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PEE Poll: Biggest asshole in the series
Zapp Brannigan   -19 (55.9%)
Al Gore's head   -0 (0%)
Mom   -2 (5.9%)
Richard Nixon's head   -3 (8.8%)
Wermstrom   -7 (20.6%)
Elzar   -3 (8.8%)
Total Voters: 34

Cyberman

Bending Unit
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« on: 07-31-2004 13:46 »

Who is it? Zapp Brannigan gets my vote.

TheLampIncident

Urban Legend
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« Reply #1 on: 07-31-2004 14:30 »

Next time, I advise you look before you post. This was THE THREAD RIGHT BELOW YOURS.
Nibblonian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #2 on: 07-31-2004 15:59 »

I can't stand Wermstrome!
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #3 on: 07-31-2004 16:44 »

yeah, the threads are about the same 0_o
boggy b

Crustacean
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« Reply #4 on: 08-01-2004 17:52 »

 
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Next time, I advise you look before you post. This was THE THREAD RIGHT BELOW YOURS.

'Most Evil' and 'Biggest Asshole' are different. Some people think Wermstrom is an asshole, but he's not particularily evil.
Nibblonian

Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 08-02-2004 12:40 »

Exactly, Wermstrom is an asshole, but Nixon's head is evil. There's a big difference!
Alliteration

Starship Captain
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« Reply #6 on: 08-02-2004 17:40 »

Bender in AOI 2...

Oh wait! That kind of ass!

Out of the choices given, I would have to go with Wernstrom.
evan

Urban Legend
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« Reply #7 on: 08-02-2004 18:42 »

B-E-N-D-E-R!  Beeeeennnder!  B-E-N-D-E-R!

I'm surprised that Bender isn't even mentioned on the list.  After all, he's been an asshole consistantly throughout the series, from trying to sell children as food to attempting to drop Fry off the Statue of Liberty to laughing at Fry when Leela broke his heart.  Just because we all like him doesn't mean he's not an asshole.  In fact, I think that's exactly why Bender's so popular.
IOfTheMourning

Crustacean
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« Reply #8 on: 08-02-2004 19:04 »

dont forget about Bender's tyrannical reign over an entire planet where he also enslaved his best friends. ouch.
Philp_J_Fry

Starship Captain
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« Reply #9 on: 08-02-2004 23:41 »

Bender guh
fryfanSpyOrama

Urban Legend
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« Reply #10 on: 08-03-2004 00:06 »

where's cubert?
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #11 on: 08-03-2004 16:43 »

where are the native martians? Those little assholes deserted Mother Mars!
Sayna

Crustacean
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« Reply #12 on: 08-04-2004 00:49 »

 
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Originally posted by evan:
....to attempting to drop Fry off the Statue of Liberty to...


"*sigh* He decided not to let go."

Heehee. I loved that part! Bender's an asshole, alright, but he's a lovable asshole.

And I voted for Zapp. He reminds me of Bush right now...
Y_L_B

Professor
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« Reply #13 on: 08-04-2004 02:27 »

[Prof.]WEERRNNSSTTRROOMM![/Prof.]

Bender is an asshole, but he's the loveable type of asshole. Wernstrom is the regular type of asshole, the kind that sucks, which is why he gets my vote.  big grin
TheLesbianLeela

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #14 on: 08-04-2004 12:04 »

Hmmm... Mom, Nixon, Wernstrom or Zapp?
It's not easy to decide ...
Hmmm, let's say ... Zapp!

@ Cyberman: Why is there Al Gore in the list?
aslate

Space Pope
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« Reply #15 on: 08-04-2004 12:07 »

Elzar, he's a real arsehole and he has no good reason to be. Zapp doesn't always mean to be an arsehole, just turns out to be.
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #16 on: 08-04-2004 12:15 »

I'm back from vacation, baby!  I'd say it's either Wernstrom, Elzar, or Hermes.
Sayna

Crustacean
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« Reply #17 on: 08-04-2004 17:59 »

 
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Originally posted by Y_L_B:
[Prof.]WEERRNNSSTTRROOMM![/Prof.]

Bender is an asshole, but he's the loveable type of asshole. Wernstrom is the regular type of asshole, the kind that sucks, which is why he gets my vote.   big grin


He is, but Zapp is by far the worst.
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #18 on: 08-06-2004 12:41 »

Nixon.
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #19 on: 08-07-2004 18:00 »

I'll say it's a tie between Nixon, Zapp Branigan, and Elzar.
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #20 on: 08-07-2004 21:46 »

No, Zapp is also lovable!  Who said he's the sucky kind of asshole, anyway?  He's not sucky, or an asshole*!

