Originally posted by mpbx3003:
this was inspired by several jokes on futurama
1)Zapp's inability to finish races/obstacle courses.
2)Zapp based on Shatner.
3)Ignar voting for Pat Buchanan.
4)the hair robot is just crool.(creepy+cool)
The lame part was about if he was so lame (see 1)
that a DOOP 25 star general(with a big spaceship) wouldn't take the three seconds to beat two heads and a creepy robot around the Earth. Because as stated before, he could, but would he...
sorry, i thought i hit edit not quote...
I normally wouldn't double post...
------------------The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Gratuitous Pulp Fiction...Yay!!!