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anyone want to join my wwe fantasy league?
go to stats.wwe.com/groups/group.asp
search for UPN Wrestling League

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Rey Mysterio won the Royal Rumble.  That's actually a shocker.  It seemed they were aiming towards Shawn Michael since he's under fired with Vince McMahon.

What's the deal with Tim White committing attempted suicide online?

What's the deal with Sting saying he's done with wrestling on TNA?  He signed a one year contract with TNA.  Whether it's part of the storyline, we probably won't see Sting wrestle that much during that year.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Tim White killing himself over and over is funny(though maybe not to everyone), and the Sting thing is part of an angle.

On another note, Fuck John Cena.   

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Hurray for another reign of Thuganomics.  You can't see me.

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Bret "Hit Man" Hart will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. The Hit Man will be inducted on April 1, 2006 in Chicago, IL.


This is big news.  Nobody deserves it more than him.  I just wish it was back last year.  I'm also think it's cool that Christain Cage won the NWA World Title on TNA.  Thought, I think they gave Chirstain the title so soon just to stick it to WWE about how they treated Christain.

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What's the deal with Tim White, did he really kill himself?

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I don't really watch WWF that much anymore but I just gotta say Cena is crappiest champ since Ultimate warrior.
Also whats the deal with Rey Mysterio? I dont mind the guy and he is entertaining to watch but is he going to dedicate every friggin match of his carear to Eddie? I didn't see him winning the Rumble as a shock, normally it would be but as soon as he said he was dedicating the Rumble to Eddie, it was pretty obvious he was gonna win it.

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I'm sorry about Eddie, that was tragic, but c'mon, giving Rey the win at the Rumble is stupid. I wonder if he's going to win the title at Mania. He'll probably dedicate his victory at Mania to Eddie and suprise us all by losing. Maybe Chavo and him can have a fued, like before. I forgot what it was all about, but Chavo could say that Eddie was his "real" family, and that HE should be dedicating his matches to Eddie. Or something stupid like that, I wouldn't put it past Vince.

I heard awhile ago that Kane was going to have a movie out next month, what's up with that?

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Here are some interesting coincidences.

1996- HH was the first person to enter the Royal Rumble and lost. 

2006- HHH was the first person to enter The Royal Rumble and lost.

1996- Shawn Michaels wins Rumble only to put title shot on the line at Feb pay per view against Owen Hart for revenge since Owen bragged that he took Michaels out months ago.

2006- Rey Mysterio wins Rumble only to put the title shot on the line to face Randy Orton at Feb pay per view, out of revenge for what Orton said about Eddie.  Which, I'm shock the WWE is expoiting his death.  (They never did that to Brian Pillman or Owen Hart)  I'm surprised eddie's family doesn't sue WWE.

1996- There's tension over WWE title over three superstars Bret Hart, Diesel and Undertaker.

2006- There's tension over World title between Kurt Angle, Marc Henry and Undertaker.  Henry has is Diesel's position and Angle is in Hart's.

1996- Bret Hart took time off from wrestling after losing title at Wrestlemania 12.

2006- Bret Hart returns after being gone at Wrestlemania 22.

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-I liked the tag match between MNM & Mark Henry against Undertaker & Kurt Angle.
-I'm really torn between who I want to win the title, as I like both wrestlers a lot. But I'm leaning towards the Undertaker. (He is on an undefeated streak since he came back as the Deadman, right?)
-Also, what he did to Mark Henry in that tag match at the end was amazing. The finish looked a bit sloppy though.
-Oh, and is it just me, or is the Undertaker getting bald?
-One last thing for now: All Undertaker needs to do is wear his in-ring attire like he used to (against Kane in the Wrestlemania and inferno matches) and his look would be set. The whole "I'm trying to keep an image of the biker dude" kinda kills his character.

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Here are the results of No Way Out.

Show spoiler

World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle def. Undertaker
Randy Orton def. Rey Mysterio to win Rey's World Championship Match at WrestleMania 22
Chris Benoit def. Booker T (New United States Champion)
Matt Hardy & Tatanka def. WWE Tag Team Champions MNM (Non-Title Match)
JBL def. Bobby Lashley
Gregory Helms wins a Nine-Man Cruiserweight Championship Match 

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Show spoiler

I think the outcome of the Rey Mysterio/Randy Orton match sucked balls. If someone wins the Royal Rumble, their spot should be secure, unless they are somehow unable to compete at Wrestlemania. The writers had better come up with a way to get Rey into the title match.

