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Hitchhiker

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« on: 09-17-2001 13:23 »

...what would you do (don't tell me only the wild thing)? Dang, I hope this hasn't been posted before...if so, sorry!


Kryten

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« Reply #1 on: 09-17-2001 13:32 »

Well, first I would

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Hitchhiker

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« Reply #2 on: 09-17-2001 13:44 »

Where is that R-rated board?   flirt   confused   flirt   confused   flirt

Anyway, here's mine.

First, I would visit some nice place with her (e.g. moon station or the slurm factory), then some romantic place like Europa. In the evening, I would have a nice dinner with her (I just hope she would wear a dress), then have a long, romantic talk with her at my apartment...lay her down on velvet and silk pillows...  love

No wonder I actually dreamt of her last night...
DRH

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« Reply #3 on: 09-17-2001 14:09 »

 
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
Where is that R-rated board?    flirt    confused    flirt    confused    flirt

Anyway, here's mine.

First, I would visit some nice place with her (e.g. moon station or the slurm factory), then some romantic place like Europa. In the evening, I would have a nice dinner with her (I just hope she would wear a dress), then have a long, romantic talk with her at my apartment...lay her down on velvet and silk pillows...   love

No wonder I actually dreamt of her last night...



Who has just fallen in love into Amy.....
Hitchhiker

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« Reply #4 on: 09-17-2001 14:12 »

Hey, I've been single (voluntary) for quite some time now...did you expect me not to fantasize about her?   tongue
DRH

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« Reply #5 on: 09-17-2001 15:51 »

Talking about fantasize and dreaming about someone, some friends of me both dreamed about Britney Spears. One of them even thought he got her phonenumber, just a shame he diden`t look at the note in his dream. The morning after, he startet looking for the note. He was so angry, he just could not belive it was a dream!

"Talk about moodkiller"
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #6 on: 09-18-2001 09:25 »

I'd go shopping with her...
flexo

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« Reply #7 on: 09-18-2001 11:06 »

i'd flip her over hitch up her little skirts and......... actually yeah shopping would be good....

so its not just >someonethatIknow< who had that britney dream?? apart from in mine...err >thatpersoniknow<'s they invited m...them to the end of tour party but when they got there everything had disappeared.......bummer.
Mate

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« Reply #8 on: 09-18-2001 11:28 »

I think I'll go with her in the park or visit a museum. (exept the head museum)  big grin

But what would you do a day with Leela???
Hitchhiker

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« Reply #9 on: 09-18-2001 11:37 »

I would take her to some nice place and have a deep, long look into her...erm, eye.   smile
Slavon

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« Reply #10 on: 09-18-2001 13:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
Hey, I've been single (voluntary) for quite some time now...did you expect me not to fantasize about her?    tongue


I usually don't have fantasies with non-real girls, I have never dreamt of date with Leela or Amy, but I remember one time I dreamt of dating with Aerith. For those who don't know, Aerith is a FF character (final fantasy, NOT futurefreak  tongue) Damn, it was a wonderful dream, I would like to record it  smile Next time is Amy's or Leela's turn, hehehehe...
Tempest

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« Reply #11 on: 09-18-2001 16:54 »

 
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Originally posted by Slavon:
 I remember one time I dreamt of dating with Aerith. For those who don't know, Aerith is a FF character (final fantasy, NOT futurefreak   tongue) Damn, it was a wonderful dream, I would like to record it   smile

Mmmmmmm, Aerith (or Aeris as shes known here)  love love  If only I had Aeris right now  love

But anyway.... since Amy has like lots of money and stuff, I'd make sure that wherever we went it was in that nice shiny red sports car that her parents own.  Then in the back seat...  love

Oh and with Leela I'd do the same, just tell Amy I needed the car for something esle.  Mmmmm, Leela...  love

Umm... *goes to take a cold shower*
VelourFog

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« Reply #12 on: 09-20-2001 22:40 »

I'd sit her down and have a long talk about the meaning of life.
Sarge

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« Reply #13 on: 09-20-2001 23:36 »

I'd ask her if she feels comfortable being drawn off-model & all.
nixon!

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« Reply #14 on: 09-22-2001 05:20 »

I take Leela on romantik diner like Love Labours lost in space., but without the thong thing.
Juliet

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« Reply #15 on: 09-22-2001 14:51 »

I would go shopping with her and we can talk about guys

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Holly J. Fry

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« Reply #16 on: 09-22-2001 14:58 »

I'd steal her purse.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
diagnostic

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« Reply #17 on: 09-22-2001 20:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Holly J. Fry:
I'd steal her purse.

I'd steal her heart (aaaaaaaaawwwww)

  puke

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« Reply #18 on: 09-22-2001 21:08 »

 
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Originally posted by Hitchhiker:
No wonder I actually dreamt of her last night...

you guys dreaming about a cartoon character...thats sick!

