If you could spend one day with Amy...

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...what would you do (don't tell me only the wild thing)? Dang, I hope this hasn't been posted before...if so, sorry!

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Well, first I would

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Where is that R-rated board?               

Anyway, here's mine.

First, I would visit some nice place with her (e.g. moon station or the slurm factory), then some romantic place like Europa. In the evening, I would have a nice dinner with her (I just hope she would wear a dress), then have a long, romantic talk with her at my apartment...lay her down on velvet and silk pillows... 

No wonder I actually dreamt of her last night...

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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
Where is that R-rated board?                   

Anyway, here's mine.

First, I would visit some nice place with her (e.g. moon station or the slurm factory), then some romantic place like Europa. In the evening, I would have a nice dinner with her (I just hope she would wear a dress), then have a long, romantic talk with her at my apartment...lay her down on velvet and silk pillows...   

No wonder I actually dreamt of her last night...

Who has just fallen in love into Amy.....

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Hey, I've been single (voluntary) for quite some time now...did you expect me not to fantasize about her?   

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Talking about fantasize and dreaming about someone, some friends of me both dreamed about Britney Spears. One of them even thought he got her phonenumber, just a shame he diden`t look at the note in his dream. The morning after, he startet looking for the note. He was so angry, he just could not belive it was a dream!

"Talk about moodkiller"

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I'd go shopping with her...

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i'd flip her over hitch up her little skirts and......... actually yeah shopping would be good....

so its not just >someonethatIknow< who had that britney dream?? apart from in mine...err >thatpersoniknow<'s they invited m...them to the end of tour party but when they got there everything had disappeared.......bummer.

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I think I'll go with her in the park or visit a museum. (exept the head museum) 

But what would you do a day with Leela???

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I would take her to some nice place and have a deep, long look into her...erm, eye.   

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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
Hey, I've been single (voluntary) for quite some time now...did you expect me not to fantasize about her?   

I usually don't have fantasies with non-real girls, I have never dreamt of date with Leela or Amy, but I remember one time I dreamt of dating with Aerith. For those who don't know, Aerith is a FF character (final fantasy, NOT futurefreak  ) Damn, it was a wonderful dream, I would like to record it  Next time is Amy's or Leela's turn, hehehehe...

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Originally posted by Slavon:
 I remember one time I dreamt of dating with Aerith. For those who don't know, Aerith is a FF character (final fantasy, NOT futurefreak   ) Damn, it was a wonderful dream, I would like to record it   

Mmmmmmm, Aerith (or Aeris as shes known here)    If only I had Aeris right now 

But anyway.... since Amy has like lots of money and stuff, I'd make sure that wherever we went it was in that nice shiny red sports car that her parents own.  Then in the back seat... 

Oh and with Leela I'd do the same, just tell Amy I needed the car for something esle.  Mmmmm, Leela... 

Umm... *goes to take a cold shower*

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I'd sit her down and have a long talk about the meaning of life.

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I'd ask her if she feels comfortable being drawn off-model & all.

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I take Leela on romantik diner like Love Labours lost in space., but without the thong thing.

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I would go shopping with her and we can talk about guys

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I want to be Bender's biggest fan!

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I'd steal her purse.

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Originally posted by Holly J. Fry:
I'd steal her purse.

I'd steal her heart (aaaaaaaaawwwww)

 

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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
No wonder I actually dreamt of her last night...

you guys dreaming about a cartoon character...thats sick!

*dreams about her and fry* 

Dirty boy! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty! 

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Originally posted by futurefreak:
 you guys dreaming about a cartoon character...thats sick!

*dreams about her and fry*   

Dirty boy! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!   

I dreamt about her while I was in my boxers... 


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"Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker!"

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[Carl] Well this is one fine secret organization we got here [/Carl]

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I'd ask her about her childhood and stuff, and I'd have snu-snu with her, of course.

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So when you freaks fantasize/dream about Amy, are you animated or is she real? Or is it some horrible mixture of the two?

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Well you see... Wait a second, I'm not falling for this trap, your from the FBI aren't you! Well I am not answering any of your cartoon sex related questions. Not that I would have any answers...

But seriously, if Amy were a REAL person, and interested in spending a day with me, we would probably go out to dinner or something silly and romantic like that.

Reiteration: Only if she were a REAL and NON-ANIMATED person.

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Again I ask, don't you think it is a little pervert that we as real life people love and fantasize about having a relationship with a woman who is basically animinated and created by horny animators?  Don't you think we should have a little more common sense and try not to say stuff like, "if I was out with Amy it would be R-rated"?

Are we that desperate for love, that we have to obsess over a female who isn't even real let alone flesh and blood?  We are talking about ink and paint?

(Thinks for a minute)

What the hell am I saying?  I LOVE AMY, I'D BANG HER IF I HAD THE CHANCE.

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I'm tired and I'm going to spell out what everyone else is trying to comically alude to.

S.E.X.

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Bring out the ol' Trouser Snake.

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I'd uh, put her in my car so I could drive in the car pool lane.   

Nah, I think I could probably think of a few other things that Amy and I could do together.  How about, whatever she wanted to do?  Has anyone else said that?

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John Pannozzi, what is it with you and bumping really old threads?

 

Originally posted by David A:
How about, whatever she wanted to do?

That's fine with me, as long as it has something to do with going to the back seat of the car for coffee 

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But she doesn't like coffee...

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We'd just have to do something else then... 

Oh dear, what am I saying?

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yeah, you guys are aware of her being a cartoon? What would you do, cut a hole between a poster with her legs and dumdidum??   

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a man can dream though, a man can dream...

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Have sex with hear, then steal as much money from her as I could.

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From what I've seen in PYHOMS, she plays a pretty mean game of table tennis. I'd try out my mad, non-existant table tennis skills against her.

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Originally posted by Crash:
yeah, you guys are aware of her being a cartoon? What would you do, cut a hole between a poster with her legs and dumdidum??   

Good point. Would Amy be live-action or Roger Rabbit-esque or a living cardboard cutout?

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Pannozzi PLEASE stop bumping threads   

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Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
 Good point. Would Amy be live-action or Roger Rabbit-esque or a living cardboard cutout?

I don't think most of us have to worry about the technicalities of Amy being real.

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If you want to see what sex between a real person and a cartoon women watch the movie Cool World.

As for me I would take her for a drive on Mecury in a car with a leaking fuel tank.

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What not amy leela