*at least not in my opinion.
ShortRoundMcfly

Starship Captain
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« Reply #21 on: 08-08-2004 21:51 »

Zap really does annoy the crap out of me.
John Pannozzi

Starship Captain
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« Reply #22 on: 08-12-2004 12:50 »

Chaz is a pretty big jerk. He was mean to children. Alkazar and "That Guy" maybe greedy and sleazy, but what Chaz did to the orphans was just plain mean!
BENDER RULS 124

Bending Unit
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« Reply #23 on: 08-12-2004 13:21 »

Zap puts the ASS in ASS HOLE!
Whoopwhoopwhoop

Professor
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« Reply #24 on: 08-16-2004 00:59 »

Zap is just like me, super asshole!  I mean I use his lines more then he did...
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #25 on: 08-16-2004 17:52 »

 
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Originally posted by athena1999:
No, Zapp is also lovable!  Who said he's the sucky kind of asshole, anyway?  He's not sucky, or an asshole*!

*at least not in my opinion.

  eek   I think you're the only person I've heard of that doesn't think Zapp's an asshole. But then again, you are in love with him...
Nasty Pasty

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #26 on: 08-16-2004 22:27 »

hmmm, I gotta go with Zapp...

Making Leela pity you to get her into his bed is pretty much puts him on top of the asshole list...
bubjub45

Poppler
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« Reply #27 on: 08-17-2004 03:14 »

i think the biggest asshole would be nixons head
GnrlHammond

Crustacean
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« Reply #28 on: 08-17-2004 21:04 »

 
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Originally posted by Nasty Pasty:
hmmm, I gotta go with Zapp...

Making Leela pity you to get her into his bed is pretty much puts him on top of the asshole list...


Zapp Is The Worst, He Even Was Very Wrong during the War Is The H-Word:

Zapp:"Private Lee Lemon May Well Be The Finest Recruit I've Seen In All My Years of Service. That Young Man Fills Me With Hope.

...And Some Other Emotions That Are Weird And Deeply Confussing Me..."

Kif:"..ugh..."

  puke
futuramabndr

Crustacean
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« Reply #29 on: 08-22-2004 21:25 »

Definetly the Neutrals.
Zogonif

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #30 on: 08-24-2004 20:02 »

Deffintly Zapp, Everything always seems to be running smoothly until he shows up
hobojobo

Bending Unit
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« Reply #31 on: 08-25-2004 00:55 »
« Last Edit on: 08-25-2004 00:55 »

I don't think zapp is as much of an asshole as he is an idiot. He's just too damn stupid tho know when he's making a fool of himself. Now Nixon on the other hand... he's aware of how horrible he is, but doesn't care. I think he's the biggest asshole of all.
Alex

Bending Unit
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« Reply #32 on: 08-25-2004 12:02 »

Zapp Brannigan, hands down.

I mean, acting like Leela belongs to him just because he tricked her into sleeping with him?  An asshole of epic proportions would pull a stunt like that.
Squeaky

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #33 on: 09-02-2004 01:16 »

Zapp, and I don't need to get into since others have already pointed out why.
Blackadder11

Starship Captain
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« Reply #34 on: 09-02-2004 06:55 »

Bender.

A lot of the people up there have reasons for being jerks. Wernstrom wants revenge, Nixon wants power, Elzar wants to try and get money, Zapp wants to be admired, and so forth. They do asshole type things, but at least they have a semi-understandable reason for doing so. Bender enjoys watching people suffer for no real reason, nothing more than that.
Ttomalss
Delivery Boy
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« Reply #35 on: 09-04-2004 13:18 »

Well, there's also Sal to consider, especially with his attempts to put the moves on Leela in "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" and "Parasites Lost", as well as his scornful laughter at the destruction of Bender's mural in "A Pharoah to Remember".

I might also include Hermes, but I'm not sure whether he's an asshole or he just hates Zoidberg, Bender and Fry.
ShortRoundMcfly

Starship Captain
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« Reply #36 on: 09-04-2004 16:57 »

I think Hermes hates most of the crew excluding the Professor.
Steal It Up

Crustacean
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« Reply #37 on: 09-04-2004 17:10 »

Nixon. Come on. The guy tried to take over the world.
Zion Ravescene

Crustacean
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« Reply #38 on: 09-05-2004 18:13 »

 
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Originally posted by ShortRoundMcfly:
I think Hermes hates most of the crew excluding the Professor.

Well, Hermes *is* a bureaucrat and so by definition is top of the list by default.  big grin

But my vote goes to the Zapper.

"YES! It's an extender!"
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