*dreams about her and fry*  wink

Dirty boy! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!  flirt

Hitchhiker

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« Reply #19 on: 09-23-2001 05:25 »
« Last Edit on: 09-23-2001 05:25 »

 
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Originally posted by futurefreak:
 you guys dreaming about a cartoon character...thats sick!

*dreams about her and fry*    wink

Dirty boy! Dirty! Dirty! Dirty!    flirt


I dreamt about her while I was in my boxers...  tongue


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Nixorbo

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« Reply #20 on: 09-23-2001 11:05 »

 
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"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


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John Pannozzi

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« Reply #21 on: 06-04-2004 22:10 »

I'd ask her about her childhood and stuff, and I'd have snu-snu with her, of course.
Digital Dragon

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« Reply #22 on: 06-04-2004 22:16 »

So when you freaks fantasize/dream about Amy, are you animated or is she real? Or is it some horrible mixture of the two?
Alliteration

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« Reply #23 on: 06-05-2004 00:36 »

Well you see... Wait a second, I'm not falling for this trap, your from the FBI aren't you! Well I am not answering any of your cartoon sex related questions. Not that I would have any answers...

But seriously, if Amy were a REAL person, and interested in spending a day with me, we would probably go out to dinner or something silly and romantic like that.

Reiteration: Only if she were a REAL and NON-ANIMATED person.

fryfanSpyOrama

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« Reply #24 on: 06-05-2004 01:43 »
« Last Edit on: 06-05-2004 01:43 »

Again I ask, don't you think it is a little pervert that we as real life people love and fantasize about having a relationship with a woman who is basically animinated and created by horny animators?  Don't you think we should have a little more common sense and try not to say stuff like, "if I was out with Amy it would be R-rated"?

Are we that desperate for love, that we have to obsess over a female who isn't even real let alone flesh and blood?  We are talking about ink and paint?

(Thinks for a minute)

What the hell am I saying?  I LOVE AMY, I'D BANG HER IF I HAD THE CHANCE.
Bushmeister

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« Reply #25 on: 06-05-2004 04:23 »

I'm tired and I'm going to spell out what everyone else is trying to comically alude to.

S.E.X.
M0le

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« Reply #26 on: 06-05-2004 05:24 »

Bring out the ol' Trouser Snake.
David A

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« Reply #27 on: 06-05-2004 06:59 »

I'd uh, put her in my car so I could drive in the car pool lane.   tongue

Nah, I think I could probably think of a few other things that Amy and I could do together.  How about, whatever she wanted to do?  Has anyone else said that?
Ozor Mox

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« Reply #28 on: 06-05-2004 08:15 »

John Pannozzi, what is it with you and bumping really old threads?

 
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How about, whatever she wanted to do?

That's fine with me, as long as it has something to do with going to the back seat of the car for coffee  flirt

David A

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« Reply #29 on: 06-05-2004 08:21 »

But she doesn't like coffee...
Ozor Mox

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« Reply #30 on: 06-05-2004 08:52 »

We'd just have to do something else then...  flirt

Oh dear, what am I saying?

Crash

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« Reply #31 on: 06-05-2004 11:21 »
« Last Edit on: 06-05-2004 11:21 »

yeah, you guys are aware of her being a cartoon? What would you do, cut a hole between a poster with her legs and dumdidum??   wink
dimension_8

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« Reply #32 on: 06-05-2004 11:48 »

a man can dream though, a man can dream...
Dannilicious

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« Reply #33 on: 06-07-2004 11:02 »

Have sex with hear, then steal as much money from her as I could.
newhook_1

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« Reply #34 on: 06-07-2004 12:12 »
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From what I've seen in PYHOMS, she plays a pretty mean game of table tennis. I'd try out my mad, non-existant table tennis skills against her.

John Pannozzi

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« Reply #35 on: 07-12-2004 17:24 »

 
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Originally posted by Crash:
yeah, you guys are aware of her being a cartoon? What would you do, cut a hole between a poster with her legs and dumdidum??    wink

Good point. Would Amy be live-action or Roger Rabbit-esque or a living cardboard cutout?
Jicannon

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« Reply #36 on: 07-12-2004 18:35 »

Pannozzi PLEASE stop bumping threads   mad
Ozor Mox

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« Reply #37 on: 07-12-2004 19:42 »

 
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Originally posted by John Pannozzi:
 Good point. Would Amy be live-action or Roger Rabbit-esque or a living cardboard cutout?

I don't think most of us have to worry about the technicalities of Amy being real.

Scifly

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« Reply #38 on: 07-13-2004 20:37 »

If you want to see what sex between a real person and a cartoon women watch the movie Cool World.

As for me I would take her for a drive on Mecury in a car with a leaking fuel tank.
BENDERZOID

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« Reply #39 on: 07-26-2004 20:34 »

What not amy leela
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