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EvilLunch
Professor
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It's 'Gigolo,' and I don't want to ruin the humour by counting.. But it must be about 10-15, willing or unwilling. Seems that way, anyway..
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Drunknmunky
Bending Unit
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Originally posted by cyba: And of course his own true love - Leela! And he does mention something about "self-love" somewhere, but I'm not quite sure what *that* means. (baffled) Oh dear, how obscene. But could I be so bold as to suggest that he was MASTURBATING.
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ChrisWilson
Crustacean
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Masturbating ja? Das ist vanking ja?
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leelaholic
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #8 on: 05-09-2004 15:32 »
« Last Edit on: 05-09-2004 15:32 »
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Poor Fry. There are so many masturbation jokes at his expense...
Fry: "These new hands are great! I'm gonna break them in tonight." -------------------------------------------- Nixon: "I remember my body. Flabby, pasty skin, riddled with phlebitis - a good republican body. God, I loved it."
Fry: "I hear that. I spent most of my teen years loving my body. Of course, it was tough love but - Ow!"
Leela: "Fry, he opened up relations with China. He doesn't want to hear about your ding dong." -------------------------------------------- Zoidberg: "How will I get rid of my male jelly now?"
Fry: "You can borrow this" (holds up his disembodied arm)
Leela: "FRY!" -------------------------------------------- Lrrr: "Mmm, this jerked chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked."
Bender: "It's used to it! Woooo!" --------------------------------------------- Leela: "Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold on to your lower horn."
Bender: "As usual! Woooo!" --------------------------------------------- Robot Devil: "Hello, Fry. Hahaha haha. Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our deal as I am. Oh! Give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in... places."
Fry: "Hehehe. Yeah, they get around." --------------------------------------------- Leela: "No, I'm not a student. I'm looking for one of yours, Phillip J. Fry."
Lap Dancing Teacher: "Oh, yeah. Pizza boy. He had to drop the course 'cause he could never make it through the first five minutes of class without excusing himself for some odd reason."
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ChrisWilson
Crustacean
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That's what she said! WOOOOOOOOOO! LMAO!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by Sm@ Cpt. Libido: through the magic that is the What-if? machine he also viewed himself having sex with Leela! No, actually. Farnsworth saw a What-if story, wherein Fry saw himself having sex with Leela. The entire AOI I was the result of Farnsworth asking "What if I had invented the Fing-Longer?".
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Gilby
Delivery Boy
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Originally posted by Aussie: Fry: Hey Bender (Squirts Bender with water) Bender: (Laughs, Throws sponge at Fry misses and hits Leela) Leela: Alright you two this is the third hose fight I've broken up today, the second using actual hoses... I just love that. The way Leela is so deadpan. That's a good one! I guess Fry isn't too smelly or greasey if a couple of women will have him.
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