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PEE Poll: Who would win a race around earth?
Zapp   -6 (75%)
Shatner's head   -0 (0%)
Pat Buchanan   -0 (0%)
The Hair Robot   -2 (25%)
Total Voters: 8

mpbx3003

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« on: 06-25-2004 01:11 »

Zapp or Shatner's head or some other guys. This is more about deciding if Zapp really is lame?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Gratuitous Pulp Fiction...Yay!!!
Also, D&D is great...
Fridge

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« Reply #1 on: 06-25-2004 01:42 »

Ah, the scores are now level. You should start a thread about the likes or dislikes of Zapp mpbx3003 if those are your true intentions. i know there is some support for him.
Jicannon

Urban Legend
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« Reply #2 on: 06-25-2004 12:07 »

Leela would beat them all.... wink
VoVat

Bending Unit
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« Reply #3 on: 06-25-2004 14:48 »
« Last Edit on: 06-25-2004 14:48 »

Do they have vehicles?  I voted for Zapp, since he has the Nimbus.  But if they have to move under their own power, well, the heads (and I'm assuming Buchanan is a head in a jar by the time of Futurama) can barely move, and Zapp is out of shape, so the hair robot pretty much has it in the bag.

Why am I bothering to analyze a poll that will probably be locked shortly anyway?  Oh, well.
athena1999

Bending Unit
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« Reply #4 on: 06-25-2004 20:26 »

  mad *takes a deep breath and yells so loudly she causes windows within a 500-mile radius to shatter*   Zapp... is... NOT... LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!  He could beat ANY of those losers if he tried, either using the Nimbus OR on foot!
Shaucker

Professor
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« Reply #5 on: 06-25-2004 22:16 »

Oddest poll ever.
Yet strangley compelling.

"Sir, I challenge you to a race around the world. 1-2-3 GO!"
mpbx3003

Crustacean
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« Reply #6 on: 06-26-2004 04:40 »

this was inspired by several jokes on futurama
1)Zapp's inability to finish races/obstacle courses.
2)Zapp based on Shatner.
3)Ignar voting for Pat Buchanan.
4)the hair robot is just crool.(creepy+cool)
The lame part was about if he was so lame (see 1)
that a DOOP 25 star general(with a big spaceship) wouldn't take the three seconds to beat two heads and a creepy robot around the Earth.
mpbx3003

Crustacean
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« Reply #7 on: 06-26-2004 04:41 »
« Last Edit on: 06-26-2004 04:41 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by mpbx3003:
this was inspired by several jokes on futurama
1)Zapp's inability to finish races/obstacle courses.
2)Zapp based on Shatner.
3)Ignar voting for Pat Buchanan.
4)the hair robot is just crool.(creepy+cool)
The lame part was about if he was so lame (see 1)
that a DOOP 25 star general(with a big spaceship) wouldn't take the three seconds to beat two heads and a creepy robot around the Earth. Because as stated before, he could, but would he...

sorry, i thought i hit edit not quote...
I normally wouldn't double post...
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Gratuitous Pulp Fiction...Yay!!!
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #8 on: 06-26-2004 07:27 »

Kif, because Zapp would crash and burn without him...
Hedonism Bot

Bending Unit
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« Reply #9 on: 07-01-2004 04:56 »

It depends on the jars in which the heads reside. Al Gore could beat all of them because he has a jet-pack attached to his jar, but Shatner or Buchanan might have similar upgrades. The hair robot would be able to survive underwater, so would be able to take the most direct route. Zapp would have to rely on Kif or the Nimbus.
victor2000
Starship Captain
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« Reply #10 on: 07-01-2004 13:48 »

This poll doesn't have enough choices.  I'll agree with Otis, and go with Kif.
stolb3rg

Bending Unit
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« Reply #11 on: 07-02-2004 23:48 »

bah, zapp would somehow get lost.
Nixorbo

UberMod
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« Reply #12 on: 07-03-2004 00:52 »

Wow, this is quite possibly the dumbest poll ever.
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