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Who's champion on Smackdown?

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Kurt Angle is World champion on Smackdown.

Eddie Guerrero inducted in the Hall of Fame is an honoring, but it taints the WWE Hall of Fame.  The only reason why he's inducted this year is because he died back in Nov and everyone's still living off that tragedy.  If he was still alive today then he wouldn't be inducted in this year's Hall of Fame.  Why wasn't Owen Hart inducted in the Hall of Fame following his death?  Owen Hart deserves it just as much as Eddie.

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Because Vince McMahon is a cold, heartless bastard.  When Road Warrior Hawk became a born again Christian, he tried to contact Vince several times to try to put aside the bad blood.  He wasn't interested in a job, just to clear the air.  Vince refused to take the calls; but when Hawk died, Vince rushed out a DVD set of the Road Warriors to profit from Hegstrand's (Hawk) death.

As bad as it is to say, the world will be a better place when Vince does the dirt dance (and hopefully take Stephanie and Paul Levesque with him).

I bet the heartless bastard rushes a Public Enemy DVD set out now that Johnny Grunge and Rocco Rock are both dead...

If you want to meet someone who despises Vince more than I, I'll set you up with a shoot interview from Ole Anderson...

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Originally posted by Alkomesh2:
Thank god Edge got the title, am I the only person here sick to death of Cena?

I agree why should some ametur have the title for about a year 

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Originally posted by newhook_1:
On another note, Fuck John Cena.   

amen brothrer amen
 

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:
Also whats the deal with Rey Mysterio? I dont mind the guy and he is entertaining to watch but is he going to dedicate every friggin match of his carear to Eddie?

egxactly what i think thank god he

Show spoiler

lost his shot to randy orton also whats the deal with edge losing the title to cena in 20 days

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I guessing it was because they wanted HHH in the main event and if was Edge/HHH they would have to turn one of them face.

Also is WWE ending the brand split? they have been trimming down the tag divisions, first hart throbs and now the Dicks have been released.

I find the dicks release very hard to swallow.

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The heart throbs were released because of actions on Byte This, and the Dicks were released because they actually got in a physical confrontation with eachother backstage.

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OooOoOoOOoh. Did they get fired because of a shoving match? I didn't like the Heart Throbs to begin with, but damn. After all the crap that's gone on with Stone Cold over the past 3 years, and they keep bringing him back. Sure, he's more entertaining, but I think there's another reason why they were let go.

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Originally posted by newhook_1:
and the Dicks were released because they actually got in a physical confrontation with eachother backstage.

The 2 dicks had a physical confrontation with eachother backstage? woah that must have been a very sticky situation for wwf.
I'm not really into the dicks but getting fired though must be hard on the dicks, they must feel really licked.

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After watching the HHH/Cena segment Monday night, my already low opinion of HHH actually got lower.  The job of the heel is to get the crowd to boo him.  HHH deliberately let Cena die in front of the crowd.  HHH was the one that said that Angle couldn't do the job as a heel because the crowds were cheering Angle over Cena.

HHH is out for himself - he takes pride in burying his opponents; he takes quasi-shoots at others but they aren't allowed the same luxury - the only reason that Crips isn't on TNA as a midcarder is because he married the bosses daughter (another winner of the 'luckiest sperm in the world' contest.

Wrestlers superior to Crips on the roster?  Angle, Edge, JBL, Benjamin, Carlito and even decrepit 'Denture Boy' Flair.

Every Crips interview is a 20 minute blowjob to himself on how great he is - that assclown can't carry the jockstrap of Michaels, Jericho, Rock, Austin, Flair, Angle, Race, Funk, Brisco, Hogan, Savage and especially Bret Hart.

The ONLY thing worse than Crips is any Vince McMahon segment, but of especially poor taste is when Vince shows his 60 year old ass off for his 'Kiss My Ass' club. 

When Vince gave himself a wedgie to show his ancient ass off, I have to wonder if the powers-that-be at USA wondered why they bothered to buy WWE-RAW back from Spike?

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What did the Heartthrobs do on Byte This?  Also, I agree with the fact HHH does a blowjob every time he picks up a mic.  The fact that he married the bosses daughter means we'll have to put up with this for many years, unless of course divorce happens.  They better not let HHH win the championship at Wrestlemania.  People here may like John Cena, but I tolerate him as champion over HHH any day.

