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TheLampIncident

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« on: 08-18-2004 15:53 »

This is a thread dedicated to that jackass, and all the morons who go on his show. I enjoy watching this for some cheap laughs. Case in point: This guy cheated on his girlfriend once, only once. And the girl he cheated with is 8 months pregnant. So this guy gets his girlfriend on Maury and confesses about the cheating, and she's all like "get away from me" and the guy's all "I don't want this to tear us apart"...then at the worst possible moment, this guy proposes to his girlfriend! What the hell is this idiot thinking?

Got any Maury moments? Go for them.
David A

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« Reply #1 on: 08-18-2004 16:16 »

I only ever watch when he has Jack Hanna on.  Sometimes the animals pee on Maury.
Jicannon

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« Reply #2 on: 08-18-2004 21:01 »

I remember this one lady had a phobia of cats and some guy brought a cat onstage while she was talking to Maruy and she freaked out. I mean it was ridiculous. The cat was even in a cage.
Coop

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« Reply #3 on: 08-18-2004 21:29 »

Rediculous.


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Jicannon

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« Reply #4 on: 08-18-2004 22:05 »

yeah...I also spelled Maury "Maruy". oh well. Spelling is for nerds.
bhbase99

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« Reply #5 on: 08-18-2004 22:35 »
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"whatever you aint bad you aint bad, i do drugs and i kill people, whatever i do what i want!!!"

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Jicannon

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« Reply #6 on: 08-18-2004 22:42 »

......was he on Maury?
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #7 on: 08-19-2004 03:56 »

The best Maurys are the ones where he taunts the fat babies with tables covered in fried chicken and potato chips, then proceeds to talk about how sad it is that they're fat. Good work there, Maury.
Tweek

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« Reply #8 on: 08-19-2004 05:39 »

I've never heard of the show, geuss it is only on in the US, from the sound of it that is a good thing  evil laugh
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #9 on: 08-19-2004 07:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Coop:
Rediculous.

Jicannon, are you going to listen to this false prophet? You spelled ridiculous correctly. Don't listen to a pot-smoking teenager with a Live Journal.

I remember a while ago seeing people on Maury with disabilities, this one kid had a severe facial disfigurement, and he was doing exactly what he did in the South Park episode..."Ooh, let's hear the names, what are these names these kids called you"...he does it in such a cockish manner it's astounding. And somehow it seems unfair that these kids get their dreams handed to them on a silver platter because of the way they were born. I definetely respect them for how they live...there were kids on there with no arms and legs that still functioned like normal humans. The problem I have is with people like Maury setting back their general acceptance by showering them with gifts, like they need to be treated differently or something. They have special needs, but it's not like they're not human. If I ever wound up on a show like that to have some jackass try and give me stuff for the way I was born, I'd be pissed.

You know, I'm not sure what to think of this rant. This is an awfully touchy subject. Don't take anything I say in it too seriously, because I'm still not really sure what to think either.
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« Reply #10 on: 08-19-2004 14:24 »

... this guy really exists?
I thought the South Park guys were just mocking in general...  hmpf
*cries for humanity*
Nibblonian

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« Reply #11 on: 08-19-2004 20:55 »

I love Maury!!! I love the "opposites attract" episodes with something like eighty-year-old granny-strippers are madly in love with thirty-year-old bike hogs. My favorite is a nerdy accountant was in love with a woman whose breasts were literally bigger than his head! He said his favorite feature of hers were her eyes and that's why she loved him back. How romantic!
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #12 on: 08-19-2004 23:59 »

I think I saw that one. It was a collection of old footage. There was another one where this woman loved a guy who was basically a lizard man, he dyed his hair green, had scales tattooed on him, surgically forked his tongue, and filed his teeth down to fangs.
Guineapig Trick

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« Reply #13 on: 08-20-2004 00:07 »

I like the ones were you have to find out with ones and trannies, everybody gets them wrong. I watch it only because I only get four channels in my room. It's usually that or some other show of that sort. I want to be on a show like that. I want a girl with tits bigger than my head.

What suprised me most out of the maury episode of southpark (freak strike I believe) is how guillible and dumb cartman's mom is.
Action Jacktion

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« Reply #14 on: 08-20-2004 00:29 »

I just like the A Current Affair sound effect.
canned eggs

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« Reply #15 on: 08-20-2004 00:39 »

How can you people watch Maury Povich?  You don't realize you get dumber with every second you see it?  I don't understand how so many people can be gluttons for this stuff.  I get hostile just thinking about it.
KurtPikachu2001

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« Reply #16 on: 08-22-2004 21:19 »

What about those ongoing patnernity test shows?  Lowlife trailer trash men and women who are uneducated and working odd jobs trying to determine who the father of their kid is.  And the reaction is always the same.  If he's proven to be not to be the father, the slut runs backstage and screams.

I saw two paternity test shows that just plain appalled me:  One is where some woman was trying to find the father of her son who was either her ex-boyfriend or her cousin, and the father turned out to be the cousin!  Plus, a woman in prison via satellite wanted to know if a man was the father of her baby and he got down on his knee and proposed to her!  Yeah, who knows how long she'll be in there! 

Also, the names the babies have are mispelled, examples being, Jai'lin, Monterio, Bicorion, Kealin, Keightlynn, and Tiphanie.  All of my friends at the college dorm I'm in all tune into Maury so we can laugh at it!
FishyJoe

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« Reply #17 on: 08-24-2004 11:47 »

 
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Originally posted by LAN.gnome:
The best Maurys are the ones where he taunts the fat babies with tables covered in fried chicken and potato chips, then proceeds to talk about how sad it is that they're fat. Good work there, Maury.

Haha. I don't watch Maury very often(I can't believe he's even still on), but I swear he's had fat babies on every single time I've watched. What is it with that guy and fat babies?
Col. Klink

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« Reply #18 on: 08-24-2004 12:06 »

Shhh! You'll get the FBI onto him.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #19 on: 08-24-2004 12:53 »

While I was on break yesterday, this was on TV, and one of the bosses says to me and my friend "I had a cook up in Providence who ended up on this show"(the restaurant I work at has more than one location). The thought of that disturbed and amused me. I think it was for that "That ain't my baby" bullshit.
Jeremy

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« Reply #20 on: 08-24-2004 19:24 »

 
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Originally posted by FishyJoe:
 Haha. I don't watch Maury very often(I can't believe he's even still on), but I swear he's had fat babies on every single time I've watched. What is it with that guy and fat babies?

You gotta give the people what they want. That's how he's still on the air. That's why "Naked Fishy" was cancelled after only one show.

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