Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    Human Resource Department    Is Bender Gay? « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: Is Bender Gay?  (Read 7052 times)
Pages: 1 [2] Print
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #40 on: 12-06-2011 16:57 »
« Last Edit on: 12-06-2011 17:04 »

Well now that I know what burns your gammon, go **** yourself tnuk.  Go **** yourself in your ear, and may Margaret Thatcher sit on your face and spin around your mouth like she is on playground roundabout going WOO WOOO WOOO WOO WOO WOOOOOOO.

PS does it annoy you more if I write **** or f**k or f*ck?  I am guessing the last one, since it makes it even more explicitly obvious what the subject curseword is, but prissily only censors one letter so as not to annoy the mods.  

I have to admit Tachyon I am holding back most of the time, all the time.  I'm still holding back now.  I don't want to get banned if I dig deeper in my classy guttural vocabulary.  But the compliment is very sweet, thankyou.  laff


Bender: not gay.  If he wanted Fry's fine ass, he would have taken it, got bored of it and dumped it (pun kind of intended) by now.
Tachyon

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #41 on: 12-06-2011 17:19 »
« Last Edit on: 12-06-2011 21:46 »

So you do understand why I voted for you as most predictable PEELer, tnuk. wink  In this case I was only giving my assessment of Space Goldy's capabilities in the art of Cuss-fu.  Reading her comments as she warmed up brought back vivid memories of the Merlins I've heard over the years and I suspected that was a sound with which you might be familiar.

I agree that using asterisks or other punctuation marks and signs as one-for-one substitutions for letters in cuss words <Beelzebot's voice> "lacks subtlety" </>.  And I am a member of boards from which one will be banned for doing so after a warning.  If one simply must use a direct substitution, an em-dash substituting for the entire word is my preference.  That way there is some subtlety and art involved and there might be multiple meanings depending on the context.

And I have a strong suspicion that Spacy has the facility to express herself in a fluent and colourful fashion using phrasing which avoids the explicit, unsubtle cuss words.  But still gets the point across in the end.  Amiright, Goldy?


Back to Bender.  No, I don't think he's gay.  He's "multisexual", and willing to get down with whichever person, robot, or device happens to vibrate his antenna at the moment.

SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #42 on: 12-06-2011 17:25 »

You can't just have you characters swear for the sake of swearing!  That makes me feel fucking angry!

Well Tachyon that is how i like to view myself, so I certainly am pleased/proud/smug/conceited that someone has expressed that view without me insisting they say such a thing. 

As for back to Bender: yes.  I don't think he finds men attractive, as he would have slept with one now if he did.  Everything he does find attactive he pursues with singleminded devotion until he gets bored of her and moves on to the next lovely gynoid that takes his fancy.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #43 on: 12-07-2011 02:04 »

This thread is gay.
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #44 on: 12-07-2011 08:59 »

This thread is gay.
You're gay!
TheAnvil

Bending Unit
***
« Reply #45 on: 12-07-2011 13:56 »

This is such a stupid thread............

Trey and Matt are right, far too many people try to read too much into things. They're called "gags" for a reason.

It's not as if the Professor still has that "Thug Life" tattoo is it now!
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #46 on: 12-07-2011 15:10 »

It's not as if the Professor still has that "Thug Life" tattoo is it now!

That joke was gay...
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #47 on: 12-07-2011 15:20 »

You know this thread is even gayer then my magic trick from when I still had a penis.

I would go into an abandoned high rise carpack with five to eight migrant workers, and forty five minutes later, I would come out with three ten pound notes.  Magic!
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #48 on: 12-07-2011 15:55 »
« Last Edit on: 12-07-2011 15:57 »

Back to Bender.  No, I don't think he's gay.  He's "multisexual", and willing to get down with whichever person, robot, or device happens to vibrate his antenna at the moment.


That sounds rather like Hedonismbot smile (Who will do anything he cannot chase up a tree...in that case, he will do the tree instead).
SpaceGoldfish fromWazn

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #49 on: 12-07-2011 16:41 »

A man, ravishing a tree, simply because he can not reach the homeless teenage runaway and his girlfriend who are seeking shelter in the top branches?  Oh sirrah, how wonderfully absurd and depraved!
Zmithy

Professor
*
« Reply #50 on: 12-07-2011 21:16 »

*reads thread*

Well, goodbye brain cells, was nice knowing you.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #51 on: 12-07-2011 21:19 »

Hedonismbot is probably the most gay robot on the show...
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #52 on: 12-07-2011 21:23 »

What about the Gay Robot? (Top Left)

Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #53 on: 12-07-2011 22:24 »
« Last Edit on: 12-07-2011 23:00 »

Hedonismbot is probably the most gay robot on the show...

Nope. He's rather "omnisexual" (also giving the word "omnipotence" a whole new meaning smile )
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #54 on: 12-08-2011 00:54 »

You're all gay.
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #55 on: 12-08-2011 09:03 »

Hedonismbot Coldangle is probably the most gay robot person on the show this thread
Well said!
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #56 on: 12-08-2011 09:32 »

You can't even spell my name... when it's written right in front of you.

Illiteracy is gay.
Tallywhacker

Starship Captain
****
« Reply #57 on: 12-08-2011 11:47 »

Bender's not gay. He spends all his time chasing females. Things that self-identify as female anyhow. Fembots, the PE ship, human women, etc.

I suppose it's possible to understand why Miolnir wondered about it though, back in 2000 when the series was new. Can't blame the guy for wishful thinking.
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #58 on: 12-08-2011 14:03 »

You're all gay.

That's not very acute of you to say, coldangle frown


Yes, I hate me for that too..but I had to say it..
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #59 on: 12-08-2011 20:07 »

What about the Gay Robot? (Top Left)

*pic*

My gaydar must have been turned off for that scene...
Beanoz4

Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #60 on: 12-11-2011 00:24 »

You can't even spell my name... when it's written right in front of you.
Neither can Bianca
You're all gay.

That's not very acute of you to say, coldangle frown


Yes, I hate me for that too..but I had to say it..
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #61 on: 12-11-2011 01:03 »

Ctrl+C, it works wonders...
x.Bianca.x

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #62 on: 12-11-2011 04:22 »

I think you are missing the joke, beanso
Xanfor

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #63 on: 12-11-2011 07:24 »

PS does it annoy you more if I write **** or f**k or f*ck?

Who are you, Mr. Tulip? I have no idea how any of those are supposed to be pronounced.
Inquisitor Hein
Liquid Emperor
**
« Reply #64 on: 12-11-2011 10:02 »

PS does it annoy you more if I write **** or f**k or f*ck?

Who are you, Mr. Tulip?

Damned...I had to think 2 seconds before I got that Tulip remark...I'm getting old... frown
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #65 on: 12-11-2011 14:46 »

I'm older than when I just clicked this thread frown...
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #66 on: 12-12-2011 08:19 »

Acute... angle.
I mean... it's right there...
Pages: 1 [2] Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.147 seconds with 17 queries.