Edge vs. Mick Foley is a waste of Mick Foley wrestling at Wrestlemania. 

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I really hope he doesn't lose. I'm tired of Foley losing to everyone just to put them over. I seriousy die a little every time.

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Mick is a parody of himself.  Granted, he took so many bumps until he had to to retire at the age of 35, but still, he whores himself out each time he gets in the ring.

You'd never see Hogan whore himself out for somebody like Edge; you'd never see HHH whore himself out for anybody.  As said before, a little part dies each time Mick loses to somebody like Edge, or Randy Orton, or HHH.

BTW, the ONLY person who I despise more than HHH is Randy Orton.  It's not 'heel' heat; it's much more viseral - it's X-Pac heat.  It's 'please go the fuck away and never come back' heat.

Sad, because back in 1980 I wrestled a few matches against Bob Orton, Jr. (Randy's dad).  A decent guy and a decent worker, I don't think that I ever heard of Bob, Jr. taking a crap in a woman's gymbag because she turned him down for a date.  Randy Orton is a worthless piece of crap.  The only thing that he has going for him is that he has a body that Vince is a fag for.

It's a pity that Ole Anderson's atttempts to go national with wrestling didn't pan out and Vince McMoron's did.  The current product is crap.   

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lol funny posts Ralph, I agree with a lot of what you said, I never heard of Orton taking a crap in some womans gym bag but it sounds like something he would do.
The push that he got last year was insane, the amount of wrestlers and ex-wrestlers that had to job to him was stupid and in the end he blew his chance.
I don't know why he is getting another push, nobody cares enough about him for him to be a good face or heel, the only way he can get a lot of heat is by using Eddies death which is pathetic, neither Orton or Mysterio would be in the main event if it wasn't for them profiting off his death, not that I blame them for that its WWE's idea.

As for HHH, I don't hate the guy sure he only is where he is cause he married the bosses daughter but you can hardly hold that against him, I think most peoples hatred towards HHH is more out of jelousy than anything else.
HHH gives himself a blowjob every time he picks up a mic? Wow that is talented.

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Originally posted by iliketowankalot:

lol funny posts Ralph, I agree with a lot of what you said, I never heard of Orton taking a crap in some womans gym bag but it sounds like something he would do.

Wanky, you call yourself a fan and haven't heard about Randal's obsession with putting feces in women's gymbags?  Shame, shame.  He did it to the wrong Diva, she quit and bought a suit against the WWE for harrassment.  She was paid off a large (read six figures) amount to drop the suit.  Randal did it again after being told to stop, so he got depushed as punishment and had a match where TBS stiffed the hell outta him the entire match.

   

The push that he got last year was insane, the amount of wrestlers and ex-wrestlers that had to job to him was stupid and in the end he blew his chance.

Randy makes a good heel because he's so easy to dislike; he was turned face and then was groomed to be the youngest champion ever, in an attempt to be the modern day Rock.  When that didn't work, HHH was more than glad to step up to the plate and take the belt off Randal, for the sake of the business (that HHH, he's such a great guy-extreme sarcasm).

   

I don't know why he is getting another push, nobody cares enough about him for him to be a good face or heel...

One reason and one reason alone - he has the body that Vince loves.  Look at Chris Masters - the guy has the charisma of an eggplant, yet he's getting pushed.  Vince is a fag for 'rhoided up bodies.  You're too young to remember some of the greatest wrestlers that didn't have Adonis-type bodies - Jack Brisco, Harley Race, Nick Bockwinkle, Terry Funk - these guys wouldn't get a chance for a contract under Vince's empire, much less a chance to main event.

Randal just makes me want to hurl.  He's the type of guy that I would have gladly work stiff on back in my day.  I promise you that Ole Anderson or the Crocketts wouldn't have given him the time of day.  Randal blows half his spots.  If you blew a spot in Georgia, Ole would be waiting for you in the locker room and 'educate' you on the importance of not blowing spots.  He 'educated' me once - once was enough.


   

As for HHH, I don't hate the guy sure he only is where he is cause he married the bosses daughter but you can hardly hold that against him, I think most peoples hatred towards HHH is more out of jelousy than anything else.

I disagree.  He uses his influence to hold superior performers down.  Chris Jericho is at least twice the performer that HHH is; RVD is 10 times better in the ring than HHH.  Both have suffered from HHH's sabatoging their pushes.  A good heel can turn crowd anger onto themselves.  The Andersons were great at this; Superstar Billy Graham was great at this.  HHH wants to be the 'cool heel'.  He likes to make shoot comments on others while they can't respond in kind.  There were only 2 people he couldn't sabatoge - Austin and Rock, because they were so over he couldn't.  Everybody else - don't piss Stephanie McMahon or Paul LeVesque off or you will be jobbing on HEAT and then losing your contract.  (A note - one of my former wrestling buddies went to a WWE card a few years ago - he was walking around the dressing room greeting the performers.  He use to work with WCW back when HHH was Terra Ryzing.  This guy kept calling HHH either 'Terra Ryzing' or 'Paul LeVesque' - Crips real name.  Crips got so upset that he had security eject the guy from the dressing rooms.  That's how fucking insecure he is!  I have more respect for Hogan than HHH; Hogan is the benchmark for me on the disgust meter.)

   

HHH gives himself a blowjob every time he picks up a mic? Wow that is talented.

Ah'm-ah the-ah Game-ah!

(It's a pity that the WWE's legal team shut down Tom Zenk's site last year - he use to put some of the damnest shoot comments about Vince, HHH and Stephanie on his weekly commentary.  As far as bitter fuck's went, he made The Honky Tonk Man look like a McMahon lover.)

I haven't watched Smackdown in at least 2 years, and only watched RAW this past week to see Denture Boy Flair in action (damned, I jobbed to him on Superstation-TBS when he was the U.S. Champ back in 1980.  Talk about ancient.)  I had no desire to watch Vince McMahon bare his 60 year old ass on TV for a reprisal of the 'Kiss My Ass Club'.

As an aside, Marty Janetty got fired again yesterday - legit.  I wonder which law he broke this time?

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I agree with iliketowankalot, I could listen to you all day.

I've never heard about "Randal's" feces trouble either, I knew he lost his push because he was being punished for something, but never heard what. Thanks for the info.

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One of many Randy Orton stories on the web concerning his disturbing treatment of women.  I think that he's a fag in denial (in my eyes, there's a difference between a gay guy and a fag - Randy fits the latter):
 http://www.rajahwwf.com/base/2005/3394

A small excerpt:

Loewen claims Orton had a vendetta against her the entire time she was with the company speculating it was due to the fact she didn't know his name. "Prior to being with the WWE," she said, "I didn't aim to go and work for the WWE. WWE came and asked me to work for them. In lieu of that, I wasn't a big fan and I didn't know a lot about wrestling". Despite being a fan now and loving the business, Rochelle wasn't familiar with everyone's name at first and when she met Orton, she told him he looked familiar. He agreed and asked her where he knew her from. "Are you from Canada," she responded. After looking her up and down, Orton (according to Loewen) said before storming off, "I hate Canada and I hate you"!

"Wow...welcome to bazoogaville," Rochelle thought after the confrontation with Orton, "what kind of person behaves like that?" Later that day, Loewen claims Orton did more things that were "inappropriate and verbally abusive", but didn't explain what they were, just that she didn't really pay any attention to them. "Near the end of the day, I was doing a pre-tape with Mr. Bischoff," she continues, "and it took us about an hour or two. Then I went back to the changing room and all of my belongings...my very, very nice belongings...had been totally destroyed by Randy Orton who had snuck into the female changing room". The lotion and baby oil had been smeared all over her belongings....

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Randy Orton deserted from the Marines - something that has not been hidden but is not well known.  He spent 78 days in a military prison and got a dishonorable discharge for desertion.  As far as I'm concerned, he should cleaning the toilets for the WWE instead of being on the card.

Yes, I admit I personally despise Randy Orton and if he were to disappear off the face of the Earth, the world would immediately become a better place.

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Wow, that article makes Randy come across like a complete asshole, and the sad thing is it's probably all true, every word. I knew a guy who has a problem with women like that. And I think Randy should drop off the face of the Earth. But the world would still be a pretty shitty place.

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Do you know what? I wish they'd push Steven Richards. That idea he had where he'd be a "Giant" in the cruiserweight division was brilliant.

I suppose they're too concerned that the midcard would be more entertaining than the main event.